[docx]

I am a filthy Goya, but I am also a sensitive filthy Goya. To prove it, I want to be the first to wish Solly and any other homo Joo bastards on the board a fine, happy Passover.
L'Chaim!
(And thanks for Easter.)

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Thanks doc... when we officially take over, I will have your gentile life spared.

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[Loki]

So what does Solly do for Easter, anyway? Throw eggs at churches? Drive down the road with a giant bullhorn mounted to the top of his car stating "Kids! The Easter Bunny is NOT REAL!"?

No, really - what do you do for Easter? One of the Jewish guys I used to work with had little kids, so his family did the whole "Easter Bunny" thing (Note: he was a lapsed Jewish, like the Catholic-Easter Only Catholics) whereas another Jewish guy (without kids) thought that what the first Jewish guy did was borderline blasphemous.

[Deleted]

As a born-and-raised Catholic who went to Catholic school most of his life (which I'm sure explains a LOT about myself), when IS Easter this year, anyway?!?

[Loki]

This coming Sunday. I'm guessing Easter ain't a big deal in the Gator household....

[Deleted]

Ah.

Why'd they schedule Easter on the same day as the Masters?

The Pope must be a Nazi.

[williamssl]

Or the PGA people are Jooooo's

[Deleted]

No, gotta be Nazi-Pope.

[williamssl]

I do think there's a greater precedent for Jooo's taking over things than for Nazi Popes. That said, you're right.

[williamssl]

I stand corrected on the precedent thing. A quick google of "nazi pope" reveals a lot of stuff. Like this.

[Deleted]

Told ya so.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

loki said:

So what does Solly do for Easter, anyway?

Nothing, it's just another Sunday for me. I laugh at you suckers, uhh Catholics with this whole lent thing.

[williamssl]

Tell me about it.

"Dude your forehead is so fucking dirty!!!"

"Um...it's Ash Wednesday"

"And...?"

"We Catholics put ashes on our foreheads to symbolize...."

"You mean you did that on purpose?"

"Yes"

"Ahahahahahahahaha"

[Loki]

Do not laugh at the Catholic Church. Especially you, you evil filthy Jew. Battle Pope will FUCK. YOU. UP.






And after killin' Jews, he relaxes with the ladies.

[Chris Eco]

Um....wow.

Exalt? Or Smite? I am at a loss.

Yeah Sol, I gave up music for Lent. Not a great idea in retrospect.

[Courtney]

My senior year of high school, I had a friend give up gum for lent. Not a great idea when you're the guy known for ALWAYS having gum and you get hassled 10 times a day by lazy broke fuckers asking for a piece. (Note: Yes, I was one of those lazy fuckers.)

[Loki]

ecosystem said:

Um....wow.

Exalt? Or Smite? I am at a loss.

I wasn't sure how to react, either. The initial reaction is "Sacrilege!", but I've read other stuff by the writer and it's all been good. I was thinking of getting the first book as a gift for a friend and reading it before I give it to him. Then I can judge if its sacrilegious or not.

[salmonjunkie]

Kirkman writes this? I must read it! He's awesome.

[Loki]

Yep, it's Kirkman. It's one of is earlier things, though, so I'm not expecting it to be as good as Invincible.