[DrMcAwesome]

OOWF Saturday Slam – March 23, 2024
LIVE! from Tulsa, Oklahoma

• Non-title match: Bridget O’Malley vs. Annie Horvath

• OOWF Intercontinental Championship: Katie Bardoor (c) vs. Beverly Cambridge

• The One-Notes vs. Alexander Darling and Lexie Darling

• Mac Flasher vs. Angie Delpetro

• Zed, Sean Franklin and Awesome Bill From Dawsonville vs. Legion and Pete Quick

• Sandra Fallon and Lucharilla vs. The Battling Baristas

• Kylie Mignolio, PORK, Meredith “Beans” Samuels and The Brothers Mangyuniku vs. The Electric Company, Rory Thomas, Ona Jones and Justin Sane

• The Woodsmen vs. The Chili Bowlers

Card subject to Lucharilla running out of bananas

[Fire-Babe]

Firewoman walks in to her office, after being a way for quite some time. She checks and finds no water in the foo-foo coffee machine. She takes the container to the private bathroom, then comes back with water. She gets that going and then sees the plants are looking a little dry. She sighs, annoyed, takes the watering can, goes BACK to the bathroom...

As she walks out Shizuru coems in.

SMM: You're back!!!

FW: Yes....what happened to my plants?

SMM: I... uh forgot?

FW: If I have to replace them, it's coming out of your salary.

SMM: So...how was vacation?

FW: Heh, some vacation. Getting my DDP Yoga recertification was like bootcamp from hell, mostly because of Page's RELENTLESSLY positive attitude at all hours, and no-coffee policy. Which--

SMM: You found a work around.

FW: Of course. THEN there was still more disappointment selling the house in New Orleans. I don't know what it is.

SMM: Ghost band?

FW: Nah, the last few people looking WANTED the ghost band. I don't know.... if I didn't know better, I'd think that someone was messing up the deals.

SMM: You should have Lucky look into it.

FW: Good idea....THEN I went to check out the new trainees and Chad and Zane's place. Good bunch. Oh, I sent one of the graduates up here for a look-see....

SMM: Have you been watching?

FW: No?

SMM: *sigh* Well, you've missed it, but Bridget O'Malley won a belt and has challenged you to a match.

FW: Oh?

SMM: She says you have until April 6 to decide.

FW: Oh. She's in charge now?

SMM: Well, uh....

FW: Did you promote her to management and administration while I was gone?

SMM: No....

FW: Well, then.

SMM: We have... a new wrestler....

FW: Yes, I--

SMM: It's a gorilla.

FW: She's not a gorilla.

SMM: I thought you didn't watch?

FW: No, but that's what I was trying to tell you. New graduate I sent... likes to wear a gorilla suit and a luchador mask thus

FW/SMM: Lucharilla.

SMM: Of course.

FW: How'd she do?

Before Shizuru could answer the phone starts ringing, and the cappucino is finished, so Fire turns her attention to both of those.

[L!zz~]

*we fade into the long unseen compound. Beverly is at her desk staring at her computer monitor, Zed is behind her looking a little ..shaken..upset..."

"Maybe it's wrong.." Zed said.
Beverly sighed "I highly doubt it, these tests are accurate..and it all makes sense." Zed nodded, clearing his throat as the door opened. Kylie entered, she saw their expressions. "Oh the test results are in? What did they say?"

Kylie approached the desk, and noting Zed's expression she sat. "So..the test is positive.."

Beverly nodded, spinning her monitor around for Kylie to read. "We will have to make an appointment as soon as possible."

Kylie sat back as Beverly printed everything. Zed started to pace a bit.

Beverly watched him for a moment than turned to her sister. "We need to figure this out. " The two sisters just communicated silently as Zed paused his pacing. He sort of hated when they did that, but he took a closer look at them and noticed, not for the first time, how tired they were. It was rare moments they let the facade fall and he could see past the armor. It had become easier with Bev due to their relationship, but still...tricky..

He was the man of the compound, he reminded himself. Technically anyway he thought briefly. Time to step up. The past two weeks had been rough with Josie down with a mystery virus had has left her sicker than they ever saw her before. "I'll tell her" he said. The two women looked at him.

"We can all be there of course but it's best coming from me" Zed continued. "If she is going to have to be on medication, and possible surgery, she needs serious Tio and she will be less argumentative and scared if that's what she gets."

Kylie nodded as did Bev "We should talk to the rest of the house first and I'll call Shiz to pull me from the show." Bev spoke up "Let's not jump there yet, we can give him a heads up but we have a lot of support here. Let's see if Spencer and Ashley would mind Watching her and we can make a plan going forward. We can drop out if we need too. Let's go talk to Josie.."

Kylie rose "I think I'll text Opus to see if he can spend a few days." She wasn't even phased by saying she was asking a penguin to come for an extended visit. "I'll text Fire as well to let her know why I'm asking."

Zed nodded as he went to open the door for the sisters "I think we should also discuss asking my Mom to come help. We can't all take off at once. But Josie comes first."

The sisters agreed as they headed to Josie's room.

(Fade)

[DrMcAwesome]

*the scene and INVISIBLE NINJA CAMERA find BRIDGET O’MALLEY laying on a yoga mat outside the SPIN HANSEN Memorial Training Center when PETE QUICK approaches. BRIDGET, taking a break between high-intensity sessions inside the training center doesn’t notice PETE right away as she scrolls through her phone*

PETE: “I have to admit, I didn’t think it’d be you.”

BRIDGET: “Wait. You thought that I wouldn’t be here as YOUR OOWF world champion?”

PQ: “Oh no. That part I don’t care about until it’s me carrying that championship and ending this company for for good, but stopping OOWF cold … I admire how quickly you tanked the business here. Brav-fucking-o.”

BO’M: “Excuse me? I tanked this business? Oh no, you must have mistaken me for someone such as Mac Flasher.”

PQ: “Flasher would be a guy who I’d expect to ruin this place, but you … Holy hell, O’Malley. You win that belt and suddenly shows are late to air and we’re two shows behind. You are making my quest way too easy.”

BO’M *now standing and staring directly at PETE*: “Hold up. You come to me and blame me for this unexpected hiatus that the company took?”

PQ: “I’m not blaming you. I’m crediting you. You’re missing the point. I came here to rid this place of Jack Quinn, which I did. Now I’m here to rid the world of this godforsaken company and some of the people he held dear. You, traipsing around with your choir girls, winning the championship from Lexie just totally killed the buzz around this place. Probably chopped a good year off of the time I need to get the plug pulled around here.”

BO’M *now red-faced*: “Motherfucker! You listen here. I bled buckets to hold that title. I poured my life into winning that championship. I am a champion that people can look up to. A champion that earned the 10 pounds of gold that I carry. I am the best fucking thing this company can offer its viewers and I have the belt to prove it. To stand there and tell me that I’m the reason why it’s been a month since OOWF has been on the air is your quickest way to a funeral; your own. You weren’t on my radar before, but …” *BRIDGET clenches her fists and gets in a square-up stance* 

PQ *putting his hands out in a beg-off motion*: “Whoa. I came here to praise your work and this is the thanks I get? This company is full of psychos.”

*PETE continues on his initial path as BRIDGET makes a call on her phone. Faint ringing can be heard until a VOICE greets the calling BRIDGET*

BO’M: “Sizzlechest … Forget Firewoman. I have a new person who I’ll victimize in my first defense when we start to do shows again …”

*BRIDGET continues on her phone call with SHIZURU-MUNE MANGYUNIKU-COX as the scene fades*