[Lucky]

Jessica Biel held down her 1 seed status by delivering an absolute beating to Heather Locklear. But 9 seed Stacy Keibler matched that with a beating to RGX girl Rachel Specter. So now these two ladies who cruised through the first round match up. Biel has arguably the greatest ass in the world. Keibler arguably the greatest legs. So this one could be anyone's battle. Afterall, Stacy's got a pretty nice ass too.

Jessica Biel




vs



Stacy Keibler

[docx]

Jessica Biel and Stacy Kiebler are both insanely attractive women. That's a given. So what are the special attractions?
Lets break this down scientifically.
Each woman has a particularly striking feature. On Ms. Biel, it's her beautiful, supple lips. On Ms. Kiebler, it's her long, shapely legs. So who has more of what? Well, Ms. Biel has 2 lips, and Ms. Kiebler has 2 legs.
Advantage: Draw
Ms. Biel was the star of the remake of "Texas Chainsaw", but the violence was mainly against her friends as she (spoiler warning) gets away in the end. On the other hand, Ms. Kiebler was actually herself put through tables by Bubba Ray Dudley.
Advantage: Kiebler
Both have been on television in different capacities. Ms. Biel was on "Seventh Heaven". Many would say that this was a sappy, overbaked family melodrama with a demographic of only housewives and 10 year old kids. That is true. However, Ms. Kiebler was on "Dancing with the Stars" and then "What about Brian?", which are, respectively, aimed at gay men ("DWTS") and no one ("WAB?"). At least Ms. Biel's TV demographics encompassed more than one group.
Advantage: Biel
On the aforementioned "Seventh Heaven", Ms. Biel's character, "Mary", was turned into a naughty, naughty girl and actually written off the show. This had to do with Ms. Biel making attempts to broaden her appeal by demonstrating that she wasn't just some kiddy show one hit wonder. These attempts involved posing in ladmags like "Maxim" and "FHM" in various states of undress. Ms. Kiebler was a naughty girl while in the employ of WWE, and has since tried to broaden her mass appeal. These attempts have included the aforementioned terrible TV shows and appearing in commercials with George Hamilton (speaking of overbaked). In the course of these attempts, she actually put more clothes on, a disappointing turn of events, to be sure.
Advantage: Biel
In this matchup, you have to go with Ms. Biel. Science does not lie.

[Loki]

Plus Biel actually has hooters. Don't forget that.

[Chris Eco]

Since the chance of Stacy's success is the only thing holding my interest in this competition, allow me to go balls-out.

(For any of you that don't watch wrestling, please don't use "Say! Some of that looks staged and stupid!" as a counter-argument. It's accepted.)

Trish vs. Stacy gravy bowl


Stacy vs. Trish bra and panties match


Stacy vs. Torrie Launderie Match


Short clips of Stacy being spanked by two seperate fat wrestlers (Slaughter and Big Show)



And a bunch of pictures in a row:


I'll find more later. Youtube took the clips I really wanted down.

[williamssl]

here's who's voted:

Loki
Texas
M-Kid Chris Cole
Solly Ya Homo Joo Bastard
docx
Mooseheadjack
nothingtodowithproduceatall
ecosystem
DevilSoprano
Tarheel
Psychofish
Attitude Adjuster
thaiphoon
GoVols
Pun


Someone tie this up for Stacy!

[Batman]

Unless somebody votes for Jolie, I ain't votin'.

[Jack Quinn]

i voted for Jolie! Save Stacy!!!!

[Batman]

Fine. This one was too close to call for me anyhow, that's why I hadn't voted. Stacy's ass and legs are amazing, but she has a terminal case of cute--she couldn't be sultry if her life depended on it. Biel, on the other hand, is sexy and has an amazing body, but her face is nothing to write home about.

One vote Kiebler, tit-for-tat. So to speak.

[Batman]

Hey! Jolie, is still down by three! I think it was pretty clear that I wasn't talking about the eight people who already voted for Jolie, Moose.

[Courtney]

I'll also break this one tomorrow night if nobody else votes.

[DevSop]

Court, can I get some sort of idea of which way you're leaning. I need to know if you need convincing.

[Lucky]

All over! Sorry, Eco, but Biel holds in there with a 12-9 win. Stacy gave the 1 seed one hell of a fight but in the end she couldn't do it. Stacy may have pulled the short luck in her seeding/brackets here.

[Courtney]

devilsoprano said:

Court, can I get some sort of idea of which way you're leaning. I need to know if you need convincing.

I was voting for Biel anyway.

[Jack Quinn]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO