MNF 27/Male Bag 10
Jul 6, 2012 12:58:42 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Jul 6, 2012 12:58:42 GMT -5
Check out Monday Night Flaw 27: Unplugged and MNF Male Bag 10: Yes We Cam on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw and then come back and cast your votes!
Aaron Gaston
The Bored Ultimatum
Der Vorsitzender and Knox Harrington,
Now cue the rampant plagiarism!
On MMAHole I like to stick to the motto of less of you and more of me always
makes for a good show. I even warned you that letting the listeners run things
would turn out worse than Nate Corbitt playing center for the Miami Heat.
but you refused to listen, and now you have an infestation. If you were JoPa,
they are Sandusky. If you were the Chargers they are Ryan Leaf. (Still stings,
doesn't it?) If you were Solly they would be your co-host.
I understand though. Every great idea hits a few rocky moments. Just look at
Henry Ford. He made millions, when millions meant something more than a sweaty
fat guy shoving $100 bills in your mouth after a nice back rub. (Virgil rub my
balls! Everyone has their price.) Ford then decided that backing a little known
political movement in Germany during the 1920's and 30's would be a good idea.
I urge you to learn form the past and stop this 4th Reich of mediocrity before
we end up with millions dead and some pissed off Russians. Is that what you
want? Mind you, it's a little late to kick those commie bastards while they're
down...
If those are your intentions gentlemen I for one will not stand by idly. This
aggression will not stand, man!
I hereby give you this ultimatum: Funny or Die
Make these "Friends of Dorothy" not suck or I will corrupt the Monday Night Flaw
web page with a virus that will infect all the listeners computers, phones,
slates, air-books, calculator watches, pagers, walk-man's, VCR's, HAM radios,
cars, televisions, even the little stilts that Nate has to wear in order to
shovel the snow in his driveway.
The virus is one of such malicious intent that it has the ability to infect any
mechanical or electronic device and force the user in the style of clockwork
orange to watch Cletus Van Damn molesting the litany of animals he has chained
to the leg of his Sister. (you see she's fat, and you need some weight to hold
27 different species of herbivore, usually larger quadrupeds of the bovine
variety, from running away while she pleasures herself with the host of Wait Til Next Year)
Gone are the innocent days of yore kids. I didn't work this hard on the website
just to have a bunch of slack jawed pole fancies piss it all away.
You have one month to comply,
-Spidey
Michael Hodge
Three Hours? Really
Hey Chrandy,
I watched my first full episode of RAW in years last night, and they kept mentioning that as of the 1,000th episode, they're going to a full-time 3-hour show. Given that the current 2-hour shows are likely less than an hour of original material (where "original" = "unaired," not necessarily "interesting"), how are they possibly going to fill a third hour without just resorting to more video packages?
What would you like to see them do with the extra time? "More wrestling" is a given, but would you like it to be set aside as, say, an hour dedicated to the tag division each week, or an hour dedicated to the IC/US division, or should they just try to fill the extra time with general wrestling?
That's it from me.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Austin Sanders
"I like this email already."
First off, I think an apology is in order. My email was un-timely due to
"being a bag of stupid." I spent many moons perfecting my first email much
like the ever so unoriginal Cilffs-notes. And when I was finally done
and satisfied with my amazing work, I took a deep breath and clicked the
send button. Everything felt right in the world! Except Cam still lives.
So.....that's a thing. One day rolls past and after a long day of
job searching, I came home, sat down, and chilled on my couch watching this
great new show that I think everyone needs to hear about, it's called The
News. I suddenly see a email pop up on my iphone and it was a response from
a job I've been working towards all my life. Yes ladies and gentlemen,
you're looking at the next cashier for the prestigious campus McDonalds.
(Insert clever and hurtful Adam Dan joke here). It was a day of rejoice for
this new college guy trying to fit in this new campus world until my heart
was suddenly shredded. My email did not go through to you guys. I quickly
resent it 5 times to make sure it could get sent in time for the next
mailbag. after that didn't work, I thought my own personal email was
fucking up on me as it always randomly does. I tired a different computer
and everything. I soon gave up and just figured it wasn't my place to be on
the malebag. I mean I did everything right. It's not like I fucked up the
email address or anything right? I mean I sent it to
mondaynightflaw@flawedcast.net, right where Andy always told us to send our
emails. About an hour later, I noticed a new malebag was up and was just
happy being a regular listener, until I heard the biggest derp on my part.
On that VERY episode, I understood my problem. I put a gun to my mouth and
was tempted to pull the trigger. But then I realized that this was just a
minor fuck up, The day was sunny and there was no need to be angry at the
world. However, two weeks later, I'm typing this with one hand. Gun is in
my mouth again. Cam is a champion.
I MUST UNDO THIS AT ONCE
Cam gullet? More like Aborted!
What the hell is wrong with both of you! Chris, you said that
you regretted calling Cam an ANYTHING, then cam makes a pathetic email and
he gets a FUCKING SLOW CLAP? DA FUCK? Ehh, whatever. That cum stain on Gods
green earth dosn't deserve my time anyway.
Well, I think I understand my place here. I think I know why God made me
want to email this show! I KNOW MY DESTINY. I MUST BE THE NEW DUSTIN FABER!
Because I think my worth is better spent asking questions rather than being
funny. so from now on I'll try to do just that.
Question 1. As early talk for the Hall of Fame begins, there is much talk
with former talent to see if they would want to be in it. I always thought
one man should be in the HOF but would never be offered. I am talking about
Jim Johnson, the composer that gave us many themes that we still
remember today. So do you think he deserves to be in the HOF? If so, why?
Also, what was you're favorite music composed by him?
Question 2. Many of us current fans are bored of storylines that the WWE
produces. But if it's one team on WWE that has done an amazing job, it's
the WWE editing staff. They make horrible storylines look like gold with
the video promos they put on before PPV matches, much like Jericho vs Punk.
I hated that feud and even I thought that if I was only interduced to the
feud based on the video promo, I would have appreciated it much more. So my
next question is, What was the best video promo you have ever seen on WWE.
Mine was the one before the Wrestlemaina 24 match featuring HHH, Cena and
Randy..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Orten.
And finally Question 3. Why was Cam Gullet champion? He should kill himself.
Fuck that faggot.
XOXOXOXOXOXO TheTallOne.
Thom Roper
Chris and Andy,
It's time for your weekly IMPACT RECAP! Now cue myyyyyyyyyy music!
(please play We Can Get Together!)
Stuff happened! Sonjay Dutt killed a jobber! Rashad Cameron used the
Facehurter! Cancer girl had cancer! Samoa Spartacus! AJ Styles is an
idiot! PREGNANCY! IT'S NOT MY FAULTTTTTTTTT!
No really, I just thought I'd drop by to say hi and respond to last
weeks emails.
Why is DevSop waiting a whole 5 weeks to drop his truth bomb on the
world? There's children who haven't even been born yet who he'll have
dated by the time that comes out.
Seriously Cam, who the fuck wrote your email? No just kidding, I was
very entertained by it. You need to stop slamming yourself in your
emails though! If self worth were brains, you'd be JB KING. Derrrrrrrr
On the top of that guy, I like how he made comparisons between my
wrestling career as an insult. I feel the need to make a better
comparison: my wrestling career is very much like his emails.
- mostly pointless
- witnessed by few
- enjoyed by none
- and both leave me either asleep in a lot of pain
Seriously Chris, next time you're at Pulaski Tech can you drop by the
English department and put an end to this dropkick already?
Adam Dan? More like die already!
That is all. Enjoy your week!
Adam Dan
Cam Gullet? More like Cum
Guzzle-It-All-With-A-Funnel-Then-Use-A-Spoon-To-Clean-Up-The-Rest!!!
Cam Gullett
Cliff proclaiming that he is "the best in the world at what he does" was
made even more adorable when he finished behind Adam and myself. That's
like finishing 4th in the special olympics. Does cancer qualify one for
that?
I tweeted Chris Jericho last week to.try and get Cliff some fresh material
but even Jericho himself is too bored with Cliff's schtick to give a fuck.
I'm sure that he will have some lame ass jokes about me needing to go suck
some more dick or give some sailors handjobs or whatever, and to that I
would point out that at least I use my hands and mouth for the good of
mankind unlike his useless drivel each and every week.
After watching Pixar's new movie "Brave" I think that I finally figured out
why Tom Roper doesn't like Damien Sandow. Scottish people are apparently
afraid of bears.
Cam Gullett, more like Cam likes penises in his gullet.
I understand that WWE thinks that Smackdown is the Adam Dan of its
programming block, but goddamn if their Mitb match isn't shaping up to be
one of the most exciting. Dolph should be the odds on favorite to favorite
to win this thing which probably means that Tensai will be your NEW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in the coming weeks.
Is AJ the best diva since Trish or is she just the first one to get a
halfway decent storyline?
Now that Zack Ryder is going to be temporary GM of Smackdown; is JB King
going to be invited to Smackdown next week as the red bull swilling,
affliction wearing, honda accord with a spoiler riding, Broski of the week?
Take care, spike your hair
"Dashing" Cam Gullett
Brian VanAlstyne
Four
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death….
The Horsemen ride…
Apocalypse will soon be upon Monday Night Flaw.
DevSop
Stu
Long Live The King
Hey guys...
#I've Still Got It! (Clap Clap, ClapClapClap)
I've Still Got It! (Clap Clap, ClapClapClap)
Seriously
though, it's good to be back on top. Thank you to everyone who voted
for me, and for the other contributors for keeping me on my toes. I
really thought my rap would get me back as champion, and when that
failed, I worried about having nothing left in the tank. But now I feel
rejuvenated. I've found My Smile again. I know I've still got lots to
offer, even as I get older. I turned 28 last week, and my ever greying
hair preys on my self esteem. Pretty soon I'll look like Richard Gere.
Speaking
of guys who allegedly stick gerbils up their ass, time to congratulate
the new Intercontinental Champion. "Dashing" Cam Gullet? More
like..."Flashing" Bum Nugget, am I right? Wow, Cam...I didn't know you
had a pulse!
THIS JUST IN! Cam's discovered this great new thing called "Adrenaline"!
But
seriously, not only did you reclaim the IC title but you also got the
Slow Clap from Andy. I'm sure it was a nice break from the regular kind.
I
expect Thom will come back this week in response to all I said on the
last Male Bag. Well, I ran through all my australia material for now, so
I'll just say...Thom Roper? More like...Cam's Mom Groper, am I right?
Ah, he's probably going to win this week with a litany of kilt, haggis
and heart failure jokes at my expense.
James Enright didn't even
try to defend his title last week? I want that man brought up on charges
of desertion! It's the best thing for him. With any luck him, a yuppie,
a crazy guy and a angry black man with too much jewelry will promptly
escape from a maximum security stockade into the Los Angeles
Underground. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and you
can find them, maybe you could hire...The E-Team.
*drop A-Team Theme*
Brian VanAlstyne is counting down to something? Oh shit, is it the removal of his
ankle monitor? Mothers, lock up your daughters. No, seriously, lock
them up. If you don't, he will.
I was shocked to learn that
someone on the Flawedcast Network called this show repetitive.
Repetitive? REPETITIVE? This is a showcase for ORIGINAL, boundary
pushing material. Yes, we often run along a theme, but we innovate, not
replicate. We expand on the concept, we don't just recycle the same joke
over and over.
-Punk took on Kane, in ANOTHER rematch from SmackDown.
Goddammit Sheamus! This is why you don't Brogue Kick a Timelord. It
fucks the timeline up and makes history repeat itself!
Uh, excuse me. Lost myself there for a moment. Onto this week's wrestling:
With
Damien Sandow getting a spot in Money In The Bank, I sure how they
don't have HIM doing the "fall of the ladder and land crotch first on
the ropes" spot. Not unless they WANT the front row fans splattered with
his exploded grapefruits.
I agree with you guys too that the
faces ganging up on Otunga was pretty excessive and dickish. The only
way it could have gotten worse is if they stuck him in a Pandorica
afterwards.
Eve Torres returned for a segment with AJ that was
crying out to end with the crazy chick planting a kiss on her. Even the
audience seemed to be expecting it, but it didn't happen. Why not? It
can't be because of the PG-Rating. Remember that poll they took a few
weeks ago about who AJ should be with out of Punk, Kane and Bryan, and
they included the winning option of "All of Them"? If a gangbang is
acceptable subject matter, then why not this? Instead, they went another
direction as during the main event....AJ!!!
...GOT THE TABLE!!
And
put both Punk and Bryan through it. I do hope she comes out to the
Dudley Boyz theme next week, as the first lines from her current one
have been stuck in my head on an infinite "Hey Ya"esque loop, and I'm
starting to get nosebleeds from it.
Speaking of more extreme
spots though, I agree with your thoughts last week about hardcore
matches having to have a story and the violence needing a reason, and
this was exemplified in two matches I saw at a live show over the
weekend. One was a Last Man Standing match that told the story of the
two opponents really hating each other effectively with the various
spots, which all felt natural and like they had a point, particularly
when one of them just refused to stay down after many kendo stick shots
to the head, the match eventually decided by a Green Bay Plunge off the
second rope and onto a barb wire board. The second match had arguably
just as much violence at times, but successfully managed to capture a
more lighthearted feel due to the performances of the two guys involved,
who were meant to be only really doing the match for shits and giggles.
It's a testament to that that in a match with thumbtacks and a
fluorescent lightbulb spot(don't worry, just one), the one part that
probably got the crowd gasping the loudest was when one guy rubbed half a
lemon into the other's bleeding back. It also ended on the hilarious
note of being a tie due to time limit being reached, and in response to
chants of "one more round", the guy who took the most damage just got a
mic and said he'd love to, but he really needed to go to the bathroom.
You wouldn't have got that with a more serious and drawn out type of
affair.
Anyway, that's it for this week guys. Take care.
Stu
P.S. Cam Gullet? More like Cum Mullet, with all that jizz in his hair. Am I Right?
Cliffs Notes
A brief note from CliffsNotes
Welcome! To:
FLAW IS CLIFFS NOTES!!!
You're doing a show over the 4th of July? Really? This is like one of those
Raw shows over Christmas break, where they want to avoid all continuity and
don't bother trying to be entertaining, so they have John Cena vs Santino
Marella in the main event. Happy Independence Day America. Enjoy this second
rate programming.
Congrats to Stu for finally returning to the top of the mountain. I assume
you'll have time to write a winning email this week, since you are still under
the rule of England. I don't understand it, but to each their own I suppose.
The Scottish are like the Canadians and the Australians and Cam Gullet: you
could have your Independence, but you seem perfectly willing to continue to
allow The Queen's Navy to dominate you.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Stu. I'm busy this week, so I will be brief. But when
I finish honoring our Independence like other Americans by blowing shit up,
scaring dogs, and visiting the emergency room, I'll be back to reclaim my title.
You know, since I've dominated the main event recently, I've had to endure the
shots. Everybody wants to knock off the champ. I get it. It comes with the
territory.
Chris Alt wants to disrespect me. Well, that campaign is well under way.
Cam Gullet wants to take cheap shots at me. Whatever. Not worth my time.
And now, JB King wants to take some shots at me. King, you claimed you knew
Serpiente's identity, but you didn't. And I hate to do this to you, but you
brought it on yourself. King, you and Cam Gullet are so very much alike. You
mock "all my gimmicks", but you are again wrong. I am not Vin Tanner. But it
delights me to no end that you have convinced yourselves that I am Vin Tanner.
You have to dream things up and make false accusations about me in attempts to
be insult me. Clearly, you are intimidated by me, and jealous of me, and can't
stop thinking about me. It's ok, though. I am comfortable with my greatness,
and I know that fools and joker's will try to challenge me, hoping to get off a
lucky punch at the champ. But not you boys. You continue to pile up
embarrassing evidence of your errors, and you will never be a match for me.
Also, the Voters want to disrespect me. Really? I know that I didn't put
everything into last week's email, but it was still better than Cam or Adam Dan.
But just because they raised their level up from putrid to mediocrity, and I
slipped from Excellence to "Still Pretty Damn Good", you losers decide to vote
for Cam and Adam.
You want to know how good my email was last week? Just look at poor Dustin
Faber. He knew in his heart to stay away last week, as he didn't email the
show. I'm sure he's hiding again this week. His fragile little fingers are
still shaking, and he will be unable to type up a response to me. Stay home
Dustin. Enjoy your own podcast.
So you voters had better shape up. JB King - I will not pander to voters. I
will threaten them. You listeners had better start voting for me, if you want
to keep me around. I am the one you look forward to hearing. I am the one that
makes you sit on the edge of your seat. I am the one that entertains you. I am
the one who has raised the bar. I am the "best thing that's ever happened on
this show." You do not want to lose me from this show.
I am Cliffs Notes.
And I will return, to claim what is mine.
Dustin Faber
Normally I'd let this go. Normally I wouldn't say anything. I was content.
I was content to ride off into the sunset and revert back to old form,
asking Chris and Andy who their favorite intercontinental champion of all
time was, and if they thought Cena would turn heel after winning Money in
the Bank.
I took last week off from emailing because I wanted to let other people
shine. Give them the glory they so richly deserved. Dustin Faber's out of
the title picture. He gave up his belt for the good of the show. What could
possibly go wrong?
In hindsight, I was a fool for being so naive. I put my headphones on at
work and what did I hear? Some great emails. Some hysterical moments. And
then I heard you, Cliffs Notes.
Oh I can take a joke. You wanna poke fun at me, that's great. I laugh when
everyone else gets laughed at, so I'd be a hypocrite if I demanded special
treatment. But the bottom line is that you stuck your nose where it didn't
belong. And that's where I draw a line.
I never bring up my religion in any of my emails. If people want to hear me
talk about religious things, there's plenty of other outlets for them to do
so. But there's only so much poking and prodding a man can take. You say I
didn't pay you enough respect? I guess you forgot about Male Bag 7, in
which I said "Champions will come and go, but you sir will remain number
one in my brain forever." I guess ignoring facts is your new gimmick.
Cliff's Notes, you talk about my sister working at Waffle House. My sister
has held a lot of jobs. Retail, babysitter, you name it. And yeah, so she
worked at Waffle House. She worked hard for her family, and I'd rather her
sacrifice by flipping hashbrowns than taking off her top.
We have dignity in this family. Even if it's taking a job that's less than
stellar, we Fabers get our hands dirty and take care of business, no matter
how demeaning it may be.
You talk about my father leaving Catholicism. You laughable child: My
father never subscribed to Catholicism. My family never embraced
Catholicism. I'm the only one who did. I did it. I chose that path as an
adult. Nobody forced me, I didn't follow along just because it was in my
blood. I made that decision for me. I chose my own path.
You see, everything I've done on Monday Night Flaw has been of my own
creation. I was straight edge long before CM Punk dropped that pipe bomb in
the summer of 2011. I didn't steal this lovable, over-the-top
kindheartdeness character from some wannabe wrestler, this gimmick is my
own. From my own heart. You sir, you are the sad imitator.
But enough. Enough. You want me gone. And I can see why you'd want that, as
I threaten every chance of success you have on this show. The only reason
you won that belt after I did is because I laid it down and walked away.
You've never beaten me one-on-one. I'm laying down the gauntlet. It's gonna
be Male Bag 12. You get more votes than me on that show, I'll send one last
email praising you to the end of time. I'll put you over once and for all,
and that will be the last you see of dustin Faber on the male bag.
But if I win? Then you drop this ridiculous charade you call a gimmick.
Flaw is Cliffs Notes? No more. No, if I get more votes than you, then you
you'll be the one who leaves town. I'm sure we'll all move on with our
lives really quickly. I think people would rather see an authentic email
than words from a rambling loser like yourself.
I look forward to your response next week.
JB King
Fwd: Taking it Easy
> Hey guys just got back from vacation and hope all of you had a great Independence Day. Did Chris get over his swamp ass yet? I on the other hand decided to do the most patriotic thing this year by drinking way to much Bacardi 151 and play with an assortment of illegal fireworks. By the way Andy, look forward to a submission from me for the next Flawedcast. It will be a game of “Is this a sex position or a name for a firework?” P.S. The answer to “Nut Buster” may surprise you. Anyway, this won't be a emailer of the week contender, I'm taking it easy. However, I didn't want to miss our historic 10th episode!
>
> I was also enjoying several other podcasts while on vacation. Chris, I believe you may have mentioned that we could have other hosts guest appear on different shows. You might want to be careful on your selection however. You could have an episode of DevSop on Nate Corbitt’s show and call it “Wait ‘til Puberty”. Maybe we can have an Alcholocaust with Bryan and Cam and call the show “HI-DEF” because to enjoy it, you would have to be either high or deaf. Then again, it won’t be as bad as Chris going on Army of Dorkness to discuss about things he hasn’t seen, like EVERY movie after 1993. By the way, I’m sorry Andy. I’m going to leave you alone on the Call of Duty bullshit and go after Chris for not watching movies.
>
> Andy:“I like this guy already.”
>
> First the Cable Guy, then Grandma’s Boy and now American Psycho? If Chris went to talk about movies on Army of Dorkness, it would be a battle of the “umms” between Cam and himself while James would just pull a Thom Roper. Speaking of movies, I am going to rush this email to go watch one as we speak. And sorry to piss you off Chris, but yes I’m going to watch Ted. Sure it’s a Seth McFail movie, but I got free tickets. And if I can score points with my lady without making eye contact or saying three words to her, then why not. Two hours of putting up with childish humor is worth the road head. Hell, I put up with bad childish humor for 2 hours every Friday when I listen to Male Bag.
>
> Why haven’t I mentioned wrestling yet? Because apparently no one else does as last week’s Male Bag pointed out. And if you do mention wrestling, no one is going to give a shit. Wrestling? On this podcast? You must be lost there Jim Cornette, this is an entertainment podcast. Male Bag has went from a podcast about people talking about what they thought about wrestling each week to everyone just talking shit about each other and making wrestling the commercial break in between. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME! We are now impact wrestling! It’s 2 hours of bullshit with wrestling mentioned once in a blue moon. And I love it.
>
> Then again, since you guys just got done talking about 6-8 hours of wrestling on Monday, maybe we shouldn’t talk about it anymore and just get to the Cam Slams. I’m sure enough people had made Joey Chestnut jokes about him. And I’m sure people are making fun of him because he is now the only contributor to get the “slow clap” from Andy and still not win. Yay! Cam Gullet, the Mr. Kennedy of MNF.
>
> I’m not really going to bother with the whole Cam Slam thing. I’m sure Cam is doing all the work for us. And I’m sure Adam Dan is taking time off from his job being the clown from McDonalds to take the time to write an email. If you ever wondered what a fight between Ronald McDan and Cam Gullet would look like, just watch the Doink and Heath Slater match.
>
> But I will say that you guys were a nice replacement from Scott “NiteQuil” Taylor but I did miss the usual catchphrases he makes. I didn’t hear any “HEY FUCKERS” to open the show nor did I hear you ramble on about how Madison Rayne is a hooker, call Jeff Hardy “Ed Hardy”, give every match 5 stars, or make the proclamation that Brooke Tessmacher looks more and more like an clean shaved Kurt Russell each week.
>
> Anyway, I will continue on with the questions and hope for some good to come out of it, because like Andy always says “What have I got to lose? (except weight)” (250POUNDSMYASS.COM)
>
> Andy: "I hate this guy already."
>
> Question One: What’s more devastating a top rope splash from Vader or a Bronco Buster from Damien Sandow? I’m pretty sure I just gave another fanfic for Cam to write about.
>
> Question Two: Is the divas division just going to die in 3 months? I know the Divas division was never utilized correctly but now it seems the only women of the WWE even being used are more valets then actual wrestlers. The only Divas that have taken up the majority of TV time is AJ, Vickie and Eve. Kelly Kelly is gone, the Bellas left, Kong is still MIA, Natalya is no where to be found and even Beth Phenoix is almost non-existent. Are they going to lose so many Divas that the divison will go the way of the cruiserweight title?
>
> Question Three: It’s time for some fantasy booking! All this NXT talk had me thinking. What would NXT had been like if it started between 2006-2007? You could follow the same rules of eight participants with one winner. In case you forgot who were the young rookies back then here are the eight possible contestants.
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> CM Punk
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> Mr. Kennedy
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> Elijah Burke
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> Umaga
>
> The Great Khali
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> Bobby Lashley
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> MVP
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> Santino
>
> Of these eight who do think would have won? The internet gem CM Punk? The over the top gimmicks of Kennedy or MVP? Or the obvious Vince McMahon favorite of Bobby Lashley? Just wanted your thoughts.
>
> Question Four: Finally, do you think Sheamus is going to get shoved down our throats like Cena did 7 years ago? Like Cena’s first title run, he is going up against heels and can still not get the crowd on his side. Is Vince just going to rib us like he did with Cena and Orton and tell us to shut up and deal with it, or do you think they will make Sheamus drop the belt and make him chase the title in order to get over again? I don’t hate Sheamus, I just wonder if he is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>
> Well that’s it for this week. In celebration for making it to 10 episodes I humbly ask all contributors to take the time next week to recall their favorite moments in past Male Bags 1-10. It can be a spoof of what WWE is doing for the 1000th episode. What was your favorite quotes, slams, and mishaps? And to keep it easier you can’t just talk about yourself. Personally I loved my rival Stu’s Brock Lesnar run on sentence tribute. And I enjoyed Cliff’s Y2J proclamation, the good one not the Ron Paul one. I would also like to hear from Andy and Chris what they have enjoyed over the past few months from all of us. Here is to another fun 10 episodes!
>
> Love, peace and penis grease
>
> Johnny
>
>
Aaron Gaston
The Bored Ultimatum
Der Vorsitzender and Knox Harrington,
Now cue the rampant plagiarism!
On MMAHole I like to stick to the motto of less of you and more of me always
makes for a good show. I even warned you that letting the listeners run things
would turn out worse than Nate Corbitt playing center for the Miami Heat.
but you refused to listen, and now you have an infestation. If you were JoPa,
they are Sandusky. If you were the Chargers they are Ryan Leaf. (Still stings,
doesn't it?) If you were Solly they would be your co-host.
I understand though. Every great idea hits a few rocky moments. Just look at
Henry Ford. He made millions, when millions meant something more than a sweaty
fat guy shoving $100 bills in your mouth after a nice back rub. (Virgil rub my
balls! Everyone has their price.) Ford then decided that backing a little known
political movement in Germany during the 1920's and 30's would be a good idea.
I urge you to learn form the past and stop this 4th Reich of mediocrity before
we end up with millions dead and some pissed off Russians. Is that what you
want? Mind you, it's a little late to kick those commie bastards while they're
down...
If those are your intentions gentlemen I for one will not stand by idly. This
aggression will not stand, man!
I hereby give you this ultimatum: Funny or Die
Make these "Friends of Dorothy" not suck or I will corrupt the Monday Night Flaw
web page with a virus that will infect all the listeners computers, phones,
slates, air-books, calculator watches, pagers, walk-man's, VCR's, HAM radios,
cars, televisions, even the little stilts that Nate has to wear in order to
shovel the snow in his driveway.
The virus is one of such malicious intent that it has the ability to infect any
mechanical or electronic device and force the user in the style of clockwork
orange to watch Cletus Van Damn molesting the litany of animals he has chained
to the leg of his Sister. (you see she's fat, and you need some weight to hold
27 different species of herbivore, usually larger quadrupeds of the bovine
variety, from running away while she pleasures herself with the host of Wait Til Next Year)
Gone are the innocent days of yore kids. I didn't work this hard on the website
just to have a bunch of slack jawed pole fancies piss it all away.
You have one month to comply,
-Spidey
Michael Hodge
Three Hours? Really
Hey Chrandy,
I watched my first full episode of RAW in years last night, and they kept mentioning that as of the 1,000th episode, they're going to a full-time 3-hour show. Given that the current 2-hour shows are likely less than an hour of original material (where "original" = "unaired," not necessarily "interesting"), how are they possibly going to fill a third hour without just resorting to more video packages?
What would you like to see them do with the extra time? "More wrestling" is a given, but would you like it to be set aside as, say, an hour dedicated to the tag division each week, or an hour dedicated to the IC/US division, or should they just try to fill the extra time with general wrestling?
That's it from me.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Austin Sanders
"I like this email already."
First off, I think an apology is in order. My email was un-timely due to
"being a bag of stupid." I spent many moons perfecting my first email much
like the ever so unoriginal Cilffs-notes. And when I was finally done
and satisfied with my amazing work, I took a deep breath and clicked the
send button. Everything felt right in the world! Except Cam still lives.
So.....that's a thing. One day rolls past and after a long day of
job searching, I came home, sat down, and chilled on my couch watching this
great new show that I think everyone needs to hear about, it's called The
News. I suddenly see a email pop up on my iphone and it was a response from
a job I've been working towards all my life. Yes ladies and gentlemen,
you're looking at the next cashier for the prestigious campus McDonalds.
(Insert clever and hurtful Adam Dan joke here). It was a day of rejoice for
this new college guy trying to fit in this new campus world until my heart
was suddenly shredded. My email did not go through to you guys. I quickly
resent it 5 times to make sure it could get sent in time for the next
mailbag. after that didn't work, I thought my own personal email was
fucking up on me as it always randomly does. I tired a different computer
and everything. I soon gave up and just figured it wasn't my place to be on
the malebag. I mean I did everything right. It's not like I fucked up the
email address or anything right? I mean I sent it to
mondaynightflaw@flawedcast.net, right where Andy always told us to send our
emails. About an hour later, I noticed a new malebag was up and was just
happy being a regular listener, until I heard the biggest derp on my part.
On that VERY episode, I understood my problem. I put a gun to my mouth and
was tempted to pull the trigger. But then I realized that this was just a
minor fuck up, The day was sunny and there was no need to be angry at the
world. However, two weeks later, I'm typing this with one hand. Gun is in
my mouth again. Cam is a champion.
I MUST UNDO THIS AT ONCE
Cam gullet? More like Aborted!
What the hell is wrong with both of you! Chris, you said that
you regretted calling Cam an ANYTHING, then cam makes a pathetic email and
he gets a FUCKING SLOW CLAP? DA FUCK? Ehh, whatever. That cum stain on Gods
green earth dosn't deserve my time anyway.
Well, I think I understand my place here. I think I know why God made me
want to email this show! I KNOW MY DESTINY. I MUST BE THE NEW DUSTIN FABER!
Because I think my worth is better spent asking questions rather than being
funny. so from now on I'll try to do just that.
Question 1. As early talk for the Hall of Fame begins, there is much talk
with former talent to see if they would want to be in it. I always thought
one man should be in the HOF but would never be offered. I am talking about
Jim Johnson, the composer that gave us many themes that we still
remember today. So do you think he deserves to be in the HOF? If so, why?
Also, what was you're favorite music composed by him?
Question 2. Many of us current fans are bored of storylines that the WWE
produces. But if it's one team on WWE that has done an amazing job, it's
the WWE editing staff. They make horrible storylines look like gold with
the video promos they put on before PPV matches, much like Jericho vs Punk.
I hated that feud and even I thought that if I was only interduced to the
feud based on the video promo, I would have appreciated it much more. So my
next question is, What was the best video promo you have ever seen on WWE.
Mine was the one before the Wrestlemaina 24 match featuring HHH, Cena and
Randy..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Orten.
And finally Question 3. Why was Cam Gullet champion? He should kill himself.
Fuck that faggot.
XOXOXOXOXOXO TheTallOne.
Thom Roper
Chris and Andy,
It's time for your weekly IMPACT RECAP! Now cue myyyyyyyyyy music!
(please play We Can Get Together!)
Stuff happened! Sonjay Dutt killed a jobber! Rashad Cameron used the
Facehurter! Cancer girl had cancer! Samoa Spartacus! AJ Styles is an
idiot! PREGNANCY! IT'S NOT MY FAULTTTTTTTTT!
No really, I just thought I'd drop by to say hi and respond to last
weeks emails.
Why is DevSop waiting a whole 5 weeks to drop his truth bomb on the
world? There's children who haven't even been born yet who he'll have
dated by the time that comes out.
Seriously Cam, who the fuck wrote your email? No just kidding, I was
very entertained by it. You need to stop slamming yourself in your
emails though! If self worth were brains, you'd be JB KING. Derrrrrrrr
On the top of that guy, I like how he made comparisons between my
wrestling career as an insult. I feel the need to make a better
comparison: my wrestling career is very much like his emails.
- mostly pointless
- witnessed by few
- enjoyed by none
- and both leave me either asleep in a lot of pain
Seriously Chris, next time you're at Pulaski Tech can you drop by the
English department and put an end to this dropkick already?
Adam Dan? More like die already!
That is all. Enjoy your week!
Adam Dan
Cam Gullet? More like Cum
Guzzle-It-All-With-A-Funnel-Then-Use-A-Spoon-To-Clean-Up-The-Rest!!!
Cam Gullett
Cliff proclaiming that he is "the best in the world at what he does" was
made even more adorable when he finished behind Adam and myself. That's
like finishing 4th in the special olympics. Does cancer qualify one for
that?
I tweeted Chris Jericho last week to.try and get Cliff some fresh material
but even Jericho himself is too bored with Cliff's schtick to give a fuck.
I'm sure that he will have some lame ass jokes about me needing to go suck
some more dick or give some sailors handjobs or whatever, and to that I
would point out that at least I use my hands and mouth for the good of
mankind unlike his useless drivel each and every week.
After watching Pixar's new movie "Brave" I think that I finally figured out
why Tom Roper doesn't like Damien Sandow. Scottish people are apparently
afraid of bears.
Cam Gullett, more like Cam likes penises in his gullet.
I understand that WWE thinks that Smackdown is the Adam Dan of its
programming block, but goddamn if their Mitb match isn't shaping up to be
one of the most exciting. Dolph should be the odds on favorite to favorite
to win this thing which probably means that Tensai will be your NEW WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in the coming weeks.
Is AJ the best diva since Trish or is she just the first one to get a
halfway decent storyline?
Now that Zack Ryder is going to be temporary GM of Smackdown; is JB King
going to be invited to Smackdown next week as the red bull swilling,
affliction wearing, honda accord with a spoiler riding, Broski of the week?
Take care, spike your hair
"Dashing" Cam Gullett
Brian VanAlstyne
Four
War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death….
The Horsemen ride…
Apocalypse will soon be upon Monday Night Flaw.
DevSop
Stu
Long Live The King
Hey guys...
#I've Still Got It! (Clap Clap, ClapClapClap)
I've Still Got It! (Clap Clap, ClapClapClap)
Seriously
though, it's good to be back on top. Thank you to everyone who voted
for me, and for the other contributors for keeping me on my toes. I
really thought my rap would get me back as champion, and when that
failed, I worried about having nothing left in the tank. But now I feel
rejuvenated. I've found My Smile again. I know I've still got lots to
offer, even as I get older. I turned 28 last week, and my ever greying
hair preys on my self esteem. Pretty soon I'll look like Richard Gere.
Speaking
of guys who allegedly stick gerbils up their ass, time to congratulate
the new Intercontinental Champion. "Dashing" Cam Gullet? More
like..."Flashing" Bum Nugget, am I right? Wow, Cam...I didn't know you
had a pulse!
THIS JUST IN! Cam's discovered this great new thing called "Adrenaline"!
But
seriously, not only did you reclaim the IC title but you also got the
Slow Clap from Andy. I'm sure it was a nice break from the regular kind.
I
expect Thom will come back this week in response to all I said on the
last Male Bag. Well, I ran through all my australia material for now, so
I'll just say...Thom Roper? More like...Cam's Mom Groper, am I right?
Ah, he's probably going to win this week with a litany of kilt, haggis
and heart failure jokes at my expense.
James Enright didn't even
try to defend his title last week? I want that man brought up on charges
of desertion! It's the best thing for him. With any luck him, a yuppie,
a crazy guy and a angry black man with too much jewelry will promptly
escape from a maximum security stockade into the Los Angeles
Underground. If you have a problem, and no one else can help, and you
can find them, maybe you could hire...The E-Team.
*drop A-Team Theme*
Brian VanAlstyne is counting down to something? Oh shit, is it the removal of his
ankle monitor? Mothers, lock up your daughters. No, seriously, lock
them up. If you don't, he will.
I was shocked to learn that
someone on the Flawedcast Network called this show repetitive.
Repetitive? REPETITIVE? This is a showcase for ORIGINAL, boundary
pushing material. Yes, we often run along a theme, but we innovate, not
replicate. We expand on the concept, we don't just recycle the same joke
over and over.
-Punk took on Kane, in ANOTHER rematch from SmackDown.
Goddammit Sheamus! This is why you don't Brogue Kick a Timelord. It
fucks the timeline up and makes history repeat itself!
Uh, excuse me. Lost myself there for a moment. Onto this week's wrestling:
With
Damien Sandow getting a spot in Money In The Bank, I sure how they
don't have HIM doing the "fall of the ladder and land crotch first on
the ropes" spot. Not unless they WANT the front row fans splattered with
his exploded grapefruits.
I agree with you guys too that the
faces ganging up on Otunga was pretty excessive and dickish. The only
way it could have gotten worse is if they stuck him in a Pandorica
afterwards.
Eve Torres returned for a segment with AJ that was
crying out to end with the crazy chick planting a kiss on her. Even the
audience seemed to be expecting it, but it didn't happen. Why not? It
can't be because of the PG-Rating. Remember that poll they took a few
weeks ago about who AJ should be with out of Punk, Kane and Bryan, and
they included the winning option of "All of Them"? If a gangbang is
acceptable subject matter, then why not this? Instead, they went another
direction as during the main event....AJ!!!
...GOT THE TABLE!!
And
put both Punk and Bryan through it. I do hope she comes out to the
Dudley Boyz theme next week, as the first lines from her current one
have been stuck in my head on an infinite "Hey Ya"esque loop, and I'm
starting to get nosebleeds from it.
Speaking of more extreme
spots though, I agree with your thoughts last week about hardcore
matches having to have a story and the violence needing a reason, and
this was exemplified in two matches I saw at a live show over the
weekend. One was a Last Man Standing match that told the story of the
two opponents really hating each other effectively with the various
spots, which all felt natural and like they had a point, particularly
when one of them just refused to stay down after many kendo stick shots
to the head, the match eventually decided by a Green Bay Plunge off the
second rope and onto a barb wire board. The second match had arguably
just as much violence at times, but successfully managed to capture a
more lighthearted feel due to the performances of the two guys involved,
who were meant to be only really doing the match for shits and giggles.
It's a testament to that that in a match with thumbtacks and a
fluorescent lightbulb spot(don't worry, just one), the one part that
probably got the crowd gasping the loudest was when one guy rubbed half a
lemon into the other's bleeding back. It also ended on the hilarious
note of being a tie due to time limit being reached, and in response to
chants of "one more round", the guy who took the most damage just got a
mic and said he'd love to, but he really needed to go to the bathroom.
You wouldn't have got that with a more serious and drawn out type of
affair.
Anyway, that's it for this week guys. Take care.
Stu
P.S. Cam Gullet? More like Cum Mullet, with all that jizz in his hair. Am I Right?
Cliffs Notes
A brief note from CliffsNotes
Welcome! To:
FLAW IS CLIFFS NOTES!!!
You're doing a show over the 4th of July? Really? This is like one of those
Raw shows over Christmas break, where they want to avoid all continuity and
don't bother trying to be entertaining, so they have John Cena vs Santino
Marella in the main event. Happy Independence Day America. Enjoy this second
rate programming.
Congrats to Stu for finally returning to the top of the mountain. I assume
you'll have time to write a winning email this week, since you are still under
the rule of England. I don't understand it, but to each their own I suppose.
The Scottish are like the Canadians and the Australians and Cam Gullet: you
could have your Independence, but you seem perfectly willing to continue to
allow The Queen's Navy to dominate you.
Enjoy it while it lasts, Stu. I'm busy this week, so I will be brief. But when
I finish honoring our Independence like other Americans by blowing shit up,
scaring dogs, and visiting the emergency room, I'll be back to reclaim my title.
You know, since I've dominated the main event recently, I've had to endure the
shots. Everybody wants to knock off the champ. I get it. It comes with the
territory.
Chris Alt wants to disrespect me. Well, that campaign is well under way.
Cam Gullet wants to take cheap shots at me. Whatever. Not worth my time.
And now, JB King wants to take some shots at me. King, you claimed you knew
Serpiente's identity, but you didn't. And I hate to do this to you, but you
brought it on yourself. King, you and Cam Gullet are so very much alike. You
mock "all my gimmicks", but you are again wrong. I am not Vin Tanner. But it
delights me to no end that you have convinced yourselves that I am Vin Tanner.
You have to dream things up and make false accusations about me in attempts to
be insult me. Clearly, you are intimidated by me, and jealous of me, and can't
stop thinking about me. It's ok, though. I am comfortable with my greatness,
and I know that fools and joker's will try to challenge me, hoping to get off a
lucky punch at the champ. But not you boys. You continue to pile up
embarrassing evidence of your errors, and you will never be a match for me.
Also, the Voters want to disrespect me. Really? I know that I didn't put
everything into last week's email, but it was still better than Cam or Adam Dan.
But just because they raised their level up from putrid to mediocrity, and I
slipped from Excellence to "Still Pretty Damn Good", you losers decide to vote
for Cam and Adam.
You want to know how good my email was last week? Just look at poor Dustin
Faber. He knew in his heart to stay away last week, as he didn't email the
show. I'm sure he's hiding again this week. His fragile little fingers are
still shaking, and he will be unable to type up a response to me. Stay home
Dustin. Enjoy your own podcast.
So you voters had better shape up. JB King - I will not pander to voters. I
will threaten them. You listeners had better start voting for me, if you want
to keep me around. I am the one you look forward to hearing. I am the one that
makes you sit on the edge of your seat. I am the one that entertains you. I am
the one who has raised the bar. I am the "best thing that's ever happened on
this show." You do not want to lose me from this show.
I am Cliffs Notes.
And I will return, to claim what is mine.
Dustin Faber
Normally I'd let this go. Normally I wouldn't say anything. I was content.
I was content to ride off into the sunset and revert back to old form,
asking Chris and Andy who their favorite intercontinental champion of all
time was, and if they thought Cena would turn heel after winning Money in
the Bank.
I took last week off from emailing because I wanted to let other people
shine. Give them the glory they so richly deserved. Dustin Faber's out of
the title picture. He gave up his belt for the good of the show. What could
possibly go wrong?
In hindsight, I was a fool for being so naive. I put my headphones on at
work and what did I hear? Some great emails. Some hysterical moments. And
then I heard you, Cliffs Notes.
Oh I can take a joke. You wanna poke fun at me, that's great. I laugh when
everyone else gets laughed at, so I'd be a hypocrite if I demanded special
treatment. But the bottom line is that you stuck your nose where it didn't
belong. And that's where I draw a line.
I never bring up my religion in any of my emails. If people want to hear me
talk about religious things, there's plenty of other outlets for them to do
so. But there's only so much poking and prodding a man can take. You say I
didn't pay you enough respect? I guess you forgot about Male Bag 7, in
which I said "Champions will come and go, but you sir will remain number
one in my brain forever." I guess ignoring facts is your new gimmick.
Cliff's Notes, you talk about my sister working at Waffle House. My sister
has held a lot of jobs. Retail, babysitter, you name it. And yeah, so she
worked at Waffle House. She worked hard for her family, and I'd rather her
sacrifice by flipping hashbrowns than taking off her top.
We have dignity in this family. Even if it's taking a job that's less than
stellar, we Fabers get our hands dirty and take care of business, no matter
how demeaning it may be.
You talk about my father leaving Catholicism. You laughable child: My
father never subscribed to Catholicism. My family never embraced
Catholicism. I'm the only one who did. I did it. I chose that path as an
adult. Nobody forced me, I didn't follow along just because it was in my
blood. I made that decision for me. I chose my own path.
You see, everything I've done on Monday Night Flaw has been of my own
creation. I was straight edge long before CM Punk dropped that pipe bomb in
the summer of 2011. I didn't steal this lovable, over-the-top
kindheartdeness character from some wannabe wrestler, this gimmick is my
own. From my own heart. You sir, you are the sad imitator.
But enough. Enough. You want me gone. And I can see why you'd want that, as
I threaten every chance of success you have on this show. The only reason
you won that belt after I did is because I laid it down and walked away.
You've never beaten me one-on-one. I'm laying down the gauntlet. It's gonna
be Male Bag 12. You get more votes than me on that show, I'll send one last
email praising you to the end of time. I'll put you over once and for all,
and that will be the last you see of dustin Faber on the male bag.
But if I win? Then you drop this ridiculous charade you call a gimmick.
Flaw is Cliffs Notes? No more. No, if I get more votes than you, then you
you'll be the one who leaves town. I'm sure we'll all move on with our
lives really quickly. I think people would rather see an authentic email
than words from a rambling loser like yourself.
I look forward to your response next week.
JB King
Fwd: Taking it Easy
> Hey guys just got back from vacation and hope all of you had a great Independence Day. Did Chris get over his swamp ass yet? I on the other hand decided to do the most patriotic thing this year by drinking way to much Bacardi 151 and play with an assortment of illegal fireworks. By the way Andy, look forward to a submission from me for the next Flawedcast. It will be a game of “Is this a sex position or a name for a firework?” P.S. The answer to “Nut Buster” may surprise you. Anyway, this won't be a emailer of the week contender, I'm taking it easy. However, I didn't want to miss our historic 10th episode!
>
> I was also enjoying several other podcasts while on vacation. Chris, I believe you may have mentioned that we could have other hosts guest appear on different shows. You might want to be careful on your selection however. You could have an episode of DevSop on Nate Corbitt’s show and call it “Wait ‘til Puberty”. Maybe we can have an Alcholocaust with Bryan and Cam and call the show “HI-DEF” because to enjoy it, you would have to be either high or deaf. Then again, it won’t be as bad as Chris going on Army of Dorkness to discuss about things he hasn’t seen, like EVERY movie after 1993. By the way, I’m sorry Andy. I’m going to leave you alone on the Call of Duty bullshit and go after Chris for not watching movies.
>
> Andy:“I like this guy already.”
>
> First the Cable Guy, then Grandma’s Boy and now American Psycho? If Chris went to talk about movies on Army of Dorkness, it would be a battle of the “umms” between Cam and himself while James would just pull a Thom Roper. Speaking of movies, I am going to rush this email to go watch one as we speak. And sorry to piss you off Chris, but yes I’m going to watch Ted. Sure it’s a Seth McFail movie, but I got free tickets. And if I can score points with my lady without making eye contact or saying three words to her, then why not. Two hours of putting up with childish humor is worth the road head. Hell, I put up with bad childish humor for 2 hours every Friday when I listen to Male Bag.
>
> Why haven’t I mentioned wrestling yet? Because apparently no one else does as last week’s Male Bag pointed out. And if you do mention wrestling, no one is going to give a shit. Wrestling? On this podcast? You must be lost there Jim Cornette, this is an entertainment podcast. Male Bag has went from a podcast about people talking about what they thought about wrestling each week to everyone just talking shit about each other and making wrestling the commercial break in between. WHAT HAVE WE BECOME! We are now impact wrestling! It’s 2 hours of bullshit with wrestling mentioned once in a blue moon. And I love it.
>
> Then again, since you guys just got done talking about 6-8 hours of wrestling on Monday, maybe we shouldn’t talk about it anymore and just get to the Cam Slams. I’m sure enough people had made Joey Chestnut jokes about him. And I’m sure people are making fun of him because he is now the only contributor to get the “slow clap” from Andy and still not win. Yay! Cam Gullet, the Mr. Kennedy of MNF.
>
> I’m not really going to bother with the whole Cam Slam thing. I’m sure Cam is doing all the work for us. And I’m sure Adam Dan is taking time off from his job being the clown from McDonalds to take the time to write an email. If you ever wondered what a fight between Ronald McDan and Cam Gullet would look like, just watch the Doink and Heath Slater match.
>
> But I will say that you guys were a nice replacement from Scott “NiteQuil” Taylor but I did miss the usual catchphrases he makes. I didn’t hear any “HEY FUCKERS” to open the show nor did I hear you ramble on about how Madison Rayne is a hooker, call Jeff Hardy “Ed Hardy”, give every match 5 stars, or make the proclamation that Brooke Tessmacher looks more and more like an clean shaved Kurt Russell each week.
>
> Anyway, I will continue on with the questions and hope for some good to come out of it, because like Andy always says “What have I got to lose? (except weight)” (250POUNDSMYASS.COM)
>
> Andy: "I hate this guy already."
>
> Question One: What’s more devastating a top rope splash from Vader or a Bronco Buster from Damien Sandow? I’m pretty sure I just gave another fanfic for Cam to write about.
>
> Question Two: Is the divas division just going to die in 3 months? I know the Divas division was never utilized correctly but now it seems the only women of the WWE even being used are more valets then actual wrestlers. The only Divas that have taken up the majority of TV time is AJ, Vickie and Eve. Kelly Kelly is gone, the Bellas left, Kong is still MIA, Natalya is no where to be found and even Beth Phenoix is almost non-existent. Are they going to lose so many Divas that the divison will go the way of the cruiserweight title?
>
> Question Three: It’s time for some fantasy booking! All this NXT talk had me thinking. What would NXT had been like if it started between 2006-2007? You could follow the same rules of eight participants with one winner. In case you forgot who were the young rookies back then here are the eight possible contestants.
>
> CM Punk
>
> Mr. Kennedy
>
> Elijah Burke
>
> Umaga
>
> The Great Khali
>
> Bobby Lashley
>
> MVP
>
> Santino
>
> Of these eight who do think would have won? The internet gem CM Punk? The over the top gimmicks of Kennedy or MVP? Or the obvious Vince McMahon favorite of Bobby Lashley? Just wanted your thoughts.
>
> Question Four: Finally, do you think Sheamus is going to get shoved down our throats like Cena did 7 years ago? Like Cena’s first title run, he is going up against heels and can still not get the crowd on his side. Is Vince just going to rib us like he did with Cena and Orton and tell us to shut up and deal with it, or do you think they will make Sheamus drop the belt and make him chase the title in order to get over again? I don’t hate Sheamus, I just wonder if he is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
>
> Well that’s it for this week. In celebration for making it to 10 episodes I humbly ask all contributors to take the time next week to recall their favorite moments in past Male Bags 1-10. It can be a spoof of what WWE is doing for the 1000th episode. What was your favorite quotes, slams, and mishaps? And to keep it easier you can’t just talk about yourself. Personally I loved my rival Stu’s Brock Lesnar run on sentence tribute. And I enjoyed Cliff’s Y2J proclamation, the good one not the Ron Paul one. I would also like to hear from Andy and Chris what they have enjoyed over the past few months from all of us. Here is to another fun 10 episodes!
>
> Love, peace and penis grease
>
> Johnny
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