[DevSop]

Beer Baron's Team:

BeerBaron

Coach-Morris Buttermaker Asst. Coach-Jimmy Dolan Captain-Ty Cobb Baseball-Kenny Powers Football-Bobby Boucher Basketball-Chip Douglas Hockey-Randall Graves Olympic-Thorton Melon Fighter-Jake LaMotta Wheeled-Victor Prinzim Girlfriend-Maggie Cheerleader-Isis Wildcard#1-Shooter McGavin Wildcard#2-Ernie McCracken Wildcard#3-White Goodman Bonus#1-Fred Simmons Bonus#2-Chuck Wallace Bonus#3-Steve Lattimer Bonus#4-Zeus Free Spot-Harry Doyle

vs.

Sports Guy's Team:

SportsGuy

Coach-Jimmy Dugan Asst. Coach-Patches O'Houlihan Captain-Terrance Mann Baseball-Pedro Cerrano Football-Luther Lavay Basketball-Moses Guthrie Hockey-Fulton Reed Olympic-Casey Carlyle Fighter-Thunderlips Wheeled-Suki Girlfriend-Jules Harbor Cheerleader-Darcy Sears Wildcard#1-Eddie Felson Wildcard#2-James Bond Wildcard#3-Dean Stevens Bonus#1-Danielle Bonus#2-Stacy Wilson Bonus#3-Minnesota Fats Bonus#4-Lala Bonilla Free Spot-Louden Swain

[Sportsguy]

Voting for myself, obviously

[Beer Baron]

I've got the biggest collection of a-holes West of the Mississippi. The Good, The Bad, and The Retarded has got it all. Alcoholics, all sorts of abuse, The Big and Fat Store chain, a tard, a fat man with multiple identity disorder, a certifiable lunatic.

[Beer Baron]

Let's get those votes in! You stole Thunderlips from me.

[Beer Baron]

I'll admit, Patches is a nice assistant and nobody takes Joe Bu's rum, but SG's team doesn't look like a cohesive unit. We've got mutal respect/rivals in Minnesota Fats and Felson. I have that as well with Chuck the Truck and Fred Simmons. But nobody on his team can match the power and intensity of roided duo of Zeus and Lattimer. Maybe Thunderlips can bring it, but he's no match for them. And my Terrible Trio of McCracken, McGavin, and White Goodman bring the physical and emotional pain to SG's team of pansies. Plus, I have the way hotter asian chick, no contest.

[Lou]

I'm voting for the guy with Kenny Powers.

[DevSop]

Beer Baron wins.

[Sportsguy]

REALLY? I beat Solly and then lose to BB? No offense BB, but what the fuck??!!

[Beer Baron]

The better team won.