MNF 31/Male Bag 14
Aug 2, 2012 13:10:19 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Aug 2, 2012 13:10:19 GMT -5
Check out Monday Night Flaw 31 and Male Bag 14 on iTunes, Stitcher or www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw then come back here and vote for the world email champion of the world.
Austin Sanders
AFC, Austins fried Chicken.
So this actually HAS to be Nate Corbitch because of stupid
cunty roommates not paying for what they need to be paying for. In this
case, the internet.
I have a mobile hotspot and it might go out quickly so if this isn't to
my usually standerd of emails, I'm not really upset. It's not like I'm
the intercontinental or world heavyweight champ this week. That would blow
if I was a champ and I could barley celebrate it.
I do have to address some things. First of, Vin Notes....I mean Cliff
Tanner...Fuck it, it's Snotes. I want to say this with the absolute best
wonka smile I can.
"Oh, I'm unoriginal?
Tell me how funny you've been the last month!"
Insult my writing style will you. Well I can prove I'm not as "raw" as you
think I am. There are these two buttons called "Ctrl" and "F". Combine
those together and you have one of the Internets best tools. You can type
in a word and it shows you how many times it was said on that page. Good
thing you can go to PUNSHOUSE.COM to see all the emails and verify all of
this. Let me first say that I'm dissopointed by the lack of "cunt" and
"rape" in last weeks emails. GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT!
Lets see, the word fag was used 4 times. twice by me and twice by BJ Drag
Queen.
"Shit" was used 14 times, 5 by me, 1 by Demko, twice by BJ, And a whooping
6 by James.
MMMMMMM I guess SO FAR I haven't gotten number one in any word yet...
"Twat" was only used by James and Cam
"Gay" was only used once by James again.
And finally "fuck" was used 25 times. I have 3, 1 by Demko, 3 by Stu, 1
by Dustin (surprisingly) 2 by Snotes, 6 by BJ and a fucking 9 by James!
You see Mr.Fake faker, It's clearly James who have a tarnished Golden
mouth. Not I. But since you REALLY want me to be "RAW", I guess I can give
it to you.
*****The fallowing is very raw, listener descristion is advised*****
Vin, You are worst than the Holocaust. At least 6 million of those innocent
people would never get to see how pathetic you are. I wish you were in
Pearl Harbor and were fucked plane first and no one would help you. The
other sailors would just kinda look on and acknowledged that Satans pimple
on Gods green earth was getting tortured and no one would even care. Much
less bother to throw you a life preserver tube. Also, Cam was there for
some reason, which makes any situation immensely worse.
If I can put you as a victim in any movie, it would be Straw Dogs.
I hope you're order is wrong at McDonald and they just give you a huge
peice of shit. Your dumbass would think its delicious and dig in like the
fucking fat fuck with diabetes you are.
No one loves you.
You have no friends.
Your Dad touched you as a child.
Depsops watches you in your sleep, and you get up wondering why your mouth
is so difficult to get open due to a glue like substance on your lips. Vin,
it's cum. It's Depsops cum. You were mouth fucked by depsop. It happened
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Fuck you faggot.
WELL that's about all this week. you can tweet me at TheTallOne93 on
twitter. Oh and Cam....Gay people for life. No hard feeling buddy. High
Five!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
TheTallOne
PS. My sister used to work at Chick Fil A. So you guys were close.
PSS. Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and Straw dogs were all terrible. I wish all
those things never happened.
PSSS. Except to Vin.
PSSSS. I'm Champion arn't I?
James Enright
THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!
James Ryan - Do your parents know you're gay?
WHAMMY!
Nicole Crawford
GOATFACE!!!!
Jon Drouin
Hello Chris and Andy,
A few weeks ago, I struck up a conversation with Dustin Faber at Church. In the middle of our chat, he said under his breath "It's Clobberin' Time" and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that he is a wrestling fan, and a big CM Punk fan! Punk is one of my favorites too!
Dustin recommended that I give your podcast a listen. He talked about the great hosts Chris and Andy, and he mentioned how much he enjoyed some of the "regulars" like Stu and JB King. But Dustin never mentioned that he's a contributor. It just shows Dustin's level of humility and graciousness.
So I finally got around to giving your show a try this weekend, and imagine my surprise, that not only was Dustin a contributor, but he's the star of the show!
I also wanted to mention how much I enjoyed listening to Cam Gullet as the guest host on Monday Night Flaw. Is this a regular thing? I think you should consider having Cam on your show more often. He sounds like a great, knowledgeable guy, and would make a wonderful permanent host.
I just had a few wrestling comments to make.
Going back to Raw 1000, I enjoyed seeing Bad Ass Billy Gunn in the ring with DX. However, I was disappointed that they didn't play his theme song. Do you guys remember how that one went?
I'm excited for the Dolph Ziggler push, but I wish he wasn't dealing with Jericho. I'm not a fan.
I'm a little bit hesitant about the overall direction of WWE right now, mostly because I'm not sure about the potential face/heel realignment going on. CM Punk and Chris Jericho seem to have at least moved to a tweener role if they haven't already switched completely. And Daniel Bryan's alignment is certainly up in the air with AJ as the GM. Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler, Randy Orton, and even Brock Lesnar also have great potential for switching sides at any moment, as Ziggler and Lesnar have been drawing cheers, and Orton has voiced his opinion plenty of times that he prefers being a heel. Any thoughts on these changes all potentially happening at once?
Thank you for reading my email. I'll keep listening, and I hope you guys will allow me to return and contribute the occasional e-mail.
Best Regards,
Jon Drouin (pronounced Drew-Inn)
Demko
My experience in the Male Bag...
Altar Boy and Great Big Mouth (I just feel so dirty putting those two
things together),
I have spent a week in the Bag, and I've learned one thing: I'm not the
right person to be involved with these people.
Life has taken a strange turn for me lately, with my mom passing away,
taking on a second job, and now getting this awesome opportunity to host a
show (tune in to TV For Vendetta episode 4, dropping next week!) in and
amongst people who once disliked me. It's definitely been a strange few
months. So last week, I was inspired to sit and watch RAW, because of the
allure of the 1000th show. I wrote an e-mail in to MNF, and I waited. I
listened to myself, and the people I shared the air with.
I listened to the apparently angry homophobe, Austin Sanders. Did he pick
his nom de plume by combining two wrestlers (Austin Aries and Mike
Sanders)? Who knows? But one thing I got from his e-mail was pure hatred.
For someone who really doesn't know anything about the people he's spewing
forth such vitriol against, he certainly had a lot of it to spew. I'm
honestly concerned he might have some sort of literary form of Tourette's
syndrome.
I heard the brief announcement from (former?) Flawed GM, Vin Tanner. His
hate seemed to be focused at one person in particular. That's better than
Sanders, I suppose, but it was still hate, nonetheless.
I was presented with the supposed comedy stylings of everyone's favorite
sexually questionable country bumpkin, Cam Gullett. He kept it short and
sweet, and actually stayed somewhat focused on the show at hand, only
straying once or twice to lash out at people who might potentially listen
to his show. It seems like a poor marketing choice to me, but to each his
own.
I got to hear James Ryan, the supposed Golden Voice of the Flawedcast
Network, and the reigning e-mail champion. I kept thinking to myself last
week, as I wrote my e-mail, that it seemed rather long. Boy was *I* ever
wrong. James seemed to have something to say about every single thing that
happened on RAW. I was curious as to whether he thought we'd be interested
in his constant ramblings about EVERYTHING. The closing statement of Mr.
Ryan's own personal Odyssey was ironic in and of itself, since he stated "I
am not a fan of having 3 hour RAWs every week. Too much filler and not
enough matches." Really, Mr. Ryan? Did you really think those thoughts
after having written a full 1,640 words about the episode he'd just seen?
I was given the opportunity to listen to the 10 time world champion, Stuart
"Tiny Mouse" Little AND his epic intro. I heard desperation in his e-mail.
I'd never heard anyone verbally submit before I heard Mr. Little's e-mail.
Thank you for the chance to hear that moment when someone just gives up.
Sad to think that you tapped out to a web programmer, but at least you knew
you were beat, and just threw in the towel.
After all the grammatical hate I heard thrown JB King's way, I heard a man
rise above the hate, and provide an e-mail that was technically correct,
and sounded like a person who was vaguely fluent in the English language.
Congratulations... you've come a long way, Mr. King, and I think firing all
of those monkeys who were taking dictation in your e-mails was a big step.
And a special congrats to you for winning the Intercontinental title last
week.
And finally, I listened to the epic conclusion to the Faber vs. Snotes
battle. It looks like Faber decided to keep it Nate Corbitt and sweet,
which in the long run, was brilliant. You showed genius in your command of
the human condition. You pulled at the heartstrings of us all. Cliff
didn't. God have mercy on his soul. That's really enough about that.
So where did I wind up with all of this? I'm not the hero you're all
looking for. Mr. Faber seems to have that covered. I'm not the class clown,
like Mr. Ryan. I'm not the veteran - Mr. Little is. I'm not the hate
machine, that's Mr. Sanders' priviledge. Where I once might have been the
punching bag, Mr. Gullett seems to have taken up my banner for me. I really
don't have a place here in the Male Bag. So I'll just do what I've always
done and soldier on. I'll go on co-hosting TV For Vendetta with DevSop, and
persevere. I may have an observation or a question for Chris and Andy every
once in awhile, but I don't think I have anything to contribute on a
long-term basis to Monday Night Flaw. Thank you for the opportunity to be
involved in your playground. I've had fun while I was here. For now, I'll
be content to just watch from the stands. Thanks for all the free funny on
a weekly basis.
Signing off,
Michael Demko
The self-proclaimed Platinum Voice of the Flawedcast Network
Michael Hodge
WWE PPVs
Hey Chrandy,
I have a theory that WWE is shooting itself in the foot by having a PPV every month. They're shooting themselves in the foot with terrible writing and poor booking too, but that's not what this is about.
Would they not be better served by going to 4-6 PPVs a year? It would give them ample time to build storylines, and it would make the PPVs seem like big events again.
I know it'll never happen because people are dumb enough to buy the PPVs every month, but I think it would make the product stronger overall.
Thoughts? Opinions? Unrelated jokes about Nate's height?
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Cam Gullett
Lit?
It was a lot of fun filling in for my ginger colleague Andy Gaston on this
week's recap show. I am positive that I am probably the only emailer who
feels that way, but who gives a shit what the rest of the emailers think
because those assholes probably eat at Chik-Fil-A.
Lit.
Finally Dustin "The Catholic Curbstomper" Faber is sitting atop our great
mountain of men. A position that I am certain makes him the envy of
Catholic Priests and Austin Sanders alike.
Lit?
This week we saw Aj Lee doing her best Stephanie McMahon impersonation,
minus the annoyingly grating voice and the enormous tits. We also got to
see a ton of creative's devotion to the "internet darlings" in CM Punk and
Daniel Bryan. Their evolution as characters is really getting good and I
really wouldn't hate them forming a new dynamic duo.
Lit.
What's George Lincoln and Tsunami doing in the impact zone, Taz? Seriously,
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let AW have a live mic and to
let Tensai tout out his insane racism? Is JB King the new PR and marketing
director for the WWE?
Lit?
I assume that Austin Sanders showed up to his local Chik-Fil-A with a sign
reading "Fuck you faggot" only to be given the American History X treatment
by some flaming bear types, yes?
Lit. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
PS, A big happy birthday goes out to Tom Roper. I hope he got my Damien
Sandow gift bag that I sent him, complete with Sandow's ring-worn
extra-extra-large jockstrap. i can't tell you how many dicks I had to suck
to get that.
As always,
"Dashing" Cam Gullett. Cohost of wildly popular and returning this week,
Army of Dorkness!!
CliffsNotes
Concession Speech?
WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES!!!
Andy and Chris,
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YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN
CLIFFS NOTES!!!!!!
Stu Little
Classic Lineup Again?
Hey Chris and Andy, or whoever's actually hostling Male Bag this week.
First Chris was tardy (no offence, JB King) last week, and now this week, Andy is completely absent. Maybe next week we the audience should take the week off. But in all seriousness, it was a good show, and Cam wasn't a completely worthless sack of shit for once. Good job! Now get back to making the next Army of Dorkness. My thoughts on Ryan Reynolds being the new Highlander need to be known, dammit!
Which reminds me...one reason I am glad you're back Andy is maybe you can keep your co-host in line with some of the outrageous views he was spouting in your absence. Chris, how *dare* you compare Drew MacIntyre to Randy.............................................................Orton. I take massive offence to you likening a countryman to that underachiever in douchebaggery. A scotsman would never stoop to shitting in someone's bag as revenge. At MINIMUM, we'd shit in your bag, set it on fire, and throw it at your head. Why do you think so many of Tom Roper's matches end in DQ? Get your facts straight, if you intend to continue to call yourself a broadcaster.
Anyway, some thoughts on WWE happenings this week:
-Michael Cole claimed "no one can stop the growth of Ryback". Has anyone tried his pharmacist? Just a thought.
-Sheamus vs. Del Rio AGAIN? Now, I don't mind Del Rio as much as some do, but I am sick to death of this match. At this point, I'd welcome Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal. My "you stole my brother's Tech Support Job" angle is still up for grabs if they want it.
-Is it just me, or does "Tout It Out" sound like some sort of sexual act? Maybe you should check by asking Cam how much he charges for that.
-FINALLY! Someone grievously harmed Little Jimmy! I only hope that next week, Truth is shown pushing an empty wheelchair around. This also led to the skits where Daniel Bryan is interviewed by a mental health professional. It's a shame he was cleared as sane, because I wouldn't have minded at least one week of seeing him in a mental ward, along with other insane WWE Alumni such as Stevie Richards, The Boogeyman, and in a nod to Ric Flair's WCW stay in a mental hospital, Scott Hall just hanging around in the background without being acknowledged. Alternatively, WWE Films could get to making "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's YES!" starring Bryan. SPOILERS: It ends with Tatanka smothering him with a pillow.
-I am loving Miz's whole new thing, but the way he fondles the Intercontinental Championship just creeps me out. If they took it any further, he'd start making out with it in front of Christian to piss him off.
-So WWE felt they had to apologise for AW's joke about Kobe Bryant, but Jerry Lawler still got away with "The first time Tensai beat him, Sakamoto changed his name to Sum Ting Wong"?
-Despite pushing them way too heelish towards the end, I enjoyed Punk's time on commentary as usual, and I just loved his smartass remarks, like acknowledging the "Cena Sucks" chants with "This crowd's on fire tonight" or when the Big Show clotheslined Cena in the corner and yelled at him "What're you gonna do against that?" and he just replied "I think I'd just get out of the way".
Finally, what do you guys think of the new Raw theme? While I'm glad to be rid of the Nickelback, this new one is so forgettable I literally can't remember anything after the first three words "Tonight's The Night". Though I suppose it's less weird than the one they chose for SmackDown, if you pay attention to the the lyrics "Insurgency Will Rise, When The Blood's Been Sacricificed". So...does that make SmackDown the Middle East of the WWE Universe? It is the brand which is home to Jinder Mahal, The Great Khali and Damien Sandow, after all. It is a place where loyal men and women are sent for extended periods which they'd rather not serve out, and its "regime" has been pretty unstable with so many different people in charge over the years, and the new GM they'll be announced this week doesn't seem any more or less crazy than Gaddafi. Even if NXT's GM Dusty Rhodes does have more of that "melting face" syndrome that Gaddafi had.
Anyway, that's all for this week guys. Take care.
Stu
P.S. Thank you very much indeed to Dustin Faber for finally bringing an end to Cliff's abortion of a gimmick. You've earned your Flawie(tm) Lifetime Achievement Award just off that alone man.
Dustin Faber
Cliff's Notes is vanquished
You're welcome.
Obligatory wrestling question: What age did wrestling cease to be genuine
to you? What I mean is that even though I knew it was staged, it was so
easy to suspend disbelief in high school. After a stopped watching for a
few years and came back in 2004, that ability to suspend disbelief got much
harder. What age did it finally get too tough for you to do on a consistent
basis?
Everyone supported me. Everyone believed in me. Thanks to the Flawedcast
community, I can continue emailing as myself instead of under the guise of
Dandy Warhol. So a big thank you to everyone!
Cam Gullett. If I was you, I would have already snapped. You take more
abuse than the microphone used to record The Creepshow. Yet you have good
spirits and can take a joke with the best of them. I admire your
resiliency, and can honestly say that when I look at your photo, a single
tear rolls down my cheek, as you represent everything I cannot be.
Atom Dan. The biggest flaw in my Sirius XM subscription is that you are not
a DJ. Dandora Radio is amazing. A true testimony to your ability to melt my
speakers with your voice, which oozes with style, class, and a sexual
quality that makes me feel like I'm reading 50 shades of gray in 3D. The
sooner you get a syndicated radio show playing the hits, the better our
country will be. You make Casey Casum sound like a ball of yarn.
James Ryan. Or should I say Michael Buffer. Good grief, Andy was not
kidding when he called you the golden voice of Flawedcast.net. You should
be calling heavyweight UFC title bouts or recording Dr. Seuss audio books.
You could read the phone book and it'd be like we were hearing a symphony.
I don't think I ever want to speak again, because hearing my own voice is a
reminder that compared to you, I am a complete failure in every avenue of
life.
Austin Sanders. You say you want to be the next me? This must be how a
father feels when his kid loses a tooth. I am so proud of you right now,
that my heart is bursting with pent up admiration for every vowel you type.
I've voted for you the last few weeks, and to see you with that
intercontinental title, well, I almost want to trade my daughter in for the
right to call you my son.
Stu Little. Nearly last place the last few weeks straight? That's bunk. We
voters should be ashamed of ourselves for letting your intellectual genius
go unnoticed. You live in Scotland, yet find a way to be relevant in modern
American culture. Think about it: You transcend international water.
Someday, all of us will die. But you'll live forever. When your bones rot
away, and future cultures unearth our audio sensations, they'll read you
and erect a statue, worshipping the god that you have become in our lives.
JB King. I tried recording a podcast with you once and failed miserably. It
wasn't because of the grammar, it was because I couldn't comprehend just
how amazing you are. In your honor, I will type your compliments in your
native written world. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing
elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore.
Demko. Michael Demko. You're the reason Waldo hides. You are a gem of a
find on Facebook. Knowing that I can message you on Facebook at the drop of
a hat is one of life's greatest assurances. Knowing you exist in the world
makes all the bad stuff go away. Somebody got murdered in Kalamazoo,
Michigan? Who cares, I know Michael Demko!
Andy. Without you, I wouldn't be emailing the show. There wouldn't be a
show. And as far as I can tell, the internet would be a sad, empty place
without you. A toast to our fuhrer and a great friend to have.
Chris. Why wait until Follow Friday to tell the world how great you are?
The fact that people are calling for your resignation shows how sad we are
as a society. Fire Chris Alt? No, that is the most ridiculous thing in the
world. Firing him is as ridiculous as boycotting a fast food restaurant or
cheering for the Big Show.
And you, Cliff's Notes. You may be gone, but you were my greatest challenge
aside from puberty. Although you were a tool and reached Dick Cheney-like
levels of heelishness, I humbly extend my hand in love and forgiveness. I
welcome your friendship and embrace the idea of burying the hatchet. Or
blow it out your ass, I don't care.
Your only straight-edge emailer, six-minute show host and two-time champion.
Dustin Faber.
JB King
Now with less RAW recaps.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome JB KING’s new personal ring announcer
for the week, El Serpiente Maricon!
Hooooolaaaaaaaaaa
(Play Alberto Del Rio’s Music during introduction)
Señoras y señores, en su camino hacia el anillo. Hecho en Oxnard California
y miembro de BRAZZERS.COM. Él es un dos veces campeón Intercontinental. El
tres veces Chris Alt escupir tener campeón. El primer "CLAP LENTO" Campeón.
Y un ex campeón del mundo. El asesino de la costa oeste. El thriller de
señora gorda. Él es el número uno en mi corazón y en mi culo.
EL ES…
Juanitooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bel Reyyyyyyyyyyy-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Gracias Fag now let’s move on. Well it looks like I get another fucking
silver medal. I can’t say that I’m too upset about it. Dustin deserved the
gold this week for putting Y2Jackoff out of his misery. I was seriously
laughing for a good minute. Excellent work Dustin.
Now, who the fuck decided to give my belt to Austin “tourretts” Sanders? I
guess this is the thanks I get for giving him the rub last week. I’m
starting to wonder what I have to say to get that belt back. Should I
pander to Andy with sports humor? Hey Andy, since Austin is from Cincinnati
let’s do a Reds joke. What happens when you combine 40 Reds baseball
players and 40 lesbians? You get 80 people that don’t do dick.
No? Ok well then how about one of those stupid “more like” name jokes. Austin
Sanders? More like Ned Flanders! Am I okaley-dokaley right-a-roonie? Good
job good effort? Christ I can’t believe I did one of those jokes. These
jokes remind me of Adam Dan. Not funny, irrelevant and should have died out
years ago.
I’m pretty sure Austin is doing his usual bit and is probably going after
James Ryan by mocking his hashtag gimmick by placing a (and I use this term
loosely) clever twist on it by calling them fagtags. Please try not to get
the term ‘fagtag’ mixed up with one of the multiple tattoos on Cam Gullets
lower back or asshole. You know what, fuck that belt I’m moving on.
I have some observations for Raw that I needed to say before we get to the
questions. The first of which is how hilarious would it had been if WWE
blamed the Raw Pyro fire on Little Jimmy? R-Truth doesn’t seem to be the
best parental supervisor or whatever the hell he is supposed to be. And it
would have been a bigger mind fuck knowing that and imaginary character
Little Jimmy has another imaginary voice in his own head telling him to
burn things. But no, they blamed it on the incompetent Mexican roadie
staff. B-A-Star. If there is one good thing that came from Little Jimmy
this week, it was when Daniel Bryan played the role of Kyle in the “Kick
the baby” South Park tribute. Awesome.
Now Trending Worldwide…FAGTAG
BONER! BONER! BONER! I say this for a few reasons, one I’m trying to get a
pop out of Cam Gullet. Second, if Andy is reading this then I just wanted
to see if Nichole would yell “boner” back. Hi Nichole. And three, it
explains the actions of Josh Matthews and Alberto Del Rio. You see Chris,
when you play 16 FUCKING RECAPS on raw, most of which are showing Brock
Lesnars face, how could that not give Josh Matthews a fear boner? He may
have had the notion that it was a trap and was going to get beat up again.
As for Alberto Del Rio, apparently it takes him about 7 minutes to work up
a murder boner. His cross-armbreaker is insufficient unless he uses his
hard-on for extra pressure on the elbow. Hope this helps. P.S. If Chris
can no longer watch an ADR match without thinking of him getting a murder
boner during his finisher, then my work here is done.
#1 Trend Worldwide… FAGTAG
Lastly, stop admiring General Lee. I get it, she has an adorable smile and
everything but stop acting like her wearing a pantsuit is really ruining
her “figure”. Yes, when I think of AJ “now Asian again” Lee I think of her
big ass and titties. My god ‘dem curves Chris. Such a voluptuous body.
Please back me up on this Andy. I think Chris has become delusional about
‘what is sexy?’ He probably got it from hanging out with Bryan for too
long on TV for Vendetta. Maybe you should take this time to go after her
with your absurdist humor. It’s not like there are many Divas left to use
it on anyway. Here, I will help. AJ Lee has a massive bush! She looks like
a clean 13 year old, but under those shorts is a giant thick course-like
birdsnest of pubic hair that could suffocate a horse. There. Run with it.
Well I’ve disturbed enough people so let’s move on to the questions shall
we?
Question One: If you could do a comedy “Roast” to anyone in professional
wrestling who would it be? I’m sure there are a lot of Russo or Hogan
options in there but I would go with the big man in charge, Vince McMahon.
As much as I appreciate him for some of the stuff he has done in the past,
there is a lot of shit that I have despised him for. I can see comedians
giving him shit for a lot of things. Such as…
Vince McMahon has had more failed business ventures than a Buddhist pimp.
The XFL was more unwatchable than the Octomom sex tape. The football was so
terrible, the players are the only black guys Lisa Lampinelli refuses to
have sex with.
Vince is a ladies man, he has broken more “Harts” than a pissed scaffold
worker in May of 1999.
I'm not saying Vince McMahon is out of touch with reality, but when someone
asked him what he thought of 'The Hunger Games', he said he's given tens of
thousands of dollars to Sally Struthers to fix it.
Vince McMahon is more responsible for Samoan deaths than the tsunami of
2009.
And so on. Just wanted your thoughts on who you’d like to see roasted and
what you’d like to hear.
Question Two: AW is going to be fine. From what I gathered from Chris and
“poochie” the other day, we need to stop trying to make a big deal out of
what AW said. By the way, I am 60% sure Vince fed him that line. I for one
did laugh. This guy has already made white, black and taco bell jokes.
Although I would have suggested not to make fun of Colorado, a state which
is going through enough shit already (p.s. I am aware of the irony from
last week). This won’t be his last incident though I assure you. Which
brings me to the question of, what do you think AW will say that WILL get
him fired. Imagine he has the live mic and says something horrible again.
Here are some ideas that I think he could say that would initially send him
to TNA or worse CZW.
-Kingston, All World is a like a brain tumor and you're Sheryl Crow: we're
inside your head, but there ain't no removing us!
-Truth, your victory party's gonna be a Von Erich Family Reunion: quiet and
empty!
-Those tag belts are gonna be in our hands quicker than pills in Randy
Orton's bag!
-Someone grab a bible and see if the dogs are by the pool area, this boy's
done!
Like I said, what do you think will initially get AW fired?
Well that’s it for this week. It’s time for us contributors to start our
training for the KOTR. I know I will be training extra hard to do my best
and earn this victory. I know Nate Corbitt is busy thinking of some awesome
jokes before he burrows back into the midget sanctuary also known as AJ
Lee’s bush where it is safe from poachers and ghouls. I know Dustin Faber
is trying to decide which four letter word he will unleash on some poor
fool. Which will he choose? COCK? CUNT? MEECROB? SCIENCE? I’m sure Stu is
feeling exiled as of late and is conjuring up a wonderful email in his
dungeon. With a Phantom of the Opera like mask and all. I’m not sure what
Cliff is up to but I’m sure it is something stupid like smiling and using
less words than Terri Shiavo as his gimmick now.
But enough. I am tired of being Mr. Second place. I am going to win KOTR.
Whatever it takes I will make it happen. No, this is not JB KING making a
silly off color tangent. This is John fucking Bellfield promising a hell of
a run and eternal glory when all is said and done. Good luck gentlemen, for
I’m bringing it.
Love Peace and Penis Grease
Johnny
James Ryan
Shut It Down.
"James does realize you guys do a show on Mondays that recaps Raw,
right? And there's no need to have an entire email dedicated to
rehashing everything segment by segment? Can we strip his 2nd title
run for having one of the worst defenses imaginable?" -Lord of the
Internet
In the words of the Mr. Book of Dark City, "Shut it down! Shut it
down forever!"
Well, guys, I'm sorry to say, but as deemed by the Lord of the
Internet, I just possibly can't write an entire email rehashing RAW
segment by segment because the Hosts of Monday Night Flaw, Sir Andy
and Lady Christopher, do that on their own show. I sincerely
apologize to the Tag Team Champions of MNF and to Mr. Stuart Little
who, unbeknownst to me, had that as his previous gimmick. And here I
was, just trying to be clever and write an email in which everyone
would laugh, chuckle, and maybe illicit chortle. I have failed ye,
MNFers. Granted my title defense was not up to even my standards, but
like I wrote, I can only write the funny with the RAW material in
which I'm given. Yes, I write the email live. I don't go back and
plot it out for a multi week build up only for it to never deliver! 4
Horsemen of the Apocalypse, indeed. He's too busy jacking his weenus
to 13 year old gymnasts to finish a storyline! Olympics2012!
I even admitted that my title defense wasn't up to snuff on that
email. However, why don't you step to the plate and deliver a home
run email? That's a challenge to you. Lord of the Internet, indeed.
How dare you step to me, I'm Ra, Helios, Louis XIV (14th, for you
mortals), and the Aztec sun god Tonatiuh all rolled into one. I will
do what I want, when I want, and do it on whatever show I want. I am
the fucking Golden God of the Flawedcast Network! And you have
incurred my wrath, pedo!
And Demko, you may be calling yourself "The Platinum Voice", but check
the market today! Gold trumps Platinum $1591.00 to 1382.00, per
mutha-fuckin ounce, negro! GoldStandard.gov!
RAW happened. Blah, blah,blah. How's that for a minute by minute
recap, you fat dork?
James Ryan, The Golden God of the Flawedcast Network.
Eat a dick.
Austin Sanders
AFC, Austins fried Chicken.
So this actually HAS to be Nate Corbitch because of stupid
cunty roommates not paying for what they need to be paying for. In this
case, the internet.
I have a mobile hotspot and it might go out quickly so if this isn't to
my usually standerd of emails, I'm not really upset. It's not like I'm
the intercontinental or world heavyweight champ this week. That would blow
if I was a champ and I could barley celebrate it.
I do have to address some things. First of, Vin Notes....I mean Cliff
Tanner...Fuck it, it's Snotes. I want to say this with the absolute best
wonka smile I can.
"Oh, I'm unoriginal?
Tell me how funny you've been the last month!"
Insult my writing style will you. Well I can prove I'm not as "raw" as you
think I am. There are these two buttons called "Ctrl" and "F". Combine
those together and you have one of the Internets best tools. You can type
in a word and it shows you how many times it was said on that page. Good
thing you can go to PUNSHOUSE.COM to see all the emails and verify all of
this. Let me first say that I'm dissopointed by the lack of "cunt" and
"rape" in last weeks emails. GOOD JOB GOOD EFFORT!
Lets see, the word fag was used 4 times. twice by me and twice by BJ Drag
Queen.
"Shit" was used 14 times, 5 by me, 1 by Demko, twice by BJ, And a whooping
6 by James.
MMMMMMM I guess SO FAR I haven't gotten number one in any word yet...
"Twat" was only used by James and Cam
"Gay" was only used once by James again.
And finally "fuck" was used 25 times. I have 3, 1 by Demko, 3 by Stu, 1
by Dustin (surprisingly) 2 by Snotes, 6 by BJ and a fucking 9 by James!
You see Mr.Fake faker, It's clearly James who have a tarnished Golden
mouth. Not I. But since you REALLY want me to be "RAW", I guess I can give
it to you.
*****The fallowing is very raw, listener descristion is advised*****
Vin, You are worst than the Holocaust. At least 6 million of those innocent
people would never get to see how pathetic you are. I wish you were in
Pearl Harbor and were fucked plane first and no one would help you. The
other sailors would just kinda look on and acknowledged that Satans pimple
on Gods green earth was getting tortured and no one would even care. Much
less bother to throw you a life preserver tube. Also, Cam was there for
some reason, which makes any situation immensely worse.
If I can put you as a victim in any movie, it would be Straw Dogs.
I hope you're order is wrong at McDonald and they just give you a huge
peice of shit. Your dumbass would think its delicious and dig in like the
fucking fat fuck with diabetes you are.
No one loves you.
You have no friends.
Your Dad touched you as a child.
Depsops watches you in your sleep, and you get up wondering why your mouth
is so difficult to get open due to a glue like substance on your lips. Vin,
it's cum. It's Depsops cum. You were mouth fucked by depsop. It happened
and there's nothing you can do about it.
Fuck you faggot.
WELL that's about all this week. you can tweet me at TheTallOne93 on
twitter. Oh and Cam....Gay people for life. No hard feeling buddy. High
Five!
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
TheTallOne
PS. My sister used to work at Chick Fil A. So you guys were close.
PSS. Holocaust, Pearl Harbor and Straw dogs were all terrible. I wish all
those things never happened.
PSSS. Except to Vin.
PSSSS. I'm Champion arn't I?
James Enright
THAT DON'T MAKE NO SENSE!
James Ryan - Do your parents know you're gay?
WHAMMY!
Nicole Crawford
GOATFACE!!!!
Jon Drouin
Hello Chris and Andy,
A few weeks ago, I struck up a conversation with Dustin Faber at Church. In the middle of our chat, he said under his breath "It's Clobberin' Time" and I was pleasantly surprised to learn that he is a wrestling fan, and a big CM Punk fan! Punk is one of my favorites too!
Dustin recommended that I give your podcast a listen. He talked about the great hosts Chris and Andy, and he mentioned how much he enjoyed some of the "regulars" like Stu and JB King. But Dustin never mentioned that he's a contributor. It just shows Dustin's level of humility and graciousness.
So I finally got around to giving your show a try this weekend, and imagine my surprise, that not only was Dustin a contributor, but he's the star of the show!
I also wanted to mention how much I enjoyed listening to Cam Gullet as the guest host on Monday Night Flaw. Is this a regular thing? I think you should consider having Cam on your show more often. He sounds like a great, knowledgeable guy, and would make a wonderful permanent host.
I just had a few wrestling comments to make.
Going back to Raw 1000, I enjoyed seeing Bad Ass Billy Gunn in the ring with DX. However, I was disappointed that they didn't play his theme song. Do you guys remember how that one went?
I'm excited for the Dolph Ziggler push, but I wish he wasn't dealing with Jericho. I'm not a fan.
I'm a little bit hesitant about the overall direction of WWE right now, mostly because I'm not sure about the potential face/heel realignment going on. CM Punk and Chris Jericho seem to have at least moved to a tweener role if they haven't already switched completely. And Daniel Bryan's alignment is certainly up in the air with AJ as the GM. Meanwhile, Dolph Ziggler, Randy Orton, and even Brock Lesnar also have great potential for switching sides at any moment, as Ziggler and Lesnar have been drawing cheers, and Orton has voiced his opinion plenty of times that he prefers being a heel. Any thoughts on these changes all potentially happening at once?
Thank you for reading my email. I'll keep listening, and I hope you guys will allow me to return and contribute the occasional e-mail.
Best Regards,
Jon Drouin (pronounced Drew-Inn)
Demko
My experience in the Male Bag...
Altar Boy and Great Big Mouth (I just feel so dirty putting those two
things together),
I have spent a week in the Bag, and I've learned one thing: I'm not the
right person to be involved with these people.
Life has taken a strange turn for me lately, with my mom passing away,
taking on a second job, and now getting this awesome opportunity to host a
show (tune in to TV For Vendetta episode 4, dropping next week!) in and
amongst people who once disliked me. It's definitely been a strange few
months. So last week, I was inspired to sit and watch RAW, because of the
allure of the 1000th show. I wrote an e-mail in to MNF, and I waited. I
listened to myself, and the people I shared the air with.
I listened to the apparently angry homophobe, Austin Sanders. Did he pick
his nom de plume by combining two wrestlers (Austin Aries and Mike
Sanders)? Who knows? But one thing I got from his e-mail was pure hatred.
For someone who really doesn't know anything about the people he's spewing
forth such vitriol against, he certainly had a lot of it to spew. I'm
honestly concerned he might have some sort of literary form of Tourette's
syndrome.
I heard the brief announcement from (former?) Flawed GM, Vin Tanner. His
hate seemed to be focused at one person in particular. That's better than
Sanders, I suppose, but it was still hate, nonetheless.
I was presented with the supposed comedy stylings of everyone's favorite
sexually questionable country bumpkin, Cam Gullett. He kept it short and
sweet, and actually stayed somewhat focused on the show at hand, only
straying once or twice to lash out at people who might potentially listen
to his show. It seems like a poor marketing choice to me, but to each his
own.
I got to hear James Ryan, the supposed Golden Voice of the Flawedcast
Network, and the reigning e-mail champion. I kept thinking to myself last
week, as I wrote my e-mail, that it seemed rather long. Boy was *I* ever
wrong. James seemed to have something to say about every single thing that
happened on RAW. I was curious as to whether he thought we'd be interested
in his constant ramblings about EVERYTHING. The closing statement of Mr.
Ryan's own personal Odyssey was ironic in and of itself, since he stated "I
am not a fan of having 3 hour RAWs every week. Too much filler and not
enough matches." Really, Mr. Ryan? Did you really think those thoughts
after having written a full 1,640 words about the episode he'd just seen?
I was given the opportunity to listen to the 10 time world champion, Stuart
"Tiny Mouse" Little AND his epic intro. I heard desperation in his e-mail.
I'd never heard anyone verbally submit before I heard Mr. Little's e-mail.
Thank you for the chance to hear that moment when someone just gives up.
Sad to think that you tapped out to a web programmer, but at least you knew
you were beat, and just threw in the towel.
After all the grammatical hate I heard thrown JB King's way, I heard a man
rise above the hate, and provide an e-mail that was technically correct,
and sounded like a person who was vaguely fluent in the English language.
Congratulations... you've come a long way, Mr. King, and I think firing all
of those monkeys who were taking dictation in your e-mails was a big step.
And a special congrats to you for winning the Intercontinental title last
week.
And finally, I listened to the epic conclusion to the Faber vs. Snotes
battle. It looks like Faber decided to keep it Nate Corbitt and sweet,
which in the long run, was brilliant. You showed genius in your command of
the human condition. You pulled at the heartstrings of us all. Cliff
didn't. God have mercy on his soul. That's really enough about that.
So where did I wind up with all of this? I'm not the hero you're all
looking for. Mr. Faber seems to have that covered. I'm not the class clown,
like Mr. Ryan. I'm not the veteran - Mr. Little is. I'm not the hate
machine, that's Mr. Sanders' priviledge. Where I once might have been the
punching bag, Mr. Gullett seems to have taken up my banner for me. I really
don't have a place here in the Male Bag. So I'll just do what I've always
done and soldier on. I'll go on co-hosting TV For Vendetta with DevSop, and
persevere. I may have an observation or a question for Chris and Andy every
once in awhile, but I don't think I have anything to contribute on a
long-term basis to Monday Night Flaw. Thank you for the opportunity to be
involved in your playground. I've had fun while I was here. For now, I'll
be content to just watch from the stands. Thanks for all the free funny on
a weekly basis.
Signing off,
Michael Demko
The self-proclaimed Platinum Voice of the Flawedcast Network
Michael Hodge
WWE PPVs
Hey Chrandy,
I have a theory that WWE is shooting itself in the foot by having a PPV every month. They're shooting themselves in the foot with terrible writing and poor booking too, but that's not what this is about.
Would they not be better served by going to 4-6 PPVs a year? It would give them ample time to build storylines, and it would make the PPVs seem like big events again.
I know it'll never happen because people are dumb enough to buy the PPVs every month, but I think it would make the product stronger overall.
Thoughts? Opinions? Unrelated jokes about Nate's height?
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Cam Gullett
Lit?
It was a lot of fun filling in for my ginger colleague Andy Gaston on this
week's recap show. I am positive that I am probably the only emailer who
feels that way, but who gives a shit what the rest of the emailers think
because those assholes probably eat at Chik-Fil-A.
Lit.
Finally Dustin "The Catholic Curbstomper" Faber is sitting atop our great
mountain of men. A position that I am certain makes him the envy of
Catholic Priests and Austin Sanders alike.
Lit?
This week we saw Aj Lee doing her best Stephanie McMahon impersonation,
minus the annoyingly grating voice and the enormous tits. We also got to
see a ton of creative's devotion to the "internet darlings" in CM Punk and
Daniel Bryan. Their evolution as characters is really getting good and I
really wouldn't hate them forming a new dynamic duo.
Lit.
What's George Lincoln and Tsunami doing in the impact zone, Taz? Seriously,
who the fuck thought it was a good idea to let AW have a live mic and to
let Tensai tout out his insane racism? Is JB King the new PR and marketing
director for the WWE?
Lit?
I assume that Austin Sanders showed up to his local Chik-Fil-A with a sign
reading "Fuck you faggot" only to be given the American History X treatment
by some flaming bear types, yes?
Lit. Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
PS, A big happy birthday goes out to Tom Roper. I hope he got my Damien
Sandow gift bag that I sent him, complete with Sandow's ring-worn
extra-extra-large jockstrap. i can't tell you how many dicks I had to suck
to get that.
As always,
"Dashing" Cam Gullett. Cohost of wildly popular and returning this week,
Army of Dorkness!!
CliffsNotes
Concession Speech?
WELCOME TO FLAW IS CLIFFSNOTES!!!
Andy and Chris,
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YOU CAN'T KEEP ME DOWN
CLIFFS NOTES!!!!!!
Stu Little
Classic Lineup Again?
Hey Chris and Andy, or whoever's actually hostling Male Bag this week.
First Chris was tardy (no offence, JB King) last week, and now this week, Andy is completely absent. Maybe next week we the audience should take the week off. But in all seriousness, it was a good show, and Cam wasn't a completely worthless sack of shit for once. Good job! Now get back to making the next Army of Dorkness. My thoughts on Ryan Reynolds being the new Highlander need to be known, dammit!
Which reminds me...one reason I am glad you're back Andy is maybe you can keep your co-host in line with some of the outrageous views he was spouting in your absence. Chris, how *dare* you compare Drew MacIntyre to Randy.............................................................Orton. I take massive offence to you likening a countryman to that underachiever in douchebaggery. A scotsman would never stoop to shitting in someone's bag as revenge. At MINIMUM, we'd shit in your bag, set it on fire, and throw it at your head. Why do you think so many of Tom Roper's matches end in DQ? Get your facts straight, if you intend to continue to call yourself a broadcaster.
Anyway, some thoughts on WWE happenings this week:
-Michael Cole claimed "no one can stop the growth of Ryback". Has anyone tried his pharmacist? Just a thought.
-Sheamus vs. Del Rio AGAIN? Now, I don't mind Del Rio as much as some do, but I am sick to death of this match. At this point, I'd welcome Sheamus vs. Jinder Mahal. My "you stole my brother's Tech Support Job" angle is still up for grabs if they want it.
-Is it just me, or does "Tout It Out" sound like some sort of sexual act? Maybe you should check by asking Cam how much he charges for that.
-FINALLY! Someone grievously harmed Little Jimmy! I only hope that next week, Truth is shown pushing an empty wheelchair around. This also led to the skits where Daniel Bryan is interviewed by a mental health professional. It's a shame he was cleared as sane, because I wouldn't have minded at least one week of seeing him in a mental ward, along with other insane WWE Alumni such as Stevie Richards, The Boogeyman, and in a nod to Ric Flair's WCW stay in a mental hospital, Scott Hall just hanging around in the background without being acknowledged. Alternatively, WWE Films could get to making "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's YES!" starring Bryan. SPOILERS: It ends with Tatanka smothering him with a pillow.
-I am loving Miz's whole new thing, but the way he fondles the Intercontinental Championship just creeps me out. If they took it any further, he'd start making out with it in front of Christian to piss him off.
-So WWE felt they had to apologise for AW's joke about Kobe Bryant, but Jerry Lawler still got away with "The first time Tensai beat him, Sakamoto changed his name to Sum Ting Wong"?
-Despite pushing them way too heelish towards the end, I enjoyed Punk's time on commentary as usual, and I just loved his smartass remarks, like acknowledging the "Cena Sucks" chants with "This crowd's on fire tonight" or when the Big Show clotheslined Cena in the corner and yelled at him "What're you gonna do against that?" and he just replied "I think I'd just get out of the way".
Finally, what do you guys think of the new Raw theme? While I'm glad to be rid of the Nickelback, this new one is so forgettable I literally can't remember anything after the first three words "Tonight's The Night". Though I suppose it's less weird than the one they chose for SmackDown, if you pay attention to the the lyrics "Insurgency Will Rise, When The Blood's Been Sacricificed". So...does that make SmackDown the Middle East of the WWE Universe? It is the brand which is home to Jinder Mahal, The Great Khali and Damien Sandow, after all. It is a place where loyal men and women are sent for extended periods which they'd rather not serve out, and its "regime" has been pretty unstable with so many different people in charge over the years, and the new GM they'll be announced this week doesn't seem any more or less crazy than Gaddafi. Even if NXT's GM Dusty Rhodes does have more of that "melting face" syndrome that Gaddafi had.
Anyway, that's all for this week guys. Take care.
Stu
P.S. Thank you very much indeed to Dustin Faber for finally bringing an end to Cliff's abortion of a gimmick. You've earned your Flawie(tm) Lifetime Achievement Award just off that alone man.
Dustin Faber
Cliff's Notes is vanquished
You're welcome.
Obligatory wrestling question: What age did wrestling cease to be genuine
to you? What I mean is that even though I knew it was staged, it was so
easy to suspend disbelief in high school. After a stopped watching for a
few years and came back in 2004, that ability to suspend disbelief got much
harder. What age did it finally get too tough for you to do on a consistent
basis?
Everyone supported me. Everyone believed in me. Thanks to the Flawedcast
community, I can continue emailing as myself instead of under the guise of
Dandy Warhol. So a big thank you to everyone!
Cam Gullett. If I was you, I would have already snapped. You take more
abuse than the microphone used to record The Creepshow. Yet you have good
spirits and can take a joke with the best of them. I admire your
resiliency, and can honestly say that when I look at your photo, a single
tear rolls down my cheek, as you represent everything I cannot be.
Atom Dan. The biggest flaw in my Sirius XM subscription is that you are not
a DJ. Dandora Radio is amazing. A true testimony to your ability to melt my
speakers with your voice, which oozes with style, class, and a sexual
quality that makes me feel like I'm reading 50 shades of gray in 3D. The
sooner you get a syndicated radio show playing the hits, the better our
country will be. You make Casey Casum sound like a ball of yarn.
James Ryan. Or should I say Michael Buffer. Good grief, Andy was not
kidding when he called you the golden voice of Flawedcast.net. You should
be calling heavyweight UFC title bouts or recording Dr. Seuss audio books.
You could read the phone book and it'd be like we were hearing a symphony.
I don't think I ever want to speak again, because hearing my own voice is a
reminder that compared to you, I am a complete failure in every avenue of
life.
Austin Sanders. You say you want to be the next me? This must be how a
father feels when his kid loses a tooth. I am so proud of you right now,
that my heart is bursting with pent up admiration for every vowel you type.
I've voted for you the last few weeks, and to see you with that
intercontinental title, well, I almost want to trade my daughter in for the
right to call you my son.
Stu Little. Nearly last place the last few weeks straight? That's bunk. We
voters should be ashamed of ourselves for letting your intellectual genius
go unnoticed. You live in Scotland, yet find a way to be relevant in modern
American culture. Think about it: You transcend international water.
Someday, all of us will die. But you'll live forever. When your bones rot
away, and future cultures unearth our audio sensations, they'll read you
and erect a statue, worshipping the god that you have become in our lives.
JB King. I tried recording a podcast with you once and failed miserably. It
wasn't because of the grammar, it was because I couldn't comprehend just
how amazing you are. In your honor, I will type your compliments in your
native written world. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing
elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore.
Demko. Michael Demko. You're the reason Waldo hides. You are a gem of a
find on Facebook. Knowing that I can message you on Facebook at the drop of
a hat is one of life's greatest assurances. Knowing you exist in the world
makes all the bad stuff go away. Somebody got murdered in Kalamazoo,
Michigan? Who cares, I know Michael Demko!
Andy. Without you, I wouldn't be emailing the show. There wouldn't be a
show. And as far as I can tell, the internet would be a sad, empty place
without you. A toast to our fuhrer and a great friend to have.
Chris. Why wait until Follow Friday to tell the world how great you are?
The fact that people are calling for your resignation shows how sad we are
as a society. Fire Chris Alt? No, that is the most ridiculous thing in the
world. Firing him is as ridiculous as boycotting a fast food restaurant or
cheering for the Big Show.
And you, Cliff's Notes. You may be gone, but you were my greatest challenge
aside from puberty. Although you were a tool and reached Dick Cheney-like
levels of heelishness, I humbly extend my hand in love and forgiveness. I
welcome your friendship and embrace the idea of burying the hatchet. Or
blow it out your ass, I don't care.
Your only straight-edge emailer, six-minute show host and two-time champion.
Dustin Faber.
JB King
Now with less RAW recaps.
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome JB KING’s new personal ring announcer
for the week, El Serpiente Maricon!
Hooooolaaaaaaaaaa
(Play Alberto Del Rio’s Music during introduction)
Señoras y señores, en su camino hacia el anillo. Hecho en Oxnard California
y miembro de BRAZZERS.COM. Él es un dos veces campeón Intercontinental. El
tres veces Chris Alt escupir tener campeón. El primer "CLAP LENTO" Campeón.
Y un ex campeón del mundo. El asesino de la costa oeste. El thriller de
señora gorda. Él es el número uno en mi corazón y en mi culo.
EL ES…
Juanitooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bel Reyyyyyyyyyyy-ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Gracias Fag now let’s move on. Well it looks like I get another fucking
silver medal. I can’t say that I’m too upset about it. Dustin deserved the
gold this week for putting Y2Jackoff out of his misery. I was seriously
laughing for a good minute. Excellent work Dustin.
Now, who the fuck decided to give my belt to Austin “tourretts” Sanders? I
guess this is the thanks I get for giving him the rub last week. I’m
starting to wonder what I have to say to get that belt back. Should I
pander to Andy with sports humor? Hey Andy, since Austin is from Cincinnati
let’s do a Reds joke. What happens when you combine 40 Reds baseball
players and 40 lesbians? You get 80 people that don’t do dick.
No? Ok well then how about one of those stupid “more like” name jokes. Austin
Sanders? More like Ned Flanders! Am I okaley-dokaley right-a-roonie? Good
job good effort? Christ I can’t believe I did one of those jokes. These
jokes remind me of Adam Dan. Not funny, irrelevant and should have died out
years ago.
I’m pretty sure Austin is doing his usual bit and is probably going after
James Ryan by mocking his hashtag gimmick by placing a (and I use this term
loosely) clever twist on it by calling them fagtags. Please try not to get
the term ‘fagtag’ mixed up with one of the multiple tattoos on Cam Gullets
lower back or asshole. You know what, fuck that belt I’m moving on.
I have some observations for Raw that I needed to say before we get to the
questions. The first of which is how hilarious would it had been if WWE
blamed the Raw Pyro fire on Little Jimmy? R-Truth doesn’t seem to be the
best parental supervisor or whatever the hell he is supposed to be. And it
would have been a bigger mind fuck knowing that and imaginary character
Little Jimmy has another imaginary voice in his own head telling him to
burn things. But no, they blamed it on the incompetent Mexican roadie
staff. B-A-Star. If there is one good thing that came from Little Jimmy
this week, it was when Daniel Bryan played the role of Kyle in the “Kick
the baby” South Park tribute. Awesome.
Now Trending Worldwide…FAGTAG
BONER! BONER! BONER! I say this for a few reasons, one I’m trying to get a
pop out of Cam Gullet. Second, if Andy is reading this then I just wanted
to see if Nichole would yell “boner” back. Hi Nichole. And three, it
explains the actions of Josh Matthews and Alberto Del Rio. You see Chris,
when you play 16 FUCKING RECAPS on raw, most of which are showing Brock
Lesnars face, how could that not give Josh Matthews a fear boner? He may
have had the notion that it was a trap and was going to get beat up again.
As for Alberto Del Rio, apparently it takes him about 7 minutes to work up
a murder boner. His cross-armbreaker is insufficient unless he uses his
hard-on for extra pressure on the elbow. Hope this helps. P.S. If Chris
can no longer watch an ADR match without thinking of him getting a murder
boner during his finisher, then my work here is done.
#1 Trend Worldwide… FAGTAG
Lastly, stop admiring General Lee. I get it, she has an adorable smile and
everything but stop acting like her wearing a pantsuit is really ruining
her “figure”. Yes, when I think of AJ “now Asian again” Lee I think of her
big ass and titties. My god ‘dem curves Chris. Such a voluptuous body.
Please back me up on this Andy. I think Chris has become delusional about
‘what is sexy?’ He probably got it from hanging out with Bryan for too
long on TV for Vendetta. Maybe you should take this time to go after her
with your absurdist humor. It’s not like there are many Divas left to use
it on anyway. Here, I will help. AJ Lee has a massive bush! She looks like
a clean 13 year old, but under those shorts is a giant thick course-like
birdsnest of pubic hair that could suffocate a horse. There. Run with it.
Well I’ve disturbed enough people so let’s move on to the questions shall
we?
Question One: If you could do a comedy “Roast” to anyone in professional
wrestling who would it be? I’m sure there are a lot of Russo or Hogan
options in there but I would go with the big man in charge, Vince McMahon.
As much as I appreciate him for some of the stuff he has done in the past,
there is a lot of shit that I have despised him for. I can see comedians
giving him shit for a lot of things. Such as…
Vince McMahon has had more failed business ventures than a Buddhist pimp.
The XFL was more unwatchable than the Octomom sex tape. The football was so
terrible, the players are the only black guys Lisa Lampinelli refuses to
have sex with.
Vince is a ladies man, he has broken more “Harts” than a pissed scaffold
worker in May of 1999.
I'm not saying Vince McMahon is out of touch with reality, but when someone
asked him what he thought of 'The Hunger Games', he said he's given tens of
thousands of dollars to Sally Struthers to fix it.
Vince McMahon is more responsible for Samoan deaths than the tsunami of
2009.
And so on. Just wanted your thoughts on who you’d like to see roasted and
what you’d like to hear.
Question Two: AW is going to be fine. From what I gathered from Chris and
“poochie” the other day, we need to stop trying to make a big deal out of
what AW said. By the way, I am 60% sure Vince fed him that line. I for one
did laugh. This guy has already made white, black and taco bell jokes.
Although I would have suggested not to make fun of Colorado, a state which
is going through enough shit already (p.s. I am aware of the irony from
last week). This won’t be his last incident though I assure you. Which
brings me to the question of, what do you think AW will say that WILL get
him fired. Imagine he has the live mic and says something horrible again.
Here are some ideas that I think he could say that would initially send him
to TNA or worse CZW.
-Kingston, All World is a like a brain tumor and you're Sheryl Crow: we're
inside your head, but there ain't no removing us!
-Truth, your victory party's gonna be a Von Erich Family Reunion: quiet and
empty!
-Those tag belts are gonna be in our hands quicker than pills in Randy
Orton's bag!
-Someone grab a bible and see if the dogs are by the pool area, this boy's
done!
Like I said, what do you think will initially get AW fired?
Well that’s it for this week. It’s time for us contributors to start our
training for the KOTR. I know I will be training extra hard to do my best
and earn this victory. I know Nate Corbitt is busy thinking of some awesome
jokes before he burrows back into the midget sanctuary also known as AJ
Lee’s bush where it is safe from poachers and ghouls. I know Dustin Faber
is trying to decide which four letter word he will unleash on some poor
fool. Which will he choose? COCK? CUNT? MEECROB? SCIENCE? I’m sure Stu is
feeling exiled as of late and is conjuring up a wonderful email in his
dungeon. With a Phantom of the Opera like mask and all. I’m not sure what
Cliff is up to but I’m sure it is something stupid like smiling and using
less words than Terri Shiavo as his gimmick now.
But enough. I am tired of being Mr. Second place. I am going to win KOTR.
Whatever it takes I will make it happen. No, this is not JB KING making a
silly off color tangent. This is John fucking Bellfield promising a hell of
a run and eternal glory when all is said and done. Good luck gentlemen, for
I’m bringing it.
Love Peace and Penis Grease
Johnny
James Ryan
Shut It Down.
"James does realize you guys do a show on Mondays that recaps Raw,
right? And there's no need to have an entire email dedicated to
rehashing everything segment by segment? Can we strip his 2nd title
run for having one of the worst defenses imaginable?" -Lord of the
Internet
In the words of the Mr. Book of Dark City, "Shut it down! Shut it
down forever!"
Well, guys, I'm sorry to say, but as deemed by the Lord of the
Internet, I just possibly can't write an entire email rehashing RAW
segment by segment because the Hosts of Monday Night Flaw, Sir Andy
and Lady Christopher, do that on their own show. I sincerely
apologize to the Tag Team Champions of MNF and to Mr. Stuart Little
who, unbeknownst to me, had that as his previous gimmick. And here I
was, just trying to be clever and write an email in which everyone
would laugh, chuckle, and maybe illicit chortle. I have failed ye,
MNFers. Granted my title defense was not up to even my standards, but
like I wrote, I can only write the funny with the RAW material in
which I'm given. Yes, I write the email live. I don't go back and
plot it out for a multi week build up only for it to never deliver! 4
Horsemen of the Apocalypse, indeed. He's too busy jacking his weenus
to 13 year old gymnasts to finish a storyline! Olympics2012!
I even admitted that my title defense wasn't up to snuff on that
email. However, why don't you step to the plate and deliver a home
run email? That's a challenge to you. Lord of the Internet, indeed.
How dare you step to me, I'm Ra, Helios, Louis XIV (14th, for you
mortals), and the Aztec sun god Tonatiuh all rolled into one. I will
do what I want, when I want, and do it on whatever show I want. I am
the fucking Golden God of the Flawedcast Network! And you have
incurred my wrath, pedo!
And Demko, you may be calling yourself "The Platinum Voice", but check
the market today! Gold trumps Platinum $1591.00 to 1382.00, per
mutha-fuckin ounce, negro! GoldStandard.gov!
RAW happened. Blah, blah,blah. How's that for a minute by minute
recap, you fat dork?
James Ryan, The Golden God of the Flawedcast Network.
Eat a dick.
