Adam Dan? More like Adam DANdusky. Adam Dan? More like Adam DAN Alstyne. (see what I did there, I took two well known kid fuckers and made Adam Dan's name sound like theirs, thereby making it look like Adam Dan is also a kid fucker, whether or not he is is up to you guys, but this guy is a last name is a first name guy and every last name is a first name guy I know is a kid fucker [i.e. Fred Solomon])
Adam Dan? More like Adam GAY.
WHAMMY! PLAY MY MUSIC! (Call Me, Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen, pleeeeeeease).
Adam Dan So... you want the belt???
Revered Sir Enright,
You persistently proclaim your ambition to procure a belt. Is that because you consistently disintegrate your own belts, you corpulent microphallic dolt?
As a token of my benefaction, I present you a belt worthy of such plumpish gluttony.