[Chris Eco]

(1) Batman and Robin



vs.

(9) House of the Dead




Voting closes Friday Noon.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'm voting for the bad sequel.

[Chris Eco]

Whoa! Stop with the swamping! May I remind you all how much House of the Dead sucked?

[Evil Scotty]

HotD did give us Erica Durance NSFW and NSFW.

[Lori]

Invoke your hot chick factor or whatever for Uma, because HotD needs to win this. I need to see at least 2 of my 3 worst go on, since you guys wouldn't let me have Day After Tomorrow.

[Krydor]

Batman and Robin had some of the biggest stars and one of the biggest budgets, yet still managed to be utter crap with no redeeming value.

Boll movies are made on a 6 pack of beer and a line of coke for the stars past their prime.

[williamssl]

krydor said:

Batman and Robin had some of the biggest stars and one of the biggest budgets, yet still managed to be utter crap with no redeeming value.

Boll movies are made on a 6 pack of beer and a line of coke for the stars past their prime.

I love this review. I had to read it a couple times to figure out what Krydor voted for. And even then I'm not 100% sure. But it was damn entertaining to read.

[Chris Eco]

Next time I go to the movies, I'm getting Lori's opinion first, since I agree with her on nearly all of her votes in this showdown. (Though Van Helsing v. Cat in the Hat is darn close)

[Krydor]

Who did I vote for? I voted for nipples on a batsuit.

[Lucky]

IF BATMAN AND ROBIN BEATS HOUSE OF THE DEAD MKID IS BANNING SOMEONE!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Exactly. It will be a COLD day in hell before I let you all continue to disrespect Mr. Freeze.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

That line was better than anything in B&R.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

What do you mean. Arnie was full of cheesy lines in that movie. I'm sure Uma got her fair share also. I hated all the good guys in the film but I fail to call that movie an all out disaster because the villains still entertained me. Far less entertained then the first 3 movies but still enough for some value.

[Batman]

metallikid said:

What do you mean. Arnie was full of cheesy lines in that movie.

Exactly. That's why it sucked so much. We geeks don't want Mr. Freeze spouting cheesy lines. Mr. Freeze should say things like, "in my nightmares I see my Nora behind the glass begging to me with frozen eyes. How I've longed to see that look frozen on you!" Not, "you're not sending ME to the cool-ah!"

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Stop being so damn geeky. The Adam West Batman series was VERY campy. Take the movie for what it was. Batman Forever was also campy so you knew what to expect.

[Stu]

The Adam West series was considered to be pretty faithfull to less dark and more silly nature of the Batman comics of that time though, so it gets a pass. And it was actually often quite funny and entertaining the way it was played, while Batman and Robin was just done with no irony whatsoever.

[salmonjunkie]

Lets.... kick some ICE!

[Lucky]

The West series was also in its own world where the Schumacher Batman movies were put in the same place as Burton's. And when you went from one to the other it was a major mind fuck. Adam West and Christian Bale don't really get compared to each other. They're different interpretations of Batman. But Schumacher picked up where Burton left off and took it into this silly direction.

Wait, I mean VOTE HOUSE OF THE DEAD.

[Batman]

metallikid said:

Stop being so damn geeky.

I yam what I yam.

[creepy]

Although both movies suck a shit ton of ass, I'll throw HotD a bone. Basically because it's losing.

[Chris Eco]

Locked. Batman wins. You all suck.