[Loki]

I noticed that everyone else gets one, and that your birthday happened a few days ago, and yet no one bothered with one for you!

Thanks! I certainly do appreciate being remembered!

No problem! I mean, even gogo got a shoutout when he joined up, and he hasn't ever bothered to post!

Uhm, yeah. well, I'm sure they were all busy. Things get overlooked, we're all busy - you know how it is.

I'll say! They were all busy wishing Moose a happy birthday!

Yeah.... Moose's birthday....

It's on the same day as yours! And his birthday thread is already three pages long!

Three pages?

Yeah! They must've been so overwhelmed with remembering his birthday him that they completely forgot you!

....

Oh, wait, my mistake! They DID remember your birthday!

Really? I have a birthday thread? I knew they were a swell bunch of guys! They just put it in a different area, right?

Not exactly. Solly did post a funny picture of Optimus Prime for you. Although that was on Friday before your birthday, so that doesn't really count. And Tex posted a picture of a guy having sex with a tailpipe making fun of you. But that was yesterday, and it doesn't actaully wish you a happy birthday. It just says that it was how you spent your birthday. So that doesn't count, either.

Was there anything else?

Let me see.... nope. Nothing. Huh. Looks like everyone here totally forgot about you.

Everyone?

Everyone.

Not one thing?

Nope.

Nothing?

Not even a glimmer of a mention.

Even after all the cartoon showdown work?

You couldn't have been more thoroughly unnoticed if you were invisible. Absolutely nothing - wait a minute!

Whew! I was worried there for a second! Someone did remember!

Today is DevSop's birthday, and they've already started a thread about him!

Hello?

|Loki?

Are you still there?



(this post was composed in honor of Lucky, The Forgotten One)

[williamssl]

I wished you a happy bday on friday in the transformers vs x-men thread when I called shenanigans on you for how that showdown was handled.

Cheesh.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Kerrist, you're like a little bitch with a skinned knee or something. I wished you a happy birthday before I left as well as on OO.

No love for the 4/1 birthday boy who loves his robots in disguise?

Happy Birthday "loki".

[williamssl]

Also, your age/bday is not public so doesn't show up in the little "todays bdays" section.

I only knew about it cuz solly mentioned it to me.

[salmonjunkie]

who?








j/k, happy belated, god of mischief!

[Loki]

;D

I was just playin'. I got the idea from Lucky's "Forgotten/Dissed' rants a while back.