OOWF MidWeek Mayhem! (09-20) Live From Baghdad, KY
Sept 22, 2006 11:24:51 GMT -5
Post by Jack Quinn on Sept 22, 2006 11:24:51 GMT -5
(Missing matches will be added as I get them, I wanted to get the card up at least)
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Baghdad, Kentucky
VOLTAGE vs. PUCK DUPP
Voltage wins
THE KNIFE vs. SRIRAM
The Knife wins
AX-MAN vs. UNCLE ENTITY
Ax and UE lock up immediately and fight for an advantage. UE finally backs Ax into the corner. Ref Angelo Barolo calls for the break, but UE looks at him disdainfully and takes a wing at Ax. But Ax sees it and dives out of the way, spins UE around and pummels him with quick-action fists. Ax whips UE into the corner and follows in with a mean clothesline. Another corner whip, and Ax follows that with a flying knee to the chest of UE. UE bails out, but Ax follows. Ax follows UE around the ring, catches him and spins him around for another series of punches. Ax whips UE toward the post, but UE reverses and Ax EATS POST! UE quickly takes advantage, tossing Ax into the ring for some suplexes and other technical stuff. Yeah, technical stuff. UE whips Ax into the corner and follows with a clothesline! More punches, another whip to the corner and UE comes flying with the knee. And if you don’t know what happens here, you haven’t watched enough 1970s wrestling. After duplicating the good guy hold for hold, the bad guy MISSES! Ax ducks out of the way of the flying knee, and UE jams the knee hard into the turnbuckle. Ax quickly capitalizes, doing the classic Ric Flair jump on the leg while on the ropes thing, then into a prolonged leg lock routing while asking UE to give up. Meanwhile, Firechild comes to ringside. UE won’t give up, so Ax picks him up, whip to the ropes. UE sees Firechild hope to the apron and reverses. But Ax double-reverses and UE gets sent flying into FIRECHILD! Firechild flies off the apron, and Ax chop blocks UE from behind! Ax pulls UE over to the corner, whips his leg into the ring post, then pulls him back in for the FIGURE-FOUR! UE is screaming in pain, but Ax is concentrating entirely on Firechild, who stands outside the ring, thinking about running interference. Ax calls Firechild into the ring, but FC doesn’t move. UE tries to get to the ropes, but Ax blocks him twice, and finally UE taps out!
WINNER in 10:19, Ax-man.
But Ax won’t let go of the hold, despite UE screaming that he’s breaking his leg. Firechild remains at ringside, but doesn’t move. Ax continues to apply pressure and threaten Firechild. Firechild slowly backs away; Ax applies more pressure and suddenly we hear a LOUD POP! follows by UE screaming and clutching his leg. Ax releases the hold and slowly walks out of the ring, not even acknowledging that he probably broke UE’s leg. EMTs are quick the scene. They strap UE to a backboard and tape his head to the board, because everyone knows that no matter what the injury you must tape a wrestlers head to the backboard.
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ECOSYSTEM
The lights go down, Egobrain by System of a Down comes on, and Apocalyptic Existence walks out from behind the OO TronMaster 6000. Flaming crosses light up down the aisle as he walks down the lamp. Yes, that's right, flaming crosses. Now that HH has left, other wrestlers are allowed to have long entrances filled with high tech stuff. Yes, I just compared Hardbody Harris to Triple H. I know, I slay myself too. As the lights come back on, we have to wait for poor Roberto the OO janitor to drag the crosses away. (Hey, it could be worse. It could have been Jesus H. Kidneypuncher. I know, I'm exceedingly witty.)
Then Green Day's "Minority" comes on, and down the ramp strolls Ecosystem. He's wearing an "Impeach the President" t-shirt. No, not really. It actually says, "Why not Nader", but the momentary confusion allowed Razz to state his political beliefs. Awesome, I believe in workplace rights as well.
Gavin Hale is YOUR referee! He'll be signing autographs after the match, so restrain yourselves, girls.
The bell rings, and this one is on! Collar and elbow lock-up, AE forces Eco to the corner. A clean break, but Eco slaps him one. "I used to own this company!" AE is ticked and lunges for him, but Eco drop toe holds him into the second turnbuckle. AE gets to one knee, but a running knee to the back from Eco puts him down again. Eco sets up in the opposite corner, and charges as AE starts to get up, but AE dodges to the side, and Eco misses, hits the turnbuckle, and staggers backwards. AE grabs him for a German Suplex, but Eco elbows him in the face a couple times, and goes behind him. Up for a spinning hurricarana, AE tries to counter to a power bomb, but Eco won't go, so Eco is flipped off to land on his feet instead, upon which AE clotheslines him down. Stomps Eco to the corner, foot choke thingy, waits to the last second to let Eco go. As if he ever wouldn't. These heels are so damn evil. Eco tries to get to his feet, AE clubs him back down. Brutal looking knee drop followed by a pin count for 1. Eco pulled to his feet, whipped off the ropes, ducks the clothesline, springboard moonsault, AE dodges (suprisingly quick for a surprisingly quick big man), Eco lands on his feet, but gets taken out by a vicious elbow to the back from AE. Another pin gets one and a half, Eco is running out of lives here. Another whip followed by a devastating clothesline. Stomp, stomp, stomp- then he grabs Eco and chokes him for 4 and 99,000/100,000 of a second. Lifts Eco up for a devastating power bomb. Pin gets two. Arr me mateys, Eco be takin' a thrashing from that scurvy dog (right now it's talk like a pirate day). AE has had enough and calls for the Apocalypse Now (c'mon, work with me here, I love that movie). Is it over? No, Eco flips out and takes down AE with a low round kick. Kicks to the joints, cutting AE down to size. Out of nowhere he applies a cross face chicken wing! AE manages to fight his way out of it. Elbows to the gut, Eco is sent to the ropes once more but this time comes back with a spinning leg scissors into a cross arm lock. AE looks to be in some slight discomfort, but refuses to tap. Eco releases the hold, sending AE to the corner and following him in with a leaping enzaguiri. AE is dazed- but only for a second, as he sends some rights and lefts Eco's way. Sets Eco up on the second rope, then the top- he's going for one of those ECW backwards power bomb things. But a rake to the eye from Eco! The ref never saw it-because, you know, he isn't taller than AE standing on the second rope. Eco hops to AE's shoulders- HOLY SHIT spinning reverse hurricarana from the top to the floor! AE may in fact be dead. Eco is too tired to capitalize, and it takes him six seconds off the countdown to get up, and knock back down a dazed AE. Eco sets AE up, and heads to the top rope. Flying elbow drop! Will it connect? Yes it does (halleluiah halleluiah). Pin gets two. Eco is complaining about the count, spins to hit AE back down in the nick of time. Grabs his legs, looking for a submission of some sort (we'll never know because AE kicked Eco down). AE heads off the ropes, rebound into an elbow drop to the gut with mustard on it. Can Eco ketchup? Kicks out of the pin at one and one half, he's not done yet. AE beginning to show some frustration. He shoves Eco into the corner, Eco slumps to a sitting position. AE sets himself up, then runs to the corner, looking for a boot to the head. But Eco manages to roll away, under the ropes and out of the ring. AE is annoyed. He moves to get out of the ring- Eco has disappeared. Of course he's under the ring, an upward swing of the fist towards the groinal area crosses AE's stars, and the ref's vision of the event was nothing to write home about. (I'm getting ready for the return of the hockey season announcers). Eco rolls AE into the ring, pins for 2 and 99,999/100,000 seconds (eat that pin break precision timing, Chris Masters, who I remember once goofed it.) Eco looks mad, but cinches in the Endgame and that's all she wrote.
WINNER in 13:57 Ecosystem
CAPELLAN vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild scores the win after interference from 3PS
UNDERDAWG vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, and waits in the ring stoically as the lights go out.
BONG…
BONG…
Bark!
Underdawg makes his way to the ring and raises the lights. He seems slightly miffed that Seraph has no reaction to his entrance, and quickly removes his hat and coat to stand nose to …chest with Seraph. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and we’re underway. Underdawg with a flurry of dog bones, an Irish whip, and a clothesline. Seraph gets to his feet with no change in expression, so Underdawg repeats the same sequence, substituting a big boot at the end. Seraph manages to duck the boot, hooks Underdawg’s leg on his shoulder, and levers the big Dawg off his feet. Seraph goes for a sharpshooter but is kicked off. Both men get to their feet and lock up, with UD backing the smaller man into the corner. UD hits a pair of chops, but Seraph doesn’t react, so UD, ignoring Mel’s half-hearted warnings, clubs Seraph in the head repeatedly until he goes down. UD stomps a mud hole, and attempts to walk it dry, but Seraph rolls to the outside. UD follows him out and eats a chop for his trouble. A second and third chop stagger the big Dawg, and Seraph bounces his head off the apron. An Irish whip turns out to be a mistake, as UD puts on the brakes and pulls Seraph face-first into the ring post. Seraph collapses in a heap, but still remains stoic. UD emits a growl that causes the first three rows to step back, and stuffs Seraph back into the ring. UD throws Seraph to the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Seraph ducks, ducks another attempt on the return trip, and hits the Propitiation! Seraph covers, but gets thrown off at two, clearing Mel and bouncing across the ring. UD gets up with fire in his eyes and stalks Seraph. He lifts Seraph up and drills him with a body slam, followed by a series of elbow drops. UD hits the ropes and plants a leg on Seraph’s throat. UD picks Seraph up and locks on the Dawgmission. Seraph struggles, but refuses to submit or even cry out, despite how UD grinds in the hold. Seraph is fading, but before he passes out UD releases the hold. He picks Seraph up and nails the Last Ride. He starts to cover, but stops, shaking his head. He picks Seraph up again and spikes him with the Fire Plug Driver. UD’s eyes roll back as he covers. Mel Creech counts one…two…three.
Winner, in 14:56, Underdawg.
CONCRETE TG vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Mel Creech is YOUR referee!
Canadian dragon hits the ring first to a mixed reaction, then the crowd lights up for Concrete as he walks proudly to the ring, Sabu and LADDER are not far behind, but stop about halfway down the ramp. Sabu and LADDER find a spot just behind the last row of floor seats near the ramp to sit and watch. CTG and CD circle to start, then lock up in the center of the ring. A bit of pushing around and CD is forced to a corner, where Creech half-heartedly breaks things up. The two circle and lock up again, this time CD pushing to a corner. Clean break, but CD slaps Concrete. Stunned, CTG looks to the crowd before fighting his way out of the corner. Irish whip for CD, quickly reversed as CD hits the mat, CTG hops over and hits the ropes, CD leapfrogs CTG, Concrete hits the ropes again. CD drops to the mat to use his legs to flip Concrete across the ring, but CTG tumbles over CD, right into a Gryfonsault! CD is caught off guard as CTG twisted in midair on the Gryfonsault into a pin, but even then only gets one as Creech took too long getting over to the pin fall. CTG rolls to a kneel as CD stands up and the two lock up again. This time CTG gets an arm wringer on CD and yanks hard on the arm. CD gets to the ropes and somersaults out of it, reversing it on CTG. Concrete struggles, but CD chains it into a hammerlock.... then SUPLEXES CTG! Cover is only a one count, but the momentum has turned. CD whips CTG into the corner and splashes him with a wheel kick. CTG slumps as CD rolls back to his feet and slams CTG with a corner clothesline. CTG drops to a sitting position and CD stomps CTG flat. CD then pulls concrete from the corner and slaps on a SHARPSHOOTER! CTG flails weakly but CD has it cinched in tight!
ConcreteTG: Creech checks on Concrete, and CTG refuses to surrender. CD thinks he has this won, but the crowd starts chanting for Concrete. CTG shakes his fist to the cadence of the crowd, which escalates with clapping and stomping. Suddenly, both hands slam the mat and Concrete pushes up! CD seems perplexed but can't do anything with Concrete in the hold! CTG claws the mat and starts dragging CD toward the ropes. CD frantically shakes his head no, but can't seem to slow Concrete as he drags CD to the ropes and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. CD can't pull CTG off the ropes, but pulls enough that CTG isn't even touching the mat! CTG screams in pain as Creech counts off, CD releasing at 4 1/2. CTG is almost flat on his face, gasping for air as CD approaches CTG again. He hangs CTG on the middle rope, stands on his back and pulls on the top rope, choking CTG on the middle rope. Creech again half-heartedly counts off, CD hopping down again at 4. CD then vaults over the ropes and leg drops CTG across the back of his neck, CD then dropping to the floor. CTG droops over the apron, dazed. CD drags CTG out of the ring and slings him into the guardrail back-first. CTG slams into the rail and grimaces in pain. CD points to CTG and draws a thumb across his throat, drawing boos from the crowd. CD gathers CTG and suplexes him on the floor, drawing more ire from the fans. CD celebrates a moment before hefting CTG off the ground and slinging him toward the steps - but CTG reverses and CD slams into them shoulder first. CTG drops to a knee, a faint grin on his face. CD is still holding his shoulder as he gets to his feet. He rolls into the ring (Creech was only at 4 anyway) and rolls out, then charges concrete. The two brawl all around the floor to the delight of the crowd, but CD finally gets the upper hand with a desperation spine buster on the floor! CTG seems beaten, but CD decides to escape while he can. He shortcuts across the ring (Mel was at 7), shakes Mel's hand and slips him some cash, then rolls out of the ring at ramp side and walks up the ramp. Sabu, seeing his buddy getting beaten down like that, stands at the top of the ramp with a chair in hand. CD points at Sabu and laughs, but when he turns back to the ring Mel is already out of there, ordering his mid-match hot dog. CD backs up toward the ring, Sabu making sure CD can't go anywhere else, putting CD in range of Concrete's SUICIDE DIVE! The two tumble up the ramp a bit, but CTG has recovered enough to start mounting a final comeback. He drags CD back to the ring and rolls him in, sliding in right behind him. He stands CD up and chops him to pieces, backing him to a corner.
10 punch count along for the crowd! CD drops to the mat and rolls out again, deciding once again he's had enough. This time Concrete pursues, and the two run up the ramp and chase each other around LADDER. CD shortcuts and walks under LADDER to get to Concrete, inadvertently knocking LADDER over and both of them falling on Concrete! CTG fights bravely, but with two combatants on him the numbers game would inevitably catch up. Mel walks by and tells CD and CTG to get back to the ring, and he sends LADDER to the back. When LADDER doesn't leave, Mel waves Angelo Barros out to take LADDER away. Creech orders them both back to the ring so he can finish this match and go home. CD stands Concrete up and starts dragging him back to the ring, noting that LADDER must have busted concrete open. Mel waits for them to get back in the ring before climbing in himself. CTG is still wobbly, but flails at CD as he tries to knock CTG down for another SHARPSHOOTER, but this time CTG gets his legs up and shoves CD off. CTG gets to his feet to try and catch CD for the CEMENT MIXER but CD gets in a standing switch. CTG can't counter as CD repositions him! CANADIAN DESTROYER! CD collapses on Concrete for the pin.
WINNER in 22:22 Canadian Dragon
After the match, CD celebrates up the ramp as some odds and ends fly at him from the crowd. CTG crawls to the far corner and gets a mic:
"Dragon, I may not have been able to finish you tonight, but this time you dragged LADDER into this! I don't want him in the middle of our feud, but maybe some of his family members would like to help us settle this! I want a Ladder Match at Hell on Earth II!"
(continued....)
OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Baghdad, Kentucky
VOLTAGE vs. PUCK DUPP
Voltage wins
THE KNIFE vs. SRIRAM
The Knife wins
AX-MAN vs. UNCLE ENTITY
Ax and UE lock up immediately and fight for an advantage. UE finally backs Ax into the corner. Ref Angelo Barolo calls for the break, but UE looks at him disdainfully and takes a wing at Ax. But Ax sees it and dives out of the way, spins UE around and pummels him with quick-action fists. Ax whips UE into the corner and follows in with a mean clothesline. Another corner whip, and Ax follows that with a flying knee to the chest of UE. UE bails out, but Ax follows. Ax follows UE around the ring, catches him and spins him around for another series of punches. Ax whips UE toward the post, but UE reverses and Ax EATS POST! UE quickly takes advantage, tossing Ax into the ring for some suplexes and other technical stuff. Yeah, technical stuff. UE whips Ax into the corner and follows with a clothesline! More punches, another whip to the corner and UE comes flying with the knee. And if you don’t know what happens here, you haven’t watched enough 1970s wrestling. After duplicating the good guy hold for hold, the bad guy MISSES! Ax ducks out of the way of the flying knee, and UE jams the knee hard into the turnbuckle. Ax quickly capitalizes, doing the classic Ric Flair jump on the leg while on the ropes thing, then into a prolonged leg lock routing while asking UE to give up. Meanwhile, Firechild comes to ringside. UE won’t give up, so Ax picks him up, whip to the ropes. UE sees Firechild hope to the apron and reverses. But Ax double-reverses and UE gets sent flying into FIRECHILD! Firechild flies off the apron, and Ax chop blocks UE from behind! Ax pulls UE over to the corner, whips his leg into the ring post, then pulls him back in for the FIGURE-FOUR! UE is screaming in pain, but Ax is concentrating entirely on Firechild, who stands outside the ring, thinking about running interference. Ax calls Firechild into the ring, but FC doesn’t move. UE tries to get to the ropes, but Ax blocks him twice, and finally UE taps out!
WINNER in 10:19, Ax-man.
But Ax won’t let go of the hold, despite UE screaming that he’s breaking his leg. Firechild remains at ringside, but doesn’t move. Ax continues to apply pressure and threaten Firechild. Firechild slowly backs away; Ax applies more pressure and suddenly we hear a LOUD POP! follows by UE screaming and clutching his leg. Ax releases the hold and slowly walks out of the ring, not even acknowledging that he probably broke UE’s leg. EMTs are quick the scene. They strap UE to a backboard and tape his head to the board, because everyone knows that no matter what the injury you must tape a wrestlers head to the backboard.
APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ECOSYSTEM
The lights go down, Egobrain by System of a Down comes on, and Apocalyptic Existence walks out from behind the OO TronMaster 6000. Flaming crosses light up down the aisle as he walks down the lamp. Yes, that's right, flaming crosses. Now that HH has left, other wrestlers are allowed to have long entrances filled with high tech stuff. Yes, I just compared Hardbody Harris to Triple H. I know, I slay myself too. As the lights come back on, we have to wait for poor Roberto the OO janitor to drag the crosses away. (Hey, it could be worse. It could have been Jesus H. Kidneypuncher. I know, I'm exceedingly witty.)
Then Green Day's "Minority" comes on, and down the ramp strolls Ecosystem. He's wearing an "Impeach the President" t-shirt. No, not really. It actually says, "Why not Nader", but the momentary confusion allowed Razz to state his political beliefs. Awesome, I believe in workplace rights as well.
Gavin Hale is YOUR referee! He'll be signing autographs after the match, so restrain yourselves, girls.
The bell rings, and this one is on! Collar and elbow lock-up, AE forces Eco to the corner. A clean break, but Eco slaps him one. "I used to own this company!" AE is ticked and lunges for him, but Eco drop toe holds him into the second turnbuckle. AE gets to one knee, but a running knee to the back from Eco puts him down again. Eco sets up in the opposite corner, and charges as AE starts to get up, but AE dodges to the side, and Eco misses, hits the turnbuckle, and staggers backwards. AE grabs him for a German Suplex, but Eco elbows him in the face a couple times, and goes behind him. Up for a spinning hurricarana, AE tries to counter to a power bomb, but Eco won't go, so Eco is flipped off to land on his feet instead, upon which AE clotheslines him down. Stomps Eco to the corner, foot choke thingy, waits to the last second to let Eco go. As if he ever wouldn't. These heels are so damn evil. Eco tries to get to his feet, AE clubs him back down. Brutal looking knee drop followed by a pin count for 1. Eco pulled to his feet, whipped off the ropes, ducks the clothesline, springboard moonsault, AE dodges (suprisingly quick for a surprisingly quick big man), Eco lands on his feet, but gets taken out by a vicious elbow to the back from AE. Another pin gets one and a half, Eco is running out of lives here. Another whip followed by a devastating clothesline. Stomp, stomp, stomp- then he grabs Eco and chokes him for 4 and 99,000/100,000 of a second. Lifts Eco up for a devastating power bomb. Pin gets two. Arr me mateys, Eco be takin' a thrashing from that scurvy dog (right now it's talk like a pirate day). AE has had enough and calls for the Apocalypse Now (c'mon, work with me here, I love that movie). Is it over? No, Eco flips out and takes down AE with a low round kick. Kicks to the joints, cutting AE down to size. Out of nowhere he applies a cross face chicken wing! AE manages to fight his way out of it. Elbows to the gut, Eco is sent to the ropes once more but this time comes back with a spinning leg scissors into a cross arm lock. AE looks to be in some slight discomfort, but refuses to tap. Eco releases the hold, sending AE to the corner and following him in with a leaping enzaguiri. AE is dazed- but only for a second, as he sends some rights and lefts Eco's way. Sets Eco up on the second rope, then the top- he's going for one of those ECW backwards power bomb things. But a rake to the eye from Eco! The ref never saw it-because, you know, he isn't taller than AE standing on the second rope. Eco hops to AE's shoulders- HOLY SHIT spinning reverse hurricarana from the top to the floor! AE may in fact be dead. Eco is too tired to capitalize, and it takes him six seconds off the countdown to get up, and knock back down a dazed AE. Eco sets AE up, and heads to the top rope. Flying elbow drop! Will it connect? Yes it does (halleluiah halleluiah). Pin gets two. Eco is complaining about the count, spins to hit AE back down in the nick of time. Grabs his legs, looking for a submission of some sort (we'll never know because AE kicked Eco down). AE heads off the ropes, rebound into an elbow drop to the gut with mustard on it. Can Eco ketchup? Kicks out of the pin at one and one half, he's not done yet. AE beginning to show some frustration. He shoves Eco into the corner, Eco slumps to a sitting position. AE sets himself up, then runs to the corner, looking for a boot to the head. But Eco manages to roll away, under the ropes and out of the ring. AE is annoyed. He moves to get out of the ring- Eco has disappeared. Of course he's under the ring, an upward swing of the fist towards the groinal area crosses AE's stars, and the ref's vision of the event was nothing to write home about. (I'm getting ready for the return of the hockey season announcers). Eco rolls AE into the ring, pins for 2 and 99,999/100,000 seconds (eat that pin break precision timing, Chris Masters, who I remember once goofed it.) Eco looks mad, but cinches in the Endgame and that's all she wrote.
WINNER in 13:57 Ecosystem
CAPELLAN vs. FIRECHILD
Firechild scores the win after interference from 3PS
UNDERDAWG vs. SERAPH
Seraph is out first, and waits in the ring stoically as the lights go out.
BONG…
BONG…
Bark!
Underdawg makes his way to the ring and raises the lights. He seems slightly miffed that Seraph has no reaction to his entrance, and quickly removes his hat and coat to stand nose to …chest with Seraph. Referee Mel Creech calls for the bell and we’re underway. Underdawg with a flurry of dog bones, an Irish whip, and a clothesline. Seraph gets to his feet with no change in expression, so Underdawg repeats the same sequence, substituting a big boot at the end. Seraph manages to duck the boot, hooks Underdawg’s leg on his shoulder, and levers the big Dawg off his feet. Seraph goes for a sharpshooter but is kicked off. Both men get to their feet and lock up, with UD backing the smaller man into the corner. UD hits a pair of chops, but Seraph doesn’t react, so UD, ignoring Mel’s half-hearted warnings, clubs Seraph in the head repeatedly until he goes down. UD stomps a mud hole, and attempts to walk it dry, but Seraph rolls to the outside. UD follows him out and eats a chop for his trouble. A second and third chop stagger the big Dawg, and Seraph bounces his head off the apron. An Irish whip turns out to be a mistake, as UD puts on the brakes and pulls Seraph face-first into the ring post. Seraph collapses in a heap, but still remains stoic. UD emits a growl that causes the first three rows to step back, and stuffs Seraph back into the ring. UD throws Seraph to the ropes and attempts a clothesline. Seraph ducks, ducks another attempt on the return trip, and hits the Propitiation! Seraph covers, but gets thrown off at two, clearing Mel and bouncing across the ring. UD gets up with fire in his eyes and stalks Seraph. He lifts Seraph up and drills him with a body slam, followed by a series of elbow drops. UD hits the ropes and plants a leg on Seraph’s throat. UD picks Seraph up and locks on the Dawgmission. Seraph struggles, but refuses to submit or even cry out, despite how UD grinds in the hold. Seraph is fading, but before he passes out UD releases the hold. He picks Seraph up and nails the Last Ride. He starts to cover, but stops, shaking his head. He picks Seraph up again and spikes him with the Fire Plug Driver. UD’s eyes roll back as he covers. Mel Creech counts one…two…three.
Winner, in 14:56, Underdawg.
CONCRETE TG vs. CANADIAN DRAGON
Mel Creech is YOUR referee!
Canadian dragon hits the ring first to a mixed reaction, then the crowd lights up for Concrete as he walks proudly to the ring, Sabu and LADDER are not far behind, but stop about halfway down the ramp. Sabu and LADDER find a spot just behind the last row of floor seats near the ramp to sit and watch. CTG and CD circle to start, then lock up in the center of the ring. A bit of pushing around and CD is forced to a corner, where Creech half-heartedly breaks things up. The two circle and lock up again, this time CD pushing to a corner. Clean break, but CD slaps Concrete. Stunned, CTG looks to the crowd before fighting his way out of the corner. Irish whip for CD, quickly reversed as CD hits the mat, CTG hops over and hits the ropes, CD leapfrogs CTG, Concrete hits the ropes again. CD drops to the mat to use his legs to flip Concrete across the ring, but CTG tumbles over CD, right into a Gryfonsault! CD is caught off guard as CTG twisted in midair on the Gryfonsault into a pin, but even then only gets one as Creech took too long getting over to the pin fall. CTG rolls to a kneel as CD stands up and the two lock up again. This time CTG gets an arm wringer on CD and yanks hard on the arm. CD gets to the ropes and somersaults out of it, reversing it on CTG. Concrete struggles, but CD chains it into a hammerlock.... then SUPLEXES CTG! Cover is only a one count, but the momentum has turned. CD whips CTG into the corner and splashes him with a wheel kick. CTG slumps as CD rolls back to his feet and slams CTG with a corner clothesline. CTG drops to a sitting position and CD stomps CTG flat. CD then pulls concrete from the corner and slaps on a SHARPSHOOTER! CTG flails weakly but CD has it cinched in tight!
ConcreteTG: Creech checks on Concrete, and CTG refuses to surrender. CD thinks he has this won, but the crowd starts chanting for Concrete. CTG shakes his fist to the cadence of the crowd, which escalates with clapping and stomping. Suddenly, both hands slam the mat and Concrete pushes up! CD seems perplexed but can't do anything with Concrete in the hold! CTG claws the mat and starts dragging CD toward the ropes. CD frantically shakes his head no, but can't seem to slow Concrete as he drags CD to the ropes and hooks the bottom rope with both hands. CD can't pull CTG off the ropes, but pulls enough that CTG isn't even touching the mat! CTG screams in pain as Creech counts off, CD releasing at 4 1/2. CTG is almost flat on his face, gasping for air as CD approaches CTG again. He hangs CTG on the middle rope, stands on his back and pulls on the top rope, choking CTG on the middle rope. Creech again half-heartedly counts off, CD hopping down again at 4. CD then vaults over the ropes and leg drops CTG across the back of his neck, CD then dropping to the floor. CTG droops over the apron, dazed. CD drags CTG out of the ring and slings him into the guardrail back-first. CTG slams into the rail and grimaces in pain. CD points to CTG and draws a thumb across his throat, drawing boos from the crowd. CD gathers CTG and suplexes him on the floor, drawing more ire from the fans. CD celebrates a moment before hefting CTG off the ground and slinging him toward the steps - but CTG reverses and CD slams into them shoulder first. CTG drops to a knee, a faint grin on his face. CD is still holding his shoulder as he gets to his feet. He rolls into the ring (Creech was only at 4 anyway) and rolls out, then charges concrete. The two brawl all around the floor to the delight of the crowd, but CD finally gets the upper hand with a desperation spine buster on the floor! CTG seems beaten, but CD decides to escape while he can. He shortcuts across the ring (Mel was at 7), shakes Mel's hand and slips him some cash, then rolls out of the ring at ramp side and walks up the ramp. Sabu, seeing his buddy getting beaten down like that, stands at the top of the ramp with a chair in hand. CD points at Sabu and laughs, but when he turns back to the ring Mel is already out of there, ordering his mid-match hot dog. CD backs up toward the ring, Sabu making sure CD can't go anywhere else, putting CD in range of Concrete's SUICIDE DIVE! The two tumble up the ramp a bit, but CTG has recovered enough to start mounting a final comeback. He drags CD back to the ring and rolls him in, sliding in right behind him. He stands CD up and chops him to pieces, backing him to a corner.
10 punch count along for the crowd! CD drops to the mat and rolls out again, deciding once again he's had enough. This time Concrete pursues, and the two run up the ramp and chase each other around LADDER. CD shortcuts and walks under LADDER to get to Concrete, inadvertently knocking LADDER over and both of them falling on Concrete! CTG fights bravely, but with two combatants on him the numbers game would inevitably catch up. Mel walks by and tells CD and CTG to get back to the ring, and he sends LADDER to the back. When LADDER doesn't leave, Mel waves Angelo Barros out to take LADDER away. Creech orders them both back to the ring so he can finish this match and go home. CD stands Concrete up and starts dragging him back to the ring, noting that LADDER must have busted concrete open. Mel waits for them to get back in the ring before climbing in himself. CTG is still wobbly, but flails at CD as he tries to knock CTG down for another SHARPSHOOTER, but this time CTG gets his legs up and shoves CD off. CTG gets to his feet to try and catch CD for the CEMENT MIXER but CD gets in a standing switch. CTG can't counter as CD repositions him! CANADIAN DESTROYER! CD collapses on Concrete for the pin.
WINNER in 22:22 Canadian Dragon
After the match, CD celebrates up the ramp as some odds and ends fly at him from the crowd. CTG crawls to the far corner and gets a mic:
"Dragon, I may not have been able to finish you tonight, but this time you dragged LADDER into this! I don't want him in the middle of our feud, but maybe some of his family members would like to help us settle this! I want a Ladder Match at Hell on Earth II!"
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