The Field of 64 is Set!
Apr 20, 2007 1:22:10 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Apr 20, 2007 1:22:10 GMT -5
We're ready to go, guys! 13(ish) ballots and damn near 200 women. As luck would have it things broke down perfectly into 64 ladies with no need for play in word we cannot say, because Gator's job gives him a hard time and we still want him to post here (which I'm actually a tad disappointed about). There were ties at very spots but seeding was determined by (a) number of ballots named on, (b) highest ranking on ballots, and (c) who I liked more. But noone made or missed the list by a tiebreaker. And I didn't manipulate the seedings to create any special matchups even if I wanted to. Even if you'll see two matchups here in this first wave that sure as hell look like I set them up. But trust me, if I had I would have manipulated some of the Buffy girls together, made some better matchups for my girls, and setup a Allyson Hannigan/Allison Mack matchup.
The Excel file is too large to attach but if someone wants to host the thing for people to download, just let me know. For now, here's the brackets.
Full Brackets
4 Brackets named after their respective leaders. #1 overall points getter Kiera Knightley leads the Pirates and Porn Bracket (#15 Janine Lindemulder and #16 Tera Patrick owe their fame to porn). I even found shots of Lindemulder as a pirate. Its fate. She needs to make it to a matchup with Keira.
The second bracket sees some of the most classic masturbaturial fantasies of the last 50 years in #1 Angelina Jolie, #2 Jessica Alba, #3 Marilyn Monroe, #4 Salma Hayek, #7 Shannon Elizabeth, #8 Anna Kournikova, #10 Pamela Anderson, #11 Bo Derek, and #16 Michelle Pfeiffer and for that reason will be named the Hairy Palms Bracket.
The Tiger Beat Bracket takes its name from 7th Heaven's (#1) Jessica Biel, Party of Five's (#4) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Saved By the Bell's (#10) Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer's (#14) Sarah Michelle Gellar. Of course there's probably just as many ladies who made their names in teen shows in the other brackets but I couldn't come up with anything witty for women with 3 names and nothing else stood out.
Our final bracket is headed up by #1 Scarlet Johannson, who I can't think of anything interesting about. But, I do see 2 Lost cast members (#2 Evangeline Lily and #15 Emilie de Ravin), 2 Heroes cast members (#10 Missy Peregrym and #14 Hayden Panettiere), and the title character of Veronica Mars (#9 Kristen Bell). So in honor of TV's great mystery shows I've opted to name this bracket the Who Done Her? Bracket. It sounds funny to me.
And have no fear, there's a tiebreaker plan already made if we need it. No paper eating here. Or at least no preplanned paper eating.
Here's the Ideal schedule
4/23 (Mon) to 4/29 (Sun) - 8 1st Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
4/25 (Wed) to 5/1 (Tues) - 8 1st Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
4/30 (Mon) to 5/6 (Sun) - 8 1st Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/2 (Wed) to 5/8 (Tues) - 8 1st Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/7 (Mon) to 5/13 (Sun) - 8 2nd Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/9 (Wed) to 5/15 (Tue) - 8 2nd Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/14 (Mon) to 5/20 (Sun) - 4 Sweet 16 Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/16 (Wed) to 5/22 (Tues) - 4 Sweet Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/21 (Mon) to 5/27 (Sun) - Elite 8 Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/23 (Wed) to 5/29 (Tues) - Elite 8 Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/30 (Wed) to 6/3 (Sun) - Final Four
6/4 (Mon) to 6/10 (Sun) - Final
The Excel file is too large to attach but if someone wants to host the thing for people to download, just let me know. For now, here's the brackets.
Full Brackets
4 Brackets named after their respective leaders. #1 overall points getter Kiera Knightley leads the Pirates and Porn Bracket (#15 Janine Lindemulder and #16 Tera Patrick owe their fame to porn). I even found shots of Lindemulder as a pirate. Its fate. She needs to make it to a matchup with Keira.
The second bracket sees some of the most classic masturbaturial fantasies of the last 50 years in #1 Angelina Jolie, #2 Jessica Alba, #3 Marilyn Monroe, #4 Salma Hayek, #7 Shannon Elizabeth, #8 Anna Kournikova, #10 Pamela Anderson, #11 Bo Derek, and #16 Michelle Pfeiffer and for that reason will be named the Hairy Palms Bracket.
The Tiger Beat Bracket takes its name from 7th Heaven's (#1) Jessica Biel, Party of Five's (#4) Jennifer Love Hewitt, Saved By the Bell's (#10) Tiffani Amber Thiessen, and Buffy the Vampire Slayer's (#14) Sarah Michelle Gellar. Of course there's probably just as many ladies who made their names in teen shows in the other brackets but I couldn't come up with anything witty for women with 3 names and nothing else stood out.
Our final bracket is headed up by #1 Scarlet Johannson, who I can't think of anything interesting about. But, I do see 2 Lost cast members (#2 Evangeline Lily and #15 Emilie de Ravin), 2 Heroes cast members (#10 Missy Peregrym and #14 Hayden Panettiere), and the title character of Veronica Mars (#9 Kristen Bell). So in honor of TV's great mystery shows I've opted to name this bracket the Who Done Her? Bracket. It sounds funny to me.
And have no fear, there's a tiebreaker plan already made if we need it. No paper eating here. Or at least no preplanned paper eating.
Here's the Ideal schedule
4/23 (Mon) to 4/29 (Sun) - 8 1st Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
4/25 (Wed) to 5/1 (Tues) - 8 1st Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
4/30 (Mon) to 5/6 (Sun) - 8 1st Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/2 (Wed) to 5/8 (Tues) - 8 1st Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/7 (Mon) to 5/13 (Sun) - 8 2nd Round Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/9 (Wed) to 5/15 (Tue) - 8 2nd Round Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/14 (Mon) to 5/20 (Sun) - 4 Sweet 16 Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/16 (Wed) to 5/22 (Tues) - 4 Sweet Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/21 (Mon) to 5/27 (Sun) - Elite 8 Pirates & Porn/Who Done Her?
5/23 (Wed) to 5/29 (Tues) - Elite 8 Hairy Palms/Tiger Beat
5/30 (Wed) to 6/3 (Sun) - Final Four
6/4 (Mon) to 6/10 (Sun) - Final