The SGWA
May 10, 2022 22:07:24 GMT -5
Post by Sportsguy on May 10, 2022 22:07:24 GMT -5
We fade in and see a match in progress between Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair. Dusty starts getting the advantage and looks to have Ric beat when Arn Anderson and Dean Malenko run in and start laying the boots to him. The referee calls for an immediate disqualification but the fight continues. Dusty fights up to his feet and starts to turn the tide. Bionic Elbow to Flair. Bionic Elbow to Anderson. Bionic Elbow to Malenko. Ole Anderson runs in and guess what, Bionic Elbow to him as well. Dusty is standing tall when he's taken down from behind by a chair shot from.....Ricky Steamboat???!!! Steamboat has an almost sadistic look on his face as he lays in repeated hard chair shots to Dusty's knee and ankle. He then helps the Horsemen up and starts to give them instructions. Flair and Anderson wrap the chair around Dusty's ankle and Steamboat goes up to the top rope and leaps off. You can almost hear Dusty's ankle cracking through your television screen. Not yet content, Steamboat has Anderson and Flair now set Dusty's knee in the chair and goes up and leaps off again. The big man is now in absolute agony as medical personnel finally come out and start to tend to him. Steamboat does the unthinkable and holds up 4 fingers as Flair, Arn, Ole and Malenko grin and do the same. A shocked Tony Schiavone grabs a microphone and gets into the ring.
Tony: What in the hell is going on? What is going through your head Ricky?
Ricky: The first thing going through my mind is that officials should get that fat piece of shit out of our ring. And you should quickly change your tone towards me unless you want to be in the hospital bed right next to him.
The members of the crowd who aren't in complete shock are booing and throwing trash in the ring.
Ricky: You see Tony Schiavone, I am one of the most talented wrestlers in the history of this industry. One of the greatest EVER. And what has that gotten me? 4 ex wives and a lousy gym. No where near the acclaim I should have. Meanwhile, that untalented glob of goo who's not even worthy of lacing up my boots gets all the accolades that belong to ME.
Tony: I- I just can't believe this. You teaming up with these men. I just, I don't know.
Ricky: I owe these men a debt of gratitude. Because they opened my eyes. All these idiot fans are now going- for the first time- to see the real Ricky Steamboat. And that will start at our first show when I challenge for that SGWA Heavyweight Championship.
Arn: Rhodes forgot the number one rule: Never mess with the Horsemen. I told all you fans a while ago, be careful what you wish for because now you have it. We're not nice guys. We don't wear white hats. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, the Horsemen are back.
Flair: We're back, and the best we've ever been. At the same show that Ricky Steamboat wins the World Heavyweight Championship, Dean Malenko is going to win that U.S Championship, and Double A and I are going to win those Tag Team Championships. All the gold will be right where it belongs. And whether you like it or you don't, learn to live with it. Because we're the best thing going today. WOOO!!
Tony (Shaking head): Fans, the Four Horsemen are back with a shocking new member. Stay tuned to this channel for all further updates.
Tony: What in the hell is going on? What is going through your head Ricky?
Ricky: The first thing going through my mind is that officials should get that fat piece of shit out of our ring. And you should quickly change your tone towards me unless you want to be in the hospital bed right next to him.
The members of the crowd who aren't in complete shock are booing and throwing trash in the ring.
Ricky: You see Tony Schiavone, I am one of the most talented wrestlers in the history of this industry. One of the greatest EVER. And what has that gotten me? 4 ex wives and a lousy gym. No where near the acclaim I should have. Meanwhile, that untalented glob of goo who's not even worthy of lacing up my boots gets all the accolades that belong to ME.
Tony: I- I just can't believe this. You teaming up with these men. I just, I don't know.
Ricky: I owe these men a debt of gratitude. Because they opened my eyes. All these idiot fans are now going- for the first time- to see the real Ricky Steamboat. And that will start at our first show when I challenge for that SGWA Heavyweight Championship.
Arn: Rhodes forgot the number one rule: Never mess with the Horsemen. I told all you fans a while ago, be careful what you wish for because now you have it. We're not nice guys. We don't wear white hats. Like a Phoenix rising from the ashes, the Horsemen are back.
Flair: We're back, and the best we've ever been. At the same show that Ricky Steamboat wins the World Heavyweight Championship, Dean Malenko is going to win that U.S Championship, and Double A and I are going to win those Tag Team Championships. All the gold will be right where it belongs. And whether you like it or you don't, learn to live with it. Because we're the best thing going today. WOOO!!
Tony (Shaking head): Fans, the Four Horsemen are back with a shocking new member. Stay tuned to this channel for all further updates.