[Lucky]

Into the even 8vs9. At 8 we have the proprietor of Daddy Monkey Lives and one of the original of the Gay Love Triangle, Angstboy. At 9 we have our resident steroid enthusiast and hopeful Lance Storm protege, Riot Act. Who comes out on top? Who advances? I'm tired so I'm not even going to try and tell a joke. Look at the pretty picture.

Angstboy vs Riot Act

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Raffs or roids? I vote raffs.

[BTR]

What is the Daddymonkey holding? I piece of cajun chicken?

[DevSop]

I think it's supposed to be a cigar.

[Lucky]

Its supposed to be a slapjack.

I dunno. I was trying to have variety with the weapons and a slapjack seemed right for that Daddy Monkey logo.

[Demko]

Is that a tampon coming out of Riot's ass?

MTA: Nevermind, I get it now.

[creepy]

Angstboy's funny. Riot gets mad easy.


I vote Angstboy.

[Batman]

I hate DML and their damn showdown-rip-off cartoon character tournaments, but I hate Lance Storm more.

So... Brad, I guess.

[Stu]

Angstboy, even if I do find that depiction of him kinda racist...

[Riot Act]

Damn, I didn't know we were doing a PotY showdown and I certainly didn't know that I was in it. Getting walloped in the first round hurts, though.

And fuck you, Creepy, I don't get mad easily.

Also, I keep telling you people that I don't use steroids.

[salmonjunkie]

Yeah, we've heard it all before, Mark McGwire.

[creepy]

Jan 14, 2009 17:47:27 GMT -5 Riot Act said:

And fuck you, Creepy, I don't get mad easily.

That's kinda funny.

[Riot Act]

Jan 14, 2009 18:52:14 GMT -5 salmonjunkie said:

Yeah, we've heard it all before, Mark McGwire.

Christ, at least compare me to someone who can hit. Bonds, Palmiero, anyone but that useless pile of suck. 500 HR doesn't mean fuck all when you have three times as many SO.

Jan 14, 2009 20:09:19 GMT -5 creepy said:

Jan 14, 2009 17:47:27 GMT -5 Riot Act said:

And fuck you, Creepy, I don't get mad easily.

That's kinda funny.

I've never really had a knack for comedy posting, but I try.

[Lucky]

Maaaan. Its people like you that have Adam Dunn unemployed. I'm gonna retract my vote of Angst just so I can vote for you just so I can retract my vote and vote for Angst. Because that just made me sad.

You don't want a 1.000 OPS on your team I'll be glad to take. He can strike out 6 out of 10 times as long as he's getting on base those other 4 and killing the ball every time he makes contact.

[Fire-Babe]

Voting for Riot b/c he takes all the ribbing about steroid use in stride.

[Riot Act]

Jan 15, 2009 0:20:53 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Maaaan. Its people like you that have Adam Dunn unemployed. I'm gonna retract my vote of Angst just so I can vote for you just so I can retract my vote and vote for Angst. Because that just made me sad.

Really? I thought you were one of the 5 people that actually voted for me over Angst. Ouch, my feelings.

And Dunn fucking sucks. Ricciardi basically saying the same thing is one of the only things he's done that I agree with since he took over the Jays in '01.

Oh, and Fire, my vote total still says 5.

[DevSop]

Pink hat wearing, steroid taking homos should thank the heavens they got 5 votes. Now shush. Men are talking.

[Tommy]

Jan 15, 2009 16:18:56 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Pink hat wearing, steroid taking homos should thank the heavens they got 5 votes. Now shush. Men are talking.

Enjoy the exalt. I don't give them out often.

[Lucky]

Riot and JP are dumb at baseball.

[Tommy]

Jan 15, 2009 16:43:05 GMT -5 Lucky said:

Riot and JP are dumb at baseball.

Don't bother, Lucky.

He's a Blue Jays AND Red Sox fan.


Yeah. One of those.

[Lucky]

Wait, what?! He roots for 2 teams in the same division?! That's it... I'm doing it again! Retracting my vote for Angst, voting for Riot, JUST so I can switch my votes!

Maaaan... I like you, Riot, but you're pushing it!

[Riot Act]

No, no, no. If you're Canadian you're allowed to do that.

And my teams are the Sox and Mets, so piss off.

[Jack Quinn]

a METS fan? Oh you poor fool

[Fire-Babe]

Jan 15, 2009 12:45:59 GMT -5 Riot Act said:

Oh, and Fire, my vote total still says 5.

That's because I am old and incompetent with these internets. I couldn't remember if I had voted for you or angstboy, so I retracted my vote, and then revoted.

[Riot Act]

Jan 15, 2009 16:18:56 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Pink hat wearing, steroid taking homos should thank the heavens they got 5 votes. Now shush. Men are talking.

For the last time, I have never EVER worn a pink hat.