[Jack Quinn]

OOWF MidWeek Mayhem
Live! From Harlem, Georgia

AX-MAN & THIM REYNOLDS vs. SYB & APOCALYPTIC EXISTENCE

SYB and AE are in the ring first, AE waits patiently while SYB talks a whole lot of trash. Thim and Ax appear at the top of the ramp and appear to be bickering about something, then they look into the ring and see SYB mouthing off, and both storm the ring. SYB bails out of the ring, but not before shoving AE right toward the coming onslaught. Thim and Ax hit AE at virtually the same time, Thim going high and collaring him around the throat while Ax goes low and takes out the leg. Thim puts the boots to AE while Ax grabs his legs and drops a knee in his groin. Ax looks and sees SYB on the outside, so he leaves the ring and gives chase. SYB shows his natural gift of speed and takes off running. Thim sneers inside the ring and watches SYB run away, so he slips out of the ring and waits for SYB to round the corner, then HAMMERS him with a swinging elbow to the face. SYB hits the floor like a ton of bricks, his nose obviously broken and spewing blood. Ax stops the chase and rolls back into the ring where AE is just getting to his feet, Ax gets a running start and clips AE’s knee from behind sending him to the mat in pain. On the outside Thim pulls a barely conscious SYB to his feet and rolls him back into the ring. Inside, Ax hits the running moonsault on AE landing right across the small of his back, then jumps up and locks him in the sharpshooter. Thim sees what is happening and hangs SYB in the tree of woe, and pounces on AE and locks on the Adjustment. AE taps furiously and immediately.
WINNERS in 3:37 – Ax-Man and Thim Reynolds

After the match the two men appear to argue over who got the win, when they both spot SYB trying to free himself. Ax grabs SYB by the head and slams him down against the bottom turnbuckle leaving him hanging, Thim gets a running start and slams his knee into SYB’s chest. They pull him off the turnbuckle and give him the same treatment as AE, SYB can not tap hard enough, but the two won’t break the hold until he passes out. Ax and Thim reluctantly break the hold and argue back to the locker room.

NAYR vs. ATTITUDE ADJUSTER vs. TOMMY O’NEIL

The three men come to the ring and slowly eye one another. Before they can lock up, a man in a nice suit steps out of the crowd and motions to AA. AA leaves the ring and the two men appear to be looking intently over a sheet of paper. This leaves Nayr looking at what is going on and not paying attention to Tommy, bad move. Tommy dashes across the ring and nails Nayr in the back with a knee that sends him crashing into the turnbuckle, Tommy tries a roll up and even grabs a hand full of tights but can only get a two count. Tommy grabs Nayr and pulls him to his feet and sends him to the opposite corner, but Nayr scales the ropes and leaps backward to avoid the charging Tommy, Tommy stops short in the corner and turns around just in time to eat a spinning heel kick from Nayr that puts him on the mat. Nayr pulls Tommy to the center of the ring and lifts him in a vertical suplex before reversing it to a Michinoku driver. Nayr scales the ropes and waits on the top rope. AA finally appears to see what is going on and leaps on the apron and shoves Nary off, clotheslining him on the top rope. AA hesitates for a fraction of a second to look at Nayr, then turns to the crowd and calls for the claw! What a face thing to do! AA climbs between the ropes and turns to find TO, who is already on his feet waiting. He KO’s AA with the Wicked Left and goes for the pin. One…Two, but Nayr recovers in time to springboard in from the outside and drop a leg across the back of Tommy’s head, then roll him up in a mahistrol cradle for a surprise three count!
WINNER in 8:41 - Nayr

ECOSYSTEM vs. DAVIN MORELAND vs. VOLTAGE vs. ERIC O’MAC

We return from commercial just as Ecosystem has finished making his entrance, the crowd acknowledging his presence with a resounding boo. Count Five Or Six by Cornelius fires up and Voltage comes out, brandishing his Sierra Leone Extreme Grappling And Wrestling Association Welterweight X-Is-For-Xylophone Divisional Championship belt. He hands it to the ring announcer, who holds it up for the other three to see, and the fight begins.

Russ: Voltage appears to be laughing!
Nash: Well yes Russ, he knows that he is going over in this match, so why would he put any workrate in?
Razz: I remember back in ECW, we were pure workrate. None of this phoning it in crap.
Nash: Can we get back to the fight?

Your referee for this match is Sterling Glaw! Voltage and Eric O Mac start out, with Voltage deciding to lie on the turnbuckles in the corner rather than lock up. After a little bit of stalling, the match is underway when EOM calmly wrenches Voltage from the turnbuckles and throws him on the mat.

Russ: Voltage seems angry!
Nash: Why wouldn't he be? If he's winning, EOM should be putting HIM over!

They lock up, and Voltage is sent off the ropes, met with a shoulderblock by EOM. EOM runs the ropes and hits a second one, knocking Voltage down again. He tries for a third, but Voltage leapfrogs him, then does a duck under and runs into Ecosystem's corner, where he frantically tags him in. Eco seems a bit bemused, but he WANTS THE BELT~! so he enters the ring. After a bit more stalling, EOM tags in Davin Moreland, who naturally no-sells the tag. Eco and Davin lock up, and after an arm-wring/armdrag sequence Eco sinches in a headlock. Davin fights out though, and throws him with a backdrop. Eco gets up, and goes straight back down to a lariat. Sensing Eco's vulnerability, Voltage tags in off Davin, but his attempts to capitalise are ended with a second lariat from Davin.

Razz: What'd he say? 'Not following the script'?
Nash: If that was me in the ring, they wouldn't be having these problems. Consumate professional, boys.

EOM decides that now is the time for the token Pier-Four Brawl(TM) and all four men fight it out in the middle of the ring, EOM and Davin dominating Voltage and Eco respectively. A double clothesline is followed with a double back-body drop, Davin sending Voltage all the way to the floor! EOM tries a quick suplex on Davin into a floatover, but only gets a 1-count as the fight is on. Punches are traded before Davin finally gets the advantage with two kicks and a release Northern Lights Suplex for a 2 count. Meanwhile, Ecosystem is still down and Voltage is most probably dead on the outside. Davin and EOM continue fighting it out, with EOM scoring with a roundhouse kick for 2 and Davin likewise with a sidewalk slam. Eric notices Voltage getting up on the outside though and sensing the danger goes for a big plancha to the floor! Voltage was playing possum though, and rolls out of the way leaving EOM to splatter on the floor by himself. Meanwhile, Ecosystem is groggy as hell with Davin about to finish him off. Davin sends Ecosystem off the ropes, but Eco reverses it and sends Davin off the ropes...

Razz: Wait! Voltage is there!
Russ: And he has Clangy Pole!

...CLANG! With the ref checking out EOM's corpse on the opposite side floor, he completely misses Voltage KOing Davin with Clangy Pole. Eco has enough wits about him to pull him into a schoolboy pin, 1, 2, 3!

WINNER in 9:03 - Ecosystem

Ecosystem grabs the SLEGAWAWXIFXD Championship Belt and holds it aloft to a chorus of boos, celebrating his new title possession when Voltage suddenly sneaks up and rolls him up! Sterling Glaw in confusion counts the pinfall, 1, 2, 3! The bell rings as Sterling Glaw discusses with Voltage...

Russ: What just happened here?
Razz: Wait, Voltage has a mic, we'll soon find out.

Voltage: You see, I know that I just lost a title, but I also gained one! You see, the OOWF DDt Iron Man Heavy Metal title is defended 24/7, so that makes 2 title changes, ending with me pinning Ecosystem!

Sterling Glaw looks up, thinks for a sec, then shrugs and fetches the OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal championship from the desk! The announcer calls it as a pin, and your new

WINNER in 0:10 and NEW OOWF DDT Iron Man Heavy Metal Champion- Voltage

Suddenly, GM TheRick comes out!

GMtR: Whoa whoa whoa. One stipulation, hombre. That belt, the DDTIMHM championship? Only defended backstage. Not in the ring. Return the belt to Davin.

Voltage is furious as he throws the belt at Davin!

GMtR: Oh yeah, and one last thing: Ecosystem signed an appearance deal with the SLEGAWA yesterday. He is now the legal owner of that belt.

Voltage suddenly realises he leaves with nothing and storms off as Ecosystem and Davin celebrate and EOM continues to be dead on the concrete, as we fade to commercial.

FLY vs. JOHNNY ADRENALINE vs. HARPER CAMBY

The bell sounds and this one is under way, Camby attacks Johnny to start and hammers him with clubbing blows to the back of the head. Johnny rocks Camby with a European uppercut to the jaw, and Fly gets his two cents in with a drop kick that sends HC sprawling. Fly jumps to his feet just in time to eat an elbow from Johnny, but Fly kips up and ducks a clothesline from Johnny and hits him with an atomic drop that sends him crashing into Camby. Fly grabs them both and hits a double noggin knocker that sends Johnny out of the ring to the floor. Fly plays to the crowd for a moment, then gets a running start and charges at Camby. Camby catches Fly and nearly breaks him in half with a spine buster. Harper stays on top of Fly and pummels him with shots to the face while Fly tries to cover up. Johnny slips back into the ring and hits the ropes and clotheslines Harper off of Fly. Johnny falls on Fly and gets a quick two count which is broken up by Camby. Camby backs Johnny against the ropes and whips him to the opposite side and catches him in a bear hug. JA screams in pain, but he is quickly freed by Fly, who chop blocks Camby and sends both men to the mat. Johnny and Fly are up first, and they wait for Camby to get to his feet, then double clothesline him over the top rope. Fly suffers from some premature jubilation and climbs to the top rope to cheer with the fans, and Johnny power bombs him off the top rope to the center of the ring. Camby climbs to the apron, but Johnny knocks him back to the floor, then grabs Fly and DESTROYS him with the Adrenaline Rush and gets the three count.
WINNER in 11:04 – Johnny Adrenaline

THE TEAM FROM DOWN UNDER vs. WCW

After their hellacious encounter last week, these two teams square off once again. The announcer announces both teams, but neither one comes through the curtain. They are announced a second time, and still nothing. Finally, officials head to the back to see what is going on, when all four men spill out from the back, already brawling. Jack and Wilder are rolling around on the floor exchanging punches, while Wilder and Gator climb up to the top of the mamOOthTron. This cannot end well. While they climb, Westgaard and Jack get to their feet and square off, Westgaard has his hockey stick and Jack grabs a chair, and both men are…grinning from ear to ear? They drop the weapons and grabs each other and go at it in a good old fashioned hockey fight. Gator and Wilder are both on top of the mamOOthTron now, they are exchanging chops, blistering each other’s chest and holding on, teetering on the top of the set. Meanwhile, on the floor, Gator breaks free and ducks a Westgaard swing and knees him in the mid section and sets him up for the CHOMP! But before he can hit it, Wilder catches Jack wit ha forearm to the side of the head, Jack is holding on for dear life, so Tommy does the natural thing, he springs to Jack’s shoulders and tries to snap off a hurracarana! But Jack catches Tommy and they both fall off, and Jack ends up power bombing Tommy through a table and stage debris! The crowd erupts into a HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT chant! Both men are lying in the debris, alternating grimaces of pain, and laughing. Laughing? Gator drops Westgaard and walks to the end of the stage to make sure his partner is not dead. Westgaard gets to his feet and charges and grabs Gator and bulldogs him into the pile of debris and bodies. All four men are laughing at the rush, and bleeding, and holding various body parts that might be broken. The referees confer and decide this is just about enough to this match for these four. Medics come to the crash site and start pulling bodies out of the pile.
WINNERS – No Contest

MOOSEHEAD JACK vs. KNIFE

Jack makes his normal entrance and waits for Knife. Knife comes out again, and still looks terrible. Knife limps to the ring, walks to the middle of the ring and produces a mic:

So Jack, what’s it gonna be this week? You have thrown everything you have at me, and I am still here. I am not going to go away, I am on a mission. Do your worst. You cannot break me, evil cannot beat good.

Well Knife, I give you credit, you keep coming back, but it will be a cold day in hell before you beat me. Tonight, let’s keep things interesting, same rules as before, I liked those.

with that, Jack tries to attack Knife again, but Knife sidesteps and takes Moose to the mat with a drop toe hold, then hammers the back of Jack’s head with forearms, finally grabbing the mic himself and slamming it into the back of Jack’s skull. Knife suddenly stops and realizes what he has done and backs up a bit horrified. Jack slowly gets to his feet and checks the back of his head and sees he is bleeding. Jack snarls, and Knife backs up a step, but Not fast enough, Jack attacks and levels Knife with a clothesline and the two spill out of the ring. On the floor, Jack reaches under the ring and pulls out a bucket of plunder. The first thing he grabs is the barbed wire bat, which he slides across Knife’s forehead opening gruesome wounds, but Knife escapes by falling forward and running Moose’s head into the steel ring post. Knife picks up a piece of wood and swings it hard, catching Moose in the ribs. Knife pulls Jack to his feet and plants him on the floor with a belly to belly suplex. Knife climbs to the apron and waits for Jack to get to his feet, wiping the blood out of his eyes. Jack fumbles with something, and as Knife leaps, Jack unloads a fireball to his face! Knife hits the floor writhing in pain. Jack moves in for the kill now, but even after the fireball, Knife puts up a fight. They brawl around the ring for a few more minutes, Knife getting in a few good shots, and bloodying Moose. Finally, Jack catches Knife with a DDT on a barbed wire wrapped chair and rolls him into the ring. Moose rummages around and pulls out a Taipei glove, puts it on and slides into the ring. Jack stalks Knife, waiting for him to get to his feet, when he does, Jack moves in and NAILS a heart punch with the Taipei glove! Knife collapses to the mat. Jack slumps to the mat as well and leans back across the prone Knife and orders the referee to count. One, Two, Knife moves quickly and grabs Jacks arms in a crucifix and rolls him over, one, two, three!
WINNER in 15:47 – Knife

Knife slips out of the ring and staggers up the ramp wiping blood from his face, grabbing his chest and celebrating with the fans while Jack seethes in rage in the middle of the ring.

[Jack Quinn]

CHRIS COLE vs. CANADIAN DRAGON

Cole comes to the ring first tonight, and about half way down, he turns around and sees Canadian Dragon is right behind him. Before Cole can swing, CD grabs his head and slams him in the face with a head but. Cole falls to the ramp, then eats a stiff kick to the chops from Dragon as well. Cole crawls toward the ring followed by CD. As Cole climbs on the apron, CD kicks him in the ribs, sending him to the floor. CD pulls Cole up and rolls him in the ring and follows him in, the ref signals for the bell and this one is officially underway. Cole begs off and backs into the corner, but CD follows him. Cole grabs CD and hits a low blow doubling CD over in pain. Cole gets to his feet, yells at the crowd, and hauls CD up in a vertical suplex, then drops him stomach first on the top rope and leaves him hanging there. Cole takes a few steps back and tries a kick to the face, but CD steps back, avoids the kick, then clotheslines Cole to the mat, and springboards over the top rope and drops a guillotine leg across Cole’s chest, covers and gets a two count. Both men get to their feet and Cole goes right to the eyes. CD staggers trying to clear his sight, and Cole lifts him for the headliner, but CD frees himself, Cole gets a low kick in anyway and drops CD with a DDT. Cole picks CD up and sets him on the top rope, then starts to climb up himself looking for a superplex. When Cole gets to the bottom rope, CD grabs him in a front face lock, then shifts and hits a CANADIAN DESTROYER from the turnbuckle! Cole may be dead! CD covers, one, two, THREE!
WINNER in 19:12 – Canadian Dragon

CD barely gets to his feet when Harris and Altrageous attack with the belts. They drop CD to the mat and put a wicked stomping to him. Altrageous pulls him to his feet and KILLS him with the Spinal Contusion! Then Harris pulls him to his feet, and hits a pile driver on the title belts. 3PS help Cole to his feet, Cole tells Alt and Harris to pull CD up and clocks CD with one of the tag titles. The three celebrate and leave Canadian Dragon lying in the middle of the ring

DRINK & DESTROY & SPIN HANSEN vs. 3PIECE SET & FIRECHILD

3Piece Set stay in the ring and they are joined by a very nonchalant Firechild. The three appear to exchange words, but Firechild appears to smooth things over and they are all on the same page bumping knuckles as Drink & Destroy and Spin come to the ring. The three calmly climb into the ring, Lock and Stank calmly hand the referee their beer, and Spin hands the ref his Onslaught title, then all hell breaks lose. 3PS try a sneak attack but D&D cut them off and the fight is on. Spin pins Firechild in the corner and tries to cave his chest in with clubbing shots. Lock and Harris tumble out of the ring and Altrageous targets Stank’s injured (and heavily taped) arm with punches and kicks that send Stank to one knee. The fans begin cheering for Stank and he Stanks up and goozles Altrageous, but before he can do anything Alt frees himself with a shot to the jewels. Stank collapses to the mat and Altrageous grabs his arm and drops several elbows and locks on an arm bar and tries for the submission. His attempts are broken up by a boot to the face from Lock. Meanwhile Hansen throws Firechild to the ropes and catches him with a thunderous spinebuster. The referee finally restores some order in this one and we have a solid six man tag match for about fifteen minutes. Then it breaks down, again. All six men are fighting in the center of the ring, Alt and Harris get the better of Stank and Hansen and send them out of the ring, then turn and help Firechild triple team Lock beating him down to the mat. While Harris feigns an injury and asks the ref to check on it, Alt slithers out of the ring and grabs half of the tag team titles and lines up Lock for the shot. At the last second Lock moves out of the way, and Alt PASTES Firechild right between the eyes with the belt. Lock grabs a stunned Altrageous and throws him over the top rope to a waiting Hansen, while Stank pulls Harris out of the ring to the floor. Lock hits the ropes and drops a big leg across a barely conscious Firechild, covers, and gets the three count
WINNERS in 21:01 – Drink & Destroy & Spin Hansen

CAPELLAN & DONOVAN VIPER vs. BLACKDRAGON & CONCRETE TG

Blackdragon and Concrete TG make their entrance first, coming to the ring in unison with the Heroes Guild music blaring. Donovan Viper is announced next and he comes to the top of the ramp and waits until Capellan is announced. Cap comes out and looks at Viper, Viper offers his knuckles, Cap is reluctant at first, but then bumps knuckles with him and they head to the ring. The bell rings and it looks like it will be Donovan Viper and Concrete TG starting things off, but before they can tie up, Niles Anderson’s music plays and he makes his way to ring side, his intercontinental title draped over his shoulder. Niles pauses and gives the four men in the ring a hard stare, then takes his seat at ring side. Cap and Niles exchange some words, Crete and Dragon both give him a glare as well, and Donovan Viper tries to ignore him, but Niles just smirks at him. The referee orders the match started and Crete and DV begin. Viper and Crete put on a clinic of back and forth action. Viper appears close to losing his temper a few times, but always manages to keep his cool. Viper slips out of a Crete body slam attempt and catches him with the Sidewinder. Crete kicks out at two and makes the tag to Blackdragon. Dragon and Viper stare at each other for a moment and then lock up and go at it furiously for a few minutes, BD gets the better of the exchange with a series of German suplexes that sends DV to the corner to tag Capellan. Cap and Blackdragon face off, Cap charges in and BD takes him down with a drop toe hold, then scales the ropes, but Capellan leaps to his feet and catches BD on the top and throws him off the top with a belly to belly release suplex. Cap covers and Crete comes in to break up the pin, this brings Viper in as well. All four men fight in the center of the ring for a moment, before BD and Viper spill to the outside and brawl around the ring. The referee is evidently going to allow it and let Crete and Cap be the legal men. While BD and DV brawl around ring side, Cap and Crete go toe to toe in the center of the ring, each man getting several two counts. Crete whips Capellan to the corner, but Cap scales the corner and connects with the spinning Dragon Kick from the top, Crete hits the mat hard and is not moving. Cap spins around and notices that Donovan Viper and Blackdragon’s fight has spilled into the crowd, when he turns back, he notices Niles Anderson holding his Intercontinental title looking at it and smirking. Capellan climbs to the second rope and yells for Niles to drop the title. Niles slowly looks at Capellan and waves. Crete is back on his feet, grabs Capellan from behind and hits a perfect German suplex with a bridge to get a three count.
WINNERS in 35:29 – Concrete TG and Blackdragon

After the match, Crete slides out of the ring to break up the fight between Donovan Viper and Blackdragon. Inside the ring, Capellan gets to his feet just as Niles gets into the ring. When he turns around Niles PASTES him with the Intercontinental title. Niles holds the title for a moment, looks at it longingly, then drops it on Capellan’s chest before leaving the ring and grabbing his own title and heading up the ramp to the back.

UNDERDAWG vs. LD WILLIAMS – Tournament for the Title Finals

It all comes down to this, the winner of this match gets a spot in the fatal four way match for the OOWF World Heavyweight Title at New Years Evil II. LD Williams comes to the ring first, all business as usual. UnderDawg comes out next with his usual creepy entrance. Both men meet in the center of the ring, LD Williams and UD go nose to nose. Williams is certainly one man that will not back down from the Big Dawg. The match starts as your standard wrestling match, a lot of back and forth action. Neither man is able to keep the upper hand for long, and the match is surprisingly clean. After nearly twenty minutes of action, the match spills out of the ring to the floor, UD tries a clothesline, but LDW sidesteps and drop toe holds him into the steel ring post, opening a gash over UD’s eye. LD rolls UD back into the ring and works on the cut, drawing more blood and getting several near falls. UD rallies and catches LDW with a choke slam, and appears to get a three count, but LDW gets his foot on the ropes. UD tries a Last Ride, but LDW fights out of it, but as he is falling off of UD’s shoulder, he catches an UD elbow right under the eye, opening him up the hard way and swelling his eye shut. The action continues back and forth, both men giving and taking one hell of a beating. Williams plants UD in the middle of the ring with a DDT and nearly gets the three count, UD just rolls his shoulder at the last second. Williams staggers to his feet and charges at a bloody UnderDawg, but Dawg catches him by the throat, and lifts him for the chokeslam! But LD escapes by kneeing UD in the chest, UD drops LD and Williams grabs UD by the arm and breaks him down to the mat and locks on the cross face! They are right in the center of the ring! Both men are bloody and exhausted, UD tries to crawl to the ropes, but LDW breaks the hold and drops an elbows across the back of UD’s neck and locks the hold on in the center of the ring once again. UD yells in pain, referee Sterling Glaw asks UD if he wants to tap, but he refuses and LDW wrenches on the pressure harder. UD cannot make it to the ropes, he rolls his hips slightly to relieve some of the pressure, but Williams grinds it on harder. With his last bit of energy, UD rolls over on his side, the momentum pushes Williams back farther, taking UD’s neck and shoulder with it, UD is in excruciating pain, and appears to be close to blacking out, his hand hovering just above the mat to tap. Glaw checks both men, Williams leans back even farther, Glaw checks, Williams shoulders, they are down! He counts, one, two, just a fraction of a second after he hits the three UD taps out! Williams releases the hold, UD rolls into the corner and grabs his shoulder and neck, Williams raises his arms in victory, but Glaw pushes them down and explains that his shoulders were counted down just a second before UD tapped. Williams is devastated and falls to the mat. Glaw raises UD’s non-injured shoulder.
WINNER in 49:37 – and Winner of the Tournament for the Title – UnderDawg

After the match, UD slowly gets to his feet, Williams walks to him and they stand and stare for a moment. Then UD offers his hand to LD. Williams looks the big man up and down, then nods slightly and starts to leave the ring. UD grabs his shoulder and spins him around, and gives LDW the silent nod back. Williams leaves the ring and heads to the back. As he gets to the top of the ramp, Thim Reynolds comes out and offers his running buddy a slap on the back. Thim locks eyes with UD. Then Ax-Man comes to the top of the ramp and he and UD lock eyes. Finally, Chris Cole slips through the crowd and tries to attack UD from behind but the big man turns and catches him trying to sneak into the ring. Cole gets mad and tosses a chair into the ring. The camera focuses on all three man and we fade to black.

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