[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Super Saturday Slam – Feb. 10, 2024
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina

• OOWF World Championship*: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Bridget O’Malley
*interference of any sort will result in immediate termination of OOWF employment

• OOWF World Tag Team Championship - steel cage match: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. Legion

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Katie Bardoor (c) vs. Alexander Darling

• Mac Flasher and Sandra Fallon vs. The One-Notes

• Kylie Mignolio and Beverly Cambridge vs. Banned From Everywhere

• Super Bowl Shuffle Battle Royal*: PORK, Meredith “Beans” Samuels, Jeff Mangyuniku, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku, Annie Horvath, Rory Thomas, Hunter, Dakota, Nuke, Pete Quick, Angie Delpetro, Ona Jones, The Battling Baristas’ Brynn and Tara and The Electric Company’s Joe and Jamie.
*winner receives a title opportunity of Firewoman’s choosing

Card subject to a shirtless Jason Kelce drinking North Carolina dry before heading to Las Vegas

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find MAC FLASHER looking at the Feb. 10 Super Saturday Slam card on his tablet with his hand on his chin as SANDRA FALLON enters the dinette of MAC’s apartment to see him deep in thought*

SANDRA: “Get that thought out of your head right now?”

MAC: “What thought?”

SF: “The one where you sacrifice your OOWF employment to interfere in Bridget’s match. She’s not worth it, brah.”

MF: “I could always just slide to the announce table. Russ loved me. Razz tolerated me. The internet pundits seemed to be OK. It’s not a bad next step for me after a year of spinning my wheels as far away from the OOWF World Championship as my deteriorating skills have put me.”

SF: “Babe. It hasn’t even been a year since the reboot. Plus you had your hands full with Nuke and then Harmony. You’ll get your opportunity at the championship, I promise. If Bridget wins, she might even jump you to the front of the line just to prove some kind of point. And I think Fire means employment termination in all forms, not just as a wrestler.”

MF: “But I also don’t want to see her accomplish this possible feat. She only wants it to throw it in my face that she was able to do it before I could again. Everything she’s done since her shift in attitude has been with the motive of sticking it to me. I can’t help that she feels how she feels about me now, but I …”

SF: “You’ll do nothing on February 10th. You are not giving this up just to screw over Bridget. Lexie Darling is one of the longest-reigning champions this company has ever seen. She is more than capable of beating Bridget without help, and Bridget without her help is a weakened form. If anything, Firewoman making that stipulation helps Lexie a million times over. You need to worry about The One-Notes. You need to worry about what you’ll do in the ring after Super Saturday Slam as you get what you feel is yours. If you’re gone, I honestly have no reason to stay in OOWF.”

MF: “Sandra, that’s preposterous. You have the potential to be one of the best this company has ever employed with a little more seasoning. You’re …”

SF: “Mac … My motivations aren’t like yours. I’m not here to see how many championships I can collect. Since you and I have aligned professionally and then taken that beyond the ring, I only want to make sure that you have the career that you deserve. Anything I accomplish is secondary.”

MF: “But what about …”

SF: “I’m here to be with you, love you and to help you get to where you want to be in your second career here. It’s just the person I am. I’m not driven by personal accomplishment, I’m here to help those I care about … But I’m going to go back in the living room and watch the game. Maybe the 49ers will show a little more fire in the second half.”

*SANDRA kisses MAC on the forehead and exits the dinette while MAC continues looking at the list of announced matches on his tablet as the scene fades*

[Fire-Babe]

(from Firewoman and Stank's home in Curacao, as soon as I find what I did with the picture).

FW: *yelling towards the pool* PATRICK TREVOR MANN! GET YOUR BUTT IN HERE NOW, THE CAR IS ALMOST HERE!!!

S: He loves being outside. Like his mama.

FW: This was a great idea. I mean, I love the mountains, but this sunshine was very welcome for my mood.

S: Mine too...

They kiss, but are interrupted when Patrick comes running into his room, and then runs out with a stuffed penguin.

PQ: I gonna see Opus! And Josie!

FW: Yes, both of them.

PQ: Josie teach me fwips --

FW: Flips.

PQ: -- on tammboleen from Unca Chad!

S: I do not think that's a good idea.

FW: Oh, it's fine.....Oh, Lucky called. The latest buyer for the house in New Orleans backed out.

S: Damn ghost band.

FW: No, these have all been fans, so they've been okay with the ghost band, even disappointed that they weren't playing.

S: Weren't playing?

FW: I told them to cool it. Anyway, the realtor has no idea what it is, it's almost like someone comes along and torpedoes every deal, just when she thinks it's done.

S: That's annoying. Who would do that?

Before Fire can answer, a car horn knocks. There's a massive flurry of activity as they try to herd Patrick toward the door. Finally, they are successful. As they are walking out, Fire looks at her phone.

FW: Huh....Shizz booked himself into the Battle Royal.

S: That good?

FW: Oh that definitely sparkles with me.

FADE

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find MAC FLASHER sitting outside of his apartment while scrolling through his phone. The murmur from the phone’s speakers is made out to be MAC’s appearance on the “To Be Edited In Later” podcast from Feb. 5, 2023. Just as MAC pauses the podcast, a hand is seen clasping MAC’s shoulder. The INC zooms out to show ZED as he grabs a seat across from MAC*

ZED: “Sounds like you remembered what today is.”

MAC: “Yeah. Just wondering if it was all worth it.”

Z: “The hell do you mean, ‘… if it was all worth it?’ You went on a podcast, dropped a bomb on listeners and the host. We somehow scrambled together in about a month, won our rights to relaunch this company thanks to two people who will only work together for the nine minutes that they decided to not want to kill each other. You didn’t bring it all back, but it just doesn’t happen unless you were on that podcast.”

MF: “I think I just …”

Z: “Yeah. Yeah. You were hoping that you’d have won some kind of title, probably the one I’m sharing with a partner who might still hate me.”

MF: “The tag titles would complete my grand slam, so I am admittedly a bit jealous.”

Z: “And if you stick with Sandy, you just might do it. Just don’t beat us for them, BRICK~! would never let me live that down.”

MF: “Was this all worth it for you?”

Z: “Well, I’ve got a few more marks on my forehead. My joints aren’t working as well as they did at this time in 2023. I had to unexpectedly uproot my life after I thought I was out of this game for good …” *ZED wryly smiles* “… I’ll just say that you owe me one.”

MF: “I probably ‘owe one’ to the whole locker room.”

Z: “Just don’t give Bridget hers until after her match on Saturday. I’d hate to see you get fired, especially after you already were banned from four shows.”

MF “A ban that she was responsible for creating, but let's not …”

Z: “Hey. The record book shows that Nuke pinned Mac Flasher, just not the flesh-and-bones version. You can argue that Bridget nudged things along and that she might need a few receipts … Just let Lexie handle Bridget before you get after her again.”

MF: “Why does everyone think that I’m going to interfere after Fire very clearly established boundaries?”

Z: “Maybe your texts to me at 3:36 a.m. saying, ‘I’m going to interfere in Bridget’s match on Saturday’ have influenced my thinking on this matter.”

*SANDRA FALLON can be seen walking down the steps and quickly jumps into the conversation*

SANDRA: “Brah! You get those too? I mean, it’s weird that he texts me when I’m in the same bed, but it’s assuring that he’s not texting some booty call.”

Z: “Bev would never allow it if he was texting me for that reason.”

MF: “Well, I’d rather stay employed, so ignore the 3:36 a.m. texts for the next few days.”

SF: “Awwww. I was looking forward to holding you down to prevent interference.”

Z: “Well, that’s too much information. I’m out … Thanks, Mac.”

MF: “For that visual? Look, that was all Sandra.”

Z: “No. Your vision.”

*ZED walks away as the scene fades*

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman, Shizuru, and Lucky are SITTING~! in the OOWF Bladejob Deli. Lucky and Shizz are wanting to eat their sandwiches, and Fire is trying to enjoy a foo-foo coffee, but the meeting they are having with Eco on speaker phone is delaying that.

FW: I just don't think it's necessary, Juni...

Eco Through the Phone: Look, you can never be too careful, and I need my investments to be safe, so I think a beefed-up security detail for both you and Shizz would be --

FW: Stupid. / SMM: Overdone. / EcoTTP: Prudent.

FW: I'm not an 'investment.'

SMM: What threats?

EcoTTP: I don't know. I'm sure Fire has pissed off some other organized crime family from her past, and there's probably some deranged fan of your late wife, Shizz, that blames you for--

FW: JUNI!

EcoTTP: Oh...sorry.....

Shizuru recovers his sad face, with a look of gratitude towards Fire.

FW: Besides, I have Lucky. He's my security.

L: I .... I am?

FW: Sure. You protect me all the time. From... uh...

L: ...

SMM: ...

EcoTTP: ...

FW: ....what is it again that you protect me from?

L: Mostly from yourself.

FW: Ah, there, see?

SMM: A full time job.

EcoTTP: A full time job with OVERTIME.

FW: HEY!

EcoTTP: All the more reason why we should--

FW: Juni....you're sounding a little bit familiar...like your old self....did they change your meds again?

EcoTTP: No....well, maybe...okay sure, I'm a little paranoid.

FW: If there's a specific threat of something then we'll talk. Until then..bye!

Fire disconnects as Lucky and Shizuru sigh with relief and start on their food. Fire takes a sip of her latte and discovers it is cold. She frowns and heads to the microwave.

Pete Quick is heating something up.

FW: Pete.

PQ: Fire.

FW: ...

PQ: ...

FW: ...

PQ: How's your broth--

FW: Don't even start.

Pete grins and opens the door and removes his food. He walks smugly away. Firewoman eyeballs him, as she's putting her drink the microwave. She closes the door, and presses the 30-second button, but nothing happens. She presses it a few more times before finally looking. She notices there is 10 seconds left on the timer.
She growls and walks quickly after Pete Quick. She grabs him by the collar and spins him around.

PQ: Hey!

FW: What kind of psychopath leaves 10 seconds on the microwave timer?

PQ: What's the big deal? So you have to press a few more buttons.

FW: You are pressing all of MY buttons right now, Quick.

PQ: Boss...you gonna beat me up because you couldn't get your latte warmed up in a timely fashion?

FW: I've destroyed people for less.

PQ: Yeah, but that's when you were young and hungry. Now you're just... comfortable.

FW: ....

Pete sneers a smile as he walks away from the rarely speechless Fire.

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find BRIDGET O’MALLEY in conference with CARRIE and HARPER, THE ONE-NOTES outside of the OOWF Bladejob Deli, each with their own takeout bags*

CARRIE: “I can’t believe they gave you one more chance at Lexie. Usually management doesn’t take too kindly to our type.”

BRIDGET: “Carrie, Carrie, Carrie. Management knew that time and time again, Mac Flasher has stood in my way of earning what is rightfully mine. Mac has been the reason why I stand here with this egg-salad sandwich in a greasy paper bag as your uncrowned OOWF World Heavyweight Champion. If anything, management owed me at least one opportunity where Mac, that surfer skank Sandra Fallon or any of his friends cannot get involved, unless they want to be unemployed before the lights get turned off inside OOWF Arena.”

HARPER: “We don’t plan on letting Mac or Sandra even get to the main event on Saturday.”

BO’M: “Harper. That’s totally the wrong approach. I want you to hurt them as you beat them, yes, but I also want them able to see me hold that title above my head. I want Mac to see that a real champion can come from our hometown and not make the championship a joke. I want Sandra to know that she was the wrong choice. I want Kylie Mignolio to see that she was the weak link in our team. I want Josie to be able to look up to a real champion, and not Lexie’s emo brother.”

C: “What about …”

BO’M: “Carrie, you’re worrying too much about what I can finally control. Lexie Darling has been a great champion, but I’m about to lift the title to heights that it has never seen. I will be the champion that comes to mind when someone says ‘OOWF World champion.’ I will be the champion that the world recognizes as THE BEST to ever do this. Mac wished this company back to life last year as a little dream. I’m going to turn that into a nightmare.”

H: “And what if Mac wants a match for the championship?”

BO’M: “I already have my first target in mind. You see, as champion, I’m planning on deciding who is worthy of my time in the ring. Mac Flasher hasn’t done a single thing to even be considered …”

C: “He did eliminate you from Imperial Onslaught while wearing that gaudy mask.”

BO’M: “And yet, I unmasked a broken Rory Thomas four shows later as Mac sat at the announce table and cried about it.”

H: “Good point. I guess he’ll be your first target.”

BO’M: “Harper, you need to think a little bigger than some rookie. If I’m bringing honor to this title, there’s a very short list of people who can even dream of seeing their name beside mine for my first defense.”

C: “So who is it?”

BO’M: “I don’t give spoilers. Now let’s get out of here, I need to dissect some film on Lexie.”

*HARMONY heads out of the shot as the scene fades*

[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Super Saturday Slam – Feb. 10, 2024
OOWF Arena – Asheville, North Carolina

• Super Bowl Shuffle Battle Royal (winner receives a title opportunity of Firewoman’s choosing): PORK, Meredith “Beans” Samuels, Jeff Mangyuniku, Shizuru-Mune Mangyuniku-Cox, Annie Horvath, Rory Thomas, Hunter, Dakota, Nuke, Pete Quick, Angie Delpetro, Ona Jones, The Battling Baristas’ Brynn and Tara and The Electric Company’s Joe and Jamie.
All 17 wrestlers are in the ring as the bell sounds. The bulk of the combatants clear a path for PORK to get his hands on Pete, who promptly eliminates himself but not before shoving Angie in PORK’s path. PORK nails Angie with a pounce and then leaves her for Beans to toss out onto Pete, who steps back to let Angie hit the concrete. Pete barks insults at PORK as he backs away until he is stopped by an unknown-to-him figure. He turns around to see Katie Bardoor and tries to run before he’s caught and tossed back into the ring, where PORK, Beans and a number of other wrestlers waylay the already-eliminated Pete before PORK can toss him proper. As PORK celebrates the visual elimination, Brynn and Tara try to dump him from behind, but PORK’s weight and center of gravity make their efforts futile. While that’s happening, Dakota has lured Joe and Jamie into The Pain Cabin before tossing it over the top to eliminate The Electric Company.

Cut across the ring to see Annie cornered by Nuke, who charges with Give ‘Em the Boot, only for Annie to duck it as Nuke drapes himself over the ropes. Within a few seconds, Shizuru-Mune and Jeff have dumped Nuke to the outside as Annie taunts. Annie turns around and eats a forearm from Ona, who tries to lift Annie over the ropes, only for Bryan and Tara – having given up on PORK – to sneak in to drop both to the outside. Ona and Annie continue their scrap around the ring, prompting officials to break up the two rookies. Rory, who has done well enough to avoid contact so far, looks around to see that he’s alone among four tag teams. With Brynn and Tara backing the red-headed youngster into a corner, Hunter springs off the ropes to crash into both Baristas, while Dakota has Rory a golden kazoo. Hunter and Jeff pair off with Brynn and Tara, respectively, while Shizuru-Mune tries his hand at PORK, only to not get too far before Jeff pulls him away.

Beans and Dakota start exchanging blows with Beans staggering Dakota before a dropkick sends the larger of The Woodsmen over the top, but onto the apron. Jeff charges at Dakota, only to get cut off by Rory, who has somehow changed into a scouting uniform without having exited the ring.

Razz: “Is Rory now a Woodsman?”
Russ: “Where I’m from, if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might be an Ohioan with a kazoo who thinks he’s now a Woodsman.”

Rory and Jeff battle near the ropes with Dakota joining the fray to shift the numbers game against Jeff as he’s hanging onto the top rope for dear life before Shizuru-Mune sacrifices himself by cannonballing into Rory and Dakota, sending all three tumbling over as Jeff skins the cat back into the ring, only to eat a forearm smash from Hunter. As Jeff and Hunter brawl, Brynn and Tara attempt a sneak attack, only for Jeff and Hunter to break apart their scrap to leave nothing but the air over the top rope for the Baristas to hit as they both crash and burn on the outside.

Hunter and Jeff assess the situation and decide to both try to work over Beans, who easily fights past Hunter, sending him reeling with a left hook. With Hunter stumbling, PORK scoops him out with ease, leaving Jeff to battle in a 2-on-1 situation. PORK charges at Jeff, but misses as his impact in the corner causes the ring to move about a half foot. Jeff tries a belly-to-back suplex on PORK, who holds onto the ropes in the corner until Beans hits a super kick to the back of Jeff’s head. With Jeff out on his feet, Beans and PORK work quickly to eliminate Jeff. Beans squares up to throw hands at her father until PORK diffuses the situation and offers a handshake with a split victory. Beans thinks about it before hugging PORK as Katie returns to ringside to celebrate with both combatants. PORK explains to lead official Davis Hightower that he and Beans will split the victory, leading to Hightower calling for the bell.

Your winners of a title opportunity of Firewoman’s choosing (elimination, 11:47), Meredith “Beans” Samuels and PORK.

PORK, who is still uneasy about his daughter wrestling for a living, hugs Beans again and points to the cage above the ring for later and then motions around his waist implying that he and Beans will get the winner.

Razz: “That’s all well and good that PORK thinks he and Beans will get a shot at the tag titles, but that’s Firewoman’s call. For all we know, they could be in a three-way match for a singles title in the PHWF. It’s not PORK’s decision at this point.”

• Mac Flasher and Sandra Fallon vs. The One-Notes
“Crown on the Ground (but Sung by The One-Notes)” plays with Carrie and Harper standing proudly atop the ramp in their pink jackets. The One-Notes walk confidently to the ring. Carrie and Harper taunt ringside fans with the black/yellow Air Jordan 1s that Harmony had stolen from Mac before “Surf Wax America” plays with Sandra Fallon rushing toward the rung with clingy pole in hand, swinging wildly, but not making contact as Carrie and Harper bail out. “I Get Wet” plays with Mac meeting The One-Notes on the outside, triggering a brawl that Mel Creech passively breaks up before instructing at least one member of each team to take it inside the ring. Carrie and Sandra take it inside as Harper and Mac unleash haymakers on each other. With Carrie and Sandra inside, Creech asks for the bell as Carrie tries to outwrestle Sandra, but the Californian plants her feet and will not budge as the smaller Carrie tries a go-behind takedown. Carrie rakes the eyes from behind and wraps Sandra in a small package that gets 2. Sandra avoids another pinning predicament as she steps out of a rollup try, despite Carrie having an obvious amount of Sandra’s wetsuit in her hand. Creech admonishes Carries, who tags out to Harper, who rushes through Sandra with a shoulder block and then another. A standing splash gets nothing as Sandra rolls away and tags Mac, who runs wild through Harper and even bumps Carrie off of the apron, pausing for a second to look at the stolen sneakers. This gives Harper a chance to splash Mac from behind, crumbling him to the mat in The One-Notes’ corner.

Russ: “Mac took his eyes away from a dangerous opponent for a second, and it cost him dearly.”
Razz: “Mac has plenty of sneakers, including the Converse All-Stars that he’s wearing now! Let Harmony have those Jordan 1s. They at least know that Jordan is the G.O.A.T., not like Mac and his LeBron take.”

Harper pounds away at a woozy Mac in the corner with Carrie taunting Mac with the sneakers. Mac tries to swipe at Carrie, giving Harper enough of an opening to rear back and fire a headbutt under Mac’s chin, leaving him gasping for air. The One-Notes work quick tags and non-tags to keep Mac cornered, finishing the flurry with a double corner splash that has Mac seeing stars. Harper tries a tornado DDT, but is tossed off and across the ring with Mac falling to the mat and almost fully across the ring from Sandra. With Sandra banging her hand on the nearest turnbuckle pad, Mac begins the slow crawl over, getting about two-thirds oft the way to his corner before Carrie rushes over and drills Sandra off of the apron with a forearm. Mac is then pulled away by Harper, who locks him in a Boston Crab. As Harper wrenches back, Mac tries desperately to reach for the ropes that are just out of reach. Mac begins to crawl toward the ropes almost getting his fingertips on a nearby bottom rope before Carrie pushes it away from Mac’s hand with her boot. Mac is about to tap out just as Sandra barrels back into the ring, with clangy pole in hand, and waylays Harper with Creech signaling for the bell.

Your winners (disqualification, 9:55), The One-Notes!

A wild post-match brawl ensues as Sandra swings for the fences on Harper and then Carrie as Mac rushes to the corner to secure the stolen sneakers. Mac has only a few seconds to enjoy them until Carrie sneaks in a low blow from behind, causing Mac to fall to his knees. Harper swipes the Jordan 1s and runs away with Carrie a step behind. Back in the ring, Sandra checks on Mac, who is very confused about Sandra’s sudden violent streak and use of the clingy pole in the ring.

•  Kylie Mignolio and Beverly Cambridge vs. Banned From Everywhere
With all four already in the ring, Ben Coleman signals for the bell as Beverly and Justin start for their respective teams. Justin tries a hammerlock that Beverly blocks with a casual judo hip toss. The two trade chops to a stalemate until Beverly unloads a loud chop that drops Justin to his knees. Justin crawls to his corner to tag in Awesome Bill as Kylie tags herself in. Kylie uses her speed to fluster Awesome Bill, eventually chopping him down with a series of hamstring kicks. A handspring elbow follows as Awesome Bill stumbles to the corner. Kylie climbs the ropes, but before she could even raise her fist for the count-along series of punches, Awesome Bill lifts Kylie off the ropes with ease and places her down without incident. Kylie tries to take Awesome Bill down with an armbar, but gets nowhere as Awesome Bill shrugs her off, sending her flying into the Banned From Everywhere corner. Justin tags in and tries working Kylie over, but gets caught in a 50-50 brawl with the diminutive New Yorker as Kylie fights her way out of the corner and into open space. Justin charges only to be tripped by Kylie as he crashes and burns in a rope tangle.

Kylie allows Coleman to free Justin, tagging in Beverly who waits for Justin to work the kinks out of his arm. The two tie up with Beverly whipping Justin into the ropes, and missing a clothesline only for Justin to stop in his tracks, turn around and mist Beverly with PCPL. Beverly drops to the ground as Coleman tries to help Beverly wipe her eyes with a towel tossed in from ringside. Justin’s proud smirk immediately vanishes when Awesome Bill admonishes his partner for such an act. Justin explains himself, as Kylie comes in and shoves Justin, who begs for forgiveness, apparently forgetting that PCPL shouldn’t really go near mouths, let alone eyes. Beverly is up to her feet and charges toward the group, hitting Kylie from behind by blind mistake. With Kylie downed, Justin dives on and gets a very unexpected 3.

Your winners (pinfall, 6:52), Banned From Everywhere!

Afterward, Beverly, still not able to see all that great, apologizes to an annoyed Kylie, who tries to take it all in stride, while Awesome Bill deflects Justin’s celebration. As that happens in the ring, Bridget O’Malley appears on the OOWFTron.

Bridget: “Kylie. It’s not shocking at all that you proved yourself to be the weak link again. It’s the reality that I faced time and time again as I carried our team to the heights that only I could reach. To think, you’ll be in the building when I capture what’s been rightfully mine since September. Finally, Josie will have someone in the ZeBevKy Compound to look up to, and so will you.”

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Katie Bardoor (c) vs. Alexander Darling
“King of the World” plays with Alexander walking to the ring with his usual lack of concern or urgency. Alexander enters the ring, blows past ring announcer Mike Elevenbee and match official Misami Misawa on his way to his usual corner perch. Alexander’s eyes can only be seen when he removes the hood from atop his head. Alexander glares toward the aisle as “War Pigs” draws out Katie, who is immediately jumped from behind by Pete Quick and Angie Delpetro. PORK rushes out to even the odds, but Legion is waiting to lay into the big man. Meredith “Beans” Samuels charges in and begins brawling with Angie, but Pete, who has already bloodied Katie with repeated shots from his loaded glove, rolls her unceremoniously into the ring. Pete grabs a mic as Legion and Angie continue to battle with Pork and Beans on the outside.

Pete: “Alex. Consider this a gift from The Black Hand. A weakened Katie Bardoor for you to rejoin relevancy with a championship in this company. You hate Jack Quinn as much as I hate Jack Quinn. It’s time to take out what’s dear to him, and that starts with his little protege. Think about it, Alex. You and I could rule OOWF in the way that you always wanted to, with an iron fist!”

Pete picks up a woozy Katie and rears back a punch with the loaded glove until a hand grabs him by the wrist. Pete turns away from Katie to see Alex holding his fist before unloading a series of rights hands onto Pete’s jaw. Pete is knocked down after the fifth punch and rolls away to the outside. Alex, who pays little mind to Katie as PORK and Beans tend to her, never takes his glare off of Pete or the rest of The Black Hand as the quartet heads to the back with Pete backing away while rubbing his jaw.

• OOWF World Tag Team Championship - steel cage match: Zed and Sean Franklin (c) vs. Legion
As "The Halls of Fear" plays, Legion make their menacing march to the ring, serenaded by a chorus of boos. As Nigel and Liam start to pace the ring, "Good in Red" begins to play. Sean Franklin, Zed, and Rev. BRICK~! make their way to the ring. Zed offers some parting words to Rev. BRICK~! before turning the championship belts over to Mel Creech. Once in the ring, all four contenders and BRICK~! from outside the ring watch as the steel cage is lowered into place.

Zed starts in the ring against Nigel. Nigel tries to overpower Zed and force him into a neutral corner, but Zed escapes and delivers a drop kick to Nigel’s back. Zed proceeds to whip Nigle across the ring between the two corners several times before sending him into the champions’ corner, tagging in Sean where they team up a bit on Nigel.

Nigel fights through this and connects on a spinebuster to Sean, then pulls up Sean by the hair and works him into the Legion corner to tag in Liam. Liam shoots Sean into the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Sean ducks and hits a springboard cutter, to the surprise of everyone in attendance.

The back-and-forth affair continues for several minutes, but eventually Zed gets worn down by Nigel and Liam and finds himself cornered in the opposing end of the ring. The challengers take this chance to look for an escape out of the ring, but Sean quickly interrupts that thought and pulls them down from the cage.

Sean powerbombs Liam, then catches Nigel and hurls him across the ring for a suplex. Mel Creech finally urges Sean out of the ring, but this momentary surge has given Zed more than enough strength to simply tag Sean in legally and let the onslaught continue.

After a sidewalk slam to Nigel, Sean looks to make his escape out of the ring. However, Nigel stirs back to his feet, grabbing Sean by the legs. Nigel settles Sean into the electric chair, and Liam comes flying off the top turnbuckle for a Doomsday Device! Nigel covers, one, two, NO! Zed breaks up the pin.

For his trouble, Liam grabs Zed and tosses him like a javelin into the cage. Meanwhile, Nigel is doing his best to treat the cage like a cheese grater along Sean’s face. At this point, Rev. BRICK~! at ringside tries to barge his way into the cage, but Angelo Barros standing guard at the cage door will have none of it.

A brief argument ensues, which quickly leads to Barros ejecting BRICK~! from the ringside area. Meanwhile, a bloody and outraged Sean has locked Liam into a rear naked chokehold. Just as Liam’s about to fade, Nigel charges in to break it up. Sean spots it, letting go of Liam just in time to plant Nigel with a DDT. Sean then pulls Nigel up by the hair and powerbombs him … and Zed hits The Answer!

Zed goes for the cover, but Mel isn’t counting! Mel reminds Zed that Sean is the legal man. Meanwhile, Sean has already spotted this opening as his chance to climb out of the ring. Before either realizes what has happened, Sean is already at the top of the cage. Zed makes the quick audible and scrambles to the side of the cage, urging Sean to finish his escape.

The crowd is on its feet as Zed begins his climb, but just before he can reach the peak of the proverbial mountain, he feels a tug on his pants from Liam. Now it’s Zed’s turn to take a ride on the electric chair, and Liam drops Zed unceremoniously on the top turnbuckle before he makes a sickening thud to the mat.

A groggy Zed tries to regain his footing, but Nigel knees him in the head to deter that progress. Nigel scoops up Zed … PILEDRIVER! Nigel covers, one, two, NO! Zed kicks out!

Zed tries to shake off the cobwebs, but Nigel quickly pulls up Zed by the tights … German suplex, but Zed rolls through! Zed with the roll-up, one, two, NO! Liam is there to break it up!

Zed quickly scrambles to his feet, staggering Liam with a dropkick before hitting the ropes … RAISE UP! Liam tumbles over the ropes and crashes into the cage. Zed turns around to return his focus to Nigel, who connects with a stiff right hand! Zed crumples to the mat while Nigel tosses something aside, Mel Creech completely unaware.

Nigel lifts up Zed for one more piledriver, and there’s absolutely no resistance from Zed. Piledriver, cover, one, two, three!

Your winners (16:22; pinfall) and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions, Legion!

As the cage is raised, Legion is presented with the championship belts and Zed is pulled out of the ring. Boos rain down from the rafters as Nigel and Liam raise each other's arms in celebration and their music plays once more, "The Halls of Fear" feeling incredibly apropos with the newfound state of the tag team division.

As the celebration continues in the ring, Sean watches on helplessly as medical personnel tend to Zed.

• OOWF World Championship*: Lexie Darling (c) vs. Bridget O’Malley
*interference of any sort will result in immediate termination of OOWF employment
“Crown on the Ground (but Sung by The One-Notes)” pierces through the arena as Bridget is led out in a Gracie train by Carrie and Harper. Bridget, in a pink fighting robe, takes jabs at air when in the ring, doffing the hood from her robe to reveal a confident smile. “Radioactive” interrupts as Lexie walks to the ring, looking only at Bridget and paying no mind to The One-Notes as she steps into the ring before heading to each corner to hold the championship up high. As The One-Notes try to intimidate Lexie, Bridget catches sight of Mac Flasher and Sandra Fallon atop the entrance ramp. With Bridget frantically pointing out Mac and Sandra’s presence, Alexander Darling busts through the pair before pointing toward the back, implying that he’ll take things from here. Lexie uneasily watches the proceedings while match official Angelo Barros takes a can of spray paint to draw a box for The One-Notes to stay in, at the risk of ejection from ringside. Alexander pulls up a chair beside the announce table, batting the can from Barros’ hand, motioning that he will not leave this spot unless The One-Notes move from their spot.

Barros rolls into the ring, brings the two together and explains the stakes as the two women do not break their stare, even when Barros shows the belt to both combatants. Barros signals for the bell as the two go nose to nose with Bridget shoving Lexie first, only to be pushed back by Lexie’s return shove. Bridget retaliates with a quick punch to the stomach and a bodyslam attempt, only for Lexie to reverse into a hurricanrana that sends Bridget to the floor. Lexie tries a dive, but Bridget yanks her off the apron and then slams her into the ringside stairs. Bridget rolls Lexie back in and starts working her over with forearms and then a backbreaker with Bridget holding on and pressing on Lexie’s chin as she’s arched over the challenger’s knee. That gets 2 on the pinfall try as Bridget confidently asks for a knuckle lock. Lexie gets the upper hand and then connects on a springboard DDT to break free. Lexie takes a breather on the apron, but eats a dropkick that sends her into the barricade.

Back in the ring and Bridget locks in a bridging hammerlock that Lexie fights out of, so Bridget nails Lexie with a running knee and ties her into the tree of woe. Bridget charges, but misses Lexie who pulls herself up into a seated position on top of the turnbuckles. Bridget regroups with Carrie and Harper, who stay inside the lines while Lexie keeps a wary eye on Alexander. Bridget and The One-Notes discuss strategy as Lexie dives in off the post into all three members of Harmony, causing Carrie and Harper to spill out of the designated standing area. Barros ejects The One-Notes, who plead their case to argue that Lexie’s dive pushed them out. Barros ignores the argument and points to the back as almost every fan in the building points in the same direction.

Bridget, who is apoplectic, steps into the ring and is brought down by a headscissors and then a somersault plancha that surprises even Lexie as Barros counts 2.5. Lexie goes up with a moonsault that hits knees as Bridget pops up and drills Lexie with a powerbomb for 2. Bridget charges a woozy Lexie, but eats turnbuckle as Lexie sidesteps her at the last second. Lexie tries a charm of her own, but runs straight into an O’Mallet. Bridget goes to the apron and tries an over-the-ropes elbow drop, but misses. Lexie goes up, but Bridget shoves Lexie off the ropes as the two battle on the apron and eventually the floor. Lexie wins the fistfight and rams Bridget’s head into the post before sending her back into the ring. Once in the ring, Lexie grabs Bridget’s leg and drives her knee into the mat repeatedly before locking in a half-crab. Bridget works her way to the ropes, but Lexie keeps hold of Bridget’s leg and winds her into a Darling Clutch with a flip-over bridge, giving Bridget nowhere to go. Bridget rakes the eyes to escape as Lexie falls on the mat beside her, prompting Barros to start a 10 count that gets to 6 before Bridget crawls to her feet. Lexie grabs Bridget’s arm and pulls her into an inside cradle that gets 2. Bridget pops up and stomps away at Lexie, but gets caught as Lexie pulls Bridget down into a heel hook. Bridget kicks her way out with her free leg and stumbles into Barros, who falls backward and hits his head off of the turnbuckle before falling in a heap.

Lexie and Bridget each see Barros down on the mat as Lexie tries to make her way toward the official, while Bridget motions toward the back as The One-Notes reemerge. They don’t get too far until they’re intercepted by Mac and Sandra as a brawl erupts on the ramp with security pouring out to break it up. Through the yellow shirts busts Kylie Mignolio with a chair in hand as she marches quickly to the ring. Kylie rolls into the ring and is about to unload on an unaware Bridget, only for the chair to be halted by Josie, who pleads with Kylie to not give up her career to do such a thing. Kylie sighs and hands Josie the chair before walking away only for Bridget to turn around and grab it from Josie. As Bridget spins around with Josie shrieking, Alexander leaves his chair and grabs the steel chair from Bridget, making sure to not lay a hand on her, but also ensuring that Bridget cannot use the foreign object. As Lexie is still tending to Barros, a dark-clothed figure runs in from the crowd and blasts Lexie with a blackjack. Lexie falls back as Bridget scrambles to make a cover. While this is happening, three men in similar clothing pull Alexander from the ring and work him over. With Bridget on Lexie, Barros makes an excruciatingly slow count, getting to 3, stunning everyone, even Bridget.

Your winner (pinfall, 23:50), and NEW OOWF WORLD CHAMPION, Bridget O’Malley!

Afterward, Bridget runs to the timekeeper’s table to grab the championship, clutching it tight as the first person unmasks to reveal Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. … The two Western Pennsylvanians hug while the other three break away from a downed Alexander before unmasking to reveal themselves as Roderick Strong, Matt Taven and Mike Bennett.

Carrie and Harper join the Britt-Bridget celebration while Mac, Sandra and now Kylie fight off Undisputed Kingdom as Josie stands in the ring wondering what she has just caused. Britt steps away from Harmony to walk over to Lexie as she’s just coming to to shout, “SEE YOU NEXT MONTH!”

The camera cuts back to Bridget as she is still clutching the championship with the biggest smile on her face while The One-Notes do their best to shield her from the garbage being tossed her way as the feed fades out.