[Lucky]

Vote for TWO cards. Top 2 will advance to 2nd round. Feel free to post your enhanced cards, results, promos, or whatever you'd like to hype your card. Although please limit it to ONE post so as this doesn't become your thread. If you have more to post do it in your own fed thread and link us there.

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BTR's Born to Rassle: The Fed

Announcers: Michael Cole, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Lee Marshall

16 Team Tournament which will see the losers facing off in singles matches on the next card.

Hogan/Warrior v. Yokozuna/Rikishi

Austin/Goldberg v. Lodi/Reese

Chyna/Awesome Kong v. Sable/Luna

D-Lo Brown/Chris Sabin v. Marc Mero/Scotty Riggs

Heartbreak Hotel (Johnny Estrada and Disgraceland) v. Cowboys Orton and Watts

Honky Tonk Man/The Prince (with Paisley) v. Hacksaw Jim Duggan and The Patriot

The Buff Asses (Bagwell and Gunn) v. Tugboat and Lenny Lane (with Ralphus)

Eugene and Santino Marella have a comedy bit that's hilarious and you should totally vote for.

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The Matte Wrestling Federation Single Night Showdown

Card runs from top to bottom

Announcers: Louden Noxious & Gypsy Joe
Ring announcer: Lizzy Valentine

Team America vs. Team Mexico Six-Man Tag Team Match
Team America (Paul London, Billy Kidman & Ricochet) vs. Team Mexico (Aero Star, Laredo Kid & Extreme Tiger)

Taipei Tag Team Match
Ian Rotten & "Flyboy" Rocco Rock vs. Axl Rotten & Johnny Grunge

Matte Wrestling Federation Lightweight Title Match
"The Man That Gravity Forgot" PAC vs. "The Legend of Hiraizumi" Yoshitsune

Matte Wrestling Federation Hardcore Title Death Match
Necro Butcher w/ Nick Gage vs. "Sick" Nick Mondo w/ Sexxxy Eddy

Matte Wrestling Federation Tag Title Hart vs. Hart Match
The Hart Dynasty vs. The Next Generation Hart Foundation

Comedy Filler Triple Threat Tag Team Match
The Super Smash Brothers vs. Los Ice Creams vs. The Olsen Twins

Matte Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Title Match
Jeff Hardy vs. BxB Hulk

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GB's ECW: Extreme Enhancement

Announcers: Bob Uecker and Frank Trigg

SHANE CALLS IT “THE POSSE VS. THE CURTAIN JERKS”
The Mean Street Posse (Rodney & Pete Gas) vs. Simon Diamond & Johnny Swinger

ECW C-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP - FIGHT TO THE FINISH!
Dennis Rodman defends vs. Mr. T
with SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE "The Huntington Beach Bad Boy" Tito Ortiz!

OMG COMEDY MATCH~! - FANS PICK THE WINNER!!!
"Stone Cold" Shark Boy, Shark Girl (Daffney) & Mascarita Sagrada vs. Ernest Miller, Stacy Keibler & Hornswoggle

HOLY SHIT! A MAN VERSUS A FUCKING BEAR!
Armando Alejandro Estrada vs. Terrible Ted, The Wrestling Bear

ECW WORLD JOB TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
The Conquistadors (#1 & #2) defend vs. The Young Stallions (Jim Powers & Paul Roma)

ECW WORLD JOBBERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP
"The Brooklyn Brawler" Steve Lombardi defends vs. Paul Diamond

REFEREE CHALLENGE MATCH!
Earl Hebner vs. "Dangerous" Danny Davis with SPECIAL GUEST REFEREE "Glamour Boy" Shane Sewell!

MAIN EVENT - ARENA WARFARE
Shane McMahon's "Enhancement Army"
Barry Horowitz, The Lightning Express (Tim Horner & Brad Armstrong) & Joey Abs, accompanied by Angela Fong
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Paul Heyman's "Heart of Extreme"
"The Japanese Buzzsaw" Yoshihiri Tajiri, The Pitbulls (#1 & #2) & Stevie Richards, accompanied by Kimona Wanalaya

Featuring Two Very Special Guests:
Marissa Mazolla-McMahon (Guest of Mr. Heyman) and "Joe Millionaire" Evan Marriott (Guest of Mr. McMahon)

[Matte]

Late entry into the comedy filler match to make it a fatal four-way was The Osirian Portal.

[Sportsguy]

Dash and BTR

[Batman]

Torn between Matte and BTR. Results might sway me, (if awesome.)

Also, show me a youtube that demonstrates why BxB Hulk belongs in the ME, that might also sway me, Matte.

[Angle]

BTR and Dash for me

[Batman]

Jul 7, 2009 22:55:30 GMT -5 Batman said:

Torn between Matte and BTR. Results might sway me, (if awesome.)

Also, show me a youtube that demonstrates why BxB Hulk belongs in the ME, that might also sway me, Matte.

Or, perhaps the point is moot.

Just voting for Greg.

[Mr. Dashbee]

If you haven't already read them, the full blown version of my card is here, with results and swerviness. Card 2 will take shape soon (regardless of showdown result).

[Lucky]

BTR's tourney is kind of wacky and I think he's wasting those big talents in the hopes that we hold out long enough to get the matchups we want to see based on his episodic stuff.

GB's fed is what it is. A fun idea that I really liked following but which doesn't really make for good wrestling.

That being said I think bunny is the odd man out for me. He has talent in there between the useless flippers and retard backyarders but the only match I really care to watch is the Hart tag team matchup, which is a nice enough notion but not terribly inspired or original. The rest I just don't care about as it feels like one of those indy fed DVDs I get in a ROH Grab Bag, look at the card, and never watch. And for teh life of me I will not understand why people like these "Lethal Lottery" team notions. Why in the world do I want to see two competent/good tag teams broken up and then thrown into teams that likely don't have near as much chemistry or ability with each other? Tag teams work because the guys know how to work together. Its why I don't like randomly pairing people when the natural good partners were right there. But that Bad Breed/Public Enemy match just bugs me on principle. ANd I don't evenm like either of those teams.

[DevSop]

I went with Matte and GB...because as much as GB's wrestling will be shit, I really don't like BtR's ploy. And besides that, the actual card does nothing for me.

[Batman]

Jul 7, 2009 23:02:41 GMT -5 Batman said:

Jul 7, 2009 22:55:30 GMT -5 Batman said:

Torn between Matte and BTR. Results might sway me, (if awesome.)

Also, show me a youtube that demonstrates why BxB Hulk belongs in the ME, that might also sway me, Matte.

Or, perhaps the point is moot.

Just voting for Greg.

Looks like the point is not moot after all, feel free to try to sway me, Matte.

[Eric O'Mac]

I voted for GB because even with a shitastic lineup, he did a fantastic job of selling me on the storylines.

I know what BTR is going for (and it's something I'm going for too) but his first card is a huge turnoff for me. I tihnk I'd hate a line up of nothing but tag team matches (ironic because of my 5 matches 3 of them are tag team contests) and even though I might want to see the pay off down the line, it might not get to that point.

Then again, Matte's show has a very indy feel, and it's probably not something I'd pay for. Although there are some matches on the card that I like a lot.

I voted for GB and Matte - GB's vote is solid - someone will have to sway me for BTR if they'd like.

[Matte]

I can't find many BxB Hulk videos on YouTube, other than his epic entrance. But I'm making plans for my next show. Results to this show include a Paul London heel turn in the opening match, giving Team Mexico the win. At the end of the show, BxB Hulk is down and Hardy is climbing to the top, then Paul London runs in, jumps to the top, and hits BxB with a SSP, giving him the DQ win. Dev pushed me that extra bit to have Paul London in a higher profile match, so I skipped the Lightweight Title match and put him in the main event for my next show.

Yoshitsune wins the Lightweight Title against PAC with a shooting star senton from the top. Being good guys, they shake hands. At my next show, there's a six-man elimination match. After four guys are eliminated, Lightweight Champion Yoshitsune enters the match and a triple threat for the title begins.

Unfortunately, the Tag Team Title match ends in a double count-out, hyping the rematch at my next show.

Those are some rough plans for now. Things could change.

[Jobber Blitz]

I'm really just not interested in watching any of these 3 cards. There are a few good matches, but always a lot more of suck/guys I've never seen wrestle and everybody assures me they suck around.

[Deadly]

BTR has awesome talent that I think is being improperly used. Matte and Dash.

[Matte]

Here's my opinion of the suck rating of my wrestlers and matches.

Paul London, Billy Kidman & Ricochet vs. Aero Star, Laredo Kid & Extreme Tiger
Paul London is great. Ricochet is half and half, I would say. Kidman is sloppy sloppy. I've only seen a little bit of the other three guys, but everyone says they're botchy flippers. Aero Star at least does some cool looking spots that you may have not seen before, while the other two can do some pretty fun spots, too. All in all, this match will probably be more of a sloppy spotfest to allow London to turn.

Ian Rotten & "Flyboy" Rocco Rock vs. Axl Rotten & Johnny Grunge
I like Ian and Axl in a hardcore situation. Against each other more than with each other, which is why I did the split up. I never much liked Public Enemy, so I'm going to say they suck. But with Ian and Axl helping them, in their own environment, they should look a little better. This is one of the suckier matches on my card, definitely.

"The Man That Gravity Forgot" PAC vs. "The Legend of Hiraizumi" Yoshitsune
Both great flippy guys. Not bad flippy at all. Both men are the cleanest flippers I've ever seen. And they pull off some amazing stuff. Even if you don't like flippy, this pairing will probably be exciting anyway. But feel free to argue that point.

Necro Butcher w/ Nick Gage vs. "Sick" Nick Mondo w/ Sexxxy Eddy
Both great hardcore wrestlers. If you don't like hardcore stuff, then you'll just think they flat out suck. So this one is more of the style of wrestling that you like determining the suck of the wrestlers. If you like hardcore, these are some of the best. If not, they're some of the worst.

The Hart Dynasty vs. The Next Generation Hart Foundation
Great wrestlers all around. Most people here have heard of Jack Evans and Teddy Hart by now. And if you knew them a while back but not recently, they've gotten better all around and can put on a hell of a show.

The Super Smash Brothers vs. Los Ice Creams vs. The Olsen Twins vs. The Osirian Portal
This match is supposed to kind of suck. Most, if not all of the wrestlers in this match really aren't very good. That's why it's after the Tag Team Title match and before the Heavyweight Title match, to calm the crowd down with some lame, yet funny wrestling and showings.

Jeff Hardy vs. BxB Hulk
Both very capable wrestlers, sometimes sloppy. A lot of people will say that Hardy shouldn't be in my main event, or shouldn't be main eventing period. But I think he's shown a lot of ability lately to put himself in the main event, so I did just that. BxB Hulk has a lot of charisma and some of his style reminds me of Hardy's. So I paired the two together because, from what I've seen of both of them, they could bring out the best in each other and put on a great match.

[Lucky]

Just to be clear, I don't hate flippy wrestling or hardcore wrestling. I hate TOO MUCH flippy wrestling and sloppy shit. A guy like London or Hardy can mix up his styles so the flips are high spots, not the match. But if Ricochet is doing double moonsaults in the opening match and Pac is "wowing" me in 3rd match then Hardy and BxB have to top them, and they can't IMO. That's teh problem with high spots. They set a bar for each other. Once you see a moonsault you aren't impressed by a frog splash. Once you see a SSP you aren't impressed by a moonsault. Etc. Its quick burn out.

And I very much like hardcore wrestling with purpose and design, as I'm obviously the guy who booked a NY Street Fight as my ME. But what I hate is mindless retarded backyard light tube and weed whacker hardcore stuff. That shit's just fucking stupid. I don't need to watch Jackass in a wrestling ring. I don't watch Jackass itself. Idiots being idiots doesn't amuse me anymore. It did when I was bunny's age so I'm not scolding him or anything, I'm just past that.

[Matte]

I posted the results from my show in the thread. It really isn't much, but I'm trying to build towards my next show. Sorry for the lazy writing.

[Batman]

Self-deprecate much? It was fine--trying to describe everything move-for-move and word-for-word is what leads to "still working on it a year later."

You won over my vote--for this round anyhow.

[BTR]

I'm just jumping in here for a minute--hope to get to everyone's shows tomorrow afternoon--but I'll just throw out a few things. One, Dev called this a "ploy," which I suppose is kind of accurate but it's not like I'm not going to reveal the future cards or be withholding. Most people can see where the booking is probably going to go (with a few surprises, hopefully) so I'm not playing that angle. But it's more fun for me to do a rightly-booked series of cards rather than just one. Obviously if you hate Hogan/Warrior/Goldberg/Austin this is going to do nothing for you. But if you were at an arena with Goldberg tagging in Austin, or getting to see Hogan and Warrior teaming together against an unstoppable Yokozuna (who retired Hogan the first time), then you've got that superstar status.

The appeal for me is a bunch of guys who have never teamed together working the inaugural match. A pairing of D-Lo and Sabin does a lot more for me than, say, a traditional D-Lo/Henry team or the MCMGs. Just my way of enjoyment. Obviously there will be a lot more singles matches the next go around. So yeah, a lot of you all obviously don't think my top guys are your thing but five of the biggest names in wrestling history can lead to memorable moments.

Such as the end of this, when Hogan and Warrior lose after Yokozuna and Rikishi do dual ass-splashes to pin the Ultimate Maniacs.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Jul 12, 2009 23:21:07 GMT -5 BTR said:

But if you were at an arena with Goldberg tagging in Austin, or getting to see Hogan and Warrior teaming together against an unstoppable Yokozuna (who retired Hogan the first time), then you've got that superstar status.

That's why you got my vote - it epitomizes what a fantasy wrestling match is all about.

[DevSop]

You make a valid point BtR and thats why I'm changing my vote. I did say it would take a lot for me to vote for GBs card and while I dont love the tag team tourney idea, you're right in that it does have more guys who would interest me on a show. I may not love Hogan or anything, but I do think, depending which Austin shows up, he's solid. I was a Warrior fan when I was younger. I do like Sabin, and D-Lo.

There is a lot I don't like about your show, but the bottom line is as great as Dash's storytelling is, its still a show I'd never wanna watch.

[Eric O'Mac]

BTR swayed me. Vote switch.