[Lucky]

Stressed for time Sunday and don't know that I can be around to open these Sunday night. So I'm doing it now and I'll leave it locked. Gives you a day or so to campaign.

Scarlett Johansson is one of only 2 1 seeds to make it to the Elite 8. Her journey here isn't terribly interesting. ( Kristen Bell gave her a slight run in the 2nd round thanks to the rallying of a certain poster, but otherwise she's made short work of (16) Bridget Moynahan and (4) Eliza Dushku. Now she locks up against 6 seed Natalie Portman. Portman is battle tested taking down (11) Beyonce, (3) Rachel McAdams, and (7) Rebecca Romijn. Can she keep things going against the 2nd overall remaining seed in the tourney? Or will the anti-Portman contingent that has been very outspoken finally be triumphant?




Scarlett Johannson






vs




Natalie Portman





Poll closes Sunday.

[salmonjunkie]

oh shit. this is a hard one.

huh huh huh huh. he said hard one.


DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR VERITAS FOR LOLLAPALOOZA TODAY!

[Loki]

salmonjunkie said:

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE FOR VERITAS FOR LOLLAPALOOZA TODAY!

GIVE ME THE LINK WHERE I SHOULD VOTE!

[Evil Scotty]

CLICK THE RED BUTTON

[Loki]

Nope. Don't see no red button.

ETA: Never mind. I have the "signature" function turned off on my account. When I went into Sal's profile I saw the button.

[Lucky]

Poll's open. Now you can vote for 2 things!

[docx]

Veritas and Scarlett Johannsen get the vote.

Other bands and filthy Communist space princesses get the boot.

[Loki]

A Republican voting AGAINST the forces of freedom (while smearing them as commies!) and for the brutal oppressing regime?

Huh. Who would've thunk it?


Oh wait, now I see why.




NOTE: This is not a post saying Portman is / is not cuter. This was just an excuse to bust out a Darth Cheney picture.

[Mikey]

I'm not sold on Scarlett, but I really don't like Portman. I'm gonna need some convincing on this one.

[Loki]

Ditto what Mike said.

[Chris Eco]

I'm voting against Portman. And it's not because Dick Cheney is my Sith overlord. I just don't...find...her...attractive.

Mike, Loki, Scarlett is a beautiful woman. Maybe not totally your type, but she is. I think Portman is not unattractive, but she's not striking like the other girls in this tournament.

[salmonjunkie]

I find Portman very attractive....

But Scarlett gets the edge. She is absolutely gorgeous.

[Stu]

I voted for Scarlett, because she wanted to do some nudity in The Island, but Michael Bay said no, because they wanted a PG-13 rating. ASSHOOOOOLE!

[Jack Quinn]

I can't really boooooooooo Scarlett on this one, but poor Natalie, she deserved more than my vote

[docx]

Yeah, she did. She also deserved a kick in the filthy hippie teeth.

[Jack Quinn]

you're lucky I just exalted you for the Punprano thing, you got a smite comin! It's comin' soon!

[williamssl]

I gave Natalie a vote...not that it's gonna matter.

[Lucky]

Yeah, ok. Johansson continues to roll over everyone she faces. 14-4 over Portman.

Final Four will start Tue/Wed when the Alba/Cuthbert poll has gotten 7 days.

Scarlett is the Who Dun Her Champion and she awaits the winner of Milano/Hurley in the Final Four.