[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – Nov. 4, 2023
LIVE! from Minneapolis, Minnesota
• OOWF World Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. El Scorcho

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Angie Delpetro (c) vs. Katie Bardoor

• OOWF World Tag Team Championship: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. The One-Notes

• Pete Quick vs. PORK

• Sandra Fallon and Kylie Mignolio vs. Nuke and Alexander Darling

• Legion vs. Banned From Everywhere

• The Woodsmen vs. The Battling Baristas

• Bridget O’Malley vs. Rory Thomas

• Beverly Cambridge vs. Annie Horvath

• Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Lindsay McAllister

Card subject to 10-year-old Gordon Bombay scoring on the penalty shot that would have won the 1973 peewee championship game

[L!zz~]

(Post show, we find Kylie and Josie)

"I'm really sorry Titi...." Josie said, but Kylie cut her off. "This is not your fault. At all. It really is ok. Come on let's get home because we have a big day tomorrow. "

"We do?" Josie asked curiously. Kylie nodded.

"I was going to wait till the morning to surprise you but we are running a little late. Since it's half term you, me, Jeff and God Help me The Woodsmen...are taking a little trip. But I'm not telling you where. When we get home you shower and get to bed ok?"

Josie nodded "I promise. Can I get a hint?" She asked as she hurried after her aunt.


(We fade as even the INC thinks this is a pretty bad idea)

[L!zz~]

(A hallway or so over)

Beverly watched as Bridget gathered her things. "You sure you don't want to get dinner with us?" She asked her friend again.

Bridget laughed but it wasn't her usual playful laugh. "The 5th wheel on a double date with you, Zed, Spence and Ash? Oh gosh why would I want to miss that. And also, let your hair down Bev. Literally and figuratively. " she walked over to her friend and tugged Bev's hair out of its pony tail. "You have such pretty hair. Show it off."

Bev ran her fingers thru her hair, fluffing it out as she continued to watch her friend. She was more worried about her now than she had been in recent weeks. Her personality and attitude shifts.... Bev spoke up. "OK I'll let you off the hook tonight but Ky and Josie are going to be gone a few days. You and I should do something."

Bridget looked at her, nodding slowly. She gave her a quick hug. "We will. Just us girls.." She stepped back assessing Bev, she adjusted her hair a bit as Zed knocked on the door.

Bridget picked up her bags. "Have fun tonight kids." She grinned, though it didn't reach her eyes. "Don't get too wild" she tapped Zed on the shoulder as headed out.

(We fade as Bev reaches for her bags but Zed grabs them first)

[Zed]

Sean Franklin, Zed and Rev. BRICK~! are eating lunch at the Bladejob Deli back in Asheville.

B~!: Should be a pretty easy matchup next week.

Z: Why would you say that?

B~!: The One-Notes didn’t give you much trouble last time you faced them.

Zed shakes his head.

Z: Different team now. Whole new ballgame.

SF: They looked pretty impressive last week.

Z: They have guidance and direction now.

B~!: Those are the words we’re using to describe Bridget’s influence? Guidance? Direction?

Z: It’s more than what they had.

SF: Right, so about that. Is she going to try to fuck us over?

B~!: Language!

Z: Not any more than BRICK~! tries to fuck over our opponents.

B~!: LANGUAGE!

SF: That would be a pretty significant amount of fucking over.

BRICK~! walks away, plugging his ears and just saying ‘LALALALALALALALALA’

Z: Shit, if I had known it was that easy …

SF: But seriously. Should we be concerned about her?

Zed pauses.

Z: You ever watched Field of Dreams?

SF: No, I’m not an old man.

Z: I hate you so much.

SF: You don’t mean that.

Z: Alright, well … it wouldn’t make much sense for her to pull something and cost Carrie and Harper in a title match.

Zed shrugs.

Z: But …

SF: You’re not gonna be surprised if she tries.

Z: Right.

SF: So that’s it?

Z: What’s "it?"

SF: You don’t have some great plan in case she does try something?

Z: I don’t think. It hurts the ball club.

SF: Was that also in Field of Dreams?

Z: No, that was Bull Durham. You should know that one, at least? Durham’s right down the road.

SF: But I’m not an old man.

Z: Whatever. Look, no, I’m not going to keep myself awake at night worrying about it. I don’t think we really have anything to be concerned about.

SF: You’d know better than me ...

Z: Eh, that’s a matter of opinion.

SF: ... old man.

Z: Keep running your mouth, and I'll kick your ass at checkers to teach you a lesson in respect.

FADE.

[snelson66]

FADE IN on a office. A sign on the wall reads Grand Slam Consulting North, LLC. Behind the desk is a woman; the nameplate on the desk reads "Martha Rodriguez, CEO." There's a knock on her door.

MR: "Come in."

The door opens and in walks OOWF Grand Slam Champion "The Crusher" Stan Fulton.

MR: "Hey Stan. What's up?"

SF: "Not much. Thought I'd come in and see how things are. I just finished winterizing the cabin and just moved back into town."

MR: "We're doing really well. How was the fishing this year?"

SF: "So-so. The pike were biting, but I couldn't get many walleyes to nibble. How are you doing?"

MR: "I'm doing really well, too. And I know I've said it a million times, but thank you for everything."

SF: "You earned everything, Martha. Keeping me grounded during my OOWF career, helping me run this business. I couldn't have done it without you."

MR: "Speaking of the OOWF. I see they're down in the Cities next weekend. You going?"

SF: "Naw. Most of the boys and girls I ran with have moved on. I don't know most of the talent now. Besides, if I went I'd just want to jump the rail and beat Alexander Darling over the head with the ring bell. Surprised that old man can still go."

MR: "Well, let me know if you change your mind. We received a few luxury box seats. I think they still remember how you kept the company's assets in storage for Juni on your dime when they were on hiatus."

SF: "Nice someone there still remembers."

Fulton and Martha commence going over project reports and other paperwork for the better part of two hours.

SF: "Well, (Fulton stands and stretches; some joint popping can be heard) I have to go to another meeting. Now that I'm in town I'll stop by more often."

MR: "Okay, Stan. Door's always open."

SF: "I would hope so. I still own the company."

Fulton winks at Martha and we FADE OUT.

[Jack Quinn]

<this all took place Sunday morning to avoid any continuity issues>

<we see two vehicles slowly driving down an abandoned part of Detroit. The skies hang low and gray, and a light rain falls, giving the area an even more desolate look. Where homes had once stood, remains only vacant lots. The few houses that remain are either boarded up and abandoned, or should be. The vehicles come to an empty lot and stop. Jack and Kali get out of the lead car, while Fire, Patrick and Lucas get out of the second. Jack and Fire walk to the sidewalk that once led to the door and walk to the end and stand there and stare while Kali, Lucas and Patrick hang back>

FW: How long has it been gone?

J: .......gotta be several years now. There's nothing left. No foundation, nothing. Just grass

<they walk to the back yard and we see a mostly dead tree, Jack and Fire turn and look back at what would have been the back porch of the house.>

J: So....this is where

F: Yeah

<the two stand in silence for a moment. Fire sniffs and Jack puts his arm around her>

J: You ready for the next part?

<Fire nods silently and they walk back to Lucas, Patrick and Kali. The five of them cut through the lots across the street and come to an old cemetery. Patrick is enthralled by the stones. After a moment, they come to three stones>

Patrick: Who are these?

FW: <clearing her throat> This one is your Grandpa Sean.

P: Did I know him?

FW: No. He died before you were born

P: How?

FW: We're not entirely sure.....

J: He got hit by a train

P: WOW! Trains are neat! Mom, can we go see some trains?

FW: Uh, yeah, of course

P: YAAAAAY! And what's this one?

FW: That is Grandma Rose

P: How did she die?

FW: She's not dead

J: We don't think

P: Well.......where is she?

FW: We don't know

P: <pondering for a moment> Did you lose her?

FW: <smiling> I guess so. Maybe you can help me find her?

P: YAAAAY! We can play detective! Dad! Do you want to play?

L: <smiling> sure

P: And Uncle Jack, and Aunt Kali, do you wanna play too?

K: Sure

P: YAAAAY! Wait.......that one is Grandpa, and that one is Grandma........who is that one?

FW: That's......<Fire's voice cracks as she gets emotional>

J: That's your Uncle Patrick

P: Hey! That's my name! <thinking hard> Uncle? Like you, Uncle Jack?

J: Yes. Patrick was my.....our.....brother

P: Oh. What happened?

J: <squatting down so he can look Patrick in the eyes> There was an accident, and sadly, your Uncle Patrick .....didn't make it.

P: Oh. <almost whispering> Uncle Jack.......do you miss him?

<Jack says nothing, he just hugs Patrick. Jack gets up and walks to the graves, Fire joins him. Patrick tries to join them, but Lucas gives him a look and he stays by his side. Jack pulls a bottle and two shot glasses from his jacket. He pours Fire a shot, then one for themselves then toast one another>

Slainte

<Jack pours two more shots, Jack and Fire toast, then raise the glasses to the heavens before pouring the shots out on Patrick's grave>

P: Why did they....

Lucas: Shhhhh

<The siblings stand in front of the grave in silence for a moment, finally Jack breaks it>

J: I'm never coming back here

FW: I know

J: Too many bad memories. Nothing but hurt.

FW: I wish Patrick could be somewhere happier

J: Well. According to what we were taught, he is

FW: I wish I believed that

J: Me too.

<They turn around and head back to their families. Fire hugs Lucas and Patrick hard, while Kali gives Jack a big hug. They head back through the lot to their cars and say their goodbyes as Fire, Lucas and Patrick head to the airport, while Kali and Jack hit the road to Asheville. A moment after they pull away, a car that had been parked about half a block away pulls out and heads in the same direction as we fade>

[Jack Quinn]

<cut to the Shokan Dojo, where we see PORK making management decisions, sending various people to do various jobs, when Katie walks in. PORK gives her a look and dismisses the last assistant>

KB: Before you say anything, I'm sorry!

P: WHERE have you been? You disappeared right after the show......I didn't even know......Where did you go?

KB: I had to leave, it was...I got a text immediately after the match and....

P: what about DURING the match?

<Katie sighs and closes the door of Jack's office. As she turns back to PORK, her eyes stop on HDB, PORK notices it>

P: Katie, what is going on?

KB: Nothing

P: We cannot be partners if you're not going to be honest. Start with where you went.

KB: Right after the match I got a text from home. They were reopening the investigation, and I was wanted for questioning. I went home to avoid any issues.

P: Investigation for what?

KB: I can't say at the moment, but it is something that was SUPPOSEDLY settled years ago.

P: Wait....is this about.....

KB: Yes.

P: You said that had been settled?

KB: I thought it was. Seems like there has been some renewed interest in the case

P: Quick

KB: Of course

P: And the match? Where were you?

KB: <looking at HDB, then down> I......I don't want to talk about that. I am sorry I wasn't there for you

P: <looking hard at Katie> It's ok. I forgive you. We have singles matches this week anyway

<Suddenly an OOWF banner drops down and OOWF Gender Neutral Journalist 23 walks into the scene>

GNJ23: I am here with one half of War Pigs, PORK. PORK, you face Pete Quick this week, any words for you opponent?

P: Quick.....this is a family show, so to say how I feel, and what I want to do to you in that ring this week.....it wouldn't make the air. Let's just say, you and I are gonna settle things inside that ring this week.

GNJ23: And you Katie....

<Katie takes the mic and gives the camera a dead eyed stare>

KB: <stares for a moment, then smirks> The power behind the man......is the woman. Pete Quick is the face of the organization, but Angie......you are the brains behind it all. You are behind every action. You are the final word on every decision. You were the final word on what Quick did to Jack.

<Katie takes a moment to compose herself>

KB: Angie, I am gonna be honest. I am deeply torn. Deeply. On one hand, out wrestling you and taking that title, the very thing that gives you and your little gaggle of puppets legitimacy would be a glorious achievement. On the other hand, turning your face into tomato paste for what you and your collection of circus clowns did to Jack would be more satisfying than any title win could ever be. I guess we will see whether I humiliate you........or destroy you. Either way, you will pay for what you did.

Trust me.

<the camera fades>

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find BRIDGET O’MALLEY exiting the SPIN HANSEN Memorial Training Center when she is met by CARRIE and HARPER, THE ONE-NOTES, with HARPER holding a large box*

CARRIE: “Oh, Bridget! We were hoping to find you here! We wanted to express our appreciation to you after all you’ve done for us in the past couple of weeks.”

HARPER: “And while a lot of those idiot fans would never believe us, when you help a One-Note, you have friends for life.”

C: “So to show you how much we enjoy having you on our side, we want to present you with …”

*BRIDGET looks on inquisitively as CARRIE digs through the box to produce a pink satin bomber jacket with BRIDGET’s name on the front right side and ‘HARMONY’ written in a script cursive across the back*

H: “After thinking long and hard about it, we decided that with you on our side, we’re a trio that is in perfect harmony.”

C: “What better way for us to take on the world and OOWF than to become united as … Harmony!”

*CARRIE hands BRIDGET the jacket as the veteran inspects it with intense scrutiny*

BRIDGET: “Girls. I’m not sure what to say aside from … I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS! What better way for us to run roughshod through OOWF than to have a calling card like these jackets?”

C: “Perfect! After you destroy that nerd Rory Thomas and we beat Zed and Sean Franklin for the OOWF World Tag Team titles, we’ll celebrate by ending Mac Fla … I mean, El Scorcho and making you the rightful owner of the world championship match that was stolen from you in Johnstown.”

BO’M: “I can think of no better way to spend a Saturday than to do all of those things. It’s a date!”

*CARRIE and HARPER squeal in delight while BRIDGET tries on the jacket as the scene fades*

[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – Nov. 4, 2023
LIVE! from Minneapolis, Minnesota

• Bridget O’Malley vs. Rory Thomas
With Rory already in the ring, Bridget strides out with her new running buddies – The One-Notes –  complete in their matching pink jackets. Bridget fist bumps Carrie and then Harper before walking to the ring and wasting zero time in getting the jump on Rory, battering him with forearm smashes, a few hip checks and then a leg sweep that puts him down for an extended ground-and-pound session before Gavin “Junior” Hale is able to pull Bridget off and restore some semblance of order. With Rory already bloodied, Hale asks if the rookie wants to start the match proper. He nods in affirmation before collapsing face first on the mat as soon as the bell rings.

Russ: “This poor kid is just going to be outclassed by Bridget O’Malley, and I’m afraid that he’s going to be made an example in Bridget’s continuing quest to show that she is better than Mac Flasher.”
Razz: “Partner, that’s all well and good, but Mac isn’t here to witness this.”
Russ: “That’s odd, he said that he was going to get my concession order after the Intercontinental Championship match.”

Bridget pounces on Rory and pulls him back into a rear naked choke, just as she pulls down, “El Scorcho” by Weezer plays. Bridget releases the choke and stands ready in the ring, facing the ramp, as she orders Carrie and Harper to form a welcoming committee. With all three members of the newly formed Harmony faction – and Hale – staring up the rampway, El Scorcho sneaks in from behind and plasters Bridget with the Imperial Onslaught medallion before dragging a barely conscious Rory on top of Bridget. El Scorcho vacates the premises as the music stops. Carrie and Harper turn to the ring to see Rory pinning Bridget. So does Hale, who counts 3 just before Harper can break up the attempt.

Your winner (pinfall, 2:02), Rory Thomas!

Afterward, Rory is pummeled by both Carrie and Harper as Bridget eventually shakes the cobwebs and joins in. Harper hoists Rory into the Metronome while Carrie takes to the top turnbuckle to hit a guillotine leg drop on the elevate Rory. Bridget is about to continue the assault with a chair that she grabbed from the outside as Sandra Fallon rushes down with a chair of her own in hand. With Sandra ready to take on all three, Bridget holds Carrie and Harper back, smiles and then offers some mocking comments before Harmony departs, complete with Bridget stepping on Rory as the trio walks out.

• Jeff Mangyuniku vs. Lindsay McAllister
With both Lindsay and Jeff already in the ring, Jeff is able to gain a brief advantage by overpowering Lindsay with a strong mat-grappling approach before getting into a striking contest that he easily wins. Lindsay tries to get space, only accomplishing such a thing when Jeff misses a lariat as the Australian ducks. Jeff turns around and eats a stiff kick from Lindsay. With Jeff staggered, Lindsay climbs to the top and delivers a leaping Frankensteiner that gets 2. Jeff rolls out and catches a diving Lindsay before driving her spine into the apron. With Lindsay on one knee, Jeff unfurls a series of kicks, ending the sequence with a Shining Wizard that bonks Lindsay’s head off of the nearby steps.

With Lindsay laying out, practically unconscious, Jeff checks on Lindsay and frantically waves for help while Mel Creech, the assigned official finishes his count and calls for the bell.

Ladies and gentlemen, referee Mel Creech has counted out both wrestlers, meaning this this match is a double count-out (3:09).

Jeff, still panicked, waits for OOWF Medical personnel to arrive with Lindsay slowly starting to stir, but not opening her eyes. Lindsay is loaded onto a backboard and then the stretcher with Jeff, almost in tears, watching on. The very distraught Jeff follows a few steps behind the stretcher wanting to apologize, but choking back the words.

• The Woodsmen vs. The Battling Baristas
Brynn and Tara are already in the ring, standing to the left of ring announcer Mike Elevenbee as “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” plays out The Woodsmen. Hunter and Dakota emerge to a raucous ovation with Hunter egging on the reaction. As The Woodsmen head toward the ring, The Battling Baristas greet them on the ramp, triggering a brawl that gets back into the ring with Misato Misawa apparently permitting such things and calling for the bell. Eventually Misawa is able to get two of the combatants out with Brynn and Dakota remaining in the ring and trading heavy blows with a surprise left hook from Dakota putting Brynn on her backside. Brynn pulls herself up via the nearby ropes and sticks her hand toward her corner with Tara eagerly tagging in. Tara is able to stay out of Dakota’s striking and grappling range, prompting Hunter to want a go of it with the speedier of the two Baristas.

Hunter tags in with neither he nor Tara able to gain an advantage from a collar and elbow tie up. The two break as Hunter points to the ceiling. Tara refuses to fall for the ruse as a bucket of plastic spiders is dumped into the ring, almost all hitting Tara, causing her to shriek and exit the ring in a hurry.

Mac: “Doing a bit of research recently, I found that Tara lists spiders as her biggest fear on her OOWF dot com profile. Hunter apparently got the same intel.”
Russ: “Those … Those aren’t real, are they?”
Razz: “They’re toys from a dollar store, but just like The Woodsmen, they’re real annoying.”

Tara, getting comforted and calmed down by Brynn, tries to get back into the ring only for Hunter to have donned a Spider-Man mask while shooting silly string at Tara. Now enraged, Tara storms in the ring and is caught in an overhead suplex that Hunter bridges to get 2 before Brynn breaks up the count. Dakota runs in to cut off Brynn while Tara gets upright and spits brown mist into Hunter’s eyes, causing him immediate distress.

Mac: “Did Tara just mist Hunter with coffee?”
Russ: “It’d be a lot better if it were coffee than another brown liquid.”

Hunter, swinging wildly and missing, is easy prey for Tara to put a super kick right on his chin. That gets 2.9 with Dakota making the last-second save. Brynn clubs Dakota from behind and tosses him to the outside while then hoisting Hunter onto her shoulders with Tara climbing to the top turnbuckle. Brynn leaps and hits a Lou Thesz Press from the top on the elevated Hunter, crashing his spine to the mat.

Razz: “The French Press! We finally got to see it! This one’s over!”

Razz’s prediction is a fraction of a second off as Hunter gets a shoulder up at 2.9. Tara and Brynn are beside themselves before Brynn suggests one more French Press. Before Brynn can get Hunter onto her shoulders, Dakota returns and saves his partner before drilling Brynn with an elbow smash. Dakota then assembles the Pain Cabin before returning to his corner and urging a tag from Hunter. A woozy Hunter dives toward Dakota, making the tag with Dakota entering a house of fire and roughly escorting Tara into the cabin. It’s not long until Tara’s screams of submission are good enough for Misawa to call it a night.

Your winners, (submission, 9:23), The Woodsmen!

Afterward, Tara stumbles out and falls forward as Dakota calmly and quietly disassembles the Pain Cabin while Hunter comes to his senses and enthusiastically pats Dakota on the back for a job well done.

• Sandra Fallon and Kylie Mignolio vs. Nuke and Alexander Darling
“Hate Breeders” brings out Nuke, who talks trash to any and all in the crowd who want to engage. As Nuke rolls into the ring, “King of the World” plays out Alexander, who walks to the ring and brushes Nuke’s hand off of his shoulder when the rookie tried to greet him. As Nuke is processing the rejection, “Surf Wax America” sounds the arrival of Sandra as she jogs to the ring, but stays outside until “Jaded” interrupts to indicate that Kylie is on her way. As the patchwork tandem stands on the outside, a quick nod between the two leads to both hopping into the ring. Nuke charges and gets hip tossed by Sandra while Kylie motions for Alexander to bring the fight to her. Alexander shrugs it off and waits for the match to start proper. Ben Coleman signals for the bell with Alexander pulling Nuke back and starting the match for his team with Sandra eagerly wanting to try the soon-to-be, first-ballot OOWF hall-of-famer. Kylie asks to tag in, which Sandra allows after consulting the crowd. As soon as Kylie hops over the ropes, Alexander tags in an unaware Nuke and steps to the apron.

Kylie dispatches Nuke with a hip toss with Alexander coming in, so Sandra scoop slams Alexander and then Nuke for good measure.

Mac: “That slam on Alex Darling is proof that Sandra Fallon never misses a leg day.”
Russ: “That was pretty impressive.”
Razz: “Alex wasn’t ready. Sandra wasn’t legal for her team!”
Russ: “Neither was Alexander.”
Razz: “Minor details!”

Nuke is able to clip Kylie with a kneelift, but gets caught in a crucifix pin attempt by the speedy Kylie. Alexander walks in again to break up the pin with Sandra greeting Alexander with a dropkick. In the chaos, Nuke is able to get a chain-aided jab to the throat on Kylie to take control. Nuke hits a delayed vertical suplex for 2 before sending her to his team’s corner for a double-team beatdown that eventually draws Sandra in to even the numbers. Coleman escorts Sandra away as Nuke hits a backbreaker on Kylie, but his middle-rope attempt at something, is cut off as Kylie kips up just before the leap and hits Nuke flush with a dropkick. Kylie has a dropkick for Alexander, too, before making the tag to Sandra, who hits Nuke with a deadweight spine buster and then connects on a Maliblu Thunder Bomb to get 3 as Kylie braces for Alexander to save, with the Aristobrat seemingly uninterested in furthering the matter.

Your winners (pinfall, 6:39), the team of Sandra Fallon and Kylie Mignolio.

Afterward, Kylie and Sandra celebrate with Nuke rolling out and shoving Alexander, who is tempted to return the favor before making a wanking motion with his hand and exiting through the crowd. A frustrated Nuke follows Alexander, not to attack, but just to discuss the disconnect with the feed cutting to an ad for OOWF dot TV’s “One Day of Christmas” marathon of holiday-themed matches, airing on Dec. 25.

• Beverly Cambridge vs. Annie Horvath
“Cut the Cord” pierces the silence with Beverly heading the ring and bouncing off of the ropes with The Bouncing Souls’ “Anchors Aweigh” playing, but there’s no Annie. The feed cuts to the back as Carrie and Harper are in an undisclosed room with Annie, ready to take on both of The One-Notes before Carrie takes off her pink jacket and covers the camera’s lens, allowing the viewer to only hear what presumably is an intense 2-on-1 beating before the feed heads back to the ring with “Crown on the Ground” playing as Bridget emerges with a microphone in her hand.

Bridget: “Bev. Consider this night off a gift from your friends at Harmony. Now you and I are supposed to have a ‘just us girls’ night away from these Saturday Slam episodes, and when we do, I’d love to invite you to a meeting of Harmony. You know, just for you to see what we’re about and to see if you’d be a fit for Harmony. And before you ask, Bev, yes, we know your jacket size and it’s already on its way and we’ll make sure that Josie gets her own jacket. Think about it, Pookie. The only thing better than being part of the strongest trio in OOWF is to make it the strongest quartet in OOWF.”

Bridget hands the mic to a production assistant as Beverly’s expression indicates that she’s at least thinking about the offer just made to her.

• Pete Quick vs. PORK
As PORK is making his entrance, Quick attacks him from behind. Quick gets a few shots in and rolls PORK into the ring and chokes him, nearly getting disqualified. Quick pulls PORK to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges, but PORK catches him with a boot to the jaw, then throws him in the corner and the crowd chants “SHHHHHHHHHH … PORK CHOPS!” And PORK unLOADS on Quick, blistering his chest. PORK whips Quick to the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a THUNDEROUS spinebuster for a two count. Quick bails to the apron, but PORK grabs him and deadlifts him in a suplex!

Russ: Pete Quick is a 275-pound man!
Razz: That is some impressive strength there!

As PORK gets Quick up, Angie hops the guardrail and CRACKS PORK across the side of the knee with a baton! PORK falls to the mat and grabs his knee howling in pain! Quick grabs PORK'S knee in the IRON CLAW! PORK tries to fight to the ropes, but he collapses and the referee calls for the bell!

Your winner (referee stoppage, 10:13), Pete Quick!

LEGION join the beatdown, all raining shots down on PORK's knee. Quick grabs a chair and takes a seat, in a scene eerily reminiscent to one with Jack, LEGION and Angie hold PORK so he is forced to look into Quick's eyes. PORK is clearly in pain

Quick: *savoring the moment* “You know PORK … I'm a betting man myself. I love the … the RUSH of the risk. Lay it all on the line and let fate take you where it does. PORK, I get it my friend, you bet it all on yourself, you risked it all for one last shot at glory. Before those knees … *Quick smirks* that … very knee … gave out for good. You put it all on the line, this was it, there's no turning back, all … or nothing. I respect that.

“However, you cast your fate with the devil. And when you cast your fate with the devil, well … that I cannot respect.”

In one motion Quick stands up, folds the chair and slams it down across PORK's head. Katie hits the ring with a chair of her own and enough fury to ignite a thousand suns.

Russ: “THESE PEOPLE ARE SICK!”
Razz: “I mean this is just too far, PORK is a good dude just giving it one last shot.”
Russ: “This is not wrestling. I don't know what Quick's vendetta is, but it is repulsive!”
Razz: “Tell you what, I wouldn't want to be Angie tonight!”

• Legion vs. Banned From Everywhere
“Insane in the Brain” can only mean the arrival of Justin Sane and Awesome Bill from Dawsonville, as the usual smiles across their faces are replaced with scowls as they hurriedly march to the ring. With Banned From Everywhere inside the ring, the music stops and a video plays on the OOWFTron with Nigel and Liam standing outside the Nowhere Bar, Grille and PCPL Repository. With neither member of Legion saying a word, the duo begins breaking windows with their customary collapsable batons before entering the lobby of the establishment, continuing the vandalism spree by breaking tables, knocking over fixtures and breaking into Awesome Bill’s special reserve PCPL cabinet before slugging away at the jugs, spilling the PCPL all over the restaurant’s floor. Satisfied with their work, Nigel and Liam nod at each other and exit with almost every item within the eye of the camera shattered or broken.

Mac: “I’m not sure that this is the route you want to go on if you want to get Banned From Everywhere’s attention.”
Razz: “What are they going to do about it? Those two are jokes compared the cold, precise team that Legion is.”
Russ: “But Legion just messed with the livelihood of two men who are beloved in OOWF. While they might be able to take Banned From Everywhere in a fight, an attack like this to Nowhere Bar could bring all kinds of unexpected support to the side of Awesome Bill and Justin.”

Afterward, Awesome Bill is trembling in rage, but almost reduced to tears at the same time as Justin stares at the screen in disbelief.

• OOWF World Tag Team Championship: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. The One-Notes
Sean and Carrie start in the ring, much like when Zed and Sean got the upper hand on this duo back in August, and the start of the match looks very similar as well. Sean’s athleticism and strength carry the way, and he tags in Zed after he’s satisfied with a strong start to the match.

Zed doesn’t go much easier on Carrie, with a lot of the stiff strikes we’ve come to expect from him. However, his offense is interrupted as a murmur grows in the crowd with Bridget O’Malley making her way to ringside.

While Zed is eyeing Bridget warily, Carrie tags in Harper. Harper gets in a quick shot at Zed, who hastily makes his way over to tag in Sean.

Razz: For someone who didn’t seem too concerned about Bridget working with the One Notes, he’s keeping a close eye on her.
Mac: I don’t think he’s ever trusted Bridget that much.
Russ: I’d say he was born on a Tuesday, but it wasn’t last Tuesday.

Sean and Harper share a healthy back and forth, but just as it looks like Harper’s getting some momentum, she shoots Sean into the ropes looking for a massive clothesline … but he goes down in a heap against the ropes, as Bridget trips him up!

Ben Coleman sees the interference the whole way, and wastes no time ejecting Bridget from ringside. Meanwhile, BRICK~! has marched his way over to confront Bridget, and Zed has hopped down from the apron in an attempt to intercept him and play peacekeeper.

Zed’s reward for his Henry Kissinger impression is to nearly get clocked by Bridget as she starts to swing away at BRICK~!. She gets a few shots in before Coleman and security separate all involved.

While all eyes are trained on that fracas, Carrie slides a chair in the ring to Harper. Harper lines up Sean for a blindside shot while Sean is watching the action at ringside, but Zed spots it out of the corner of his eye and warns Sean just in time for a swing and a miss.

Harper’s mental clock is ticking, and she quickly discards the chair with Coleman returning to the ring. That’s just the opportunity Sean needs to roll up Harper, one, two, THREE.

Your winners (pinfall, 10:18) and STILL OOWF TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONS, the team of Zed and Sean Franklin!

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Angie Delpetro (c) vs. Katie Bardoor
Katie is announced, but doesn't show, so OOWF Intercontinental champion Angie Delpetro gets her full entrance. She comes to the ring to the boos of the crowd. As she poses on the turnbuckle, we see footage of PORK being loaded in an ambulance to go to the local medical facility to have his knee looked at. As the medic closes the door, we see Katie standing there with a look of rage. She turns and storms to the ring

Katie comes out and immediately pulls her shirt off, which pops the crowd. Katie steps into the ring, Angie tries to say something, but Katie drops her with, what appears to be, a legit right cross. She grabs Angie by the hair and pulls her up, and blood is spilling from her nose. Katie shoves Angie into the corner and peppers her with punches, then tilts her head back and SLAMS her forearm down across Angie's nose! Delpetro howls in pain and staggers out of the corner and falls to her knees, Katie charges out of the corner with a clothesline to the back of the head that slams Angie's face into the mat. Katie hooks her and rolls her over, but Angie kicks out at two.

Katie pulls Angie up and tries for a suplex, but Angie rakes her eyes. Angie connects with a spinning heel kick to the back of the head that sends Katie hanging on the middle rope, Angie springs over the top rope and drops a leg across the back of Katie's head, then grabs her off the apron and DRIVES her to the floor with a DDT. Angie rolls Katie back into the ring and covers, putting her feet on the bottom rope, but Katie kicks out at two. Angie pulls Katie up and whips her into the corner and connects with a running elbow. Katie staggers out of the corner, Angie darts to another corner and tries a cross body block, but Katie NOPES her and Angie crashes and burns.

Katie wastes no time, she slams Angie face first into the turnbuckle, dropping Angie to her knees, Katie slams her on the back of the head with a kick, then drags her out of the corner and covers, but Angie kicks out once again. Katie snarls and pulls Angie up and hits the GTS, slamming her knee into Angie's already broken nose. Delpetro slumps to her knees, Katie grabs her arms, hits a curbstomp, then traps her in the STF, raking her forearm across Angie's face. Delpetro quickly taps out. NEW CHAMPION!

Your winner (submission, 17:39) and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION, Katie Bardoor!

Katie has no time to celebrate as Quick, Nigel and Liam IMMEDIATELY attack. Katie fights for a moment, but wrestling math is not on her side. Quick grabs a chair and LEGION holds Katie just like they did PORK earlier, but before he can say or do anything, the Woodsmen and Banned From Everywhere hit the ring with 2x4s and Quick and his crew make a quick escape. The Woodsmen, Justin and Bill try to celebrate, Hunter hands Katie the title and she takes it, looks at it and holds it up, then holds up her taped fist and we see JQ written on the tape.

• OOWF World Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. El Scorcho
“El Scorcho” plays as El Scorcho emerges from the back. The OOWF’s most recent signee motions that he’s like a new belt around his waist while walking to the ring. Before El Scorcho can mount the steps, he is waylaid from behind by The One-Notes as Bridget O’Malley looks on. A 3-on-1 beatdown commences as Bridget grabs the very Imperial Onslaught medallion that El Scorcho was going to hand over to OOWF official Davis Hightower in exchange for this scheduled title opportunity.

Razz: “El Scorcho played with fire and he’s getting burned. Oh is he getting burned!”
Russ: “That poor kid from Johnstown just living out a dream, but he made the mistake of crossing a very scorned Bridget O’Malley.”
Razz: “Kid? The only Johnstowner under that mask is supposedly in line getting your bacon cheeseburger.”
Russ: “He said he’d only be 10 minutes.”

While the beating continues, Lexie charges down to stop the assault while Bridget pulls a microphone from her jacket pocket.

Bridget: “Lexie. I know that you were prepared to fight Mac Flash … I mean, El Scorcho tonight, but I have a much better idea. This medallion says that whomever holds it is granted one opportunity at the OOWF World Championship. Seeing as I’m holding it, that means that I am granted one opportunity at your title. Lex. Babes. You claim to be a fighting champion. What do you say? How about you and I, like it should have been all this time since my rightful win at Imperial Onslaught was taken from me by that pile of garbage on the outside. Just think, when I go down as this company’s greatest champion, you can be the footnote under my foot.”

Before Lexie can answer, El Scorcho battles through The One-Notes and charges at Bridget, only to get tripped up by Carrie while Harper slugs an unsuspecting Lexie. A pier-six brawl ensues with Sandra Fallon running down to even the numbers as security spills into the ring. With the sides separated and talking massive amounts of smack, Assistant General Manager Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox appears on the OOWFTron.

Shizuru-Mune: “Bridget. After consulting the championship committee, your appeal has been upheld. While we will not be reversing the decision from Imperial Onslaught, on the Nov. 18 edition of Saturday Slam, you will face El Scorcho for possession of the Imperial Onslaught medallion. The winner gets an immediate title match against Lexie Darling in that night’s main event.”

Bridget and The One-Notes nod in approval while El Scorcho also claps and nods.

Shizuru-Mune: “Also to Mac Flasher, wherever you may be. If it is revealed while your suspension is still active that you are competing as El Scorcho, per Bridget’s claims. You will be fired without any hope of returning to the payroll. In that event, anyone on the roster that is proven to be an accomplice in this alleged ruse will also be terminated from this company.”

Bridget smiles like a Cheshire Cat as El Scorcho’s earlier gestures of approval turn into nervous body language.

Shizuru-Mune: “… But if you’re not Mac Flasher under that hood, then you have nothing to worry about. Except for Bridget in 14 days.”

The feed cuts away as Bridget, seemingly has all the best cards in her hand while not afraid to tell the world about it.