MNF 24/Male Bag 7
Jun 16, 2012 19:38:21 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Jun 16, 2012 19:38:21 GMT -5
Listen to the new episode of Monday Night Flaw and Male Bag 7 on the BRAND NEW, ACTUALLY FUNCTIONING FLAWEDCAST.NET or on iTunes and Stitcher then cast your votes for who you think is our emailer of the week!
Shean Walsh
£1,000,000.00 Pound Sterlings has been credited to your E-mail.For Info Send: Name,Address,Telephone,Country
Adam Dan
Hey, guys.
So I was driving home the other day and was remembering how horribly the WWE botched the Invasion angle. Contrary to popular belief, WCW wasn't horribly awful in its final iteration; everybody had just tuned them out. Newer stars like Shane Helms and Sean O'Haire had been developed and pushed, established mainstays like Lance Storm and Mike Awesome got their proper dues, while Booker T and Scott Steiner actually had a series of very solid matches leading up to Booker unifying the WCW & US belts on the last show.
Here's my question to you guys: how would YOU have booked the Invasion starting the following week on RAW if you had the entire WCW roster of that time under contract?
Keep up the giggle-shits.
-Adam
P.S. I hope Cam Gullet trips and falls dick-hole first on a rusty awl.
Dustin Faber
Hello to the amazing Monday Night Flaw,
What if wrestling had an offseason? I know the idea gets shopped around every now and then, but I think it would make the sport better. If wrestlers had two to three months off, they'd stay healthier and deep down, would probably be happier with their job. I'm sure that there are some who would prefer to work 24/7, but in the long run, their lives would probably be much better. I'd love to see the offseason start after the post-Wrestlemania RAW, and go until mid July, whereupon the WWE could start a build toward Summerslam. Sure, the WWE would lose some revenue from a lack of PPVs and live events, but a condensed schedule would make those other events even more important, which would get people like me to buy even more PPVs. Plus, the NFL (while more popular) only has a 16-game schedule, and I don't see them hurting for cash.
What say you?
In other thoughts,
• By all accounts, TNA had a great ppv on Sunday. I kinda wish I would have watched it. In your wrestling history, what PPV did you skip, thinking it would suck, only to regret the decision later on because it ended up being good (Money in the Bank 2011 here).
• I want to give a special thank you to everyone who emails. I sit at a desk for a living, and it gets really boring. I believe thanks are in order for the people who write in, as they entertain me to no fixed end.
Atom Dan, you beat cancer. Holy crap, you do realize how amazing that makes your life? Cancer destroys so many lives, and you kicked that sorry disease in the balls and told it to get gone. That's an amazing story, and every day you look in the mirror, you should stare confidently, knowing that you took the worst life had to offer and rose above it. You sir, are an inspiration to everyone. I would give ten years of my life just to experience the same victory that your soul undertook.
Cam, I actually listened to Army of Dorkness and enjoyed it. You certainly beat out listening to Colin Cowherd in the mornings. There are tools, and then there are people who move you, cause you to ponder all facets of life. Even though you say crazy, outlandish things that sometimes get me piping mad, deep down I sense you are a good fella. Since when do we agree 100 percent with anyone? Of all the people in the world, you are one of them.
Nate. Nate Corbitt. What can I say about you Nate that hasn't been said? If the ocean was brains, you'd have the Pacific ocean in your skull. My writings will do you no justice when it comes to describing your greatness. It's because of you that we have punshouse.com. It's because of you that I wake up in the morning with a reason to live. Punshouse.com is very well laid out, and your attention to detail in web design and in writing letters is something that shouldn't go unnoticed. A toast to the great Nate Corbitt!
Scott, I actually watched TNA for two straight weeks because of your recaps. TNA should hire you for publicity. Five stars for changing my life.
Hodgey's greatness escapes the written word.
Tom succeeds where virtually every other person fails in life. There are starving children in the world who will go to bed with a full stomach, just from the thought of someone like Tom existing in the world.
Stu, I've never met anyone from Europe. After hearing you speak, I never want to. Because every other person would be a huge letdown after tasting the greatness that is Flawedcast's signature Scottsman. One day a telemarketer called me. I asked who it was and they said their name was Stu. I immediately hung up the phone in disdain. How dare someone claim to be Stu and call me on the phone? As if they're worthy of sharing your great family name? It's a shameful thing.
JB King. Second place all those weeks in a row? Whatever. I realized that it was myself to blame, for I never registered to vote at punshouse.com until you had already won. I looked into the eyes of my infant daughter with shame, as I realized I had let her down. I failed to support good people in the world. She'll have to live with those consequences for the rest of her life, that her dad saw something good and pure and chose to not support it. It is my hope that you inspire me to become a better father and give you my undying love and support.
Chris, you are the quintessential co-host. You play the straight man as good as Andy Griffith ever did. In my Twitter account, twitter.com/16bitCatholic, I wrote that I would lay down my life for you. You are a brother, a friend, and even though you have zero common sense when it comes to the NBA Finals, you are a true genius and an irreplaceable part of anyone's life.
Andy, you should be making money off your producing skills. You really know how to produce good content, and your editing serves to make the content even funnier. I have friends who do voice over work, and your old man voice is gold, solid gold. If I saw your name in the credits of a major radio or television show in the next five to ten years, I wouldn't be surprised at all. You kick heavy duty booty.
And finally, Cliffs Notes. What you did last week was beyond extraordinary. You took a gimmick, built on it for weeks, and then unleashed one of the greatest doubleturns in the history of the written word. For weeks, I had no clue who El Serpiente was, only that he was a very funny spanish language person. And then, you pulled back the curtain. And blew our minds. The way you built that gimmick and turned it into that email was the stuff of legend. You should put your energy into being a writer, because Michael Crichton is looking down on you in amazement at your mastery of the written word. Monday Night Flaw will feature champions that will come and go, but you sir will remain number one in my brain for the rest of time.
Stu Little
Hey guys,
You were talking on the last Male Bag about Randy Orton possibly being let go by WWE. Well if he was, I wouldn't automatically assume that he'd go to TNA. A natural orator like him should consider getting into politics. Imagine the fillibusters!
"My name...is Randy...Orton...and I'm here...to talk to you...about Proposition...6...41. I believe...that making it...a crime...to poop in someone's bag...will destroy the freedoms...of many great americans."
On to this week's tv:
So I guess that beating Big Show gave Brodus Clay wasn't too serious huh? Just bad enough that he had to be moved to SmackDown to keep him out of Big Show's way. You know, working on SmackDown isn't the same thing as being in witness protection, even if it does provide you with about the same level of anonymity. I bet you're glad he said he was going to eat his opponents up though. Kelly Kelly's possibly leaving and with it, so would half your material. Also, is anyone else disappointed that Teddy's nametag hasn't gotten any bigger than it currently is? I expected it to keep growing and growing until he'd be walking around wearing a placard.
Booker T's favourite Raw moment is when he wrestled Buff Bagwell? Just how drunk is he? Well at least he didn't cite that time HHH called him "uppity" to his face and never got any comeuppance for it.
Sin Cara took on Drew MacIntyre. Sure, because when you've got a guy whose push got botched and people have trouble working with him because they can't understand him, you naturally pair him up with a guy who only speaks spanish.
Cody Rhodes didn't originally intend to jump the gun on the Peep Show this week. It's just that someone needed to fill time because Christian's stairlift was stuck half way up to the entrance ramp.
How does Hornswoggle dressing up as JR somehow embarass Cole? And if they aren't even going to let Sandow beat him up, then fuck it, just turn him heel. Make him a devious imp-like mastermind who manipulates bigger, more popular guys to do all the hard work for him. Like Nate does with Solly on Wait Till Next Year. PUNSHOUSE.COM!
Did Teddy really say Laurinaitis "axed" him to introduce Cesaro in his match? I don't see why we should buy how terrible this is for him when he seemed pretty happy dancing with the Funkadactyls earlier. Still, he'll inevitably be a shoulder for Aksana to cry on down the line when Cesaro dumps her for Shelly Martinez, his true areola-mate.
I liked how on Raw, Vince told Johnny that Sheamus' opponent and match had better be exciting and when it was over, he said to him "That's Strike One". When Vince can't even get excited about Tensai IN STORY, you know he's in trouble. Also, that beatdown on Sakamoto was really uncomfortable to watch. If only WWE had a japanese wrestler with an awesome theme tune who could have come to his aid...
So let me get this straight...it's okay for Layla to kiss a little kid as she makes her way down the aisle, but when Brian VanAlstyne does it...
Only Vince McMahon could make a JR impression look like Mickey Rooney's horribly racist portrayal of an asian man from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
We also saw Heath Slater get destroyed By Vader, who hadn't aged a day! True, Vader has never looked a day younger than 43, but still...
Punk and AJ vs. Kane and Bryan- first time a competitor has been eliminated by needing to change his pants?
Show told Vince he would never fire him, because even if he did, the contract would still obligate him to pay out "Millions of Dollars". Is Big Show the secret master of Young and O'Neill?
Well, that's it for this week, I suppose...
Oh, wait. No it's not. This show has now had 4 E-Mail of the Week Champions, and some of them are really getting some ideas about their place in the scheme of things, and forgetting who is the Trailblazer, The Icon, Mr. Monday Night Flaw, and
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME E-MAIL OF THE WEEK CHAMPION! I think EVERYONE has forgotten that, and you all think my time is over. Well no. It's not. If I have to do something drastic to prove that, then so be it. Andy, Mr. Edit Man, drop a phat beat for me. I'm going to spit at you all, with a track from my upcoming rap album "Kilt In Action"...
*start beat*
What!
Turn it up!
Uhh! Yeah!
Scott Land!
2012!
Yo, listen up, pay me some some attention,
Stu's the head teacher and he's giving you detention,
Jackin' each other other off, you all got a hand cramp,
So it's time for me to remind you all now who's the real champ,
I'm shooting on target, fear me? You better,
Drop the TV now cos this is straight up Vendetta!
My skills are still sharp, it's like a lightsaber,
But you all forgot my reign, like a mail from Dustin Faber,
But enough, that's done, the Mouse won't go out like that,
You forced me to a corner, so now I become The Rat,
Some may have beat me, but I'm still The Man,
I'll put you all on life support, like your name was Adam Dan!
The race is so not close, the finish ain't a photo op,
JB leave it to me, go back to crafting photoshop,
Now King I like you, but you're really more a Queen,
You're the biggest choke artist this network's ever seen,
You tried and tried and tried, and yes you finally won it,
But then you dropped to Cliff and Nate, way to Billy Gunn it!
I hope you guys see that I'm totally outclassin',
All y'all, but 'specially the Ginger Assassin,
Cam I don't really want to go and pick on you,
But only flow out your mouth is either shit or man goo,
You say you're in an Army, but your only drone is boring,
Do yourself a favour and stick to the gay-whoring!
You're totally outmatched by your co-host James Ryan,
You must be too distracted by the tranny pix you're eyein',
It's really sad to say, but when your voice I hear,
It makes me wish for an episode of Wait Till Next Year,
Stay out my way bitch, cos I'm bringing heavy goods,
You're just truck a stop waitress, but I'm Tiger Woods!
Natey, Natey. Natey, Natey, Nate,
You tried to make a comeback, but you're just too late,
You went to come out strong, calling my output shitty,
But just like you, the effort? Far too itty bitty,
It's Apocalypse and I'm the Horseman, solo, only,
You're the bald midget trailing behind me on a pony!
But worst of all, friend, your single biggest folly,
Was being catcher to the pitcher known as Fred Solly,
So you won the IC? Clap, Clap Clap,
But enough 'bout Cam's health problems, your portion has to wrap,
I always get a warm welcome when I visit Pun's House,
Cos when Nate's away, Mrs. Corbett's feeling THIS Mouse!
My flow's so ill, It's making me queasy,
But next target's soft, so I'm gonna take it easy,
Something something something something Brian VanAlstyne,
Something something 8 year old something something Balls Shined,
Yeah, that's right, you can make your own jokes,
Unless you're that fucking plagiarist known as Cliff Snotes!
Jericho called, he wants his debut promos back,
So just give it up already you no good punkass hack,
You posed as Mexican and impressed all these slobs,
But tables are turned now cos I'm stealing YOUR job,
Did I say say steal? I mean I'm taking back what's mine,
Cos by the time this rap is through I'll be the Champ TIMES NINE!
PEACE!
Later,
Stu
Cliff's Notes
WELCOME!
TO FLAW!
IS!
CLIFFS NOTES!
And yes, I have returned.
Last week, I told you sycophants that history would remember my e-mail. It was, in Chris Alt's own words, "The best thing that's ever happened on this show".
You could say that I called my shot last week. And I delivered. But no. That’s not what it is.
I am a Prophet.
I opened your eyes. I spoke the truth. I called each and every one of you a loser. I revealed that you are surrounded by sycophants, and idiots, and hypocrites. And you responded with near unanimous approval. Your weak minds crave the truth, and you crave answers, and you crave excellence. And your votes have shown that you want more! I can see a future of excellence! And you have shown that you are willing to follow me through this jungle of mediocrity to a Promised Land of Excellence!
And now, you have so many questions.
How can Cliff possibly top last week?
How are you going to save us?
Why are you back here?
I thought we weren't worthy of your time?
How will your brilliance entertain us?
How did you become The Paragon of Virtue?
Just wait, children. Just wait. Do not worry. For I am the Best In The World at What I Do. And the answers will come. It will take time, but the answers will come. Like it or not, you will be saved.
But I am not only a Prophet. I am also a Creator.
It was because of my arrival, and ONLY because of my arrival, that Andy and Chris were forced to split the Monday Night Flaw podcast into two shows. The Creation of the "Male Bag" is only due to my arrival.
I am the Creator of the Intercontinental Belt.
I am the Creator of Serpiente Enmascarada!
And last week, I created The Revelation. I am the Creator of last week's email that has shaken every pillar, every foundation that this entire network rests on.
And I will continue to create excellence.
I am a Prophet. I am a Creator.
But there is more!
You see, this is The Spring of Cliff. And Spring is the time for cleaning.
Although, a better word would be "Cleansing". Or "Disinfecting". Or "Eradicating". Or "Destroying". Yes. Destroying is an excellent word.
I am a Destroyer.
I destroyed Stu's vice-like grip on the World Championship Belt.
I destroyed the hopes and dreams of the wannabes known as Adam Dan and Scott Taylor and Andy Gaston.
I destroyed the cheap foreign-language gimmick.
I destroyed mediocrity.
But most importantly, I have also destroyed the cages that your sheltered minds had built up. I have destroyed your low expectations.
Through my destruction, through my cleansing and disinfecting, a newer, better world can grow. And prosper. And we will all be able to rejoice in the Excellence that I will bring forward. All during the Spring of Cliff!
And my lessons are already being followed! You can see how others have clearly been influenced by the cleansing that I began last week!
Andy and the entire Flawedcast network are finally - FINALLY! - destroying the old website. Banishing that mediocre piece of crap to the wastelands. Rejoice! Destruction is a wonderful thing! Let us Praise our Brother Andy, as you are clearly very wise to follow my lead, and engage in your own act of destruction!
And Vince McMahon! He is also a destroyer this spring! One monumental change has arrived, and another is on the horizon! No doubt this is solely due to my e-mail last week!
First, Vince has destroyed the old, tired standard of what a World Championship Match should be! Punk vs Bryan! Two Indy-darling work-rate professionals! Ignore the timing of this feud - as Stu mentioned last week - Sheamus brogue-kicked a time lord, which is how Vince was inspired two months ago by my email last week!
And now, Vince is carefully considering the future of Randy Orton. I'm confident that Vince will continue the cleansing by destroying Randy's future with the WWE, and we will again Rejoice! All due to my influence!
And finally, it is now time for this week’s business.
There is one man who has not listened. He has not learned. He does not crave excellence.
Your pathetic attempt to taunt me is embarrassing, Junior!
Prophet. Creator. Destroyer. Yet, you think that I am afraid?
I am the one who brought tears to the eyes of BOTH of the hosts for Monday Night Flaw. Andy cried this past week. Chris cried after the first Serpiente e-mail.
I make others cry! I fear nothing, and I fear no man.
And yet, you insolent hypocrite, you went onto the internet. You dared to suggest that as one of the emailers to this show, that I would be afraid of attacking JB King and going after his IC Title!
You really think that I would be interested in moving backwards to compete for the IC Title? Only an idiot would think that! I am a FOUR TIME WORLD CHAMPION!
And four is apparently your favorite number, judging by your work on TV For Vendetta.
Chris Alt, you ass-clown, do yourself a favor, and before you embarrass yourself further, Please…shut… the hell…UP!
Chris Alt, you simpleton, you have failed to remember who you are dealing with. Yes, King has a track record of forcing you into spit-takes, and leaving you choking and gasping for air. But I have power over your emotions, your joy, and your sadness. Would you like a second chance at guessing which power should be feared more?
And what on God’s Green Earth are you hiding from, Chris Alt? What is your real last name? It certainly isn’t just “Alt”. That would be ridiculous. Is it short for Alter Ego? Is there an Altercation you are afraid of? Does it refer to your Alternative Lifestyle? Or simply, how easily your opinion is “Altered” by the prevailing winds! Oh wait. Now I see. This explains your friendship with Cam Gullet. It’s referring to the Alteration to your frontal lobe and testicles!
Now go away and discuss "Joanie Loves Chachi" for four hours.
And now, I have a few questions. These are for Andy only, as Chris has shown his opinion is meaningless.
First. Please rank the top 3 Kane female relationship storylines. Is AJ #1?
Second. I believe that a “Legend” Match or Segment should be an ongoing part of a three hour Raw, not just until the July 23rd official launch. It might get stale after a while, but if they limit each legend to only one appearance per year, it would force them to keep it fresh. They do need to fill three hours after all. Agree or Disagree?
Third. I like the current Kane-Punk-Bryan-AJ storyline. I’d prefer that they keep the title on Punk, but I could also see the Title switching back and forth between Punk and Bryan. However, I strongly believe that Punk needs to leave this feud with the title. I don’t fully buy that Bryan should win it from him yet. Also, I don’t believe anyone else is built up enough that Punk would benefit from chasing someone – except for Brock. Thoughts?
Fourth. When will you be replacing Chris Alt as your co-host?
And now, it is time for my final act of Destruction this week. You will notice that this email was sent from The Serpiente Account. I am now lighting a fire and burning this luchadore mask, and officially destroying this e-mail address. The cleansing will continue!
I am listening. I am watching. And I will return.
Cliffs Notes
JB King
Since the music backdrops worked better than expected I say we do that again. Listening to badly read lines and giggles with music in the background made me think of the show as a blooper and gag reel, which made me laugh harder. So ONTO THE BLOOPER REEL!
(((Carry on wayward son: Kansas)))
Hey guys well it looks like your server decided to pull a Thom Roper too eh? That’s too bad I really wanted to know the justifiable reason of me losing both belts this week. Don’t get me wrong Cliff did an amazing email. However you gave the belt to Nate after that horrible Buffalo Bills quip he made? Even he knew that was a stretch of joke. Hey look Chris what a perfect segway for a Nate Corbitt reaching joke! You Asshole. Hey Nate, wanna know whats going to be shorter than you? Andy and Chris’ marriages!(SAVETHESECONDDATE.COM) Is THAT interesting enough for you? Is that IC material? I don’t get it was it. Is it because I don’t have any significant features like being midget, a kid toucher, a cancer survivor, aggressive masturbator or a ginger who is known for blowing over more black guys than Katrina? Man that was bad, can I get a Foxxy Brown drop for that? (((Foxxy Drop)))
Hopefully you guys find me more interesting than Stu because God knows EVERYONE else forgot about him these past few weeks. A Hagus joke? How about a kilt joke? Hell I could have made fun of you last week with all the Caddy Shack references. Kill every Gopher/golfer joke ring a bell? Christ Stu how does it feel knowing you are more boring than the fucking Irish? We get it your bitter over being on a losing streak but at least I made it funny. Matter of fact I don’t even count your 7 previous wins. That was bush league. That’s when no one was trying and even Cam Gullet (((drop))) had a chance of winning. That was when Andy and Chris had your dick so far down their throats you could make a single Nate Corbitt joke and it was an automatic win even when no one agreed with it, fuck people power. Or maybe it was because you went all Scott Taylory and purposely recapped everything Chris and Andy said two days prior. Goddamnit Sheamus! This is why you don’t kick a time ward, it fucks up the timeline and makes Stu repeat things….
Oh Shit is King shooting again? HI SCOTTY GOLDMAN!
In all honesty though if you look at our emailers compared to the other ones from other shows there is clearly no competition. We understand we are what make MNF so goddamn awesome and I personally believe that all contributors deserve a round of applause for that. No seriously, go ahead and tell them guys.
(waits)
Hell even Cam Gullet retarded contributions make up why this podcast is so damn awesome. By the way I am not bitter over losing the World title. I had a fun time doing an email last week of just enjoying myself and I think you guys did too. See Stu, that’s called being a gracious loser! However I do want to point out that Cliff wants to do a Jericho gimmick and call us all wannabees. Even though I did a Jericho impression first by unmasking Serpiente de la cancer a week prior. Also going word for word on wrestler promos? I did it first too buddy. But im sure you and Shane Douglas only remembers 33 and a third percent of the time. But Ive grabbed the brass ring…and like what Nate Corbitt’s wife says after horrible midget sex, “Im glad im over that hump.” By the way Ive seen the sex tape, and if you hit the rewind button during the oral scenes, it look like Nates wife is giving birth to a miniaturized baby hewie with birth defects. (DOWNTHERABBITHOLE.COM) Calm down Nate you know I love you. Or are you still pissed at Kristen Stewart for treating you like shit on the set of Snow White? See Chris you can make dwarf references outside of Game of Thrones! Hell at least I did something different as far as jokes go. Enjoy the boring barrage of short jokes this week. Hopefully they are less spontaneous and irregular than your heart palpitations. (PUNSHOUSE.COM)
THIS JUST IN! CAM JUST SAW THIS GREAT NEW COMEDY CALLED CADDY SHACK!
Hey Bryan, why didn’t you tell me you did the voice over for Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy? Holy shit. I apologize to Cam for saying you had the most dragged on and excruciatingly painful podcast on this network. If I did the Junior Seau joke after TV for Vendetta show it would have been less of joke and more of actual reason to pull a Kurt Cobain. Andy, why the hell did you give Sylvester from the fucking Looney Tunes four hours? At least we know you now if Chris can put up with his torture for four hours than surely his daughters can. (Bryansvan.oh fuck it) Sorry… Sorry I no we have to come up with new jokes.
THIS JUST IN! CAM JUST INVENTED THIS WONDERFUL COMBINATION CALLED PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! Did I get him? Did Chris spit take yet? Alright screw it on to the questions!
QUESTION ONE: Vince McMahon….what the hell man? Was it me or did anyone else find it hilarious of Vince taking a cowboy hat from a midget, mocking JRs Bells palsy and to stand up RIGHT NEXT TO THE BE A STAR POSTER? Whats next is he going to tussle his NOW BROWN hair behind a just for men poster? That’s how you subliminally market Vince! Hey at least he didn’t mock the handicapped by-oh wait a minute! There goes a scooter! Screw you old cripples and morbidly obese. Not only that but his major ribs backstage were to Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder. Finally he decided to whoop out his genetic jackhammer and impregnate the funkadactyls. That’s right! First pterodactyl porn reference on Monday Night Flaw! (((Yo Adrian I did it! sound drop))). It was enough to piss off Big Show to develop air bending powers and force push Vince into Oblivion. Amazingly this is not the worst thing Vince has done in 15 years. Name some of the most offensive things you’ve seen Vince do on TV.
QUESTION TWO: The Fabertooth (((tiger growl drop))) S-R-S question of the night. You now have Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhode’s future in your hands. Both are phenomenal midcarders who are on the cusp of breaking the glass ceiling but now you have to make a choice. Think of it as a push and fire decision. One will go on to be a multi-time WWE champion and the other will be fired from WWE, join TNA and job out to Robbie E and Garrett Bischof weekly. Who gets pushed and who goes to TNA for the worst? Also explain why.
QUESTION THREE: Smackdown is building a flood of new talent. From Damien Sandow, Ryback, Antonio Cesaro, and team Prime time with even more on the horizon like Dean Ambrose, Chris Hero and Tyler Blac-…pfffft who am I kidding hes never being called up. Anyway which superstars are you enjoying the most and which do you think will get pushed or buried in the next few months? Will Antonio be joined by Chris Hero? Will Dean Ambrose make it big? Will Ryback be World Champion? Will Australia ever forgive Damien Sandow for causing mass genocide? Even with all the singles talent I also hope they push O’Neil and Young. Speaking of which, I wonder if Vince already realized he had a black tag team that did heelish antics whose catchphrase consisted of currency? Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars! Money, Money! Yeah Yeah! Whoops. Just wanted your thoughts seeing that a lot of main event talent is injured and the roster seems desperate for new stars.
So I guess that does it for me this week. I guess now you are wondering what I am going to do to close this week. Scott Steiner rant? Nah. You see you two jerks ask a lot from us. Some of us put in quite a bit of work just to make your program bearable. Along with Stu, Cliff, Adam Dan, Cam, Bryan, Dustin and myself amongst others do what we can to make you laugh and yet you ask for more? You expect us to write gold material each week? Well in closing I say this.
(((Don’t you forget about me: Breakfast Club theme)))
Dear Andy and Chris, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday to write our emails in definition for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think your both crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us, as you want to see us. In the simplest of terms. In the most convenient definitions. But as we found out, is that in each one of us
Is a second place racist,
A pedophile with a lisp,
A retarded ginger homosexual,
A midget with a bad ticker,
And a douchebag with cancer.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Monday Night Flaw Club.
Love Peace and penis grease, Johnny.
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Adam Dan
Hey, guys.
So I was driving home the other day and was remembering how horribly the WWE botched the Invasion angle. Contrary to popular belief, WCW wasn't horribly awful in its final iteration; everybody had just tuned them out. Newer stars like Shane Helms and Sean O'Haire had been developed and pushed, established mainstays like Lance Storm and Mike Awesome got their proper dues, while Booker T and Scott Steiner actually had a series of very solid matches leading up to Booker unifying the WCW & US belts on the last show.
Here's my question to you guys: how would YOU have booked the Invasion starting the following week on RAW if you had the entire WCW roster of that time under contract?
Keep up the giggle-shits.
-Adam
P.S. I hope Cam Gullet trips and falls dick-hole first on a rusty awl.
Dustin Faber
Hello to the amazing Monday Night Flaw,
What if wrestling had an offseason? I know the idea gets shopped around every now and then, but I think it would make the sport better. If wrestlers had two to three months off, they'd stay healthier and deep down, would probably be happier with their job. I'm sure that there are some who would prefer to work 24/7, but in the long run, their lives would probably be much better. I'd love to see the offseason start after the post-Wrestlemania RAW, and go until mid July, whereupon the WWE could start a build toward Summerslam. Sure, the WWE would lose some revenue from a lack of PPVs and live events, but a condensed schedule would make those other events even more important, which would get people like me to buy even more PPVs. Plus, the NFL (while more popular) only has a 16-game schedule, and I don't see them hurting for cash.
What say you?
In other thoughts,
• By all accounts, TNA had a great ppv on Sunday. I kinda wish I would have watched it. In your wrestling history, what PPV did you skip, thinking it would suck, only to regret the decision later on because it ended up being good (Money in the Bank 2011 here).
• I want to give a special thank you to everyone who emails. I sit at a desk for a living, and it gets really boring. I believe thanks are in order for the people who write in, as they entertain me to no fixed end.
Atom Dan, you beat cancer. Holy crap, you do realize how amazing that makes your life? Cancer destroys so many lives, and you kicked that sorry disease in the balls and told it to get gone. That's an amazing story, and every day you look in the mirror, you should stare confidently, knowing that you took the worst life had to offer and rose above it. You sir, are an inspiration to everyone. I would give ten years of my life just to experience the same victory that your soul undertook.
Cam, I actually listened to Army of Dorkness and enjoyed it. You certainly beat out listening to Colin Cowherd in the mornings. There are tools, and then there are people who move you, cause you to ponder all facets of life. Even though you say crazy, outlandish things that sometimes get me piping mad, deep down I sense you are a good fella. Since when do we agree 100 percent with anyone? Of all the people in the world, you are one of them.
Nate. Nate Corbitt. What can I say about you Nate that hasn't been said? If the ocean was brains, you'd have the Pacific ocean in your skull. My writings will do you no justice when it comes to describing your greatness. It's because of you that we have punshouse.com. It's because of you that I wake up in the morning with a reason to live. Punshouse.com is very well laid out, and your attention to detail in web design and in writing letters is something that shouldn't go unnoticed. A toast to the great Nate Corbitt!
Scott, I actually watched TNA for two straight weeks because of your recaps. TNA should hire you for publicity. Five stars for changing my life.
Hodgey's greatness escapes the written word.
Tom succeeds where virtually every other person fails in life. There are starving children in the world who will go to bed with a full stomach, just from the thought of someone like Tom existing in the world.
Stu, I've never met anyone from Europe. After hearing you speak, I never want to. Because every other person would be a huge letdown after tasting the greatness that is Flawedcast's signature Scottsman. One day a telemarketer called me. I asked who it was and they said their name was Stu. I immediately hung up the phone in disdain. How dare someone claim to be Stu and call me on the phone? As if they're worthy of sharing your great family name? It's a shameful thing.
JB King. Second place all those weeks in a row? Whatever. I realized that it was myself to blame, for I never registered to vote at punshouse.com until you had already won. I looked into the eyes of my infant daughter with shame, as I realized I had let her down. I failed to support good people in the world. She'll have to live with those consequences for the rest of her life, that her dad saw something good and pure and chose to not support it. It is my hope that you inspire me to become a better father and give you my undying love and support.
Chris, you are the quintessential co-host. You play the straight man as good as Andy Griffith ever did. In my Twitter account, twitter.com/16bitCatholic, I wrote that I would lay down my life for you. You are a brother, a friend, and even though you have zero common sense when it comes to the NBA Finals, you are a true genius and an irreplaceable part of anyone's life.
Andy, you should be making money off your producing skills. You really know how to produce good content, and your editing serves to make the content even funnier. I have friends who do voice over work, and your old man voice is gold, solid gold. If I saw your name in the credits of a major radio or television show in the next five to ten years, I wouldn't be surprised at all. You kick heavy duty booty.
And finally, Cliffs Notes. What you did last week was beyond extraordinary. You took a gimmick, built on it for weeks, and then unleashed one of the greatest doubleturns in the history of the written word. For weeks, I had no clue who El Serpiente was, only that he was a very funny spanish language person. And then, you pulled back the curtain. And blew our minds. The way you built that gimmick and turned it into that email was the stuff of legend. You should put your energy into being a writer, because Michael Crichton is looking down on you in amazement at your mastery of the written word. Monday Night Flaw will feature champions that will come and go, but you sir will remain number one in my brain for the rest of time.
Stu Little
Hey guys,
You were talking on the last Male Bag about Randy Orton possibly being let go by WWE. Well if he was, I wouldn't automatically assume that he'd go to TNA. A natural orator like him should consider getting into politics. Imagine the fillibusters!
"My name...is Randy...Orton...and I'm here...to talk to you...about Proposition...6...41. I believe...that making it...a crime...to poop in someone's bag...will destroy the freedoms...of many great americans."
On to this week's tv:
So I guess that beating Big Show gave Brodus Clay wasn't too serious huh? Just bad enough that he had to be moved to SmackDown to keep him out of Big Show's way. You know, working on SmackDown isn't the same thing as being in witness protection, even if it does provide you with about the same level of anonymity. I bet you're glad he said he was going to eat his opponents up though. Kelly Kelly's possibly leaving and with it, so would half your material. Also, is anyone else disappointed that Teddy's nametag hasn't gotten any bigger than it currently is? I expected it to keep growing and growing until he'd be walking around wearing a placard.
Booker T's favourite Raw moment is when he wrestled Buff Bagwell? Just how drunk is he? Well at least he didn't cite that time HHH called him "uppity" to his face and never got any comeuppance for it.
Sin Cara took on Drew MacIntyre. Sure, because when you've got a guy whose push got botched and people have trouble working with him because they can't understand him, you naturally pair him up with a guy who only speaks spanish.
Cody Rhodes didn't originally intend to jump the gun on the Peep Show this week. It's just that someone needed to fill time because Christian's stairlift was stuck half way up to the entrance ramp.
How does Hornswoggle dressing up as JR somehow embarass Cole? And if they aren't even going to let Sandow beat him up, then fuck it, just turn him heel. Make him a devious imp-like mastermind who manipulates bigger, more popular guys to do all the hard work for him. Like Nate does with Solly on Wait Till Next Year. PUNSHOUSE.COM!
Did Teddy really say Laurinaitis "axed" him to introduce Cesaro in his match? I don't see why we should buy how terrible this is for him when he seemed pretty happy dancing with the Funkadactyls earlier. Still, he'll inevitably be a shoulder for Aksana to cry on down the line when Cesaro dumps her for Shelly Martinez, his true areola-mate.
I liked how on Raw, Vince told Johnny that Sheamus' opponent and match had better be exciting and when it was over, he said to him "That's Strike One". When Vince can't even get excited about Tensai IN STORY, you know he's in trouble. Also, that beatdown on Sakamoto was really uncomfortable to watch. If only WWE had a japanese wrestler with an awesome theme tune who could have come to his aid...
So let me get this straight...it's okay for Layla to kiss a little kid as she makes her way down the aisle, but when Brian VanAlstyne does it...
Only Vince McMahon could make a JR impression look like Mickey Rooney's horribly racist portrayal of an asian man from Breakfast at Tiffany's.
We also saw Heath Slater get destroyed By Vader, who hadn't aged a day! True, Vader has never looked a day younger than 43, but still...
Punk and AJ vs. Kane and Bryan- first time a competitor has been eliminated by needing to change his pants?
Show told Vince he would never fire him, because even if he did, the contract would still obligate him to pay out "Millions of Dollars". Is Big Show the secret master of Young and O'Neill?
Well, that's it for this week, I suppose...
Oh, wait. No it's not. This show has now had 4 E-Mail of the Week Champions, and some of them are really getting some ideas about their place in the scheme of things, and forgetting who is the Trailblazer, The Icon, Mr. Monday Night Flaw, and
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME!
EIGHT TIME E-MAIL OF THE WEEK CHAMPION! I think EVERYONE has forgotten that, and you all think my time is over. Well no. It's not. If I have to do something drastic to prove that, then so be it. Andy, Mr. Edit Man, drop a phat beat for me. I'm going to spit at you all, with a track from my upcoming rap album "Kilt In Action"...
*start beat*
What!
Turn it up!
Uhh! Yeah!
Scott Land!
2012!
Yo, listen up, pay me some some attention,
Stu's the head teacher and he's giving you detention,
Jackin' each other other off, you all got a hand cramp,
So it's time for me to remind you all now who's the real champ,
I'm shooting on target, fear me? You better,
Drop the TV now cos this is straight up Vendetta!
My skills are still sharp, it's like a lightsaber,
But you all forgot my reign, like a mail from Dustin Faber,
But enough, that's done, the Mouse won't go out like that,
You forced me to a corner, so now I become The Rat,
Some may have beat me, but I'm still The Man,
I'll put you all on life support, like your name was Adam Dan!
The race is so not close, the finish ain't a photo op,
JB leave it to me, go back to crafting photoshop,
Now King I like you, but you're really more a Queen,
You're the biggest choke artist this network's ever seen,
You tried and tried and tried, and yes you finally won it,
But then you dropped to Cliff and Nate, way to Billy Gunn it!
I hope you guys see that I'm totally outclassin',
All y'all, but 'specially the Ginger Assassin,
Cam I don't really want to go and pick on you,
But only flow out your mouth is either shit or man goo,
You say you're in an Army, but your only drone is boring,
Do yourself a favour and stick to the gay-whoring!
You're totally outmatched by your co-host James Ryan,
You must be too distracted by the tranny pix you're eyein',
It's really sad to say, but when your voice I hear,
It makes me wish for an episode of Wait Till Next Year,
Stay out my way bitch, cos I'm bringing heavy goods,
You're just truck a stop waitress, but I'm Tiger Woods!
Natey, Natey. Natey, Natey, Nate,
You tried to make a comeback, but you're just too late,
You went to come out strong, calling my output shitty,
But just like you, the effort? Far too itty bitty,
It's Apocalypse and I'm the Horseman, solo, only,
You're the bald midget trailing behind me on a pony!
But worst of all, friend, your single biggest folly,
Was being catcher to the pitcher known as Fred Solly,
So you won the IC? Clap, Clap Clap,
But enough 'bout Cam's health problems, your portion has to wrap,
I always get a warm welcome when I visit Pun's House,
Cos when Nate's away, Mrs. Corbett's feeling THIS Mouse!
My flow's so ill, It's making me queasy,
But next target's soft, so I'm gonna take it easy,
Something something something something Brian VanAlstyne,
Something something 8 year old something something Balls Shined,
Yeah, that's right, you can make your own jokes,
Unless you're that fucking plagiarist known as Cliff Snotes!
Jericho called, he wants his debut promos back,
So just give it up already you no good punkass hack,
You posed as Mexican and impressed all these slobs,
But tables are turned now cos I'm stealing YOUR job,
Did I say say steal? I mean I'm taking back what's mine,
Cos by the time this rap is through I'll be the Champ TIMES NINE!
PEACE!
Later,
Stu
Cliff's Notes
WELCOME!
TO FLAW!
IS!
CLIFFS NOTES!
And yes, I have returned.
Last week, I told you sycophants that history would remember my e-mail. It was, in Chris Alt's own words, "The best thing that's ever happened on this show".
You could say that I called my shot last week. And I delivered. But no. That’s not what it is.
I am a Prophet.
I opened your eyes. I spoke the truth. I called each and every one of you a loser. I revealed that you are surrounded by sycophants, and idiots, and hypocrites. And you responded with near unanimous approval. Your weak minds crave the truth, and you crave answers, and you crave excellence. And your votes have shown that you want more! I can see a future of excellence! And you have shown that you are willing to follow me through this jungle of mediocrity to a Promised Land of Excellence!
And now, you have so many questions.
How can Cliff possibly top last week?
How are you going to save us?
Why are you back here?
I thought we weren't worthy of your time?
How will your brilliance entertain us?
How did you become The Paragon of Virtue?
Just wait, children. Just wait. Do not worry. For I am the Best In The World at What I Do. And the answers will come. It will take time, but the answers will come. Like it or not, you will be saved.
But I am not only a Prophet. I am also a Creator.
It was because of my arrival, and ONLY because of my arrival, that Andy and Chris were forced to split the Monday Night Flaw podcast into two shows. The Creation of the "Male Bag" is only due to my arrival.
I am the Creator of the Intercontinental Belt.
I am the Creator of Serpiente Enmascarada!
And last week, I created The Revelation. I am the Creator of last week's email that has shaken every pillar, every foundation that this entire network rests on.
And I will continue to create excellence.
I am a Prophet. I am a Creator.
But there is more!
You see, this is The Spring of Cliff. And Spring is the time for cleaning.
Although, a better word would be "Cleansing". Or "Disinfecting". Or "Eradicating". Or "Destroying". Yes. Destroying is an excellent word.
I am a Destroyer.
I destroyed Stu's vice-like grip on the World Championship Belt.
I destroyed the hopes and dreams of the wannabes known as Adam Dan and Scott Taylor and Andy Gaston.
I destroyed the cheap foreign-language gimmick.
I destroyed mediocrity.
But most importantly, I have also destroyed the cages that your sheltered minds had built up. I have destroyed your low expectations.
Through my destruction, through my cleansing and disinfecting, a newer, better world can grow. And prosper. And we will all be able to rejoice in the Excellence that I will bring forward. All during the Spring of Cliff!
And my lessons are already being followed! You can see how others have clearly been influenced by the cleansing that I began last week!
Andy and the entire Flawedcast network are finally - FINALLY! - destroying the old website. Banishing that mediocre piece of crap to the wastelands. Rejoice! Destruction is a wonderful thing! Let us Praise our Brother Andy, as you are clearly very wise to follow my lead, and engage in your own act of destruction!
And Vince McMahon! He is also a destroyer this spring! One monumental change has arrived, and another is on the horizon! No doubt this is solely due to my e-mail last week!
First, Vince has destroyed the old, tired standard of what a World Championship Match should be! Punk vs Bryan! Two Indy-darling work-rate professionals! Ignore the timing of this feud - as Stu mentioned last week - Sheamus brogue-kicked a time lord, which is how Vince was inspired two months ago by my email last week!
And now, Vince is carefully considering the future of Randy Orton. I'm confident that Vince will continue the cleansing by destroying Randy's future with the WWE, and we will again Rejoice! All due to my influence!
And finally, it is now time for this week’s business.
There is one man who has not listened. He has not learned. He does not crave excellence.
Your pathetic attempt to taunt me is embarrassing, Junior!
Prophet. Creator. Destroyer. Yet, you think that I am afraid?
I am the one who brought tears to the eyes of BOTH of the hosts for Monday Night Flaw. Andy cried this past week. Chris cried after the first Serpiente e-mail.
I make others cry! I fear nothing, and I fear no man.
And yet, you insolent hypocrite, you went onto the internet. You dared to suggest that as one of the emailers to this show, that I would be afraid of attacking JB King and going after his IC Title!
You really think that I would be interested in moving backwards to compete for the IC Title? Only an idiot would think that! I am a FOUR TIME WORLD CHAMPION!
And four is apparently your favorite number, judging by your work on TV For Vendetta.
Chris Alt, you ass-clown, do yourself a favor, and before you embarrass yourself further, Please…shut… the hell…UP!
Chris Alt, you simpleton, you have failed to remember who you are dealing with. Yes, King has a track record of forcing you into spit-takes, and leaving you choking and gasping for air. But I have power over your emotions, your joy, and your sadness. Would you like a second chance at guessing which power should be feared more?
And what on God’s Green Earth are you hiding from, Chris Alt? What is your real last name? It certainly isn’t just “Alt”. That would be ridiculous. Is it short for Alter Ego? Is there an Altercation you are afraid of? Does it refer to your Alternative Lifestyle? Or simply, how easily your opinion is “Altered” by the prevailing winds! Oh wait. Now I see. This explains your friendship with Cam Gullet. It’s referring to the Alteration to your frontal lobe and testicles!
Now go away and discuss "Joanie Loves Chachi" for four hours.
And now, I have a few questions. These are for Andy only, as Chris has shown his opinion is meaningless.
First. Please rank the top 3 Kane female relationship storylines. Is AJ #1?
Second. I believe that a “Legend” Match or Segment should be an ongoing part of a three hour Raw, not just until the July 23rd official launch. It might get stale after a while, but if they limit each legend to only one appearance per year, it would force them to keep it fresh. They do need to fill three hours after all. Agree or Disagree?
Third. I like the current Kane-Punk-Bryan-AJ storyline. I’d prefer that they keep the title on Punk, but I could also see the Title switching back and forth between Punk and Bryan. However, I strongly believe that Punk needs to leave this feud with the title. I don’t fully buy that Bryan should win it from him yet. Also, I don’t believe anyone else is built up enough that Punk would benefit from chasing someone – except for Brock. Thoughts?
Fourth. When will you be replacing Chris Alt as your co-host?
And now, it is time for my final act of Destruction this week. You will notice that this email was sent from The Serpiente Account. I am now lighting a fire and burning this luchadore mask, and officially destroying this e-mail address. The cleansing will continue!
I am listening. I am watching. And I will return.
Cliffs Notes
JB King
Since the music backdrops worked better than expected I say we do that again. Listening to badly read lines and giggles with music in the background made me think of the show as a blooper and gag reel, which made me laugh harder. So ONTO THE BLOOPER REEL!
(((Carry on wayward son: Kansas)))
Hey guys well it looks like your server decided to pull a Thom Roper too eh? That’s too bad I really wanted to know the justifiable reason of me losing both belts this week. Don’t get me wrong Cliff did an amazing email. However you gave the belt to Nate after that horrible Buffalo Bills quip he made? Even he knew that was a stretch of joke. Hey look Chris what a perfect segway for a Nate Corbitt reaching joke! You Asshole. Hey Nate, wanna know whats going to be shorter than you? Andy and Chris’ marriages!(SAVETHESECONDDATE.COM) Is THAT interesting enough for you? Is that IC material? I don’t get it was it. Is it because I don’t have any significant features like being midget, a kid toucher, a cancer survivor, aggressive masturbator or a ginger who is known for blowing over more black guys than Katrina? Man that was bad, can I get a Foxxy Brown drop for that? (((Foxxy Drop)))
Hopefully you guys find me more interesting than Stu because God knows EVERYONE else forgot about him these past few weeks. A Hagus joke? How about a kilt joke? Hell I could have made fun of you last week with all the Caddy Shack references. Kill every Gopher/golfer joke ring a bell? Christ Stu how does it feel knowing you are more boring than the fucking Irish? We get it your bitter over being on a losing streak but at least I made it funny. Matter of fact I don’t even count your 7 previous wins. That was bush league. That’s when no one was trying and even Cam Gullet (((drop))) had a chance of winning. That was when Andy and Chris had your dick so far down their throats you could make a single Nate Corbitt joke and it was an automatic win even when no one agreed with it, fuck people power. Or maybe it was because you went all Scott Taylory and purposely recapped everything Chris and Andy said two days prior. Goddamnit Sheamus! This is why you don’t kick a time ward, it fucks up the timeline and makes Stu repeat things….
Oh Shit is King shooting again? HI SCOTTY GOLDMAN!
In all honesty though if you look at our emailers compared to the other ones from other shows there is clearly no competition. We understand we are what make MNF so goddamn awesome and I personally believe that all contributors deserve a round of applause for that. No seriously, go ahead and tell them guys.
(waits)
Hell even Cam Gullet retarded contributions make up why this podcast is so damn awesome. By the way I am not bitter over losing the World title. I had a fun time doing an email last week of just enjoying myself and I think you guys did too. See Stu, that’s called being a gracious loser! However I do want to point out that Cliff wants to do a Jericho gimmick and call us all wannabees. Even though I did a Jericho impression first by unmasking Serpiente de la cancer a week prior. Also going word for word on wrestler promos? I did it first too buddy. But im sure you and Shane Douglas only remembers 33 and a third percent of the time. But Ive grabbed the brass ring…and like what Nate Corbitt’s wife says after horrible midget sex, “Im glad im over that hump.” By the way Ive seen the sex tape, and if you hit the rewind button during the oral scenes, it look like Nates wife is giving birth to a miniaturized baby hewie with birth defects. (DOWNTHERABBITHOLE.COM) Calm down Nate you know I love you. Or are you still pissed at Kristen Stewart for treating you like shit on the set of Snow White? See Chris you can make dwarf references outside of Game of Thrones! Hell at least I did something different as far as jokes go. Enjoy the boring barrage of short jokes this week. Hopefully they are less spontaneous and irregular than your heart palpitations. (PUNSHOUSE.COM)
THIS JUST IN! CAM JUST SAW THIS GREAT NEW COMEDY CALLED CADDY SHACK!
Hey Bryan, why didn’t you tell me you did the voice over for Jim Carrey in the Cable Guy? Holy shit. I apologize to Cam for saying you had the most dragged on and excruciatingly painful podcast on this network. If I did the Junior Seau joke after TV for Vendetta show it would have been less of joke and more of actual reason to pull a Kurt Cobain. Andy, why the hell did you give Sylvester from the fucking Looney Tunes four hours? At least we know you now if Chris can put up with his torture for four hours than surely his daughters can. (Bryansvan.oh fuck it) Sorry… Sorry I no we have to come up with new jokes.
THIS JUST IN! CAM JUST INVENTED THIS WONDERFUL COMBINATION CALLED PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY! Did I get him? Did Chris spit take yet? Alright screw it on to the questions!
QUESTION ONE: Vince McMahon….what the hell man? Was it me or did anyone else find it hilarious of Vince taking a cowboy hat from a midget, mocking JRs Bells palsy and to stand up RIGHT NEXT TO THE BE A STAR POSTER? Whats next is he going to tussle his NOW BROWN hair behind a just for men poster? That’s how you subliminally market Vince! Hey at least he didn’t mock the handicapped by-oh wait a minute! There goes a scooter! Screw you old cripples and morbidly obese. Not only that but his major ribs backstage were to Daniel Bryan and Zack Ryder. Finally he decided to whoop out his genetic jackhammer and impregnate the funkadactyls. That’s right! First pterodactyl porn reference on Monday Night Flaw! (((Yo Adrian I did it! sound drop))). It was enough to piss off Big Show to develop air bending powers and force push Vince into Oblivion. Amazingly this is not the worst thing Vince has done in 15 years. Name some of the most offensive things you’ve seen Vince do on TV.
QUESTION TWO: The Fabertooth (((tiger growl drop))) S-R-S question of the night. You now have Dolph Ziggler and Cody Rhode’s future in your hands. Both are phenomenal midcarders who are on the cusp of breaking the glass ceiling but now you have to make a choice. Think of it as a push and fire decision. One will go on to be a multi-time WWE champion and the other will be fired from WWE, join TNA and job out to Robbie E and Garrett Bischof weekly. Who gets pushed and who goes to TNA for the worst? Also explain why.
QUESTION THREE: Smackdown is building a flood of new talent. From Damien Sandow, Ryback, Antonio Cesaro, and team Prime time with even more on the horizon like Dean Ambrose, Chris Hero and Tyler Blac-…pfffft who am I kidding hes never being called up. Anyway which superstars are you enjoying the most and which do you think will get pushed or buried in the next few months? Will Antonio be joined by Chris Hero? Will Dean Ambrose make it big? Will Ryback be World Champion? Will Australia ever forgive Damien Sandow for causing mass genocide? Even with all the singles talent I also hope they push O’Neil and Young. Speaking of which, I wonder if Vince already realized he had a black tag team that did heelish antics whose catchphrase consisted of currency? Millions of Dollars! Millions of Dollars! Money, Money! Yeah Yeah! Whoops. Just wanted your thoughts seeing that a lot of main event talent is injured and the roster seems desperate for new stars.
So I guess that does it for me this week. I guess now you are wondering what I am going to do to close this week. Scott Steiner rant? Nah. You see you two jerks ask a lot from us. Some of us put in quite a bit of work just to make your program bearable. Along with Stu, Cliff, Adam Dan, Cam, Bryan, Dustin and myself amongst others do what we can to make you laugh and yet you ask for more? You expect us to write gold material each week? Well in closing I say this.
(((Don’t you forget about me: Breakfast Club theme)))
Dear Andy and Chris, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday to write our emails in definition for whatever it is we did wrong. But we think your both crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us, as you want to see us. In the simplest of terms. In the most convenient definitions. But as we found out, is that in each one of us
Is a second place racist,
A pedophile with a lisp,
A retarded ginger homosexual,
A midget with a bad ticker,
And a douchebag with cancer.
Does that answer your question?
Sincerely yours,
The Monday Night Flaw Club.
Love Peace and penis grease, Johnny.
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