Hot Chicks 2.5: The Better Half of Balling
Nov 22, 2008 16:52:44 GMT -5
Post by Lucky on Nov 22, 2008 16:52:44 GMT -5
So how about a little warmup? Since the wives of athletes are off the books then how about we give them a little showing here? 8 sports, 8 wives, 3 days. We'll burn through this baby before Thanksgiving so that when you carve the turkey you can give thanks for whichever sport came away with the hottest wife.
And someone remind me in March that I have a Hot Chicks 3.5 already thought up.
Who shall be participating in this? One lady representing each sport. That means you'll have plenty of room to yell at me for women missed and to post their pictures. Especially since I'm going mainstream on this even if I think Mrs. Kotsay or Mrs. Damon blows Mrs. Benson out of the water. So Monday I'll set up the 1st round (which will end Monday night) but for now lets look at our representatives.
Basketball - Mrs. Eva Longoria: The NBA's not messing around. While Hall of Famers like Kobe Bryant and Jason Kidd can sports some smoking wives they all had to concede this spot to the star of Desperate Housewives and wife of that little French dude Tony Parker.
Baseball - Mrs. Anna Benson: More famous than her husband and probably more talented (at least on the pole) we have the wife of former Met Kris Benson. Some day I'm sure she'll write a book about sleeping with half the men in baseball, so really, she's representing everyone.
Golf - Mrs. Elin Nordegren - Tiger Woods truly does live the American dream complete with marrying an amazing Swedish beauty. And like Tiger is the standard bearer his wife will carry the banner proudly.
Soccer - Mrs. Cheryl Tweedy - I'm skipping over Posh Spice on the grounds that she's scary looking these days and moving on. Unfortunately I don't know a single other soccer player in the world than Beckham. So apparently some guy named Ashley Cole plays soccer and apparently his wife is not only a member of some pop group called Girls Aloud but is hot. Go figure.
Football - Mrs. Carmella DeCesare - While we may remember her as the runner up of some WWE Diva Search this Playboy model is apparently married to Jeff Garcia. How about that? Saves me the hassle of using that Destiny's Child chick married to Roy Williams.
Hockey - Mrs. Willa Ford - A failed pop star, actress, and TV personality Willa Ford did apparently succeed in marrying Mike Modano. Yay for her? Either way I'm taking her instead of any number of Soviet chicks I've never heard of but who I'm sure are very hot.
Racing - Mrs. Ingrid Vandebosch - Yes, I'm counting it as a sport. Deal with it. Apparently this Belgian supermodel is married to Jeff Gordon. I've heard of him!
Tennis - Mrs. Bridgette Wilson - Here's something I didn't know. Pete Sampras is married to this chick! You remember her from such classics as Mortal Kombat and Billy Madison.
And someone remind me in March that I have a Hot Chicks 3.5 already thought up.
Who shall be participating in this? One lady representing each sport. That means you'll have plenty of room to yell at me for women missed and to post their pictures. Especially since I'm going mainstream on this even if I think Mrs. Kotsay or Mrs. Damon blows Mrs. Benson out of the water. So Monday I'll set up the 1st round (which will end Monday night) but for now lets look at our representatives.
Basketball - Mrs. Eva Longoria: The NBA's not messing around. While Hall of Famers like Kobe Bryant and Jason Kidd can sports some smoking wives they all had to concede this spot to the star of Desperate Housewives and wife of that little French dude Tony Parker.
Baseball - Mrs. Anna Benson: More famous than her husband and probably more talented (at least on the pole) we have the wife of former Met Kris Benson. Some day I'm sure she'll write a book about sleeping with half the men in baseball, so really, she's representing everyone.
Golf - Mrs. Elin Nordegren - Tiger Woods truly does live the American dream complete with marrying an amazing Swedish beauty. And like Tiger is the standard bearer his wife will carry the banner proudly.
Soccer - Mrs. Cheryl Tweedy - I'm skipping over Posh Spice on the grounds that she's scary looking these days and moving on. Unfortunately I don't know a single other soccer player in the world than Beckham. So apparently some guy named Ashley Cole plays soccer and apparently his wife is not only a member of some pop group called Girls Aloud but is hot. Go figure.
Football - Mrs. Carmella DeCesare - While we may remember her as the runner up of some WWE Diva Search this Playboy model is apparently married to Jeff Garcia. How about that? Saves me the hassle of using that Destiny's Child chick married to Roy Williams.
Hockey - Mrs. Willa Ford - A failed pop star, actress, and TV personality Willa Ford did apparently succeed in marrying Mike Modano. Yay for her? Either way I'm taking her instead of any number of Soviet chicks I've never heard of but who I'm sure are very hot.
Racing - Mrs. Ingrid Vandebosch - Yes, I'm counting it as a sport. Deal with it. Apparently this Belgian supermodel is married to Jeff Gordon. I've heard of him!
Tennis - Mrs. Bridgette Wilson - Here's something I didn't know. Pete Sampras is married to this chick! You remember her from such classics as Mortal Kombat and Billy Madison.
