Novelty Wrestling Alliance is now YAWN
May 9, 2022 18:11:05 GMT -5
Post by Cliffsnotes on May 9, 2022 18:11:05 GMT -5
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
NOVELTY WRESTLING ALLIANCE (NWA), the greatest sports entertainment and combat federation in the Tri-State Area, is pleased to announce the following acquisitions, in full. This includes the contracts of all current wrestlers, managers, & announcers, as well as titles & trophies, and the current television shows and TV contracts.
NOVELTY WRESTLING ALLIANCE has purchased all assets of SUPER HEAVY AMERICAN MEN (SHAM) from SHAMROCK MEATS, INC.
We are excited to welcome the wonderfully large gentlemen and their large SHAMROCK MEATS robes from this federation. MEATY MEN include Keith Lee, King Kong Bundy, Rikishi, The Godfather, Bam Bam Bigelow, self proclaimed “World Champion of the Pre-Show” Baron Corbin, and the current MEAT CHAMP, Vader.
This acquisition includes the Highly Rated TV Show, BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT, which appears on Tuesday nights on Channel 62. The team of Damien Sandow and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan continue as announcers, and Heenan will also continue his managerial duties. “Cowboy Bob Orton” returns as the popular Ring Enforcer.
And of course, we are excited to acquire the second greatest trophy in all of sports, the championship trophy of BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT, the Ridiculously Oversized Meat Tenderizer.
Intern Kyle with the Ridiculously Oversized Meat Tenderizer.
NOVELTY WRESTLING has also purchased all assets of YOUNG LADIES WRESTLING AUTHORITY (YLWA).
We are excited to welcome the lovely and talented lady wrestlers from this federation, including current champion Becky Lynch, Liv Morgan, AJ Lee, Tay Conti, and Toni Storm.
Popular Announcers Renee Young and Sammy Guevara are also part of the acquisition, as is the popular Friday night television show LATE NIGHT YOUNG LADIES.
NOVELTY WRESTLING will be making further announcements in the next few days, as we REBRAND our growing company, and announce some exciting new FREE AGENT SIGNINGS!
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NOVELTY WRESTLING is the number one wrestling show in 12 states, based on estimated paid attendance figures.
Our World Famous Talent includes Big E, Maxwell Jacob Friedman (MJF), Xavier Woods, Rob Van Dam (RVD), Will Ospreay, George “The Animal” Steele, Danhausen, Shayna Baszler, current Men’s Champion The Honky Tonk Man, and current Women’s champion, Thunder Rosa.
Jim Ross and Paul Heyman are the award winning announce team, and Heyman is also the Interim General Manager.
THE WAR NOVEL airs on Thursday nights on WOLF SPORTS NETWORK.
NOVELTY WRESTLING ALLIANCE (NWA), the greatest sports entertainment and combat federation in the Tri-State Area, is pleased to announce the following acquisitions, in full. This includes the contracts of all current wrestlers, managers, & announcers, as well as titles & trophies, and the current television shows and TV contracts.
NOVELTY WRESTLING ALLIANCE has purchased all assets of SUPER HEAVY AMERICAN MEN (SHAM) from SHAMROCK MEATS, INC.
We are excited to welcome the wonderfully large gentlemen and their large SHAMROCK MEATS robes from this federation. MEATY MEN include Keith Lee, King Kong Bundy, Rikishi, The Godfather, Bam Bam Bigelow, self proclaimed “World Champion of the Pre-Show” Baron Corbin, and the current MEAT CHAMP, Vader.
This acquisition includes the Highly Rated TV Show, BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT, which appears on Tuesday nights on Channel 62. The team of Damien Sandow and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan continue as announcers, and Heenan will also continue his managerial duties. “Cowboy Bob Orton” returns as the popular Ring Enforcer.
And of course, we are excited to acquire the second greatest trophy in all of sports, the championship trophy of BIG MEATY MEN SLAPPIN MEAT, the Ridiculously Oversized Meat Tenderizer.
Intern Kyle with the Ridiculously Oversized Meat Tenderizer.
NOVELTY WRESTLING has also purchased all assets of YOUNG LADIES WRESTLING AUTHORITY (YLWA).
We are excited to welcome the lovely and talented lady wrestlers from this federation, including current champion Becky Lynch, Liv Morgan, AJ Lee, Tay Conti, and Toni Storm.
Popular Announcers Renee Young and Sammy Guevara are also part of the acquisition, as is the popular Friday night television show LATE NIGHT YOUNG LADIES.
NOVELTY WRESTLING will be making further announcements in the next few days, as we REBRAND our growing company, and announce some exciting new FREE AGENT SIGNINGS!
******
NOVELTY WRESTLING is the number one wrestling show in 12 states, based on estimated paid attendance figures.
Our World Famous Talent includes Big E, Maxwell Jacob Friedman (MJF), Xavier Woods, Rob Van Dam (RVD), Will Ospreay, George “The Animal” Steele, Danhausen, Shayna Baszler, current Men’s Champion The Honky Tonk Man, and current Women’s champion, Thunder Rosa.
Jim Ross and Paul Heyman are the award winning announce team, and Heyman is also the Interim General Manager.
THE WAR NOVEL airs on Thursday nights on WOLF SPORTS NETWORK.