Post by The Jewish Cunthead on Nov 11, 2011 14:32:39 GMT -5
Six Shooters – produced by Fred Solomon, written by David Mamet, directed by Martin Scorsese
A snitch in the Witness Protection Program (John Turturro) has blown his cover. The boss he turned against (Al Pacino) assembles six of his best killers (Sylvester Stallone, Samuel L. Jackson, Uma Thurman, Danny Trejo, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel) to kill him. The snitch's FBI handlers (Harrison Ford and Timothy Olyphant) have someone undercover as one of the killers.
OMG TWISTS AND TURNS~!
"You were part Canadian as soon as your dick took up permanent residence in Moosejaw." - Hoodge
"and 29 Fingers, what the fuck is that shit? Who wrote a song about your anal world record set at the Stuckeys just outside of San Diego?" - Moose
"But yeah, I'd rather stick my dick in a dead guys asshole then watch Anchorman again." - Creeps