[Jack Quinn]

OOWF Hell on Earth II PPV
Live From Dayton, Ohio

Russ: Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME TO OOWF HELL ON EARTH II!
Razz: Man, Russ, I cannot believe it has been two years already!
Russ: You and me both Razz, and what a couple of years it has been, and what a card we have for you folks tonight! Every OOWF title is on the line, and some old scores may finally be settled!
Razz: That’s right Russ; tonight should be OFF THA HOOK!! Tonight we…..
<Russ and Razz are interrupted by someone coming to the announce booth>
Russ: Well, Ladies and Gentlemen, we are joined in the booth tonight by none other than Kevin Nash!
Razz: Nash, what the hell are you doing here?
Nash: Well Razz, I was sitting in the back, musta been around 7:30 or so, and Rick comes up to me and says, Kevin, we need you in the booth. You are the only man who can save this pay per view! So here I am.
Russ: Uhh right, ok I suppose. We have a fantastic lineup tonight, but we kick things off with a battle of two OOWF unknowns, newcomer SYB will be taking on wrestling journeyman Fumunda Mung
Razz: Mung was impressive in his match against Apocalyptic Existence over the summer, so he gets a second shot at the OOWF
Nash: Did you know I am Samoan?
Russ: You are Samoan. Really.
Nash: Oh yeah, my heritage goes way back, you can’t head but me. Our heads are like iron. Scientific fact right there.
Razz: Uh huh. With that, let’s head to the ring.

S-Y-B vs. FUMUNDA MUNG

This is Fumunda Mung’s second match in the OOWF, you might remember the Samolian from the Isle of Long in New York faced Apocalyptic Existence in August and was defeated. He asked for a chance to prove himself against the newcomer S-Y-B. The Samolian Roto-tiller waits in the corner while “Asshole” by Dennis Leary plays and S-Y-B comes to the ring in all his glory. SYB gets in the ring and immediately demands that Mung be checked for foreign objects. As the referee goes to check Mung, SYB pulls a pencil out of his pants and shows the crowd drawing huge boos. The referee turns to start the match, and SYB demands that he check Mung’s boots. He’s barefoot. SYB throws a fit and demands that the ref check him anyway. So he does, and while he is doing that, SYB pulls another weapon from HIS boot and shows the crowd. Finally the referee calls for the lock up, they meet in the center of the ring, collar and elbow lock up, SYB grabs a side head lock and immediately complains that Mung is pulling his hair, even though Mung’s hand is nowhere near his head. Mung lifts SYB and drops him on the mat wit ha belly to back suplex. SYB looks shocked, SHOCKED! Mung springs to his feet and is ready to fight. SYB scoots on his knees and hides behind the referee. Mung tries to chase SYB, but they end up running circles around the ref, then SYB bails out of the ring, Mung gives chase, but SYB runs for his life and gets in the ring first. When Mung follows him in, he gets nailed in the head with a boot to the temple. Mung in not moving, and SYB pulls him into the corner and covers him, but Mung kicks out at two. SYB pulls Mung into a sitting position and locks on a reverse chin lock, when the referee is not looking he slips it to a choke. Mung fights his way free and gets to a vertical base. Mung whips SYB to the ropes and takes him down with a hard shoulder block. SYB looks completely out of sorts, so Mung pulls him up again and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a thunderous power slam. Mung covers, but only gets two before SYB puts his foot on the ropes. Mung pulls SYB to his feet, and sets him up for some sort of Samolian ju-jitsu move, but before he can hit the move, SYB hits the Jersey Turnpike dropping Mung to one knee! The referee turns his back to kick something a fan threw into the ring out, and SYB pulls out the pencil and jabs Mung in the forehead repeatedly. SYB plays to the crowd and laughs , then grabs Mung and tries to head but him! But YOU CANNOT HEAD BUT A SAMOAN! Only, Mung is not Samoan, he is Samolian, so I guess you COULD head but him, but either way, it doesn’t work. SYB staggers and Mung gets to his feet, grabs SYB and head buts him repeatedly until SYB can barely stand. Mung then whips SYB to the ropes, elevates him, catches him on his shoulders and falls backward with a Samoan Drop. Mung hooks the leg and gets the three count.
WINNER in 8:03 – Fumunda Mung

Russ: Well, I don’t think that debut went the way SYB thought it would.
Razz: No, I would say not. I gotta say though, that guy SYB already got under my skin, like a fungus or something.
Nash: speaking of fungus, I was in ‘Nam, musta been around ’81, had a match in the jungle with Antonio Inoki, some kinda death match. So I am sitting there chillin’ under a tree, waiting for Inoki to show up, and I look down and I am sitting in this weird vegetation. Well the next day, I had a rash that went from my….
Russ: We get the picture Nash, I think that is enough
Nash: You sure? It was pretty gnarly. Razz you know what I’m talkin’ about right?
Razz: Hey, leave me out of this!
Russ: So anyway, to steer this back on topic, next up is two more newcomers, Voltage and The Knife. They are new to the OOWF, but both look quite promising
Razz: Voltage seems a little….well confused, and The Knife, let’s just say he may be a little naïve.
Nash: A little? I have seen Amish that have more of a clue than he does. Speaking of Amish, we were in Lancaster around ’94 and….
Russ: Let’s head to the ring for this match.

VOLTAGE vs. THE KNIFE

Voltage makes his entrance. The fans give him some boos, but there's a fairly stagnant response. The Knife runs in and gets a few moderate cheers, but his is also a tepid response. Knife tries to shake Voltage's hand and it gets slapped away. The Knife seems to be alright with it and wishes Voltage the best anyways. They encircle one another briefly before tying up. The Knife immediately hits an arm drag, but Voltage is up. They encircle one another again, tie-up, and Voltage hits an identical arm drag on The Knife. The Knife is up just as quick. They tie-up a third time, The Knife gets behind Voltage and locks him up for a German suplex, Voltage wriggles out, The Knife locks in a full-nelson, Voltage slides out and kicks back, hitting The Knife in the midsection. Voltage gets up and is greeted with a punch to the head. Voltage slaps The Knife in the face. The Knife gets enraged and open-hand slaps Voltage even harder. The Knife drags Voltage over into a headlock, Voltage reverses into a pin which only gets 1. Both men are up and Voltage hits a kick to the midsection setting up a high hanging suplex. He picks The Knife back up, hits a scoop slam, then goes outside the ropes and hits a slingshot body press. He tries another pin, but this time gets 2. The Knife is struggling to get up and Voltage is beating him back down, The Knife is up to his feet, Voltage grabs a headlock, but The Knife reverses into a high belly-to-back suplex. He picks Voltage up, nails a snap suplex and follows over into a pin which only gets 2. The Knife throws Voltage at the ropes and hits a flying lariat, pins again but gets 2 once more. He grabs Voltage's legs and rolls him over, locking in a lion tamer! Voltage struggles and manages to escape. Voltage is up, The Knife throws him at the ropes and leaps up for a dropkick, but Voltage holds the ropes and The Knife hits the ground without making contact. Voltage hits a leaping elbow drop and tries a pin, which get 1 and a 1/2. The Knife gets up and is greeted with a running clothesline. When The Knife is up, Voltage throws him into the corner and hits with a dropkick to the face. He hits a few knife-edge chops to The Knife in the corner. The Knife ducks under one and throws Voltage into the opposite corner, Voltage tries a double jump moonsault in the corner, The Knife dives out of the way. Voltage gets up slowly, The Knife throws him into the ropes and hurricarana him back down to the mat. He lifts Voltage up for a suplex but instead drops him, stomach-first, onto the ropes. Voltage is stunned on the apron, The Knife hits him with a forearm, a head butt and tries to suplex him back into the ring, Voltage floats over behind The Knife and hits a German suplex. The Knife gets up and Voltage tries to throw him over the ropes, but The Knife stays on the apron, Voltage punches The Knife in the face, runs to the corner, leaps up and flies off the top turnbuckle right back at The Knife nailing him with a flying knee. The Knife falls off the apron onto the floor. As soon as The Knife makes it to his feet Voltage runs and leaps over the ropes pasting him with a suicide plancha. Voltage celebrates in the ring and doesn't realize that The Knife is climbing up the ropes. Voltage spots The Knife standing on the ropes and hammers him down before he can hit a move. He pulls him up and attempts a belly-to-back superplex, but The Knife reverses midair and lands on top of Voltage holding him down for a pin! It gets 2 and a half. The Knife pulls Voltage up and power bombs him right back down. He tries another pin, and gets 2 and 3/4. He pulls Voltage up and sets up for a German suplex, Voltage reverses to try a German of his own, but The Knife reverses that and hits a full-nelson suplex with a bridge! But Voltage manages to get out right before 3. He runs over to the corner and climbs the top rope. He leaps off for a flying splash, but Voltage moves out of the way at the last minute. The Knife hits hard and Voltage dives onto The Knife for a pin. which only gets 2. He gets up slowly, and pulls The Knife up and hits a double-under hook suplex with a pin which also gets 2. He argues with the referee that it was a 3 count, then pulls The Knife up and lifts him up for a suplex, The Knife wiggles over and lands on his feet outside on the apron and suplexes Voltage to the floor outside! He waits for Voltage to stand up, hits the back ropes and runs back and nails Voltage with a suicide dive through the ropes! The Knife gets up slowly and rolls back into the ring. Voltage takes a little longer to come around he slides in and The Knife grabs him for a power bomb, he lifts him up but Voltage escapes midair and lands on his feet, ducks under a punch and hits a tiger suplex with a bridge. But it gets 2. Voltage realizes the proximity of The Knife on the ground to the ropes, he runs and hits a moonsault off the ropes, The Knife moves out of the way, but Voltage lands on his feet. As soon as The Knife is up, Voltage hits a hurricarana into a pin. 2. Voltage picks The Knife up, sets him on the ropes and jumps up for a frankensteiner which is reversed into a power bomb from the top rope! He tries a pin which gets 2 and 13/14ths. The Knife walks back and signals for The Stab Superkick. As soon as Voltage is standing he attempts the kick, but Voltage dives out of the way, The Knife accidentally hits the ref with The Stab Super kick! He rushes over to see if the ref is okay, but Voltage slides outside the ropes to grab a chair. He runs back in and pastes The Knife on the back while he's checking on the ref. Voltage sets the chair up in the middle of the ring and hits the Electric Shock on the chair! He tosses the bent, flattened remains of the chair out of the ring and pulls the referee up. He pins The Knife and gets 3 for the win. Voltage celebrates his win while The Knife looks hurt and baffled on the mat.
WINNER in 31:53: Voltage

Razz: Well the guy can’t be too confused, he knows how to use a steel chair!
Russ: I cannot condone that kind of behavior! That was a fantastic match, but he had to ruin the end by resorting to that kind of tactic!
Nash: Is he always like this?
Razz: Always. Wait till Johnny Adrenaline comes out
Nash: Ahh Adrenaline and Capps, good kids. They remind me of a team I was in back in around ’85 in the old AWA territory
Russ: Kevin, were you teaming with Scott Hall then?
Nash: Yeah, my buddy “Last Call” Scott Hall!!!
Russ: That was Curt Hennig
Nash: You sure?
Russ: Yes
Nash: I look like Hennig, it’s an easy mistake….
Russ: Let’s see what that scoundrel Johnny Adrenaline and his partner Capps can do against what are, in my estimation, two of the best teams in the OOWF
Nash: Boys even though I have not officially been hired, I think I should be at ring side for this one <OUCH, AW MAN>
Razz: What happened?
Nash: Tore my quad, I HATE when that happens.
Russ: Let’s go to the ring before anyone else gets hurt

THE CHICKENSHIT HEELS vs. THE HALFRICAN AMERICANS vs. THE DEVIL’S BRIGADE

The Devil’s Brigade come to the ring first, they do not look happy, but do they ever? The Halfrican Americans sprint to the ring next and they go nose to nose with the Devil’s in the center of the ring, before they come to blows, referee Angel Barros separates them. Finally The Chickenshit Heels are announced, and they come out from the back….in street clothes? JA has a mic, and AA has a sandwich:

Ok boys, we would love to take part in your little tag team extravaganza, but I see two problems with this match. One, The Chickenshit Heels are MUCH too big to be working curtain jerking matches. Two, well to be perfectly honest, we don’t feel like giving EITHER of you the rub tonight, neither of you deserve it. So, I think we are gonna sit this one out.

AA: Yeah, we have more pressing things to attend to, for later in the night.

With that, The Chickenshit Heels walk back through the back, referee Angel Barros confers with the announcer and he announces that this will be a straight up tag match. As THA confer in the corner, Tommy O’Neil dashes across the ring and tries and attack, but Nary moves out of the way and Fly catches Tommy by the head and guillotines him on the top rope. Tommy flips back into the center of the ring. Nayr hits the ropes and hits a rolling senton slash, hooks and goes for the pin. Harper Camby comes in and tries to break up the pin with a stomp, but Nayr moves and kicks Tommy in the mouth. Tommy jumps to his feet and he and Harper argue angrily. With them both distracted, THA nail a double clothesline to Tommy’s back that sends him crashing into Harper. Nayr rolls Tommy up and gets a two count. Nayr leaps to his feet and quickly climbs to the top rope, he waits perched on the top waiting for Tommy to get to his feet, as he does, Nayr leaps, and Tommy catches him in mid-air with a Wicked Left! Nayr hits the mat like a sack of bricks! He might just be unconscious. Tommy flips off Fly, then instead of going for the pin, he pulls Nayr to his feet and whips him hard into the Devil’s Brigade corner. Nayr hits hard and his head snaps back. Before he can fall out of the corner, Harper grabs him around the neck to keep him upright. Tommy charges into the corner and catches Nayr with a running high knee to the jaw. Nayr falls face first on the canvas and starts to slowly crawl across the ring to Fly. Tommy tags in Camby and he slowly comes into the ring and taunts Fly, going as far as dragging Nayr over to the Halfrican American’s corner and holding out Nayr’s arm. When Fly reaches for it, Camby nails him in the jaw with a forearm that knocks him off the apron. Camby then drops an elbow down across the back of Nayr’s neck and drags him back to their corner. Camby pulls Nary to his feet and whips him to the ropes and catches him in a bear hug. Camby gets a maniacal look on his face as he tries to squeeze the life out of Nayr, and hopefully break all his ribs in the process. Nayr tries to escape, punching Camby in the head, but Camby is relentless and just squeezes tighter. Nayr begins to fade fast, and the referee does the arm check of doom. Nayr’s arm falls twice, but then the third time he saves himself and begins to hulk up (Nayr up?) but Camby stops the rally by releasing the hold, kneeing Nayr in the midsection, then locking the bear hug on again. This time Nayr goes limp, looks like this one could be over soon folks. On the opposite side of the ring, Fly starts to come into the ring, which draws Tommy into the ring as well. Referee Barros moves to get Tommy out of the ring, and Fly charges into the ring and nails Camby in the back of the head with a forearm. This does little more than get Camby’s attention, he drops Nayr and turns around, and when he does, he eats a shining wizard to the side of the head from Fly that staggers the big man. Still on mat and in obvious pain, Nayr hits a low blow on Camby and rolls him up for a two count. Nayr desperately needs to make the tag and starts to crawl across the ring. Harper reaches out and tags Tommy back into the ring. He rushes across the ring and cuts off Nayr and grabs his leg and starts dragging him back to the Devil’s corner. Nary claws at the ring to stop them, then flips Tommy with a sort of reverse Dragon Screw and sends Tommy crashing into Camby head to head. Tommy hits the mat on one knee grabbing his head, and Nayr desperately struggles to crawl across the ring. Tommy gives chase, but it is too late, Nayr lunges and tags in Fly! Fly is a house of FIRE! Fly comes in and drops Tommy wit ha shot to the head, then waits for Camby to get back on the apron, and super kicks him right to the floor again. Fly pulls Tommy to his feet and sends him to the ropes and catches him with a belly to belly suplex, then climbs to the corner and lands a fling Fly Drop! Fly covers, but Tommy gets his leg on the ropes. Fly pulls Tommy up again and tries a whip to the ropes, but Tommy reverses it and sends Fly, Fly springs off of the bottom rope and catches Tommy in the mouth with a back elbow. Tommy staggers backward and nails referee Angel Barros and sends him to the mat. With Tommy down, Fly climbs the ropes on one side of the ring, and a recovered Nayr climbs them on the other. Nayr leaps and lands the Nayr press and Fly leaps and nails the Flava Drop! Fly covers, but there is no ref! Barros is on the floor trying to shake off the cobwebs, Nayr leans between the ropes to yell for Barros to get back to the action, when he does, Camby PASTES him with a chair, Nayr crumbles to the mat, barely conscious, Camby pulls Nayr out of the ring and slams him to the floor. Inside the ring, Fly gets to his feet and sees Attitude Adjuster standing before him munching on a sandwich. They lock eyes for a moment, then Fly realizes what is going on and turns around just in time to paste the creeping Johnny Adrenaline with a shot to the head that sends Johnny out of the ring, when Fly turns back around, AA pulls a lead pipe out of his sandwich and smacks Fly between the eyes. Fly hits the mat, out cold. TCH leave ringside, stopping long enough to look at Camby, eye him up for a second, then head to the back. Inside the ring, Tommy puts Fly in the Gaelic Cloverleaf and Camby rolls a groggy Barros back into the ring, Angel checks on Fly, sees he is out cold, and calls for the bell.
WINNERS in 21:01 – The Devil’s Brigade

[Jack Quinn]

Russ: THE NERVE OF THOSE TWO!!!
Razz: here he goes
Russ: There was no reason for those two to come back and get involved in the match! NONE! Those two ought to be taken out back and whipped!
Nash: Like when Moose whipped AA? That cat is mean!
Russ: I am glad you can make jokes about this.
Razz: Look Russ, they said they had something to do later, maybe later just meant interfering in the match?
Russ: I think we both know what they will be doing later. And we all know who will be under the masks
Nash: My money is on Simmons and Butch Reed, they DO have experience with that you know.
Razz: He has a point you know
Russ: Will you stop! Ok, next up, the continuing feud between the recently returned Ecosystem and Apocalyptic Existence, is it too much to ask for some commentary on this?
Nash: Has anyone asked Eco where he went for all that time? He just flaked out and left.
Razz: You kept up with that?
Nash: I was waiting for Capps and Adrenaline, that OOWFtv is something else.
Russ: Eco has been on a winning streak since he came back, does Apocalyptic Existence stand a chance?
Razz: What kind of a name is Apocalyptic Existence anyway?
Nash: I think it is Yiddish
Russ: Let’s go to the ring

APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE vs. ECOSYSTEM

AE comes to the ring and waits restlessly pacing back and forth. Ecosystem is announced and he makes his way to the ring, as he gets to ring side, AE gets a running start and hits a perfect suicide dive over the top rope! The referee calls of the bell and this one is underway! AE is up to his feet first, and he grabs Eco and whips him hard into the stairs, then follows that with a dropkick to the side of the head that sends Eco’s head into the guard rail. AE hammers a prone Eco with some stiff shots to the head, then pulls him to his feet, Eco has a gash on his forehead and is bleeding heavily. AE rolls Eco into the ring and follows him in with a slingshot leg drop over the top rope, and a cover that gets a two count. AE pulls Eco to his feet and drops him on the mat with a side Russian leg sweep, then floats over and makes the cover. Eco manages to roll his shoulder, but AE keeps the pressure on, pulling Eco to his feet again and scooping him up and planting him in the center of the ring, then hitting the ropes and landing a big knee drop to the sternum. AE doesn’t even go for the cover this time, instead opting to pull Eco to his feet, haul him up in a vertical suplex, then drop him face first on the mat. AE rolls Eco over and mounts him and pummels him with shots to the face, then spins and grabs Eco’s arm and locks on a Fujiwara arm bar, Eco struggles, but manages to make it to the ropes and force the break. AE pulls Eco to his feet and whips him into the ropes and catches him on the rebound in a sleeper. Eco struggles to get to the ropes, blood flowing freely from his head. Eco is tantalizingly close to the ropes, but AE keeps pulling him back from forcing the break. Eco struggles, and slumps to one knee. The referee steps in and checks his arm, it drops twice, then Eco powers to his feet and forces the break with a chin buster. Both men lie on the mat trying to get to their feet, AE is up first, and he pulls Eco up and back hands him, then tries a whip to the corner, but Eco reverses the whip and sends AE into the corner, Eco follows him in with a running knee to the side of the head. AE staggers out of the corner, and Eco drops him with an enzuguri to the back of the head. AE is face down on the mat, Eco climbs to the second rope and lands a Soy Bomb to the back of AE’s head, driving his face into the canvas. AE grabs his face and rolls under the bottom rope. Eco follows AE outside the ring and pulls him to his feet and slams him face first into the guard rail. Eco then grabs AE and plants him on the floor with a belly to belly suplex. Eco rolls AE back into the ring and lifts him up, POWERBOMB! Eco folds up AE’s legs and gets a two count, then when AE kicks out, he grabs the leg and locks on the STF. Eco wrenches on AE’s neck and nearly gets the submission, but AE makes it to the bottom rope. Eco breaks the hold and pulls AE to his feet, now it is his turns to land some straight punches to AE’s head, and he backs him into the corner, then knees him in the mid section then locks on the Dragon Lock over the ropes. AE screams in pain, but Eco is forced to break the hold at the four or risk disqualification. Eco releases the move and lands on the apron AE staggers a little bit, so Eco grabs him and tries a German suplex off the apron to the floor, but AE lands on his feet, Eco turns and tries a hurricarana, but AE catches him and power bombs him on the floor. AE rolls Eco into the ring and slides under the ropes and covers, but Eco rolls the shoulder at two. AE pulls Eco to his feet, takes a few steps back and nearly takes Eco’s head off his shoulders with a boot to the face. AE then moves to the corner and starts climbing the ropes. AE is on the top rope, Eco charges across the ring and leaps to the second rope and they trade punches. AE almost gets Eco to fall, but Eco regains his balance and rocks AE with a European uppercut to the jaw. Eco hooks AE and takes him off the ropes with a superplex, Eco then rolls through and tries a Dragon Sleeper, but AE quickly spins out of it and gets to his feet, AE pulls Eco to his feet and plants him with another belly to belly suplex, then hits the bottom rope and connects with a perfect moonsault. AE hooks the inside leg, but can only get a two count. Both men get to their feet, AE tries a European upper cut, but Eco grabs his arms and reverses it into a back slide for a two count, both men are up again, this time AE runs over Eco with a brutal clothesline. AE sits slumped on the mat for a moment while Eco stares blankly at the lights. AE seems to think he has this one won, and pulls Eco to his feet, scoops him up and tries a slam on the canvas, but Eco grabs AE as he falls and rolls him up in a small package and gets the three count!
WINNER in 18:17 – Ecosystem

Russ: Ecosystem continues his winning ways here in the OOWF
Nash: Maybe he was off on a mission in the Coast Guard
Russ: Who?
Nash: Eco
Russ: Are we still on that?
Razz: He has a point. Maybe it was like a secret mission or something.
Nash: He IS Asian, he must have been doing some sort of ninja work
Russ: I hate to be the voice of reason here, but not all Asians know karate
Nash: Not true, I was in Hong Kong, musta been around ’87 or so. Anyway, this old Master guy just keels over and dies, so the Prince of Hong Kong, he and I are tight, comes up to me and….
Russ: Can we please get back to the action?
Nash: Buzzkill
Razz: Ok Russ. How bout our next match. The winner gets a shot at the Intercontinental title which will be held by either Altrageous or Capellan after tonight.
Russ: Well Sriram is one of the most gifted scientific wrestlers in the OOWF, and Seraph, well the man is strange, but he is tough as hell
Razz: I gotta put my money on Ax. The guy has been hungry since he came back to the OOWF, he has something to prove
Nash: Is he related to the Knife?
Russ: What?
Nash: You know, The Knife, Ax-Man, bring back Blade and you have a stable Cutlery!
Razz: HA!

SERAPH vs. AX-MAN vs. SRIRAM – Winner gets an IC Title Match

The winner of this one gets a shot at either Capellan or Altrageous and the Intercontinental title! Sriram comes out first and waits patiently. Seraph makes his normal stoic entrance to the ring. As he gets in and Ax-Man’s music cues up, Sriram attacks Seraph from behind and sends him out of the ring. Ax pauses at the top of the ramp and watches the action unfold at ring side. Since the bell has not yet rung, this is not an official match. Sriram grabs a chair and waits for Seraph to get to his feet, as he does, Sriram SLAMS the chair down across Seraph’s head. Seraph goes down in a heap, and blood pours from a gash on his head. Sriram gets back into the ring and stands on the second rope and dares Ax to come to the ring and fight. What Sriram fails to see is a hideously bloody Seraph get to his feet behind him, a blank expression on his face. Seraph slips into the ring, charges behind Sriram leaps to the bottom rope, grabs him in a half nelson and suplexes him off the second rope. Sriram’s neck hits the mat awkwardly and he immediately curls up in the fetal position. Seraph gets to his feet and turns and looks and Ax is in the ring, he drops Seraph with a forearm to the forehead. Ax and Seraph are certainly no strangers to each other having been through a bloody feud last year. Sriram falls to the floor and is clutching the back of his neck, the referee leaves the ring to check on Sriram and Ax pulls Seraph to his feet and paint brushes him a few times, but Seraph explodes and destroys Ax with the Propitiation! Seraph covers, and probably would have gotten a three count, but the referee is still outside, by the time he sees the pin and slides back into the ring, Ax is able to kick out at two. Seraph pulls Ax to his feet and whips him to the ropes and tries a back drop, but Seraph lowers his head a moment too soon and Ax catches him and hits a TIGER DRIVER! Ax covers, but it is broken up at two with a kick from Sriram. Ax gets to his feet and turns and looks at Sriram, Sriram staggers and is still holding the back of his neck. Ax explodes and nearly decapitates Sriram with a clothesline. Ax puts the boots to Sriram until he is out of the ring. As Ax turns back around, Seraph is back on his feet and he grabs Ax and destroys him wit ha t-bone suplex, cover and a two count. Seraph pulls Ax to his feet and traps him in an abdominal stretch. Seraph wrenches on the pressure including driving his elbow into Ax-Man’s ribs. From the other side of the ring, Sriram claws his way back into the ring and catches Seraph in the back of the head with an enzuguri. Ax hip tosses Seraph and falls on him, but only gets a one count before Sriram breaks it up at one. Sriram inexplicably climbs to the top rope, and gets caught by Ax, Ax suplexes Sriram off the top rope making sure to slam Sriram extra hard on the back of his head. As soon as they hit the mat, Seraph hits the ropes and drops a knee across Sriram’s face and covers, but it is quickly broken up with a double ax handle to the back of the head by Ax. Ax grabs Seraph and tries a whip to the ropes and Seraph reverses it and follows Ax and clotheslines him over the top rope. Seraph turns his attention to Sriram. Seraph slowly stalks Sriram and waits for him to get to his feet, then blasts him in the back of the head with a kick. Sriram’s eyes roll in the back of his head and he collapses to the mat. Seraph pulls him up for the Propitiation, but before he can hit the move, Ax is back into the ring and he blasts Seraph in the back of the head with a punch. Seraph falls to his knees and we see why, without the referee picking it up, Ax had brass knucks on his fist and just KO’d Seraph. Ax grabs Seraph and throws him between the ropes to the apron, but somehow Seraph pulls himself to his feet! Ax takes care of that with a knuck shot to Seraph’s temple sending him flying off the apron to the floor. Ax turns his attention back to Sriram and pulls him up to his feet, slaps him a few times and scoops him up, Sriram slips over Ax’s shoulder and shoves him toward the ropes, knocking the referee down. Sriram looks at the referee for a moment, then looks up just in time to catch a boot to the face from Ax. Sriram is out, Ax notices the referee is down and gets a sly grin on his face. Ax leaves the ring and pulls a table from under the ring and sets it up on the outside, then rolls back in and grabs Sriram and pulls him to the apron. What is he gonna do? AX GRABS SRIRAM AND PILEDRIVES HIM THROUGH THE TABLE TO THE FLOOR!! OH. MY GOD! Ax pulls Sriram out of the wreckage and rolls him into the ring, stirs the referee and covers. The groggy ref comes to and makes a three count, having not seen a thing.
WINNER in 29:41 – Ax-Man

After the match, Ax rolls out of the ring and celebrates as he walks up the ramp, he is passed by medical officials who rush to the ring. Seraph slowly makes his way into the ring and stands over the prone body of Sriram keeping the medical officials at bay. The lights slowly dim except for a lone spotlight on Seraph. Then the arena goes dark and seraph’s music plays, seconds later the lights come on and Seraph is gone and a single black rose remains on Sriram’s chest. Officials flood the ring and work on Sriram, he takes a stretcher ride to the back, and we see him leave in an ambulance.

[Jack Quinn]

Nash: Wow, what the hell is up with that Seraph guy? Man, I haven’t seen anything that weird since Topeka back in ‘79
Russ: Lemme guess, one of the wrestlers disappeared into thin air then too?
Nash: No, Harley Race showed me what the goat.se was. Very disturbing.
Razz: OH DAMN!
Russ: Well I am not going to pretend I have any idea what that is. But on to the matter at hand, I am getting word from the back that Sriram has indeed suffered a possible broken neck and is being taken to a Dayton medical facility as we speak. We all hope for the best for Sriram
Razz: You hate to see that happen, but what did I tell you about Ax? That guy is on a mission!
Russ: No question there. I am looking forward to him getting his shot at the gold
Nash: I mean, were his parents Mr. and Mrs. Ax-Man?
Russ: What?
Nash: Nothin. Anyway, hey, next up, we have a battle over a team name. Drink & Destroy takes on The New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000
Russ: Did you just segue to the next match?
Razz: He did a better job than you do Russ!
Russ: Funny. Drink & Destroy pulled off a coup of sorts when they stole the name Drink & Destroy. I gotta say, they have done a pretty good job of living up to the name
Razz: Yeah they have, but Lock and Stank will not be denied on this one, that is their baby and tonight they win it back!
Nash: Well in all my years I have never seen a match for the rights to a name. I have seen matches for the rights to a TV show, I have seen matches for the right to play air guitar to Jimi Hendrix, and I have seen matches for the rights to have midgets dressed in thongs hurl jell-o at your naked body, but NEVER a match for a team name! Let’s go to the ring!

DRINK & DESTROY vs. THE NEW ORIGINAL NEW CLASSIC BLACKJACKS 2000 – Winner gets to keep the name “Drink & Destroy”

Drink & Destroy come to the ring first, they are both cocky and confident in keeping their stolen name this evening. The New Original New Classic Blackjacks 2000 come out next, both men wearing cowboy hats and long trench coats and drinking a longneck, but NOTHING like that other team in Tee Enay! Lock and Stank hit the ring and the fight is on, Lock hammers away at Spin and then head buts him, knocking him to the floor. Meanwhile Josh and Stank trade punches until Lock smashes the beer bottle upside Josh’s head. Josh falls to one knee and Lock and Stank wait for them to get up, ready to hit the POUND OF FLESH! But they stop when they see Spin coming into the ring, he has one fist heavily wrapped, and the smell of alcohol fills the air. What the hell? Spin eyes go wide as he pulls a lighter from his boot and flicks the flame, setting his fist on fire! Spin charges across the ring toward Lock and Stank……and NAILS Josh right between the eyes? WHAT THE HELL? Spin mounts Josh and hammers him mercilessly. With the flaming fist, finally he gets up and blows the flame off of his fist and pulls Josh up, he shoves him toward Lock and Stank, and they hit the POUND OF FLESH! The two men put their boots on Josh’s chest and the confused referee makes the three count.
WINNERS in 3:01 and sole owners of the Drink & Destroy name – FF Capslock and Stank!

After the match, as medics are loading up Josh O’Neal, Spin Hansen calls for a mic:

Spin: I've got a few words for one Josh O'Neal.

Josh, Josh, Josh. Remember how I said that you took something from me a while back? Well, when I said that it was your friendship... I lied.

You see, Josh... you did take something away from me... myself. I hated the person that I had become after I started hanging around you and getting into fights... and worse. I hated you for throwing me to the dogs after our last big fight. You have no idea how deeply angry I am at you... but hopefully the scars that you'll carry for the rest of your life will show you some semblance of my hatred. This was the only possible way that I could get back at you... and since your ass is being dragged into an ambulance, it seems to have worked. From now on you'll see the real Spin... which is pretty much the same as the old Spin, but not as big of an asshole. Which brings me to another topic... forgiveness.

Stank... Caps... I'm deeply sorry for what I've done to you. I want you to have this.

(Spin hands Caps the briefcase. Caps pulls out a contract, and the paper clearly says that the owners of the Drink and Destroy trademark are FF Capslock and Stank.)

And furthermore... I'd like to join you guys. Help you out. That sort of thing.

Stank: After everything that you did to us? After you took over our locker room, gave away our possessions, filed court injunctions over us?

That takes balls. I'm up for letting you join if you are, Capslock.

FF Capslock: You do realize that we're going to make you go through an embarrassing and possibly humorous induction ritual, right?

Spin: Yeah, I've resigned myself to that.

FFC: Then I've got no issues with it. Welcome to Drink and Destroy, Spin.

(The three raise hands as the crowd cheers.)[/b]

Nash: See boys, that was, what we call in the business, a swerve.
Russ: I am aware of what it is called. I am not sure how to feel about this. Spin, Lock and Stank just completely played Josh O’Neal for a fool!
Razz: So, was Spin the one who orchestrated all of this just to get back at Josh?
Russ: Was Lock and Stank in on this the whole time? We need some questions answered!
Nash: YEAH! Like who raised the brief case? And Where are the box o’promos!
Razz: Where ARE the box o’promos?
Nash: Didn’t Drink & Destroy have them?
Razz: Why would Lock and Stank have the box o’promos?
Nash: No no, not them, the OTHER Drink & Destroy
Razz: But, there is only ONE Drink & Destroy now!
Nash: Correct, but until 10 minutes ago, Lock and Stank were not Drink & Destroy
Razz: But, it this was all a work all along, were they ever really NOT Drink & Destroy?
Russ: CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO THE MATCHES?
Nash: Damn grumpy!
Razz: He is still pissed about the Oklahoma-Oregon game
Russ: THAT WAS A TRAVESTY!!!!
Nash: Oh yeah, Capps says you still owe him for that game, pay up!
Russ: Uh right, heh, our next match, well folks this one is not gonna be pretty, there is no other way to say it
Razz: Yeah, these teams are no strangers to violence, and they flat out don’t like each other.
Nash: As you all know, I created the Punjabi Prison match, that will be fluff compared to this. BLOOD WILL FLOW baby!

KZ vs. THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER – I Quit Taipei Fence Match

Ladies and Gentlemen, this match is barely being sanctioned under the OOWF. Officials realized that this match could well go down as one of the most brutal matches in wrestling history. The Team From Down Under is announced first, tonight though, Outback Jack and GatorBait are once again going under Empty Team. The former tag team champions kz are announced next. All four men have their fists tapes and dipped in glue and then dipped in broken glass. All four men walk to the center of the ring and stare eye to eye. Man you can cut the tension with a knife here. Without warning both teams begin wailing on one another, each punch they land leaves a bloody gash. It only takes a matter of seconds before all four men are dripping with blood. Gator stops Moose cold with a knee to the mid section, then grabs him by the head and whips him toward the side of the cage. Moose puts on the breaks before he goes over the ropes and turns back around, and Gator charges at him and takes him over the top rope. Both men fall between the ropes and the cage, getting tangled and torn by the barbed wire. Gator lands on top of Moose and immediately grabs him by the throat and starts popping him with shots to the face. Moose gets his arms up and tries to get Gator off of him with shots to the side of the neck. Meanwhile, Williams and Jack are still standing toe to toe trading shots boxer style, with both men bleeding profusely. Jack rakes the eyes and drags Williams to the wire and rakes his forehead across the barbs. LDW reacts angrily and pushes Jack and clotheslines him to the mat, then pulls him to his feet and throws him through the ropes and through the cage door. Jack hits the floor in the twisted wreckage of the door and struggles to get free. Before LDW leaves the ring, he walks over and kicks Gator in the mouth freeing Moose. Williams leaves the ring and goes after Jack in the barbed wire. Williams pulls Jack to his feet, but Jack is still caught in the barbed wire and can’t stand up completely, so Williams DDT’s him onto the remains of the door. Williams mounts Jack on the barbed wire door and pounds away. Meanwhile inside the ring, Moose gets to his feet first and slides under the rope back to the middle of the ring, gets to his feet, wipes some of the blood from his eyes and gets a running start and leaps on Gator as he pulls himself to his feet, and BOTH MEN CRASH THROUGH THE CAGE TO THE FLOOR! All four men work to free themselves from the wire, no small task, especially for Moose and Gator. All four men have gashes and blood flowing from every part of their body. The fight moves up the ramp, Moose grabs a piece of the cage door and smacks Jack across the back with it, Williams has Gator by the hair and slams him into the entrance ramp. Moose tries to hit Jack with the door again, but Jack moves out of the way and catches Moose with a shot to the jaw, grabs the door and slams it across Moose’s back, then throws it to the floor, grabs Moose and bull dogs him off the stage onto the barbed wire door on the ground! HOLY SHIT! Gator stops to look at what just happened and Williams gets a running start and spears him off the stage down to the wreckage below. The referee starts counting all the men out for some reason. This is and I Quit match, it cannot end on a count out. The fight spills back into the corridor, and of course there is an intrepid OOWF camera man there to catch the action. Moose and Gator square off again, and Williams and Jack brawl. Moose grabs a chair and smacks Gator in the face with it, sending him into a stairwell. Jack gets an evil look in his eyes and finds a conveniently placed logging chain. We’ve seen this before. Jack and Williams are fighting it out on top of a stack of pallets, each man horribly bloody. Williams lunges at Jack, but Jack turns and catches Williams and bulldogs him off the top, through a well placed table! Williams may be out, and Jack is not moving a whole lot, grabbing at his leg. Meanwhile in the stair well, Moose wraps the chain around Gator’s neck and beil tosses him down the stairs. Gator lands on the stair landing gasping for breath, Moose comes about half way down the stairs and leaps, dropping a fist right to Gator’s head. Moose pulls him to his feet, tightens the chain around his throat and dumps him over the railing to the floor below. Moose then works on pulling the chain up and pulling Gator off his feet. Gator claws at his next fighting for air, we see Moose, a maniacal look on his face, blood pouring off his head, trying to fight unconsciousness until Gator collapses. We then hear the stairwell door bust open and Moose gets SLAMMED in the head with a barbed wire boomerang! The Boomerang actually STICKS to Moose’s head! Moose lets go of the chain and falls to the floor, trying to get the barbed wire out of his hair and flesh. A dazed Outback Jack is making his way down the stairs when he is attacked from behind by LD Williams, and the two men tumble down the stairs to the floor. Williams and Jack slug it out, but both men are fading fast, weak from blood loss. Gatorbait is just pulling himself to his feet and can barely stand. He turns and grabs a steel pipe and SMOKES Moose in the face with it, sending Moose sprawling against a wall. MHJ slides down the wall to the floor, fighting to stay conscious. Gatorbait staggers toward Jack and Williams and Empty Teams hits a sloppy Call of the Wild! But all four men are down. And not moving. And not showing signs of doing any moving. Several referees come on the scene, and we can see the trail of blood left by this fight. OOWF Figurehead Commissioner Jack Tunney Jr. comes in and looks at the carnage and immediately calls this match off.
WINNER – No Contest in 22:41

All four men are loaded onto stretchers and carried to waiting ambulances. Let’s hope the fight does not continue in the hospital.

Russ: Not much one can say after that, now is there?
Nash: I am gonna go out on a limb here and bet that those four didn’t get many hugs as kids
Razz: Are you gonna hug Moosehead Jack?
Nash: no
Russ: I have to think since that match was stopped, none of them are going to feel as though this issue is over, but I have to wonder, will GM the Rick sanction another Taipei fence match between them?
Nash: I have a feeling GM the Rick can be encouraged to do what Moose wants. They don’t call him mHHHj for nothing
Razz: You know, when you say that out loud that that doesn’t make any sense
Nash: Yeah, but people will be reading this
Razz: They could be reading out loud
Russ: You two are doing more to kill kayfabe tonight than Vince Russo has done in his entire career!
Nash: VINNY RU! Man, remember when he pushed Kidman against Hulk? What was THAT all about?
Russ: Another time, another place. Let’s talk about the upcoming ladder match between Concrete TG and Canadian Dragon
Nash: Little known fact, I created the Ladder match
Russ: You did.
Nash: Yep, me and HBK, that’s Shawn Michaels for those of you who don’t know. We had the very first ladder match.
Russ: That was Dan Kroffat and Tor Kamata
Nash: Yeah, 199….
Russ: 1973
Nash: well then the second one
Russ: That was Bret Hart and Bad News Allen. In 1983. In Stampede Wrestling
Nash: Oh. Well the Wrestlemania one
Russ: That was Scott Hall
Nash: “Last Call” Scott Hall!!! Is he here tonight?
Razz: Is he?
Russ: We have a match between two highly skilled athletes and you are asking about Scott Hall? Can you please focus on the match?
Nash: Fine. The Canadian Destroyer is cool. I taught him that
Russ: TO THE RING!

CANADIAN DRAGON vs. CONCRETE TG – Ladder Match

Since there is really nothing on the line, other than pride, there is no title hanging above the ring. Instead, there is an open contract, good to face any wrestler on the roster, at any time. The man who climbs the ladder first and gets the contract, is the winner. Concrete TG comes to the ring first, followed by Sabu. Canadian Dragon comes out next, all business as usual. Slow circle to start, collar and elbow tie up, Crete grabs an arm wringer and CD works to the ropes for a break, but instead of breaking, CD springs off the bottom rope and snaps Crete over with a head scissors. Crete is right back on his feet and rolls underneath a clothesline attempt by CD then hits the ropes and catches a rebounding CD with a cross body block and a cover but falls do not count. Both men get to their feet, and Crete catches CD with a blistering chop, then hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but CD ducks underneath the attempt and grabs Crete and follows him to the ropes trying for a roll up, why we are not sure, but Crete holds on to the top rope, CD rolls backward, but rolls through and gets to his feet, when Crete turns around CD catches him in the face with a drop kick that sends Crete over the top rope to the floor. CD slides out of the ring on the opposite side and grabs the ladder and sets it on the apron. Crete gets back in the ring and charges across and baseball slides into the ladder, but CD sees him coming and ducks under the ladder, then grabs Crete and pulls him out of the ring, slamming him down on the ladder. CD pulls Crete off the ladder and hits a release belly to belly suplex on the floor, then slides the ladder back into the ring and sets it up under the contract and starts to climb. On the outside, Crete stirs and gets to his feet, then sees CD start to climb. Crete leaps to the apron and climbs to the top rope, and unleashes a flying dropkick that knocks the ladder over, and sends CD straddling the top rope. Crete gets up and grabs the top rope and forces CD to ride the horse for a moment, before dashing to the corner and springing off the middle rope and drop kicking CD to the floor. Now it is Concrete’s turn to set up the ladder and go for the contract. Canadian Dragon slides under the ropes and climbs the other side of the ladder and the two meet at the top and exchange shots. Both men are near the top and reach for the contract, CD grabs Crete’s head and slams in onto the top of the ladder, then gets that look in his eye! We have seen this before! CD leaps over Crete and goes for the Canadian Destroyer! But just like Cole, Crete holds on. CD is able to shift his weight and spin around Crete, land standing on the ladder behind him, and nail a German suplex OFF THE LADDER! HOLY SHIT! Crete may be dead! Canadian Dragon, who also hit the mat pretty hard is up to his feet first, slowly, and he starts to climb the ladder and reach for the contract. Spurred on by the crowd and Sabu, Crete starts to stir. Sabu sets up a table on the outside and pounds on the apron to motivate Crete. Canadian Dragon is nearly to the top when Crete lunges and pushes the ladder over, Canadian Dragon falls off the ladder and crashes through the table to the floor! Another HOLY SHIT! Moment! Crete shakes the cobwebs free for a moment, sees the ladder lying on the ropes, gets a running start, runs UP the ladder and hits a shooting star press onto Canadian Dragon in the wreckage of the table. The momentum from Crete’s move flips the ladder over the top rope and it breaks when it hits the floor. Crete is up first and is bloody from catching a piece of the table to the head. Crete looks around and sees the ladder is broken, Crete looks at Sabu, then looks into the ring……….IT’S LADDER!!! BUT WHO’S SIDE IS HE ON?? Crete slides under the bottom rope and cautiously approaches Ladder, Crete climbs a few rungs, but then gets stopped half way up by Canadian Dragon, CD works underneath Crete and powerbombs him off the Ladder, then pulls Crete to his feet and hits the Canadian Destroyer! This one is over! CD gets to his feet and turns around, and Ladder falls over and clocks CD right on the head! What the?? CD is down! Crete is down! Who can make it to their feet first? Both men slowly get up, Crete sets Ladder back up under the contract. Canadian Dragon gets up holding his head and looking at Ladder sideways. Both men climb the ladder and reach for the contract, Canadian Dragon tries to slam Crete’s head on the top rung, but Crete blocks it, and CD eats steel, Crete then grabs Canadian Dragon and hits the CEMENT MIXER OFF THE TOP OF THE LADDER!!! Another HOLY SHIT MOMENT!! Crete gets to his feet, Canadian Dragon is OUT! Crete climbs Ladder and snatches the contract, this one is OVER!
WINNER in 33:11 – Concrete TG

[Jack Quinn]

Nash: How did you guys sign Ladder? I remember Meng losing a hardcore match to him while we were on tour in Japan in ’01.
Russ: OOWF WHERE THE BIG BOYS PLAY!!
Nash: That sounds really gay
Razz: Yeah, that was weak Russ
Russ: I just say what they tell me to say. Fine, what are your thoughts on the Onslaught Championship Match coming up next?
Razz: Glad you asked. I think Thim Reynolds HAS to be the odds on favorite to retain the title. He has beaten Blackdragon and Eric O’Mac, and he has Firechild in his corner so to speak. No way he doesn’t come out with the belt tonight.
Nash: So, what is up with the Onslaught rules?
Russ: It is a clean match, no foreign objects, no intentional count outs or disqualifications, just the best pure wrestler
Nash: That sounds really gay too. Is this like that flippy X-Division stuff?
Razz: Nah, this is hardcore, Thim is all about the smash mouth!
Russ: HEY NOW, YOU’RE AN ALL-STAR!
Nash: Uh, yeah, good ‘ol GAY-R!
Razz: OH SNAP! Let’s go to the ring!

THIM REYNOLDS vs. ERIC O’MAC vs. FIRECHILD vs. BLACKDRAGON – Onslaught Championship Match

This is a four way dance, Onlsaught Rules are in effect for this one, although keep in mind that that champion does not need to be pinned to lose the title. Blackdragon comes to the ring first and waits patiently in the corner. Eric O’Mac is announced next, this time he comes out to the ring with his agent, they are busy discussing something, and EOM has what appears to be a movie script. They argue about something in that as they come to ringside. Finally Firechild and Thim Reynolds are announced together. They come to the ring, Firechild is talking all kinds of smack and essentially building up Thim, Thim doesn’t say a word, just keeps focused on the ring, except for an occasional glance toward Firechild. It looks like Thim is gonna start this off with Eric O’Mac. The two circle and move to lock up, collar and elbow tie up, EOM slips behind Thim and shoves him toward the ropes. Thim puts on the breaks and slowly turns around, EOM points to himself and makes the “the belt is mine” motion. Thim moves toward EOM to lock up again and this time Thim drops EOM with an open slap across the face. Thim goes on the attack pulling EOM up and sending him to the ropes and nearly decapitating him with a clothesline. Thim hits the ropes and drops a big knee across his chest and covers for a two count. Eric slithers out of the cover and tags in Blackdragon. Dragon hops in the rope and eyes Thim, they slowly circle and Thim moves to lock up but BD lands some stiff kicks to the side of Thim’s legs and side. BD hits the ropes and Thim tries a clothesline, but BD ducks under and floats over Thim’s back and plants him wit ha DDT. BD covers and gets two but Thim is out and quickly back to his feet, Firechild is calling for the tag, but Thim ignores him, so FC reaches out and tags himself in. FC rushes into the ring and runs right into a fist from Blackdragon. FC hits the mat and pops right back up, gets grabbed in a side head lock and pulled toward Eric O’Mac. BD tags in EOM and he unleashes a series of kicks followed by a spinning heel kick that FC ducks, Firechild hits a Stroke on Eric and climbs to the top rope and leaps, Eric gets a boot up, but FC lands on his feet, pushes Eric’s leg aside and drops an elbow across his sternum. Firechild pulls EOM to his feet and destroys him with a Northern Lights Suplex, bridges and gets two, the pin is broken up by Blackdragon. Eric crawls to the corner and tags in BD, Dragon charges in and FC catches him wit ha drop toe hold, then springs to his feet and tries a double stomp to the back of Dragon’s head, but Dragon rolls out of the way and sweeps FC’s legs sending him face first to the mat, BD pounces and locks on the cross face, they are right in the center of the ring, so FC has no escape, the move is finally broken up by a kick from Thim. Thim leaves the ring and BD jumps to his feet and gets in Thim’s face, the two men argue for a moment, which gives FC the opportunity he needs. He drop kicks BD in the back, sending him crashing into Thim, knocking Thim off of the apron. FC holds on and rolls BD up, but sits too high on BD and gets caught with a missile drop kick to the chops from EOM which reverses EOM and BD, BD nearly gets a three count, but EOM is able to reach out and grab the bottom rope. The match breaks down as Thim reaches in and tags himself into the match, pausing to throw Blackdragon between the ropes to the floor. Thim and Firechild get nose to nose, but nothing comes of it, FC backs off and leaves the ring. Thim turns around and catches a shot to the jaw from Eric. EOM backs Thim into the corner and blisters him with chops, then whips him across the ring to the opposite corner. Eric charges across the ring and leaps in the air for a stinger splash, but Thim shifts his weight, catches EOM by the throat and SLAMS him hard to the mat. Eric’s eyes roll into the back of his head, and Thim waits perched in the corner, as Eric struggles to his feet, Thim rushes out of the corner and pops him with a running knee lift to the jaw. Eric hits the mat and Thim pounces on him and locks on the Adjustment! Eric struggles and makes it to the ropes once, but Thim releases the hold and pulls Eric back to the center of the ring and reapplies the hold. Thim has Eric on the mat in the middle of the ring and has him locked in the adjustment, it is only a matter of time now. As Thim wrenches back on the move, Firechild reaches out and tags himself into the match! Firechild comes in and the referee forces Thim to break the hold. Thim is furious, he gets in Firechild’s face, but FC just tells Thim he has to get out of the ring, Just then, Blackdragon dashes across the ring with a spear aimed for Firechild, but FC sidesteps it and Thim eats the full force of the spear, both men fall out of the ring to the floor. Eric slowly gets to his feet, Firechild looks around, low blows Eric behind the ref’s back and hits the WINGS OF PHOENIX! Covers, one, two THREE! New Onslaught Champion! Thim slowly gets to his feet on the outside and sees Firechild with his title and is furious.
WINNER in 18:09 and NEW Onslaught Champion - Firechild

Russ: That Firechild is one sneaky SOB!
Razz: Thim is NOT gonna be happy about this!
Nash: So does that still mean 3Piece Set and kz and Thim still have an alliance?
Russ: I would think that is a big “no”
Nash: Huh. Well then that leaves the door open for my boys Capps and Adrenaline!
Russ: How so?
Razz: I think that was another segue there Russ.
Russ: Not a very good one. And yeah, I think everyone on the planet knows who is under the masks tonight. It’s a damn crime that those two get another shot at the titles, I can only hope wCw take them to the wood shed and whip them like the pair of scalded dogs they are!
Razz: I told you
Nash: Wow, did one of them poop in your gym bag?
Russ: Very funny. Those two would rather cut a funny promo and come across as cool than use the god given talent they have for wrestling, they would rather take every short cut known to get to the top rather than work hard. Now I ask you who does that? What kind of a man does that?
Nash:<whistling>
Razz: I think we better go to the ring, let’s see what Team Extreme has in store for the Mierda Del Pollo Rudos
Nash: I wrestled in Mexico under a mask once
Razz: really?
Nash: Attractivo Grande
Russ: That never really happened did it?
Nash: Let’s go to the ring

WCW vs. MIREDA DEL POLLO RUDOS – OOWF World Tag Team Title Match

Mierda Del Pollo Rudos come to the ring first, the surprise winners of the tag team scramble at MidWeek Mayhem. They look suspiciously familiar. The tag team champions wCw come out next, it certainly appears that they know who is under the masks as they storm the ring and try an attack, but MDPR bail from the ring. Wilder and Westgaard are furious and yell for MDPR to get back in the ring. MDPR confer on the outside, then start up the ramp? Oh, I don’t think that is gonna work. Wilder leaps out of the ring and grabs MDPR from behind and gives them a double noggin knocker, Wilder grabs the bigger MDPR and heads toward the ring, meanwhile, the smaller MDPR staggers a bit and gets PASTED with a CROSS CHECK by Westgaard on the ramp. Wilder rolls MDPR 1 into the ring and waits on the apron, waits for him to get to his feet and tries a spring board clothesline, but MDPR 1 catches him with a power slam. MDPR 1 mounts Wilder and hammers away, until Westgaard gets back into the ring and hits him from behind with a clothesline. wCw pulls MDPR 1 to his feet and hit a double Alabama Slam. Referee Sterling Glaw is trying to restore order, so he orders Westgaard out of the ring while Wilder climbs to the top rope. But Wilder gets caught by MDPR 2, who crotches him on the top rope, then drops him wit ha nice Samoan Drop off the second rope. MDPR 2 leaves the ring and MDPR 1 pulls Wilder to his feet and backs him into the MDPR corner, before they can do anything, Wilder explodes and fights his way out of the corner knocking MDPR to the floor and backing MDPR 1 across the ring with chops and kicks. Wilder hits the ropes and snaps off a hurracarana that sends MDPR1 to the wCw corner. Wilder tags Westgaard in and he comes in and pummels MDPR 1 in the corner with forearms to the face and head, then whips him out of the corner and elevates him with a big back drop. Then pulls him to his feet and scoops him up, tosses him over his shoulder and hits the Dr. Death Oklahoma Slam (you know the one, first into the corner, then a power slam) and covers, but the count is broken up at two by MDPR 2. Westgaard gets to his feet and clotheslines MDPR 2 out of the ring, then turns his attention back to MDPR 1, grabbing him to pull him to his feet, MDPR 1 nails a low blow that doubles JWW up in pain. MDPR 1 tags in MDPR 2 and he comes in and chokes JWW on the mat. MDPR 2 pulls Westgaard to his feet and sends him to the ropes, but lowers his head a moment too soon and JWW catches him in a front face lock and hauls him up into a vertical suplex, holds him there for a moment, then jackhammers him to the mat. JWW covers and gets two, but MDPR 1 reaches in and puts MDPR 2’s foot on the ropes. JWW gets to his feet and kicks toward the MDPR on the outside of the ring, then pulls #2 up, tags in Wilder and whips 2 to the ropes and catches him in a bear hug, then leans forward. Wilder leaps off the ropes and drops a leg across MDPR 2’s chest sending him crashing to the mat. Wilder springs to his feet and climbs the top rope and lands a Wild Ride (inverted SSP). Wilder covers and gets two before MDPR1 comes in and breaks up the pin again, this brings Westgaard into the mix and the clotheslines MDPR1 over the top rope and follows him to the outside. JWW scoops MDPR 1 up and plants him on the floor, then climbs to the apron and waits. As MDPR1 gets to his feet, JWW charges and leaps, and gets BRAINED by a chair to the face! The referee is busy on the inside so he didn’t see a thing. On the inside, Wilder whips MDPR 2 to the ropes and stops him in his tracks then hits the ropes and hits a spinning neck breaker. Tommy pulls MDPR 2 to his feet and hits a snow plow, planting MDPR 2 in the middle of the ring. Meanwhile on the outside, JW Westgaard pulls MDPR 1 to his feet and bounces his head off of the apron and scoops him up for an ICE AUGER! But MDPR slithers out of it and lands behind JWW and shoves him face first into the steel ring post! Westgaard comes up bloody and a little dazed. MDPR 1 hammers Westgaard and gets the better of him for a moment until JWW realizes he is bleeding. A sick smile crosses his face as he squares off face to face with MDPR 1, the two exchange shots on the outside. Meanwhile on the inside Wilder climbs to the ropes a second time and waits for the MDPR to get to his feet, on the outside, we see MDPR 1, getting the worst of the exchange, grab JWW and throw him into the steps. MDPR 1 then appears to slip something into his mask and jump on the apron and grabs Wilder’s leg, crotching him on the top rope. MDPR1 climbs to the second rope and grabs Tommy’s head and slams him with a head but, Tommy’s eyes roll back into his head and he slumps on the top rope. MDPR 2 climbs the ropes and suplerplexes a limp Tommy Wilder off the tope, floats over and covers, one, two, THREE! WHAT AN UPSET!
WINNERS in 15:55 and NEW OOWF World Tag Team Champions – Mierda Del Pollo Rudos

Nash: YES! LET’S HEAR IT FOR MY BOYS!!! Uh…..I mean, my what an exceptional job done by those two mysterious masked men.
Russ: Exceptional my ass! One of them used a piece of steel to get the win! Is there nothing that Johnny and AA won’t stoop to?
Razz: Well, in fairness we don’t know it was them
Russ: Did you see how fat that one was?
Nash: He says it is water weight…..I mean, if I had talked to him, which obviously I have not.
Russ: There has to be a rematch clause, wCw was robbed tonight!
Razz: Well, I am sure GM the Rick will look at the tape and do the right thing, and whoever is under the mask will consent to it
Russ: Whoever indeed. Adrenaline and Capps won’t agree to anything and you know it.
Nash: Wow will you look at the time!
Razz: The pay per view isn’t over
Nash: I know, its time for the Intercontinental title Hell in the Cell! HA! See I am getting good at this!
Razz: I have been looking forward to this one. It certainly appears that Capellan has gotten under Altrageous skin.
Russ: But this is in a Hell in a Cell, the most monstrous match ever devised
Nash: Man, I was in one Hell in a Cell match, me and Hunter, that’s Terra Ryzing for those that don’t know, tore the place down! There musta been 200,000 people in the Boston Garden that night
Razz: The Garden holds 200,000?
Nash: It does when I am there, this ain’t no bingo hall Razz!
Russ: It is not a bingo hall anymore, it actually holds community events
Razz: It will always be a bingo hall to me!
Nash: IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT!!!
Russ: Are you two about done? Let’s go to the ring

ALTRAGEOUS vs. CAPELLAN – OOWF Intercontinental Title Hell in the Cell, Onslaught Rules Match

Capellan finally gets his shot at the OOWF Intercontinental title and Altrageous. Capellan comes to the ring as they are lowering the Hell in the Cell. He looks up at the menacing structure and grins, then sprints to the ring and slides under the cage just before it hits the ground. Capellan runs the ropes as Altrageous is announced. Alt comes out with the Intercontinental title strapped around his waist, the Trik’d Owt Tytle over his shoulder, and Sugar and Spice on each arm. Alt slowly makes his way to the ring and threatens to back hand numerous fans along the way. Alt pauses before the door to the Cell and has Sugar and Spice remove his fur coat, then drapes the Trik’d Owt Tytle across Sugar’s shoulder, and places the Intercontinental title across Spice’s shoulder and steps into the cell and looks around. Alt finally makes it into the ring and wanders to the center of the ring and gets nose to nose with Capellan. Capellan has a strange smirk on his face. Alt calls for a mic and speaks:

Cap, it all ends tonight. You see what happened to your buddies? Losers stick together, by the time I am done bouncing you off this cage, there is not gonna be enough of you left to carry out of here in a zip lock bag.

<Cap grabs a mic of his own>

“So, uh, let me get this straight. You are gonna bounce my head off of all this steel surrounding the ring?”

A: Yeah, I am gonna go Moosehead Jack on your ass, bleed you dry punk!

C: Yeah. That’s not gonna happen. See Alt, I always knew you were stupid. You don’t pay attention, maybe it is ADD, maybe it is something else, but you have obviously not thought this through.

A: What the hell are you talking about?

C: Yeah, there is a Hellacious Cell around this ring, but you can’t use it. Think about my stip – Onslaught Rules. That means no weapons, including the cage, that means if you get disqualified you lose the title, that means, if you think you are gonna beat me, you are gonna have to out wrestle me!

At this point Alt goes ballistic and attacks Capellan. He swings wildly with a right, then wildly with a left, Capellan easily ducks both and takes Alt down to the mat wit ha drop toe hold. Cap springs to his feet and hits the ropes and connects with a drop kick to the back of Alt’s head. Alt gets to his head holding the back of his head, Capellan darts over and snap mares him to the mat again and pulls him up in a sitting position, gives a stiff kick to the back, then hits the ropes and destroys Alt wit ha clothesline to the back of the head that sends Alt’s head bouncing off the canvas. Cap covers and gets a two count, Alt is able to roll his shoulder. Cap pulls Alt to his feet and whips him hard into the corner, as Alt staggers out, Cap hits the ropes and bull dogs Alt to the mat, rolls him over and gets another two count. Alt appears to be looking for an escape, and gets to his feet and staggers around a bit, and walks right into a belly to belly bridge suplex. Cap gets another two count, but once again Alt escapes. Both men are quickly up to their feet, Cap grabs Alt’s arm and pulls him toward the ropes, Cap climbs to the top rope and gets ready for some Old School on Alt, but Alt is having none of THAT! He shoves Cap off the top rope, Cap flies out of the ring, and slams right into the side of the cage. Alt immediately spins toward the referee who gives Alt a warning, Alt argues with him fro a moment, then leaves the ring to inflict more punishment on Capellan. Alt pulls Cap to his feet and slams his head off the apron, then rolls him back into the ring and follows. Alt pulls Cal to his feet and elevates him, and brings Cap crashing down across his knee ribs first. All the air rushes out of Cap’s lungs and he grabs his ribs in pain. Altrageous rolls Cap over on his back and drops several knees into his side, Capellan grimaces in pain. Alt grabs both of Cap’s legs and grapevines them, then pulls him back into a surfboard, stretching his arms, legs and side all at once. Cap refuses to give up, and after several minutes of torture, Alt releases him. And immediately jerks him to his feet and locks Cap in an abdominal stretch. Alt digs his elbow and fingers into Cap’s ribs trying to separate the cartilage. Cap fights the move but cannot get the leverage to hip toss out of it, so he is forced to reach for the ropes. That is one rope break for Cap. Alt lets Cap go and he falls to the mat and grabs his side. Alt buries a few kicks into the ribs for good measure, then pulls Cap up and tries a whip, only to pull Cap right back and bury a knee in his mid section, then take him over for a tilt-a-whirl back breaker. Alt covers again and gets another two count. Alt does the smart thing now, he slows the match down and grinds it out on the mat doing all he can to work Caps ribs. Alt finally pulls Cap to his feet and lifts him for a vertical suplex, then drops him face first on the mat, and locks on the Rings of Saturn, once again stretching the ribs as much as he can, and once again, Cap is forced to go to the ropes to force a break. That makes two free rope breaks. Alt pauses for a moment to pose for the jeering crowd, then pulls Cap to his feet and paint brushes him with several hard slaps to the face. Cap responds by shoving Alt, then nailing him with an enzuguri to the side of the head. Alt hits the mat face first, and Cap falls to one knee, again, clutching at his ribs. As Alt is getting to his feet, Capellan springs toward the ropes and takes Alt down with a clothesline. As Alt pops back to his feet, Cap takes him down with a spinning heel kick. Cap has Alt in some trouble, so he heads to the top rope, however, Alt is not in enough trouble, and he catches Cap on the top and crotches him on the top and slams Cap back into the ring with a superplex. Alt floats over, rolls Capellan over and locks on THE PRAG!! Capellan struggles and Alt tries to get it locked in and reaches the ropes, using his last rope break. Cap rolls out of the ring to regroup and Altrageous poses in the ring and mocks the fans who cheer for Capellan. Cap gets back on the apron and Altrageous moves to bring him in the ring the hard way, Cap stops him wit ha shoulder to the mid section, then springs over the ropes with a sunset flip, Cap gets two but Alt rolls through and destroys him with a clothesline. Alt pulls Cap to his feet and shoves him in the corner and lifts him to sitting on the top rope. Capellan’s breathing seems labored, he may have injured his ribs. Altrageous takes his time climbing to the top and hooks Cap for a superplex, but Cap fights out of it with a couple of short rights to the gut, followed by a head but. The second head but sends Alt tumbling to the canvas, Capellan stands up, steadies himself and nails a perfect FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH! But Cap writhes in pain on the mat, clutching his ribs in pain. Cap covers, but only gets a one count. Both men to their feet, Cap hits the ropes and tries a drop kick but Alt moves out of the way and swats him to the mat. Cap hits hard and gasps for air. Alt grabs Cap and grapevines the legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter! Cap is trapped in the center of the ring, and even if he weren’t he is all out of rope breaks. Cap bears down and tries to fight the pain, Alt is laughing to himself, knowing he has Cap trapped. Cap reaches back and starts pulling Alt’s leg, slowly working it farther and farther back. Finally, Cap begins to power out of it, and as he comes out, he grabs Alt’s legs, finally, Cap powers completely through REVERSING ALTRAGEOUS’ SHARPSHOOTER INTO A SHARPSHOOTER OF HIS OWN! Alt screams in pain and crawls to the ropes, Cap breaks the hold, but doesn’t let Alt escape, instead he pulls him back into the center of the ring and locks it on again! Cap does this twice more until Alt has used up his challenges! Brilliant! Finally the last time, Cap reapplies the hold in the middle of the ring, then keeps hold of Alt’s legs with one arm, and falls back and grabs Alt around the neck! Alt is going to break in half! Alt fights it for one minute, two minutes, three minutes! Finally, after almost five minutes trapped in the hold, ALTRAGEOUS TAPS OUT!!
WINNER in 45:21 – and NEW OOWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION – Capellan!

Capellan falls to the mat and grabs his head in celebration. Altrageous rolls out of the ring, grabbing his lower back in agony. The Referee grabs the Intercontinental title and hands it to Capellan, wCw make it to the ring and celebrate with their partner. Wilder and Westgaard carry Cap out of the ring, stopping to party with the fans, while Altrageous stares in disbelief at the trio.

Russ: NEW CHAMPION! Capellan completely outsmarted Altrageous!
Nash: But, he didn’t even USE the cell!
Razz: He couldn’t, it was Onslaught rules baby!
Nash: That MAKES NO SENSE! It was for the Intercontinental title!
Russ: Brilliant piece of strategy on Cap’s part!
Razz: I gotta say it was pretty slick, he checkmated Altrageous in this one!
Nash: But, he didn’t USE the cage! I mean, what’s the point? That reeks of Dusty booking there.
Russ: Dusty had nothing to do with this
Nash: Sullivan has the book then? I remember when I held the book in WCW, we were regularly drawing in the 90’s on cable ratings
Russ: Was that the piñata on a pole era?
Nash: YOU REMEMBER!
Razz: Well we worked out of a bingo hall and had a show on a country-western station!
Nash: Isn’t that cute!
Russ: Ok, time for the main event. After months of dodging him, and trying to weasel out of the match, Chris Cole finally has to man up and defend the world title against UnderDawg.
Nash: UnderDawg reminds me of someone, but I can’t quite place it….
Razz: This match is going to be brutal, Cole is gonna have to dig deep to retain the title tonight!
Nash: Someone…..
Russ: You keep thinking about it, meanwhile, let’s head to the ring.

[Jack Quinn]

CHRIS COLE vs. UNDERDAWG – OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match

Our main event of the evening. The Underdawg’s music plays and he makes his way to the ring, creepy as always, we get a nice shot of him rolling his eyes back into his head for the camera. Finally UD is in the ring and all settled, and the World Champion “The Main Event” Chris Cole is announced. He comes to the ring on his own, surprisingly. Cole doesn’t look quite as confident tonight and paces nervously in his corner. Referee Sterling Glaw calls both men into the center of the ring. Underdawg just glares at Cole, Cole never breaks Dawg’s gaze and slowly takes the title off and hands it to Glaw, could this be the last time Cole takes the belt from around his waist? Glaw orders both men back to their corner and calls for the bell. As soon as the bell rings, Cole turns around and charges at Dawg, but Dawg anticipated the move and gets a big boot up just in time to nearly take Cole’s head off his shoulders. UD grabs Cole and pulls him to his feet and whips the champ to the ropes, bounds off the opposite ropes himself, and takes Cole down with a big clothesline. Cole gets to his feet and tries to escape out of the ring, but UD catches him and pulls him back into the ring. UD unleashes a barrage of punishing rights to Cole’s head that backs him up in the corner. Dawg whips Cole across the ring to the opposite corner and follows him across with a big clothesline. Cole staggers out of the corner and UD scoops him up and tosses him over his shoulder, is Big Dawg going for the Fireplug Piledriver?? We will not know, Cole slips over UD’s shoulder and rolls out of the ring to try and regroup. UD grabs Cole by the hair from the inside of the ring and tries to pull him into the ring, but Cole turns and grabs UD by the head and guillotines him on the top rope. UD hits the mat hard, Cole reaches in and grabs UD by the legs and pulls him over to the steel ring post, then first crotches him on the post, then slams his leg into the steel, bending his knee awkwardly. UD scoots back into the ring but Cole is not done yet. He pulls UD back to the post and slams his leg into the steel a second time. Firechild rushes down to ring side and jumps on the apron and distracts the referee. While he is doing that, Cole picks up a steel chair and slams it into the side of UD’s knee, sandwiching it between the metal post and the steel chair. UD writhes in pain and tries to slide back into the ring again, but once again, Cole grabs him and pulls him out on the apron, this time head first, and leaves his head hanging off the apron. Cole grabs the chair again and slams it down across UD’s face, knocking UD out of the ring onto the floor in a barely conscious heap. Cole ditches the chair and rolls back into the ring. Firechild takes his cue and leaves the apron and allows Cole to get the ten count. The referee starts counting, and we pan to the outside and see UD has not moved. When the referee hits five, Underdawg does the rarely seen zombie sit up, his face a mask of blood and rage. UD gets to his feet and begins to climb the ropes back into the ring. Before he can get into the ring though, Cole distracts the referee and Altrageous rushes to ring side carrying a sledgehammer. Alt buries the sledge into Dawg’s ribs, dropping him back on the floor, and gasping for breath. Alt ditches the hammer and joins Firechild, and once again Cole tells the referee to start the count. Glaw gets to seven and UD begins to stir, he makes it back into the ring, much to 3Piece Set’s disbelief, just before the ten count. Chris Cole pulls UD to his feet and grabs him from behind for what appears to be a Scorpion Deathdrop, but Cole showboats for a few seconds too long. UD manages to stand straight up, taking Cole with him on his shoulder and nails a FIREPLUG PILEDRIVER! THAT IS IT!! UnderDawg covers, one, two, thr…..NO! Altrageous and Firechild both reach in and pull UD out of the ring, they put the boots to UD for a minute, then UD fights them off, nailing both members of 3Piece Set with brutal uppercuts. UD grabs a chair and turns and catches Firechild right across the back, then turns and throws the chair at Altrageous, catching him with a glancing blow off the skull, it was enough to drop Alt in his tracks. UD climbs back into the ring just as Cole is getting to his feet. He grabs Cole and sends him to the ropes and connects with a big boot to the jaw. UD slowly raises one hand and the audience comes unglued. Cole gets to his feet, gets goozled and CHOKESLAM STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!! THIS ONE IS OVER!! UD covers Cole, folds his arms across his chest, one, two, thre…..WHAM! Firechild is in the ring with a chair and he slams it across the back of UD’s skull. UD gets up and grabs Firechild by the throat, but before he can do anything, Alt is in with a chair of his own and slams it across the back of UD’s head, he staggers forward and Firechild destroys him with the Wings of Phoenix! They pull UD back to his feet, he still has a little fight in him, but that is taken care of with another chair shot and a Spinal Contusion by Alt. Firechild and Alt pull UD to his knees and hold him, Chris Cole, is finally up and he grabs the chair and cues it up ready to finish UD when the lights go out and oddly familiar music hits:

You never close your eyes any more
When I kiss your lips
And there's no tenderness like before
In your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it baby
But baby, baby I know it

As the chorus hits, the lights come back on and fireworks erupt!

You've lost that loving feeling
Oh, that loving feeling
You've lost that loving feeling
Now it's gone, gone, gone
Whoa-oh

IT’S HARDBODY HARRIS!!!! Harris sprints to the ring and ducks a clothesline attempt by Cole and drops him with a right hand, then he ducks a double clothesline from Altrageous and Firechild and hits the ropes and clotheslines both of them out of the ring! The fans are going crazy! The roof is about to come off! Harris grabs the chair and chases all three members of 3Piece Set out of the ring! REVENGE!! UnderDawg slowly gets to his feet behind Harris and hits his dead man pose glaring at 3Piece Set as his eyes roll back in his head. UD turns around and WHAM!! What the hell?

HARDBODY HARRIS DESTROYS UNDERDAWG WITH A CHAIR SHOT! UD falls to one knee and Harris swings the chair a second time and brings it down on UnderDawgs skull. The fans who were just seconds ago cheering for Harris now sit in stunned silence. Harris pulls UD up and hits the TO BE EDITED IN LATER! Harris stands over UD’s prone body and glares at him, behind him, 3Piece Set slowly sneak back into the ring. As all three of them are about to strike, Harris turns around and they all lock eyes. Then they……begin to laugh? WHAT THE HELL? Cole steps forward and he and Harris embrace! It was all a set up!!!! Harris and Alt hug, Best Friends Forever!!!! Harris and Firechild!! NOT HARRIS!!! NOT HARDBODY!!! SAY IT ISN’T SO!!!! This is sickening!!!! Someone needs to explain! Harris holds up his World title and the 3Piece Set sign, Firechild grabs his newly won Onslaught championship and drapes it across his shoulder.

Altrageous leaves the ring and reaches under the ring for something, he comes back into the ring carrying a black gym bag. What now? Alt grabs something and tosses it to Harris, it appears to be a black mask? Altrageous has one too, what is….They are the masks Mierda Del Pollo Rudos wore earlier…..Altrageous and Harris put the masks on and Cole and Firechild feign fear like they don’t know who they are. Alt and Harris then pull them off and everyone gets a good laugh. I can tell you this, the fans are not amused. Finally, Altrageous reaches into the bag again and…..PULLS OUT THE OOWF WORLD TAG TEAM TITLES!!!!! HARRIS AND ALTRAGEOUS WERE MIERDA DEL POLLO RUDOS!!! 3PIECE SET ARE THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!!

3Piece Set celebrates in the ring over the prone body of UnderDawg, holding their titles up high. The crowd nearly riots and litters the ring with garbage as we fade to black.


Russ: BEST FRIENDS FOREVER?? BEST FRIENDS FOREVER MY ASS!! THEY'RE THE TWO SORRIEST PIECES OF SHIT I'VE EVER KNOWN!!
Razz: I am LITERALLY speechless here! Did Harris just join the Set?
Nash: That turn looked familiar too. Haven’t we seen something like that before?
Russ: THAT SORRY SON OF A BITCH!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!!!!
Razz: Man….Hardbody Harris hanging with the set…..
Nash: Seriously, that looked like something I was part of. Where’s Hall, I need to talk to him.
Russ: Folks, in all my years in professional wrestling, I have never been so furious. Hardbody Harris has turned his back on the fans.
Razz: wow

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