"When I get around to it" Rant
Oct 6, 2006 13:28:34 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Oct 6, 2006 13:28:34 GMT -5
ok, I will try to come up with ta decent rant every week. Its not always easy, THESE THINGS DON'T GROW ON TREES GUYS! 
ok, let's see, we have the Phillies being eliminated, that doesn't bother me too much, I thought they were done at the trading deadline and they proved me wrong. So, not much of a rant there.
Monday night football, the Eagles kicked the shit out of the Packers, so I can't complain too much there either. Theisman is a douchebag and he just fucking annoys me. Korny tries to bring the humor, and the other guy doesn't say shit. But Korny can say something funny and Theisman just flies right over it and doesn't acknowledge it. Fuck him. I think LT took his sense of humor along with his femur.
Ok, so Tuesday, nothing much, boring History of Hinduism class, this class just blows. The prof - who I believe I am older than - spends 90% of the class letting us lead the discussion, then 10% trying to explain the new stuff. Well guess what chuckles, it ain't working. I didn't pay $3000 to sit around with other people who are just as clueless as I am and let them try and figure out the class. You are the teacher, YOU fucking tell me what I should know
And that brings me to Wednesday. Colonial History class, same fucking thing, only it is 99% class discussion. I'm sorry but this is bullshit. Oh, and I am getting pretty sick of wordy history wanks who write wordy pretentious books. Half the shit I read, it takes you ten fucking pages to make a point that could be made in 2 fucking paragraphs. Look pal, I know you are smart, you got a PhD and you are writing a book, so I get that you are a clever little man, but can we stop with the vocabulary masturbation? You are not impressing me, you are fucking boring me to tears. Get the fuck over yourself and get to the point.
Speaking of school, I finish this semseter. Yay for me, now I can be one of those history wonks. Now, I have to take Comps in both European history - my major and US history - my minor. I got the US part set up, more on that in a minute. The problem is, I can't find anyone to do the Euro one, and it is starting to piss me off that no one is returning emails. Just my future here guys, no reason for you to be concerned. Ok, so back to the US comp. I get a reading list from the prof, and now, silly me, I assume the comp will cover the US history I have learned at this fine institution of higher learning. No. There is shit on there about Vietnam, the 80's and the Gulf War. Not only was I not taught ANYTHING about any of that at EMU, they don't even OFFER any classes on ANY of that. SO I am supposed to do outside work, to take your test, so I can get a piece of paper telling me EMU thinks I am clever, even though they didn't teach me the stuff I am supposed to know? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO
Fuck the Yankees on general principle. And Fuck Yankee fans. They panned around the stadium and I swear I just wanted to punch dozens of them in the face, especially the cocksucker wearing a yankees hat and alime green polo shirt with the collar popped. What a douche (sorry if that was you Lucky) And I hate your jersies, fuck Yankee pinstripes, they look like pajama shirts. For that matter, fuck the Phillies and their pinstripes. Pinstripes suck.
Fuck the Mets as well, I hate them so much, and I know somewhere Solly is loving life. Fuck them, fuck them hard, and fuck the Padres and Dodgers for sucking a fat dick and having us on the brink of a Mets-Cards NLCS
Fuck Michael Vick, I don't care how many games the falcons win, you are an overrated piece of shit
Fuck the Eagles collapse against the Giants, the Giants should be 0-3. Fuck Eli, Fuck Shockey, and fuck those stupid red and white jersies they were wearing in Seattle, they looked like dog shit.
Ok, I think that brings us up to speed
ok, let's see, we have the Phillies being eliminated, that doesn't bother me too much, I thought they were done at the trading deadline and they proved me wrong. So, not much of a rant there.
Monday night football, the Eagles kicked the shit out of the Packers, so I can't complain too much there either. Theisman is a douchebag and he just fucking annoys me. Korny tries to bring the humor, and the other guy doesn't say shit. But Korny can say something funny and Theisman just flies right over it and doesn't acknowledge it. Fuck him. I think LT took his sense of humor along with his femur.
Ok, so Tuesday, nothing much, boring History of Hinduism class, this class just blows. The prof - who I believe I am older than - spends 90% of the class letting us lead the discussion, then 10% trying to explain the new stuff. Well guess what chuckles, it ain't working. I didn't pay $3000 to sit around with other people who are just as clueless as I am and let them try and figure out the class. You are the teacher, YOU fucking tell me what I should know
And that brings me to Wednesday. Colonial History class, same fucking thing, only it is 99% class discussion. I'm sorry but this is bullshit. Oh, and I am getting pretty sick of wordy history wanks who write wordy pretentious books. Half the shit I read, it takes you ten fucking pages to make a point that could be made in 2 fucking paragraphs. Look pal, I know you are smart, you got a PhD and you are writing a book, so I get that you are a clever little man, but can we stop with the vocabulary masturbation? You are not impressing me, you are fucking boring me to tears. Get the fuck over yourself and get to the point.
Speaking of school, I finish this semseter. Yay for me, now I can be one of those history wonks. Now, I have to take Comps in both European history - my major and US history - my minor. I got the US part set up, more on that in a minute. The problem is, I can't find anyone to do the Euro one, and it is starting to piss me off that no one is returning emails. Just my future here guys, no reason for you to be concerned. Ok, so back to the US comp. I get a reading list from the prof, and now, silly me, I assume the comp will cover the US history I have learned at this fine institution of higher learning. No. There is shit on there about Vietnam, the 80's and the Gulf War. Not only was I not taught ANYTHING about any of that at EMU, they don't even OFFER any classes on ANY of that. SO I am supposed to do outside work, to take your test, so I can get a piece of paper telling me EMU thinks I am clever, even though they didn't teach me the stuff I am supposed to know? I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO
Fuck the Yankees on general principle. And Fuck Yankee fans. They panned around the stadium and I swear I just wanted to punch dozens of them in the face, especially the cocksucker wearing a yankees hat and alime green polo shirt with the collar popped. What a douche (sorry if that was you Lucky) And I hate your jersies, fuck Yankee pinstripes, they look like pajama shirts. For that matter, fuck the Phillies and their pinstripes. Pinstripes suck.
Fuck the Mets as well, I hate them so much, and I know somewhere Solly is loving life. Fuck them, fuck them hard, and fuck the Padres and Dodgers for sucking a fat dick and having us on the brink of a Mets-Cards NLCS
Fuck Michael Vick, I don't care how many games the falcons win, you are an overrated piece of shit
Fuck the Eagles collapse against the Giants, the Giants should be 0-3. Fuck Eli, Fuck Shockey, and fuck those stupid red and white jersies they were wearing in Seattle, they looked like dog shit.
Ok, I think that brings us up to speed
