[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live From Sublimity, Oregon

OOWF World Heavyweight Title Match[/u]
Chris Cole vs. UnderDawg

OOWF Intercontinental Title Match[/u]
Capellan vs. Eric O'Mac

OOWF World Tag Team Title Match[/u]
3Piece Set vs. wCw

OOWF Onslaught Championship Match[/u]
Firechild vs. Concrete TG

Thim Reynolds vs. Apocalyptic Existence
Ecosystem vs. Voltage
Blackdragon vs. Spin Hansen
Ax-Man vs. The Knife
The Chickenshit Heels vs. The Halfrican Americans
Canadian Dragon vs. SYB
kz vs. Drink & Destroy
The Devil's Brigade vs. The Team From Down Under

card subject to credit check

[Spinch]

Spin and FF Capslock are talking to one another at a bar.

Spin: Lock, I've been having a problem since I joined you... something that's been weighing heavily on my mind. I don't have a decent catch phrase.

FF Capslock: You seem to find some way to work fire into most of your conversations.

Spin: Yeah, but... I dunno. The fire thing isn't unique. Firechild seems to have the market cornered on that.

FFC: You're good at it, though. You do it without letting it take over your whole life. Plus, that flaming fist thing on Josh was brutal.

Spin: Yeah, I know. I wonder how he could fight at Imperial Onslaught with the bandages on his face. Eh, screw him.

FFC: Maybe you could steal "LIGHTS OUT!" from him.

Spin (shuddering): No. Just... hell no.

FFC: Well, in the meantime, you could always co-opt some ad slogan and change it a little bit so it fit.

Spin: "I'm cuckoo for Spin Freakin' Hansen?"

FFC: "Little. Yellow. Spin Freakin' Hansen."

Spin: "I am stuck on Spin Freakin' Hansen brand, 'cause Spin Freakin' Hansen brand's stuck on me."

FFC: "Pardon me, do you have any Gray Spin Freakin' Hansen?"

Bartender: "Spin Freakin' Hansen melts in your mouth, not in your hand."

(Spin and Lock look at the bartender, quickly lay down some cash, and walk out.)