Preliminary Qualifier: Hodge vs Roper
Aug 9, 2012 13:52:03 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Aug 9, 2012 13:52:03 GMT -5
As heard on MNF Male Bag 15 available on www.flawedcast.net/mondaynightflaw
Michael Hodge
Blackface GM?
Hey, Chrandemko.
I heard SmackDown got a new black face GM, and I was really disappointed to learn it wasn't an ultra-racist Johnny Ace bit.
On to business, I didn't realize Australia was the world's backyard. Tom Roper wrestling there proves it.
I Googled the guy, and the top result was a square dancing site. I knew it wasn't the same guy because I've seen a youtube clip of Roper wrestling. There's no way he's coordinated enough to square dance.
To say that Tom Roper is also known as Ryan Dangerfield is like saying
that Snoop Dogg is also known as Snoop Lion -- it may be true, but no
one gives a shit.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Ry-Endangering Your Opponents.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Nobody's Ever Heard of You.
I'll put more effort into my second-round e-mail when I'm not facing a jobber. I promise.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
Hodgey
Tom Roper
We can get together!
So when I heard about this King of the Ring concept, I originally thought
it was either a podcast about Cam Gullett's latest adventures to Florida on
Fleet Week or Nate Corbitt announcing that he'd finally captured his
precious.
Instead I have to write emails and be entertaining? Shit. I'm as successful
in that field as JB KING in the National Spelling Bee. Guess I'll have to
cut the field down to size.
- Adam Dan should be disqualified immediately, as the only PPV he can be
booked on should be Survivor Series.
- Scott Taylor should be forced to recap Ring Ka King this week to fit the
theme. In Punjab. A fitting punishment for the Great Khali promo of each
week's Monday Night Flaw.
- by the way, thanks for the sporting team suggestions Scott. It seems
those four teams have about as much combined success as you do convincing
people to give a shit about TNA!
- Stuart Little is clearly above this, being a 25647-time former champ.
Ironically, that's also the amount of nations above Scotland in the Olympic
medal count at the moment. I think at this point they're trying to
repatriate Nate Corbitt as a starting center for the national Basketball
team.
- I guess James Enright's forfeiting because I swear I saw him representing
America in the shot put the other night. looking svelte, buddy!
- is JB KING dead yet? No? I have a solution and its called the new entrant
for Spain in the skeet shooting at London 2012. #firstolympicfatality
Okay, enough of the insults, I have a couple of legit questions.
Who the fuck is Michael Hodge?
What happened to Brian VanAlstyne's rampage? My guess is that he's busy
watching TiVod footage of the teenage gymnasts at the Olympics at the
moment. See you in 5 years Brian!
Can you get Alan Capps on again next week? I'd be fascinated by a first
hand account of the original Greek Olympics he visited on holiday back when
he was my age.
That's all for this week fellas. Good luck to everyone in King of the Ring,
except Michael Hodge (if that is a real person)!
T(h)om
Michael Hodge
Blackface GM?
Hey, Chrandemko.
I heard SmackDown got a new black face GM, and I was really disappointed to learn it wasn't an ultra-racist Johnny Ace bit.
On to business, I didn't realize Australia was the world's backyard. Tom Roper wrestling there proves it.
I Googled the guy, and the top result was a square dancing site. I knew it wasn't the same guy because I've seen a youtube clip of Roper wrestling. There's no way he's coordinated enough to square dance.
To say that Tom Roper is also known as Ryan Dangerfield is like saying
that Snoop Dogg is also known as Snoop Lion -- it may be true, but no
one gives a shit.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Ry-Endangering Your Opponents.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Nobody's Ever Heard of You.
I'll put more effort into my second-round e-mail when I'm not facing a jobber. I promise.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
Hodgey
Tom Roper
We can get together!
So when I heard about this King of the Ring concept, I originally thought
it was either a podcast about Cam Gullett's latest adventures to Florida on
Fleet Week or Nate Corbitt announcing that he'd finally captured his
precious.
Instead I have to write emails and be entertaining? Shit. I'm as successful
in that field as JB KING in the National Spelling Bee. Guess I'll have to
cut the field down to size.
- Adam Dan should be disqualified immediately, as the only PPV he can be
booked on should be Survivor Series.
- Scott Taylor should be forced to recap Ring Ka King this week to fit the
theme. In Punjab. A fitting punishment for the Great Khali promo of each
week's Monday Night Flaw.
- by the way, thanks for the sporting team suggestions Scott. It seems
those four teams have about as much combined success as you do convincing
people to give a shit about TNA!
- Stuart Little is clearly above this, being a 25647-time former champ.
Ironically, that's also the amount of nations above Scotland in the Olympic
medal count at the moment. I think at this point they're trying to
repatriate Nate Corbitt as a starting center for the national Basketball
team.
- I guess James Enright's forfeiting because I swear I saw him representing
America in the shot put the other night. looking svelte, buddy!
- is JB KING dead yet? No? I have a solution and its called the new entrant
for Spain in the skeet shooting at London 2012. #firstolympicfatality
Okay, enough of the insults, I have a couple of legit questions.
Who the fuck is Michael Hodge?
What happened to Brian VanAlstyne's rampage? My guess is that he's busy
watching TiVod footage of the teenage gymnasts at the Olympics at the
moment. See you in 5 years Brian!
Can you get Alan Capps on again next week? I'd be fascinated by a first
hand account of the original Greek Olympics he visited on holiday back when
he was my age.
That's all for this week fellas. Good luck to everyone in King of the Ring,
except Michael Hodge (if that is a real person)!
T(h)om