[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – Nov. 18, 2023
LIVE! from Grove City, Ohio

• OOWF World Heavyweight Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. winner of Bridget O’Malley vs. El Scorcho

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship gauntlet match: Katie Bardoor (c) vs. Liam; vs. Nigel; vs. Angie Delpetro; vs. Pete Quick
(If Katie is defeated by any of the four combatants, the gauntlet ends)

• Imperial Onslaught medallion match: El Scorcho vs. Bridget O’Malley
(Winner gets a shot at Lexie Darling in the night’s main event)

• OOWF World Tag-Team Championship: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. Nuke and Alexander Darling

• A report on the status of PORK

• Banned From Everywhere vs. The One-Notes

• Sandra Fallon and Annie Horvath vs. The Battling Baristas

• The Woodsmen vs. The Electric Company

• Beverly Cambridge and Kylie Mignolio vs. Rory Thomas and Ona Jones

Card subject to everyone showing in Grove City, Pennsylvania, by mistake and enjoying a pleasant day of outlet shopping.

[Jack Quinn]

<We cut to the OOWF Media Scrum where Katie Bardoor sits with GM the Fire and AGM Shizz. We get the first question>

F: First, we'd like to offer an update on PORK, he was taken to a local medical facility and his knee is being examined. I am not a doctor, but my guess is, there's not going to be much they can do until the swelling goes down, we'll know more then. Ok, let's open the floor to questions.

Reporter: Katie, this is your first title as a professional wrestler. How do you feel right now?

KB: <taking a deep breath> Right now, I feel lots of things. Pissed off is the biggest thing. But I am grateful, I cannot thank Jack and Kali enough for taking a chance on me and....

Mysterious Masked Reporter: Katie, after the show in Detroit, you disappeared. Ran away like a coward back to the cornfields of Nebraska.......why? What are you running from Mrs. Bardoor.......or should I call you......attempted murderer Bardoor?

<The reporter reaches up and dramatically takes off his mask revealing Pete Quick>

KB: For fucks <looking at Shizz> is THIS why we do these things? Ok dicknuts, you want the truth? Here you go. I'm from the middle of nowhere in Nebraska, some small podunk town no one has ever heard of. The only, and I mean ONLY thing we had to look forward to was the County Fair, it was seriously the biggest deal of the year. And, because it's Nebraska, the most popular thing at the fair was the toughman and woman contests. When I turned eighteen, I entered, and won. Well some chucklefuck in the crowd - probably related to this Quick twatwaffle - started yelling and booing, you know, dudebros being dudebros. He says he will double my winnings if I can beat him. I'd already fought four times that night, and I'm tired as shit, but this guy was pissin' me off, so I said yes.

And I kicked the shit out of him. He ended up in the hospital, nothing serious, just a few missing teeth, couple of broken ribs, oh yeah and I cracked his orbital bone. Turns out he was related to the mayor of the town, and small town politics being what they are, they wanted to charge me with attempted murder, claiming he was too drunk to know better. So, I left town and ended up here. Being there was nothing to it, it went away.......until SOMEONE seemed to bring it up in the local paper with a letter written by <dickfingers> a concerned citizen </dickfingers> worrying that the case had not been resolved and I was still on the loose. You know anything about that shitdick?

<Just then Angie walks into the room, and looks like shit, her nose is bandaged, face swollen>

AD: I DEMAND MY TITLE BACK! That garbage wrestling sow STOLE my property! She INTENTIONALLY BROKE MY NOSE and used CLOSED FIST PUNCHES the ENTIRE match! GM the FIREWOMAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!

KB: Angie, so help me if you say ONE more goddamn word, I am going to jam my fist so far down your throat I'll be able to give you a wedgie from the inside

AD: I....

<with that one word, Katie bolts over the table and tackles Angie to the floor and hammers her with punches to the nose. Quick grabs Katie and tries a knee to the face, but Katie takes him to the floor and lands a couple of stiff shots to his face before Liam and Nigel grab her from behind, Katie nut shots Liam dropping him, then grabs a chair and SLAMS Nigel across the back. Officials and wrestlers flood the area separating them, meanwhile Fire just remains alone behind the table with a sly grin on her face>

FW: Oh no. Stop. Don't hit Quick again. Oh no.......

<fade>

[Jack Quinn]

<Firewoman and Shizz are in her office discussing matters when there's a knock on the door>

FW: Wow. Yeah, come in

<Katie Bardoor walks in, IC title on her shoulder>

FW: What can I do for ya?

KB: I have a complaint about my match this week

Shizz: I assure you we will not tolerate and multiperson attacks....

KB: Nah, I ain't worried about that

FW: Then what's the problem?

KB: After I beat all their asses in one night, what am I gonna do for the rest of the year?

<Shizz just stares at Katie>

KB: It's called long-term booking shizzy!

<Katie slaps him on the shoulder and laughs then walks out of the room. Fire can barely conceal a smirk>

[Zed]

Zed is taping up before a Monday workout at the Spin Hansen Memorial Training Center when Sean Franklin and Rev. BRICK~! walk in.

B~!: Can we talk about the elephant in the room, or are you going to get all defensive?

Z: Bing-Bong's here?

SF: You know what he's talking about.

Z: Whoa, is this a good cop/bad cop thing you two have going on? 

B~!: This isn't funny, Zed. We could have lost the championships Saturday.

Z: That sometimes happen in wrestling matches, yes.

SF: We could have lost because of one of your housemates.

Z: That's the business. You're not trying to make it personal, are you?

SF: How much more personal can it get? Nearly losing the title? Now she's recruiting your girlfriend?

Zed's face does a quick reboot.

SF: Are you ... not calling her your girlfriend?

Z: I usually just say 'Bev' or 'Beverly' or 'hey, you,' personally. Sometimes babe. 

SF: Jesus Christ.

B~!: Language!

Z: Did that even merit that reaction? It's not like I said something really cringey like 'cutie' or 'princess' or 'sexy mama.'

SF: Please stop.

Z: Anyways, look, I get it. I'm not going to bullshit you -

B~!: LANGUAGE!

Z: - And say things probably won't be a little awkward at the house this week. But we won, life goes on.

SF: I say this with all due respect.

Z: You don't, but go ahead.

SF: But you might be one of the dumbest people I've ever met.

Z: *smirks* That's saying something since you went to NC State.

SF: Oh, yeah, good one. Hope you enjoyed watching the Heels lick their wounds against Campbell to make up for losing two in a row.

Z: Can we go work out now? We're kinda facing a Hall of Famer and another one of those rookies next show.

SF: *shaking his head and throwing his hands up in defeat* Sure. Let's go.

Zed leads the way out as Sean and BRICK~! shake their heads at each other and we FADE.

[Zed]

Sean Franklin is at his modest apartment in the Asheville area when he hears a knock on the door. Confused and a little surprised, he walks over to the door, peeks through the eyehole and opens the door to reveal Rev. BRICK~!

SF: How did you find me?

B~!: Well, as it says in the Gospel of Matthew, “Ask, and it will be given to you; seek, and you will find; knock, and it will be opened to you.”

SF: I don’t recall asking for this.

B~!: But you knocked, and the door was opened for me.

SF: I regret this already.

B~!: Listen, I needed to discuss something with you. Privately.

SF: So you snooped out where I live instead of just sending me a text or something?

B~!: Some things are better handled face-to-face.

Sean shakes his head.

SF: Fine. You want to come in?

Sean steps out from the doorway, allowing Rev. BRICK~! to enter the apartment who quickly makes himself at home sitting on a love seat.

B~!: Do you know what I miss, Sean? When you believed many of the people here were beneath you. When you knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that you were the future of this company, and no one was going to stop you.

SF: Who says I don’t believe that?

B~!: I think you do. But you used to say it with your words and your actions, too. As great and successful as this partnership has been, Zed’s made you … quiet. Maybe not humble. But certainly not you.

SF: Do you enjoy sticking me in between him and you?

B~!: I promise that’s not what I’m doing. But this week, we need the Old Sean. The one with absolutely zero respect for his elders. You’re good enough to beat Alexander Darling. My goodness, have you seen his record lately? He can’t get a clean win even if it fell from the sky right now. But the world needs to know you’re good enough.

So I need you to tell him, all night long, how badly you’re going to beat him. And then I need you to beat him. And then I need you to tell the world you did exactly what you said you’d do.

SF: Are you sure poking the bear is the best idea?

B~!: The only bear I’m poking here is you.

With that, Sean’s eyes widen and intensify.

SF: Okay. I see.

B~!: I knew you would.

Rev. BRICK~! makes his way to the door.

B~!: It’s going to be a good week. I believe it.

SF: Me too.

Rev. BRICK~! exits and we FADE.

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA finds MAC FLASHER in the office room of his apartment as he appears to be on a video call with Assistant General Manager SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU-COX*

MAC: “Sizzlechest. For the past 15 minutes, we’ve gone in circles about my status as El Scorcho and how I am truthfully denying that it’s me under the mask.”

SHIZURU-MUNE: “Mac, while you give me no reason to doubt you, there have been times where you were not present at the announce table when El Scorcho was ringside.”

MF: “Talk to Russ, who treats me as a glorified intern DURING the shows. I’m standing in concession lines getting him some kind of animal that has died and passed through fire and is likely slathered in a sauce of some sort. The man gains about five pounds per taping.”

S-M: “I see. So you are assuring me that it will not be you under that mask in the event that Bridget O’Malley defeats El Scorcho? I’m going to be honest, I’m fearful for the safety of whomever is under the mask, be it you or someone who is actually a local worker from your hometown who caught a lightning bolt at Imperial Onslaught.”

MF: “Well hey, Sizzlechest. This has been a lot of fun, but I need to get a new gaming PC set up so that I can begin streaming on various platforms in the coming days.”

S-M: “Very well. Just know that your contract will be terminated with zero hesitation if it’s revealed to be you under El Scorcho's mask.”

MF: “Loud. And. Clear. Just like the 16 other times that you told me that little nugget of information.”

*SHIZURU-MUNE disconnects the video call as MAC turns to his new gaming rig, as he stands from his chair, his doorbell rings. MAC walks to the door to see CARRIE and HARPER, THE ONE-NOTES. MAC sighs and opens the door*

MF: “Ladies, if you’re passing along a message from Bridget, it’s going to need to wait.”

HARPER: “Mac. Buddy. Ummm … You don’t tell Harmony when to wait. You either work with Harmony or we’ll sing you out.”

MF: “Don’t tell me that you’ve found a way to weaponize your singing abilities.”

CARRIE: “Perish the thought, MacIntosh. You seem to forget that you have something that Bridget wants.”

MF: “My PlayStation 5? My Donald Duck plush? A pizza box that I was about to throw away?”

H: “Carrie is referring to the Imperial Onslaught medallion that you stole from her while under that mask, but I guess her statement was too erudite for a ruffian such as you. Just know that when you two meet in Grove City, Ohio …”

MF: “She’ll need to come to the broadcast table, but she probably shouldn’t turn her back on El Scorcho. Also, I don’t have this medallion that has become her latest obsession.”

C: “Well, then you won’t mind if we come in and take a look.”

*HARPER shoves past MAC and CARRIE follows as the two stand in MAC’s kitchen, aiming to remodel it without a permit as they open drawers and dump the contents all over the floor. As THE ONE-NOTES make their way to the living room, they are encountered by SANDRA FALLON, who was patiently waiting the whole time. SANDRA is holding one of MAC’s hockey sticks and is in a ready stance*

C: “It appears that our investigation has come to a close. We’ll report our findings to Bridget.”

H: “Though, we should leave a calling card …”

*HARPER slaps MAC across the face, triggering a brawl inside MAC’s kitchen that winds up with CARRIE on the business end of MAC’s hockey stick, courtesy of SANDRA, while MAC delivers a spine buster to HARPER, sending her through the nearby table in the dinette. THE ONE-NOTES scamper away as MAC surveys the mess, some of it that he helped create*

SANDRA: “Brah! That was awesome. You should do shady shit all the time to get people over her to start ruckuses and stuff.”

MF: “I … I just want to play Football Manager on the new PC and now I need to replace a dining-room table that I got from my grandmother. El Scorcho, someone who I am NOT, is causing me way too much stress.”

*MAC looks at the broken table while SANDRA pats him on the shoulder as the scene fades*

[Jack Quinn]

<We see PORK sitting behind a desk at the Shokan Dojo filling out some paperwork. Beside PORK sits his crutches, and on his nose is perched a tiny pair of glasses. As he shakes his head and mutters something about expenses, Katie walks it>

KB: I'M OUT!

<PORK calmly sits back and folds his arms and looks at Katie>

P: Out of........what?

KB: The contest. Whamageddon. WHO PLAYS CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON NOVEMBER 10th!

P: Ok, coupla things. We were just testing the brand new speaker system that was just installed in the Dojo, and decided to change it up to Christmas music for a bit, just for shits and giggles. And two, Whamageddon doesn't start until December 1. So, you are not out.

KB: Oh

P: Anything else?

KB: So. that's a brand new speaker system huh?

P: <going back to his paperwork> mmmmhmmm

KB: Probably expensive, huh?

P: Relatively, I mean the install was the..........<looking up and taking his glasses off> Why?

KB: Let's say.......just for shits and giggles.....that I broke one of those speakers......hypothetically.....who much.....how much would one of those cost me?

P: I think they were around a hundred bucks each. I ask again......why?

KB: And.......how many speakers were installed?

P: Twelve. WHY?

<Katie reaches into her pocket and pulls out her wallet and starts counting out bills>

KB: .......carry the one.....ok, that should do it

<Katie drops a wad of bills on the desk>

P: Katie......

KB: Oh, and how much is a ladder?

P: A ladder? Or THE Ladder?

KB: The difference being.......

P: One is an inanimate object, the other is......also an inanimate object, but also a multi-time OOWF DDT IronP Person Heavy Metal Champion

KB: Was that one in the Dojo about ten minutes ago?

P: I don't think so.....

KB: <dropping a few more bills on the desk> That should cover that too

<Just then, OOWFTV comes on and we see a promo with Pete Quick, Angie Delpetro and Legion. Katie's eyes narrow and she bolts out of the room>

P: KATIE!.......dammit <PORK picks up the phone and dials> Yeah, Shizz......send some security to wherever Quick is doing a promo........just trust me on this

<cut to the promo>

PQ: And after I retired that no-good dirty mangy dog Moosehead Jack I........OOF

<Katie charges in and DROPS Quick with a right cross to the jaw. Quick drops like he's been shot, Katie pounces on Quick and hammers him with punches to the face before Legion and Delpetro attack and pull Katie off of Quick and beat her down, but not before Katie gets a couple of her own shots in. Soon enough security floods the area and pulls them all apart. Legion helps Quick to his feet, and his is holding his jaw, in obvious pain>

Delpetro: WE WILL SUE!

KB: SUE THIS FLOPPY TITS! COME GET SOME!

<Katie tries to break free, but she is held back by half a dozen wrestlers and finally escorted down the hall and we fade>

[Jack Quinn]

<we cut to the OOWF Justice Center>

CY: I'm Chet Youbetcha here in front of the OOWF Justice Center where Pete Quick, Angie Delpetro and LEGION are taking Katie Bardoor to wrestlers court for an unprovoked attack during a promo two days ago. Here comes Ms. Bardoor now! Katie, do you have anything to say about the allegations against you?

<Katie stops, chugs a beer and belches into the mic, then laughs hysterically and heads inside. The camera follows her and she tosses the IC title on the table and sits down and puts her feet on the table. At the table next to her, Pete Quick sits, looking miserable, with his jaw bandaged shut. Angie Delpetro sits next to him looking through some paperwork. Judge John Law walks in>

Bailiff Lucas Mann: All rise, OOWF Wrestler Court part 2 is now in session, the honorable John Law presiding

Judge Law: You may be seated. Clerk Grunt, what are the charges?

CG: It is alleged that, on or about November 9th 2023, Ms. Bardoor assaulted Mr. Quick with malicious intent, in an unprovoked attack resulting in the possible breakage of Mr. Quick's jaw

Judge: Ok. Ms. Bardoor, do you have legal cousel?

KB: Nope, don't need it

Judge: You do realize the severity of these accusations, correct?

KB: Sure thing boss

Judge: I HIGHLY recommend you procure counsel Ms. Bardoor

KB: FINE! <looking around the courtroom> ok, who wants to represent me?

<Attitude Adjuster nearly jumps out of his shoes from the Jury Box>

Judge: Mr. Adjuster, I will now appoint you Ms. Bardoor's legal counsel, Bailiff, please call in another member of the jury pool

<Bailiff Mann opens a door and says something and Thim Reynolds walks out and sits in the jury box>

KB: What the hell?

Judge: That is where we keep the abandoned characters

KB: The what?

Judge: The characters that have been abandoned by their owners and have now become communal property>

<the camera pans to the jury box and we see Thim Reynolds, Johnny Adrenaline, Chad Madison, Zane Myers, Tommy Wilder, Concrete TG, Jack Bullet, Dre Gaines, Kai, Eric O'Mac, Carl From Fresno and Austraroo>

VOG: While we await Mr. Adjuster to gather himself and present his case, we will take a quick break

<we see a commercial for El Scorcho's Brain Melting Insanity Dipping Sauce, a commercial for "Awesome Bill From Dawsonville's School of Eloquence and PORK endorsing Ric Flair's Sub Shoppe's new line of vegetarian subs, EAT PLANTS FAT BOY! WHOOOOOOOOO!

We cut back to the OOWF Justice Center where Attitude Adjuster is finally ready to go>

Judge: Mr. Adjuster, how does your client plea?

AA: Innocent

KB: Guilty

AA: <looking at Katie> WHAT? You can't DO that!

KB: I just did. Whaddya gonna do about it dicknuts?

AA: Your honor my client is clearly insane

KB: Who you calling insane?

Judge: Mrs. Delpetro, would you please make your opening statement?

AD: Your honor, on November 9th 2023, Ms. Bardoor assaulted my client in an unprovoked attack that has left him unable to speak or compete, meaning he is incapable of earning a living. We are suing Ms. Bardoor for lost wages, and would like to see her sentenced to hard labor for life.

Judge: Uh huh. And Mr. Adjuster, your rebuttal?

AA: <slowly getting to his feet, now dressed in an all white suit that makes him look like Col. Sanders, complete with matching southern drawl. AA slowly walks around the courtroom, looking each of the jurors in the eye, while fanning himself with a sheet of paper>

Why I do declare, this heat is nigh unbearable! It is hotter than June bride sitting bareback on a wood stove in here! Why, the heat is giving poor Ms. Violet Blue the vapors! It is......

Judge: Please get on with it

AA: Throughout the annals of time, there has been conflict, both personal and interpersonal. Let me examine just a few. In the year 3228 BC we have proof of two.....

Judge: Will you please get to the point?

AA: She didn't do it

KB: YES I DID!

AA: <looking at Katie> WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT!

KB: But I did! Look, Judge, if someone tells you the stove is hot, and they put their hand on the stove and burn it, do you sue the stove? Or do you call the person a stupid son of a bitch for not listening?

Judge: Well, I......

KB: I TOLD Captain Dicknuts and Lady Floppytits that if they mentioned Jack's name again, I would break their jaw. He did, so I did. I don't see the problem here

Angie: YOUR HONOR WE WILL NOT BE ADDRESSED AS CAPTAIN DICKNUTS AND LADY FLOPPYTITS!

Judge: Ms. Bardoor, please address Mr. Quick and Mrs. Delpetro properly

KB: Nope.

AD: Your honor, she is creating a hostile work environment! Of COURSE we are going to mention Jack's......

<with that, Katie is out of her seat and nearly gets to Angie before Bailiff Stank grabs Katie and pulls her away>

KB: <looking at Stank impressed by his strength> I see why Fire likes you.....

AD: Your honor, Ms. Bardoor is clearly out of control and should be sentenced to death!

Judge: Mrs. Delpetro, this is WRESTLER'S court, I cannot sentence anyone to death.

AD: Well she should be the first!

KB: Look Judge, can we get this over with? If they mention Jack again, I am going to punch them in the face. So, they've been warned, right? How is this my fault?

Judge: Given that this is a wrestling company and a certain level of violence is to be expected.......I'll return in five minutes with my verdict

Bailiff Mann: All rise

<everyone stands while the Judge leaves>

VOG: Well, that certainly was a spectacular failure for Attitude Adjuster>

AA: I can HEAR you!

<The judge returns quickly and everyone is seated>

Judge: Ok, Katie, your attack was NOT unprovoked......

<Katie looks at Angie and Quick and laughs>

Judge: ......HOWEVER, it WAS a bit excessive. As punishment, you owe Mr. Quick...........one steak dinner

AD: MY CLIENT HAS A BROKEN JAW!

KB: AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHHAAAAHAHAHAAHHAAA

Judge: My ruling is final <the Judge gavels and everyone rises as the Judge leaves. AA celebrates like he just won the trial of the century, Katie is almost on the floor with laughter, and Angie and Quick are absolutely FUMING with anger as we fade to black>

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find BRIDGET O’MALLEY sitting alone at ringside inside an empty arena in Grove City, Ohio. BRIDGET has her feet propped up on the apron while taking a deep breath before speaking*

BRIDGET: “Mac. You can’t run from me any longer. You have fooled nobody – and in all honesty, I’m disappointed in your lack of effort in even trying to conceal that you’re this masked wrestler who came from out of nowhere. A masked wrestler claiming to be from our hometown, yet local fans had no idea who he was until they figured out that it might be you. It’s that lack of effort however that has become your calling card. Blessed with all of this talent and natural ability, but also possessing a work ethic that is probably at the bottom of the pile in OOWF. Say what you will about some of the others on the roster, but they’re giving max effort each time out even if their abilities make them the weakest in our company.”

*the feed cuts to footage from Imperial Onslaught when EL SCORCHO defeated BRIDGET while she continues speaking*

BO’M: “Sure, you got one over on me in Johnstown. I guess you’ll say that we’re even after I cost you that match against Nuke at Hell on Earth. We’re far from that, Mac. There are years of payback that I owe you. From the times before we were even in this company up until your turn in 2019 in Johnstown, to you taking the hand of the goddamn surfer and not mine. It feels like our friendship, our romance for a fleeting time, was just something for you to do until something shinier caught your attention. Here’s the thing, Mac. I am not going to beat you on ‘Saturday Slam,’ I am going to end you. It’ll either be in the physical sense as I unleash years of what you deserve. Or I unmask you, expose you as violating the terms of your stipulations from that match with Nuke … And on the final day of your ban, too. What a shame that would be!”

*BRIDGET laughs as CARRIE and HARPER, THE ONE-NOTES, stand behind her*

BO’M: “Or I leave you laying with one shot and let Carrie and Harper pick the bones before unmasking you. My options are endless, Mac. Your career is ending tomorrow, either by my hand or by the front office. It really hinges on how I want you to be humiliated on your way out. Do I want you going out on your back in a bloody heap or do I want you to walk out of Firewoman’s office with your tail between your legs and a fresh pink slip with your name all over it.”

*BRIDGET turns to CARRIE and then to HARPER*

BO’M: “Girls. Tomorrow will be fun. The sounds and visuals of all of Mac’s fans ugly crying will be harmonious.”

*HARMONY exits the empty arena as the scene fades*

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find SANDRA FALLON and ANNIE HORVATH enjoying a quick meal at an unnamed restaurant in Grove City, Ohio. The two seem to be in good spirts until ANNIE takes a sip of her coffee and immediately spits it out*

ANNIE *wiping her mouth*: “Please don’t tell me that …”

*before ANNIE can complete her thought, BRYNN and TARA, THE BATTLING BARISTAS appear, seemingly proud of their handiwork*

BRYNN: “Oh, Annie. It appears that you have an issue with your meal or at least your coffee.”

SANDRA: “Yo, Brynn and Tara, can we just cut to the brawl? I’m not really feeling the cheeky pre-fight dialogue so close to ‘Saturday Slam.’”

*KAYFABE, bussing a table behind SANDRA and ANNIE’s booth, shoots a glare through the back of SANDRA’s head*

TARA: “Oh how cute. The surfer wants to just brawl to solve all of her problems.”

SF: “Not all of my issues, just the ones in ugly teal aprons standing in front of us.”

B: “Wait. Ugly? You’re calling our aprons ugly? I’ll have you know that Tara and I come from a long line of proud baristas in our family. To insult our aprons is to insult our heritage and we don’t take too kindly to …”

*TARA, holding a carafe of coffee this whole time, tosses the liquid in SANDRA’s face and then bonks ANNIE over the head with the empty container while SANDRA tries to flush her eyes. TARA and BRYNN continue the assault until SANDRA is able to grab a ketchup bottle and smash it across BRYNN’s forehead, giving her a crimson mask of a different sort. Restaurant staffers pour out from the back to stop the brawl, which has gathered quite a crowd, and to escort the respective pairs out of the building as the scene fades*

[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – Nov. 18, 2023
LIVE! from Grove City, Ohio

• Beverly Cambridge and Kylie Mignolio vs. Rory Thomas and Ona Jones
Cole open with all four in the ring as Mike Elevenbee welcomes fans to the show with Kylie and Ona starting for their respective teams. Kylie grapples Ona to the mat as the rookie reaches back to pull Kylie’s hair, only to get caught and reprimanded by OOWF official Misato Misawa. Kylie keeps Ona grounded and drops a few knees across Ona’s leg before tagging in Beverly, who stays on the leg until Ona rakes her eyes and crawls over to tag in Rory, who receives a loud ovation from his hometown crowd.

Russ: “The youngster from right here in Grove City, Ohio, is getting a welcome fit for a king.”
Mac: “Rory hasn’t been on the good side of a lot of results here in OOWF, but he’s got a heart fit for a superhero and he’s rarely afraid to go after what he wants.”

Rory and Beverly lock up with the rookie powering Beverly to a corner. Rory gives a clean break before Misawa can even request one. Rory lets beverly out of the corner before asking for a test of strength. Rory easily gets an early upper hand on Beverly before the veteran is able to leverage herself to a stalemate and then a mutual break. Rory the hits the ropes before Beverly sidesteps a shoulder tackle attempt, taking him to the mat with a drop toe hold. Beverly floats over and tries to secure a La Bell Lock, but Rory quickly gets to the ropes. While Rory scrambles to get upright, The One-Notes hit the ring and assault Ona from the apron before Rory comes to the aid of his partner. Kylie and Beverly also chase off Carrie and Harper, who run up to the ramp to join Bridget O’Malley, who has a mic in hand. Misawa has since thrown the match out with Rory tending to Ona.

Ladies and gentlemen, referee Misato Misawa has declared this match a no-contest (5:12).

Bridget: “Bev. Babes. We’re still waiting for an answer and this jacket with your name on it wasn’t cheap. Leave the deadweight sister of yours behind like I did and give Harmony a listen. I’m sure you’ll find our pitch to be perfect.”

Bridget then tosses the mic to a production assistant as Harmony strikes a pose at the top of the ramp with the feed cutting to Beverly talking Kylie out of a solo rush up the ramp to take on all three members.

• The Woodsmen vs. The Electric Company
With Joe and Jamie already inside the ring, “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” heralds the arrival of The Woodsmen, who race out to the ramp and egg on a louder ovation as Hunter starts and sustains a “PAIN CAB-IN!” chant. The Woodsmen enter the ring and get jumped by The Electric Company, but easily gain the advantage as both Hunter and Dakota reverse Irish whip attempts and send Joe and Jamie crashing into each other. Joe stables out of the ring while Hunter bolo punches Jamie into the ropes as Dakota quickly assembles the Pain Cabin. Jamie staggers forward and right into a sidewalk slam by Hunter and a pin attempt that gets 2. Hunter tags in Dakota, who is ready to guide Jamie to the cabin as Joe makes the save to send Dakota face-first into the side of the cabin, allowing Jamie to tag in Joe. Dakota catches a charging Joe and delivers an overhead suplex that sends Joe into the cabin’s open front door as Zed’s Mom, who might be making Christmas cookies in the cabin, admonishes Dakota for leaving the door open. Dakota nods in acknowledgment of Zed’s Mom’s concerns about “heating up the whole neighborhood,” but pulls out a table from the kitchen area that has a large cake on it. Dakota and Joe fight outside the cabin, beside the table as Zed’s Mom slams the door shut from the inside. Joe and Dakota battle with Dakota shoving Joe onto the table, beside the cake. As Joe tries to crawl off the table, Dakota smashes and grinds Joe’s face into the cake, prompting an eventual submission.

Your winners (submission, 4:23), The Woodsmen!

Russ: “I guess Joe is not a fan of buttercream icing.”
Razz: “Partner! I’ve fought in Malaysian Bakery Death Matches. You don’t know how fast that stuff can inhibit your breathing and get you in a panic.”

As The Woodsmen celebrate, Hunter pulls out his Swiss Army Microphone and motions for the music to drop in volume.

Hunter: “Fans of OOWF, before Dakota had to remember one of the chief rules of The Woodsmen, which is, ‘Use all of your surroundings to your advantage,’ we had a party planned for Zed’s Mother, who celebrated a birthday between the last episode of ‘Saturday Slam’ and this one. With the cake in shambles, we must ask all of you to warm up your singing voices as we offer Zed’s Mother a musical birthday tiding.”

Dakota enters the Pain Cabin and leads Zed’s Mom outside where the arena sings a song related to birthdays, but not the one that would get OOWF sued as Joe and Jamie offer to help clean up the mess made on the table to enter the good graces of Zed’s Mom, because the woman makes excellent cookies.

• Banned From Everywhere vs. The One-Notes
“Crown on the Ground (but Sung by The One-Notes)” plays out Carrie and Harper, who proudly sport their pink jackets with Bridget O’Malley walking behind them. The trio is roundly booed, but pay no mind to the reaction as they enter the ring and stretch on the ropes before “Insane in the Brain” changed the mood in the room, bringing out Awesome Bill from Dawsonville and Justin Sane. Banned From Everywhere soaks in the cheers before stepping into the ring. Carrie and Harper try an ambush, but Awesome Bill is ready with a double clothesline that sends both women to the mat and eventually to the outside as Awesome Bill and Justin taunt the pair from inside the ring.

Mac: “Awesome Bill is always itching for a brawl and ambushing him is almost giving him exactly what he wants.”
Razz: “You’d think that The One-Notes, with Bridget in their ears, would have better scouting and strategy.”
Mac: “Razz. Bridget is the smartest person in the room if you ask Bridget, but there are times where she could hide her own Easter eggs.”

Russ momentarily chokes on his water after the Mac quip with Carrie starting the match proper for The One-Notes against Awesome Bill. Carrie tries to wrestler Awesome Bill to the ground, but cannot budge the big man. Carrie then bounces off the ropes and is put on her backside by Awesome Bill, who just stood there really hard. Carrie slides to her corner and tags in Harper, who cracks her neck and tries to get into a power battle with Awesome Bill with little success. Harper ties up with Awesome Bill and gets him onto the ground as Carrie sneaks in and low-bridges Awesome Bill. Harper and Carrie alternate dropping elbows until Mel Creech and Justin break up the double team, Justin in a more violent manner as he drills Carrie with a dropkick. Harper gets caught and gorilla pressed by Awesome Bill, who drops to a knee while shaking off the rapid-fire elbow drops.

Harper crawls back into the ring with Justin asking for Awesome Bill to tag out. Justin greets Harper as a house of fire with rights and a very aggressive left that Harper ducks, leaving Justin to spin into a left hand from Harper that drops him where he stood. Harper scoops the almost lifeless Justin up and signals for an Oklahoma Stampede powerslam. As Harper carries Justin with ease to a neutral corner, Bridget grabs Awesome Bill’s leg and pulls him down, hitting his chin off the apron. Harper slams Justin and then gets him in the Metronome while Carrie gets on the ground and sings in Justin’s ears as he’s being jerked back and forth. Justin, disoriented and discomforted is left with no choice but to tap out.

Your winners (submission, 6:40), The One-Notes!

Afterward, Harper tosses Justin to the mat with Carrie still singing in Justin’s ears. Bridget congratulates her running buddies as the feed cuts out to an ad for PORK’s upcoming holiday cooking special, “There’s Gotta Be a Vegan Option for Thanksgiving, Right?”

• Imperial Onslaught medallion match: El Scorcho vs. Bridget O’Malley
“El Scorcho” plays out El Scorcho as the camera immediately shows that Mac is still at the broadcast table as the newcomer, who has lost roughly 45 pounds and is maybe a half-foot shorter than when we last saw him, walks to the ring. El Scorcho struggle to keep his mask tightened while gesturing to the crowd, pointing to Mac, who shouts his encouragement. “Crown on the Ground (but Sung by The One-Notes)” interrupts and announces Bridget’s arrival. Bridget pauses for a second when she sees Mac at the table and El Scorcho in the ring.

Russ: “It’s as if Bridget doesn’t believe that it wasn’t you this whole time.”
Razz: “Russ, if you think that this isn’t some patsy standing in for Mac, then I have som oceanfront property in Arizona that I’d like to sell you.”
Mac: “Look guys, El Scorcho earned his spot in this company and he deserves this match against a fine competitor.”

Bridget looks at El Scorcho and snickers while gesturing to Mac and accusing him of cowardice. While Bridget is distracted by her desire to want Mac, El Scorcho drills her with a dropkick from behind as Davis Hightower signals for the bell. El Scorcho then peppers Bridget with chops and a few forearm uppercuts, sending her to the corner where El Scorcho mounts and starts to deliver a 10-punch barrage, getting to 4 before Bridget casually carries El Scorcho to the center of the ring and delivers a standing spine buster.

Russ: “Oh, that will certainly hurt El Scorcho’s chances of winning this match.”
Razz: “It may also hurt his chances of walking out of Grove City under his own power.”

Bridget stomps away at El Scorcho, rolling him onto his stomach and dropping knees right on his spine, all while barking insults at Mac. Bridget then locks El Scorcho in a Liontamer, nearly folding him in half and drawing a near-submission before Bridget inexplicably releases the hold.

Mac: “Come on, El Scorcho! She gave you an opening! You got this! Do this for Johnstown!”

With El Scorcho still down, but rolling onto his back, Bridget cockily approaches the downed masked man and gets caught in an inside cradle that gets 2.5. Bridget, now flustered, steps into a roaring elbow from a kipped-up El Scorcho. From there, El Scorcho hits the ropes and hammers Bridget with a running Polish Hammer, tying her in the ropes. El Scorcho approaches while Hightower is trying to untie Bridget, meaning he doesn’t see the Greco-Roman kick to the groin that crumbles El Scorcho on the mat. With Bridget now freed, she hoists El Scorcho in a stretch muffler and bounces with extra force to draw a submission, but isn’t getting it immediately. An emphatic crank on El Scorcho’s ankle while Bridget stands to her full height is too much for El Scorcho to take as he goes limp and is unable to answer Hightower’s questions. Hightower calls for the bell with Bridget still applying the hold.

Your winner (referee stoppage, 10:38) and winner of the Imperial Onslaught medallion, Bridget O’Malley!

Afterward, Bridget drops El Scorcho unceremoniously and motions that she is going to claim his mask. With El Scorcho in a heap, Bridget yanks off the mask with no resistance to reveal Rory Thomas, much to the shock of everyone in attendance. Bridget starts to boot away at the still passed out Rory as Mac hops over the table to stop further beatings. Bridget, looking at the medallion in one hand and the mask in the other, spits on the mask and throws it in Mac’s face before departing and receiving a warm greeting from The One-Notes, who are atop the ramp. Mac helps Rory to his feet and pats him on the back as his hometown crowd salutes him as if he had just won while he limps out of the ring.

Russ: “So you mean to tell me that all this time, El Scorcho was Rory Thomas? A fine ruse by the youngster as he continues to try to get to where he wants to be in OOWF.”
Razz: “Partner, that masked man was Mac until he was reminded of the consequences of circumventing his Hell on Earth stipulations.”

• A report on the status of PORK
Russ: “Folks, as you are aware, PORK took a hellacious beating at the hands of Pete Quick and his associates on the previous episode of ‘Saturday Slam.’ We have just received word before going on the air that the damage to PORK’s knee, while serious and requiring surgery, cannot be furthered by in-ring activity. Therefore, OOWF Medical has cleared PORK to return to action on Dec. 2 when ‘Saturday Slam’ is in Bryson City, North Carolina.”
Mac: “Great news for our fans, but I know he’s putting off that surgery because it might mean the end of his career.”
Razz: “Guys, at PORK’s age and with the miles he’s put on in the ring, that kind of surgery will be the end of his career as an active wrestler. There is no ‘might’ or ‘could be’ in that sentence, just facts.”
Russ: “However you slice it, PORK has been returned to the active roster as soon as ‘Saturday Slam’ goes off the air tonight.”

• Sandra Fallon and Annie Horvath vs. The Battling Baristas
All four are in the ring and already brawling with Misami Misawa struggling to maintain order. Brynn pairs off with Sandra and Tara battles with Annie with the Battling Baristas seemingly cleaning house as they toss their opponents over the top rope and make the classic mistake of turning away and celebrating, meaning that they did not see Sandra and Annie hanging onto the top rope and both skinning the cat back inside the ring. Sandra and Annie dropkick the Baristas from behind, sending them over the top and fully onto the mat. Sandra and Annie high-five each other as Brynn has to hold Tara back from rushing back into the ring.

Razz: “Tara’s looking to get back into the ring in a hurry!”
Russ: “Her quintuple-espresso peppermint mocha might be tasty, but it’s not making her smarter.”

Brynn enters the ring for her team and tries to match power with Sandra, only getting the upper hand when she stomps on Sandra’s feet. From there, Brynn and Tara work quick tags and isolate the Californian while taking a few seconds to turn to the broadcast table and taunt Mac.

Mac: “Ladies, I’d worry about the ones in the ring and not me.”
Razz: “Mac can’t avoid making enemies even when he’s not an active wrestler. Are we sure he’s the good guy here?”

Brynn tries to lift Sandra on her shoulders to set up for a French Press as Tara climbs the ropes, but Sandra fights her way down and catches a diving Tara with a superkick on the jaw. Annie, almost hopping out of her boots on the apron, urges Sandra over for the tag and gets it, rushing into the ring and delivering headbutts to both Brynn and Tara before getting 2 on Tara with a running crossbody press. Brynn yanks Annie off of Tara and eats a Pele kick that stumbles her into a overhead suplex by Sandra, who then catches Tara off an Irish whip by Annie and delivers a spine buster. Annie heads to the corner and delivers Anchors Aweigh, getting 3 as Brynn is a step too late.

Your winners (pinfall, 5:54) the team of Sandra Fallon and Annie Horvath!

Afterward, Annie hugs Sandra and takes in the cheers from the crowd while Sandra is more than willing to let Annie get the shine.

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship gauntlet match: Katie Bardoor (c) vs. Liam; vs. Nigel; vs. Angie Delpetro; vs. Pete Quick
With Liam already in the ring, Katie charges to the ring without a note of her music playing and opens fire with a series of rights and a left that knocks Liam silly. Katie gets into a ground-and-pound mount and Liam shockingly taps out before Katie can land a follow-up blow.

Liam (submission, 1:06) has been eliminated.

Nigel enters and then exits the ring, choosing to take the countout, much to Katie’s confusion and frustration.

Russ: “Something is starting to smell here. Katie has barely broken a sweat and she’s eliminated two of her opponents with Angie Delpetro and Pete Quick waiting in the wings.”
Razz: “If I’m Katie, I’ll gladly take the easy way out if Nigel and Liam want to give it to me!”

Nigel (count out, :10/1:26) has been eliminated.

Liam and Nigel confer with Angie before she rolls into the ring. Angie enters and takes a big boot from Katie, legitimately stunning her. Katie goes for a cover and gets 2.5 before Angie kicks out. Katie corners Angie and begins pounding her with body shots, letting out a loud yell before landing a booming elbow just underneath Angie’s ribcage. Katie then backs away and starts shaking her arm while clearly in discomfort. As OOWF official Gavin “Junior” Hale checks on Katie, Angle lifts her blouse just high enough to reveal a metal plate that was wrapped around her stomach. Angie removes the plate and then drills Katie with it, right in Hale’s view.

Russ: “Annnnnnnd there it was! This was a plan by Pete Quick to get gold around his waist. Now Katie will be easy prey for Pete Quick. God damn it!”

Angie Delpetro (disqualification, 1:24/3:00) has been eliminated.

With a massive grin on his face, Pete enters the ring and nudges the unconscious Katie with his boot before rolling her onto her back. Pete waves Liam, Nigel and Angie over to share in the moment as he places his boot on Katie’s chest and gets 2.5 as Katie grabs Pete’s boot and is able to trip up her final challenger and secure an ankle lock for a fleeting moment as Liam whacks Katie with a blackjack to trigger a 4-on-1 beatdown.

Pete Quick (disqualification, 2:03/5:13) has been eliminated; therefore your winner and STILL OOWF Intercontinental Champion, Katie Bardoor!

Russ: “It was never about the title. It was just about getting Katie in a situation where all of her allies were away and unable to help her.”

Before Russ can utter another thought, PORK hobbles to the ring as fast as he can with a chair in hand and is followed by The Woodsmen, who have 2x4s. PORK takes a few wild swings and connects on air while Hunter and Dakota use their lumber as peace-keeping devices, bracing for a battle and getting nothing as Pete motion for he and his associates to head for higher ground. PORK crouches down and grimaces, but still helps Katie to her feet as The Woodsmen lead the round of applause for the champion.

• OOWF World Tag-Team Championship: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. Nuke and Alexander Darling
Alex and Nuke make their way to the ring first. Nuke is naturally the chattier of the two, jawing with the fans booing as he walks down the ramp, but Alex has a face of steeled determination on his face. They are followed by the Tag Team Champions, Sean and Zed, 

Right off the bat, Nuke takes control with a neckbreaker on Zed. Nuke follows with a series of chops and kicks, doubling over Zed just in time for a knee to the kidneys. Zed has had enough of this, and tags in Sean.

Sean comes out with right hand after right hand after right hand, eschewing his typical wrestling style to go toe-to-toe with Nuke. The whole way, Sean is letting Nuke know exactly what he thinks of him. Eventually, Sean retreats to tag in Alex.

Alex cautiously circles the ring, slowing down the pace a bit. He glares at Rev. BRICK~! at ringside, then at Sean, who is already talking shit. Alex then steals a quick glance at Zed in the corner, who shrugs his shoulders and extends his arm as if to say, “Be my guest.”

Russ: I’m not sure poking the bear is the best idea when it comes to Alexander Darling.
Razz: If you’re going to be dumb, you better be tough. I think we’re about to find out how tough Sean Franklin is.

Sean tires of Alex’s routine and charges towards him, but Alex brings him down with a drop toehold. Alex tries to cinch in an ankle lock, but Sean’s wrestling background serves him well and he’s back on his feet. Sean hits the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Alex ducks it. When Sean turns around, Alex doubles him over with a kick to the gut before scooping up Sean for a brainbuster.

Alex quickly takes control, putting on a clinic that wouldn’t look out of place during his prime. Sean may be the younger and more athletic of the two, but Alex shows he is up to the task wrestling Sean and wearing him down before going for more of his high-impact maneuvers.

After another brainbuster, Alex steps back as Sean tries to stir to his feet … CURBSTOMP. Alex heads to the corner looking to climb to the top rope, but as he turns around, Nuke slaps him on the back and tags himself in!

Alex freezes as Nuke climbs into the ring, and they stare icily at each other. Alex mutters something under his breath before stepping out of the ring, which only leads to Nuke feeling the need to plead his case. Alex tries to shoo him away to focus on the task at hand, but it’s too late. A groggy Sean has crawled to the opposing corner and tagged in Zed.

Now Nuke has to get serious, as Zed is all over him, chopping him towards a neutral corner. Nuke slumps down against the turnbuckle, and Zed stomps away at Nuke’s chest before getting a running start to drive his knee into Nuke’s head.

Zed scoops up Nuke looking to hoist him onto the top turnbuckle for some kind of high-risk maneuver, but Nuke “accidentally” catches Zed with a rake of the eyes, and Zed has to stand down and collect himself. Nuke regains his footing on the second turnbuckle and leaps, headbutting Zed on his way down. Zed is woozy now, and Nuke waits for Zed to regain his footing before he GIVES ‘EM THE BOOT.

Nuke cackles as he covers Zed, one, two, NO. Sean charged into the ring to break up the pinfall attempt. Alex pulls Sean off of Nuke, and they both exchange a flurry of blows before tumbling unceremoniously out of the ring where their scrap continues.

As Ben Coleman tries to sort out order at ringside, an angry Nuke gets back to his feet. Seeing the distracted referee, Nuke pulls his chain out and preps for a loaded punch, but Rev. BRICK~! quickly reaches up and tries to jerk the chain out of Nuke’s hands.

The tug-of-war naturally goes Nuke’s way, but it slows his progress enough that Zed can get back to his feet. Nuke turns around, right into the GTH from Zed! Zed covers, Coleman turns around, one, two, THREE!

Your winners (pinfall, 17:22) and STILL OOWF Tag Team Champions, Sean Franklin and Zed

Zed quickly rolls out of the ring and pulls Sean away while Rev. BRICK~! collects the tag team championships belts from Coleman. Alex glares at Nuke before shaking his head.

• OOWF World Heavyweight Championship: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Bridget O’Malley
“Crown on the Ground (but Sung by The One-Notes)” signals Bridget’s arrival with the challenger and her cohorts – The One-Notes – gleefully striding to the ring. Bridget tosses her Imperial Onslaught medallion to official Mel Creech while waiting on the champion, who is brought out as “Radioactive” plays. Lexie stands atop the ramp and salutes the fans in attendance before heading to the ring and brushing past Carrie and Harper. Lexie enters the ring and nods toward Bridget before Creech signals that the medallion has been handed in to be exchanged for the title opportunity, but before Creech can signal for the bell, The One-Notes pour into the ring and start to beat on Lexie while Bridget makes certain to keep her distance. Finally, Bridget passively asks for The One-Notes to stop as Creech ejects the pair from ringside, but the damage is seemingly done as Lexie is bleeding from her forehead. Creech checks on Lexie to see if she still wants to fight, which she emphatically affirms. Creech calls for the bell as Bridget swaggers up to Lexie and delivers a searing chop that Lexie returns in short order, triggering a loud exchange that Bridget appears to win when a chop gets close to Lexie’s windpipe. Bridget moves in on a downed Lexie only to get suckered into an arm drag, which begins a sublime mat wrestling sequence that ends in a stand off.

Russ: “Bridget’s new attitude has led to new tricks in her bag, but she’s in the ring with someone who has mastered the most devious actions, even if she’s not choosing to show that side of herself.”
Razz: “She’s a Darling, it’s only a matter of time.”

Bridget gets the upper hand from a tie-up and pushes Lexie into a corner before choosing not to give a clean break, opting for a slap instead. That infuriates Lexie who tears into Bridget, spins her into the corner and returns the favor. Lexie then drives a shoulder into Bridget’s torso to double her over. That gives Lexie the time to scramble up the ropes and deliver a double stomp from the top between Bridget’s shoulder blades. Lexie tries a flying body press from the top and eats a dropkick that gets 2 before Lexie wiggles out and rolls Bridget up for 2. Bridget then stomps Lexie on the neck and tries to lock in a sleeper hold that Lexie fights out of. Lexie unloads with a series of chops, but a poke to the eyes by Bridget and a crossbody gets 2. At this point, two women in pink jackets can be seen making their way through the fans until they’re cut off by Sandra Fallon and Annie Horvath. With the commotion on the outside, Bridget reaches into her tights for a set of brass knuckles, loading up a punch before Mac leaves the broadcast area and holds back Bridget’s arm to save Lexie, and likely her title. Bridget and Mac argue on the apron with Bridget cold-cocking Mac with the brass knuckles. As Bridget reenters the ring, she eats a knee lift from Lexie and then is rolled up as Creech turns his attention back to the ring to count 2.5 before Bridget kicks out. Bridget swings wildly with the brass knuckles still on her hand, missing Lexie but grazing Creech’s jaw. Creech isn’t out, but it takes a minute for him to collect himself. While that happens, Bridget does connect with the brass knuckles on Lexie’s jaw. Bridget rolls Lexie over and covers her, but Creech is looking away as OOWF trainers are tending to a cut on his jawline. That leaves an opening for Rory Thomas, still dressed as El Scorcho, to limp to the ring and drop a knee onto Bridget’s head from the top rope. As Bridget is heaped over Lexie, Rory pulls Bridget off and puts Lexie’s arm over the unconscious Bridget as Creech turns his attention toward the center of the ring, crawls over and counts a slow, but official, 3.

Your winner (pinfall, 15:39), AND STILL OOWF World Champion, Lexie Darling!

Afterward, with Mac’s suspension lifted, he tears into the ring and is about to unload on Bridget, but is stopped by Sandra, who had just entered the ring herself after The One-Notes were taken away from the crowd brawl by security. Lexie comes to with Creech handing her the title, but having no recollection of having beaten Bridget. Mac, Sandra, Annie and Rory congratulate Lexie as Bridget opens her eyes to see those who she has wronged or recently attacked standing in the ring. Bridget, hearing music that isn’t hers, figures out that she did not win and immediately throws a tantrum while the others in the ring look on. Bridget begins screaming “THIS ISN’T OVER!” toward the assembled group in the ring as all have a valid reason to believe that Bridget’s beef is with them.