MNF 33/MaleBag 16
Aug 16, 2012 13:53:15 GMT -5
Post by Andy on Aug 16, 2012 13:53:15 GMT -5
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Austin Sanders
I'm done
My jokes weren't funny. It was just a bunch of hate. I'm embarrassed. Cam,
I'm sorry. Gay jokes arn't funny. I don't know and I don't care if I won.
My email was intensely awful. Mr.Gullet, please move on to being in the
king of the ring. That's the least of my worries though.
I'm not going email in anymore for a long while. That's for a couple of
reasons.
1. 2 Jobs, school, family and friends.
2. My jokes weren't really jokes. It was words stringed with "fuck" or
"faggot"
The worst part is I sent that thinking it was my best. Obviously it was not.
This isn't the personality that emails in every week. This is the real
Austin.
Andy, Chris, while I'm not sure if you think what I said last week was a
huge deal. But I do. I'm ashamed that's what comes out of my head.
I understand others listen here. I don't want to drive them away. I will
always support your show.
So for my one and only feud, I lost. To Cam. Embarrassing but not quite
as embarrassing as acting like a southern child on here.
Last thing. I want to say sorry to everyone who heard that garbage last
week. And the people that voted for me should be ashamed of themselves.
Now that that's done, it's time to kill off this hateful character. And
there's only one was to do so.
(Gets run over by a car)
JR- BY GAWD! SOMEONE JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN WITH THAT CAR!
XOXOXOXOXO
TheTallOne
PS. Cam. You're awesome. Continue to be an awesome guy. You win. I lose.
PSS. Thank you everyone that listened to me.
PSSS. Goodbye.
Austin Sanders
Hold on. I'm not done yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
YOU FAGGOTS BELIEVED ME!
AND YOU FELL FOR IT!
YOU FELL FOR IT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS!
Tits.
Swag.
Ahhhhh it's great to be a cunt. And your 2 time Champion.
Oh wait....before I go, I should take a shot at me so I can keep
it....mmmmmm
Austin Sanders? More like sleeps on AJ's bush filled with Dep sops cum.
what? Am I WRONG? She looks like 12. You honestly didn't expect it?
Thanks for listening guys. And I'm gonna be really quiet so I don't
disturbed the Butthurt swagfags while they slumber.
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
thetallone
ps.Cam. No. really. That's the joke. just Cam.
Jon Drouin
MNF Male Bag
Hello Andy and Mister Giggles,
Congratulations to all the King Of The Ring participants on your excellent e-mails. But especially, congratulations to the guy that's quickly become one of my favorite personalities on The Flawedcast Network, Mister Cam Gullett.
I ran into my good friend Dustin Faber yesterday, and I insisted that I had to buy him a drink, to thank him for introducing me to your podcast. I noticed that Dustin's email was read after the King of the Ring tournament along with Stu and JB King. It seems that these three guys are the stars of your show. Have you ever thought about giving them a name, like "The Big Three"?
So anyways, Dustin and I were discussing Chris Jericho over a round of Strawberry Milks. Jericho had a big moment on Monday night, when he brought back his Y2J gimmick, and essentially cemented his Face turn. He's been a jerk for quite a while, and said a lot of dickish things to CM Punk and his straight-edge lifestyle, but now, for no real apparent reason, we're supposed to like him. I don't buy it. It seems like a cheap insult to the intelligence of the audience.
Look, I get that there's a certain amount of "Suspension of Disbelief" when we watch professional wrestling, but for me at least, the WWE kept crossing that line on Monday.
In addition to the Jericho Face turn, here's a few other examples I just couldn't accept:
A few weeks ago, Tensai was physically manhandling everyone from John Cena to CM Punk, but now he's jobbing to Sin Cara?
Heath Slater has been getting beat up by middle-aged lesbians like Cyndi Lauper and Sycho Sid, but now he's actually getting in some legitimate offense against R Truth?
Also, judging by the Tout's shown on Raw, it appears that all WWE fans live in a basement bedroom. That's certainly not the case.
(By the way. Note to James Ryan: More Trout!)
Next, WWE wants me to believe that Shawn Michaels, the greatest superstar in WWE history, drives the cheapest car on the rental lot? Shouldn't he have a limo taking him to and from the airport? Or one of those big extended-size church vans?
And WWE wants me to believe that Mark Henry knows how to use a Smart Phone? Or send in a video from London?
Finally, based on CM Punk's post-match interview, the WWE is trying to inject some drama and mystery into his SummerSlam match, and will he turn heel? But it's obvious what's going to happen. In fact, it's already happened. There's clearly only one reason for CM Punk to shave his facial hair into that specific style. It's to help push away an amount of hair that makes Chewbacca jealous.
Thanks again for reading my email. Have a great summer slammin' week!
Jon
Michael Hodge
What the Fuck Happened to That Guy?
Hey, Chrandy.
My "What the fuck happened to that guy" subject of the week:
The guy who came up with Scooby-Doo and the rest of the gang doing a thing for WrestleMania.
www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wwestudios/scooby-doo-announcement
So, what the fuck happened? Did he hit his head, thus retarding him? Was he trying to win a bet on how stupid an idea he could get approved? Is he seven?
I don't get how anyone could think this is a good idea. Also, SPOILER ALERT: this ends with them pulling Kane's mask off and revealing Hornswoggle.
In other news, I'm looking forward to getting slaughtered by England's favourite son in the next round of the King of the Ring. How did I draw worst to first in this thing? I'm going to have to go from "not trying" to "trying very hard" to have any shot. Or maybe a sheep will chew through the only Ethernet cable in Wales, knocking Stu's Internet connection out and giving me a victory by default. Or maybe Stu will get caught in a flash mob Bollywood number and be unable to reach a computer. India's part of the UK, right? In any event, I'm sure that if Stu can tear himself away from making car bombs and staring at his Bono posters long enough to write in, I'll be screwed. Royally screwed, I suppose.
That's it for me.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Brian VanAlstyne
I'm Back
After some weeks away the countdown to armageddon resumes…
Three emails until fury is unleashed…
Kiss your loved ones….
Find peace with your maker…
The Devil Will Speak...
Cam Gullett
Austin Sanders just got welcomed to the "Suck my dick" club. Membership
perks include, but are not limited to: herpes of the mouth, addiction to
semen, and extreme halitosis. Your welcome Austin, now turn on over so I
can welcome you to the special club that got Michael Demko his moniker,
"The Platinum Voice."
As always, "Dashing" Cam Gullett
Stu Little
Ry-Back on Top?
Hey guys,
11 times, huh? I wonder what clinched it for me more, the Brock Lesnar promo, or the anal rape song? Either way, thanks everyone who voted.
Congratulations to everyone who qualified for KOTR, and commiserations to those who didn't.
Tom Roper- serves you right for somehow thinking Scotland had its own team in the Olympics, rather than there being one for the whole of Great Britain, who had their best showing in over a century with the medals they won. Not that I care. I was done in London the week before the Olympics began, and in addition to fucking up the traffic, I saw this facepalm worthy slogan all around:
It's hard to not read that with a comma after the first word, isn't it?
Austin Sanders- was really shocked to see you go out. I actually voted for you. Now I'll never get the chance to see you use your superior rank of colonel to make James Enright forfeit. Also, I guess we can't have that battle rap as part of the tournament. It's a shame, as I was looking forward to seeing you pad out your verses with rhyming couplets beginning with phrases like "Drag it", "Slag it", "Maggot" and "Tertiary The Dark Knight Rises character John Daggett", though I think that last one would take someone like Bustah Rhymes to fit in. Better luck next year. It's All In The Game, as my cousin would say.
Also, our first one on one matchup was announced! I'd say I was looking forward to seeing Nate Corbitt taken down a peg or two, but well, that's physically impossible. PUNSHOUSE.COM!
On SmackDown this week:
-Booker T was the worst James Bond lookalike ever (see, Chris, James Bond is a character from a poplar series of MOVIES)
-Ryback did a run in to stop Jinder Mahal from beating up some jobbers...so he could do it himself. Don't Be a Bully...Be The ONLY Bully. FEED. ME. MORE. LUNCH MONEY. NERD!
-Antonia Cesaro took on Christian in a good outing. Oh, I'd like to take this opportunity to just state for the record that last week, I wasn't PERSONALLY saying that American Footballers are pussies for wearing protective gear, just that Cesaro should to get heat. Especially when it'd turn out he's a hypocrite when they reveal back when he was a rugby player, he protected his nipples by strapping a pair of hubcaps over them.
-Del Rio chose NOT to have Sheamus arrested in order to have him stripped of his title and try to argue he's a more fitting person to hold it...because he a FUCKING IDIOT. Instead, he went with a ridiculously convoluted plan to allow him to assault Sheamus. Yeah, because it's not like every other week over the past 3 months hasn't featured a situation where Del Rio puts Sheamus in the Cross Armbreaker, yet fails to break his arm. At this point, implied off-screen anal rape would actual spice this storyline up.
Then came Raw, where:
-Ryback debuted his new theme music, which sounds like something from a gritty reboot of Little Shop of Horrors.
-Heath Slater jobbed to R-Truth, though the way things have been going for the "One Man Bahyund-babee!", I wouldn't have been surprised if his opponent had been Little Jimmy.
-As you noted, Alex Riley never showed up to capitalise on his win last week. I think that was intentional on his part, as a show of solidarity to his one-week backstage friend from months ago, CM Punk. You disrespect Punk, and this is the price you pay, WWE!
-Sadly, Brock Lesnar didn't promo this week. The most he spoke was when Paul Heyman asked him if Shawn Michaels was in the building, and he responded "Indubitably!". No this week he delivered on his promise to visit grievious harm upon Shawn's person, which led to the rather awkward closing moments where HHH ripped his shirt off and yelled "Let's do it now! We don't have to wait, we can do it right here in this ring!". It was the most homoerotic ending to Raw since that time HHH and Scott Steiner had an oiled up muscle flexing contest. And for those who weren't watching then, or don't remember, I didn't make that up! They actually did that. It happened and there's nothing we can do about it.
Take care,
Stu
Dustin Faber
The WWE in 50 years!
Greetings to two people who host a podcast,
Will the WWE even be around in 50 years? True, it's been an event since the
carnie days of yestercentury, but with the increase in new technology,
sports and people generally becoming stupider, will pro wrestling be the
way it is today, just a niche, or will it have been outlawed by the
Chinese, who, let's face it, are probably going to take over in 20 years.
Also, here's a quick-fire game for yall to play: I'll give you a wrestler,
and you have to say what the best match is that you saw that person wrestle
in, and the biggest letdown (not necessarily worst) of a match that they
were in. My responses are in parenthesis. Ready, steady, go!
1. Undertaker (Best: Hell in a Cell at Mania 28, Letdown: vs. Batista at
whatever Mania that was
2. John Cena (Best: vs. Edge in the ladder match a few years ago, Letdown:
vs. HHH at Mania whenever that was)
3. Hogan (Best: vs. Rock at Mania 18; Letdown: vs. Piper at Halloween Havoc
1997)
4. Rey Mysterio (Best: vs. Guerrero for custody of Dominic, letdown: ECW
One Night Stand 2005)
5. Austin (Best: vs. Hart at Mania 13; Letdown vs. Rock at Mania 17)
That's all I got. Bye Bye.
Love
Your straight-edge friend,
Dustin Faber.
JB King
BANGARANG BITCH!
Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome our next combatant.
Fighting from Oxnard, California.
A platinum member of Brazzers.com
He is a 2 Time Intercontinental Champion
A 3 time Chris Alt Spit-take Champion
The First Winner of the not so prestigious Slow Clap of the night.
A 2 time World Heavyweight Champion.
The one and only GRAND SLAM Champion of Monday Night Flaw
He is the West Coast Killer
The Fat Chick Thiller
Has more silver than a Peruvian Villa
Flyer than a Lost boy, Cheaper than a Chinese toy
The man that makes Andy choke on his spit harder than…something something
choking Rosa Mendez.
HE IS…
J!
B!
KING!
Hello to Andy “Blue Steel” Gaston and Mr. Giggles. I write to you guys
before heading off to Summer Slam. I figured it will hopefully be more
entertaining than the last two times I visited the county fair last week. I
was bored to death by such “excellent” music performances that only a FREE
county fair concert can provide. First, I got to listen Bret Michaels (hey
Chris remember them? Your parents use to fuck to his songs) and by
listening to him, I mean I was wondering what that horrible fucking sound
was while I was trying to enjoy a healthy meal of smoked turkey legs and
deep fried Velveeta bars on a stick. (Calm down James Enright) But then
sure enough two days later that was topped by Dustin Faber’s favorite
“Rock” band Creed. Yes apparently they are still a thing. Not sure why. I
can name maybe one song outside of the shit they made for WWE to use for
their “Sacrifice” montages.
Speaking of Jesus freaks, I’m glad to see Chris took his heel turn by going
conservative. I got the notion he was going to turn when he started
stuttering words and letting out massive farts during a podcast. Yes Chris,
we all heard that last week. Have you been drinking the Arkansas Kool-Aid
and by that I mean there oddly colored tap water? You may say you’re a
conservative now, but we all know you are still a liberal considering how
easily you giggle to “BUSH” jokes. See Austin, that’s how you do a play on
words. Retard. Anyway back to Chris. Hating on broke blacks and Mexicans
now? I’m not sure if you are stealing my material or you just hate Oakland
Raider fans THAT much. (RaiderNation.FUUUUU) It’s okay though Chris, as
karma proves, your daughters will learn to love “chocolate” in other ways.
Just like Cam Gullet, except he prefers his chocolate with nuts.
Congrats to all of our KOTR qualifiers. And a special congrats to Stu. I
guess Sing-a-longs do the trick nowadays. Can’t wait to hear you make fun
of Cam’s new ‘Dolph Ziggler’ theme. “I’M HERE TO BLOW THE WORLD! I’M HERE
TO BLOW THE WORLD! COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! NO CONDOMMMMSSSSSSS!”
And poor Austin Sanders. What the hell was that man? Did all the lines of
cocaine get to you? I warned you about Iron Sheik writing your emails.
Roddy Piper was more coherent than you last week, and that asshole has done
twice as much blow. Piper has cut more lines than a retard at Disneyland.
But at least he has an excuse of being senile. Hate speech mixed with bad
spelling? Who dafuq doez dat shitt? Congrats you were orally raped by Cam
Gullet. Literally. It happened. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
See you in 2 weeks you dumb shit. In the meantime, you can ejaculate
everyone on your thoughts. Don’t wait! Just Ejaculate! Right here on the
Flawedcast Network!
And now let us rape the shark for AJ Lee’s massive bush. AJ Lee’s bush is
like the helpful smart kid from “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”. Austin you
probably never heard of it because the show because it came out before you
were even considered an accident. Basically in the show there was a young
gentleman in a trench coat that would pull out random yet useful items
depending on the situation or issue. As for AJ, she can just reach inside
that hairy curtain of hers and pull out random objects for situational
purposes. Need Keys? No problem. A ladder? Here you go. The Ref got knocked
out? Here let me shake out and get another one! Hell, it worked for her in
the indies when New Jack used to wheel her out in a shopping cart and
pulled random tools from under her rug.
Jesus Christ, I’m not toping that onto the questions.
Question One: Nigga Moments. We sure are getting a lot of them lately. AW
decides to nuke every bridge possible this week. Chad Johnson decided to
make himself ready to play for the Raiders. JTG decides to go on a tangent
on twitter and then gets in trouble with AJ backstage on RAW. I think it
was because he called WWE “bush” league or something, which AJ clearly took
offense to. And now Booker T tries to rob us of a World Title match at
Summer Slam as quick as he tried to rob that Wendys so many years ago. At
this rate, who do you think is next in line to do something dumb? Will
R-Truth get busted for buying alcohol for Little Jimmy? Will Kofi go
insane? Will Mark Henry refuse pay his child support to May Young? Tell me
what you know crackers.
Boy talk about dark humor...anyway,
Question Two: Female wrestlers and their moves. Is it me or do a lot of
female wrestlers just borrow finishers from their male counter parts?
Serena, while having an established finisher, decided to just use the GTS
when she was in Punk’s SES. Even Lita would basically just do the Hardy’s
signature moves. Natalya uses a sharpshooter, Troy Pol- I mean Snuka’s
daughter uses his finisher and move set. Do you consider it easy or lazy
for Divas to fall back on established move sets? And why are they borrowing
the boring move sets? Let me see AJ hang out with Ryder. She can spike her
bush and uses Zack’s finisher and call it the “Muff Ryder”. She could be
Ryback’s manager. She can swing her arms up and down and steal his ‘feed me
more’ catchphrase.
PUBES ARE COARSE!
PUBES ARE COARSE!
Except you couldn’t see her ‘pink eye’ without a hedge trimmer. Anyway, are
you fine with Divas given already established moves or do you prefer them
to try to have an original set? Just wanted your thoughts.
Question Three: The Dustin Faber “SRS” question of the night. I always
considered Summer Slam a good progress report on how certain wrestlers are
doing. In your opinion, which of the following “new” talent is holding
their own and has the best future? Ryback, Brodus Clay, Antonio Ceasaro or
Damien Sandow? Also please specify who has impressed you the most and who
will flounder into obscurity by Royal Rumble.
That’s all for tonight. Good luck to both Biggie and JPac. Trout vs Sprout.
The golden voice vs the Glass heart. The Hollywood Faggot vs the…South East
Hobbit? Fuck it see you next week guys.
PS I hope I have inspired Andy to make more music.
Love, peace and penis grease.
Johnny
James Ryan
Terror Comes To Tiny Town
Yes, that's right later tonight Terror Comes to Tiny Town!
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Good evening, MNFers! It's "The Golden Voice" of the Flawedcast
Network, James Ryan! Demko, you're doing a wonderful job this week as
both hosts of Male Bag and MNF! And to think, just a few shorts months
ago, apprently everyone hated your guts and thought you were a
complete and utter douche. Now look at you, you've taken control of
this Flawedcast Network and have become the host of all of the shows!
You truly are a gem. Stay Platinum!
First off, I'd like to apologize to the listeners for not submitting
an email to last week's show. As it turns out when I went on the
offensive against the so-called "Lord of the Internet", I was
summarily blockaded and denied my First Amendment Rights to share the
good word with the denizens of Monday Night Flaw! He truly controls
all of the Internets! That injustice will not stand! Cam, send TV
for Vendetta another one of your Flaming Emails!!! #ItsPoopAgain!
#NOHOMO
But that's much later...first off here's some RAW thoughts....
Oh what the fuck WWE. DJ Pauly Douche Bag as the new Social
Ambassador? Did Sheen go on another bender? Why does the WWE always
get people they think are "hip" or "cool" a few years after they've
grown stale? Maybe they'll bring in Gallagher next as
Intercontinental Watermelon Ambassador!
With that image, Chris Alt just grew a Mallet in his nether regions!
#MalletAlert
By the way, Chris, I have two first names. Have a nice summer.
Hey AJ, does Linda McMahon know you raid her wardrobe? John Bender, everyone!
JB King, love what you're doing and keep representing our side of the
coast. Might I also offer some alternatives to Troy Polamalu 69ing
AJ's Asian bush?
A)Art Garfunkel
B)Meng, the Face of Fear
C)Macy Gray
D)Seth Rogan
E)All the above
Back to the action! Now, gentlemen, I don't watch Smackdown, but
since going from the announce desk to the GM's office, Booker T has
apparently found religion?
We are the Nation...of Islam! #assalamualaikum!
TOUT: What do you think of Booker T's decision? More importantly
Booker, where can I get a some delicious bean pie?
Answer: At the corner of Crenshaw Blvd and Slauson!
Did mildly drunk and confused Roddy Piper actually dropped two "movie
about frogs" references! You sly dog! #HellComestoFrogtown
I actually think Piper is having a stroke on live television. #Call911
Y2J "wins" the twitter-off to go talk to Piper, but to no one's
surprise Dick Ziggler and his step-mother crash the party. And then
Miz comes out! Piper manages to get out one more "Frogs" reference.
"Regular Boys Haircut" Miz then says "I don't care about the fans
voting!" Obviously neither does the powers that be at the WWE. Hey
fans, don't vote for anything, because they'll do what they want
anyway! #DieVinceDie
Oh look, JTG is out to lose! Poor guy. I hope he doesn't get that
nasty ocular infection from Ryback! That's some serious
conjunctivitis, pal. Is Scott Baio guest hosting RAW tonight? Ryback
reminds me of Snitsky and his Bacne. Two gross, sweaty muscled up
dudes. No, I'm not talking about Cam's ideal Saturday Night.
#BestMaleWhoreinArkansas
I guess the Decade of Tensai has come to a screeching halt. He lost
the match to the Latino Landscaping Engineer and then his Asian valet
gets beat up. #PoorShortRound
Did you guys love Brock's Surprise Butt Secks on HBK in the parking
garage!?!?! Where's your Messiah now, God Boy? Oh yeah, in your poop
chute.
Okay, on to more important things.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Die in a Serbian Minefield! AMIRITE?!? #nailedit
In all seriousness, Tom Roper seems like a nice Aussie. And no, I
won't play knifey spoony with you. However, in spirit of the London
Olympics, I did enjoy Australia unveiling their new flag!
James Enright. A few weeks ago, you asked me if my parent's knew that
I'm gay? They knew that cold hard fact the day I chose theater as my
college major, fatboy! USC.edu!
Cold Hard Fact #1 of the Night: James Ryan graduated with a Bachelor's
Degree in Theater from the University of Southern California.
Now James, granted that I've never seen a picture of you and I'm only
going on what Andy told me about you. When I hear your emails being
read aloud, I can just visualize you gasping for air with your long
drawn out inhales and exhales that contain a faint aroma of dried tuna
fish sandwiches and day old baked goods. You profusely sweat bacon
grease with every sentence as your gargantuan greasy sausage sized
digits laboriously type an email on your laptop/meal tray. I
sincerely hope to God that if you're the person in left in charge of
saving our country and pushing the Red Button to nuke the Chinamen,
that you put down your KFC Double Down in an orderly fashion, press
the forward button on your motorized scooter to slowly drive 5 feet
and save us all. Unlike the United States, I don't negotiate with
fatties. Now hurry up with my Hot Dog on a Stick order!
Austin Sanders. You're correct. As "MNF Rookie Sensation", I'll heed
your words and cease and desist being such a hateful man. I sincerely
hope you or the other MNFers don't think I hate fags. I am down with
the homos. I think the record shows that I've been pretty fair when
it comes to fags and queers. In fact, my broadcast colleague is a
raging butt pirate. Which one you may ask? Don't ask, don't tell!
You just remember, I brought the Colonel into this world, and I can
take him out...for a nice seafood dinner and never call you again.
#SaintMantooth
Cold Hard Fact #2 of the night: Thai Dao's full name is actually
Thailand Dil-Dao.
No one takes shots at him, so consider that one a love tap of sorts.
Everyone check out his band at TheSlants.com!
Adam Dan. You're a wonderful Mobile DJ and I truly hope you don't get
into any road rage incidents while recording your show on the highways
and byways of Florida, but then again, that would be good for
ratings! I just wanted to say, don't get down when all these
humanoids poke fun at you and your bout with the Big C. You survived
a disease which has taken millions of lives thus far. Look on the
bright side, at least you can't get cancer again! Oh wait, that's
just chicken pox. Never mind then!
And now onto my King of the Ring match, wait a minute, where is he?
Has anyone seen a smallish man-boy with a goatee around here? Oh,
there you are! Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to welcome the co-host
of the Wait Till Next Year podcast, "The Molassesed Voiced" Nate "Pun"
Corrbitt. I have no beef against you Nate, but I assure you that this
will no't be a pushover. If I may reuse an overused cliche as of
late, this won't be a "FingerPoint of Doom match." You're a good
man, Charlie Brown, and I'm not just saying that cause you're bald.
We haven't seen you on RAW since you revealed that you were the
Mysterious RAW GM. I for one have been worried. First the Keelber
Tree burns down and then you're ousted as RAW GM. But then like the
phoenix that you are, you found a new job! Congrats in this time of
financial crisis. You have a family to feed and you found a way to
beat the odds. And all this while, you were under our noses, no Pun
intended. You've been styling and profiling as the "Just for Men"
Spokesman this entire time!!
Here's You in Action!
Thanks, My Little Biddy Buddy! Glad to see things are looking up for
you, instead of the other way around!
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And like that I'm gone!
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Have a great show,
James Ryan
"The Golden Voice" of the Flawedcast Network and co-host of the wildly
popular Army of Dorkness
Nate Corbitt
James Ryan
Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network? More like Golden Shower of the
Flawedcast Network! Amiright?!?!
Thank you! Make sure you listen to Wait 'Til Next Year only on the
Flawedcast Network. And speaking of Wait 'Til Next Year, hey Andy, why
don't you debut our new commercial RIGHT HERE on Monday Night Flaw!
Nate Corbitt
Co-Host of Wait 'Til Next Year
Austin Sanders
I'm done
My jokes weren't funny. It was just a bunch of hate. I'm embarrassed. Cam,
I'm sorry. Gay jokes arn't funny. I don't know and I don't care if I won.
My email was intensely awful. Mr.Gullet, please move on to being in the
king of the ring. That's the least of my worries though.
I'm not going email in anymore for a long while. That's for a couple of
reasons.
1. 2 Jobs, school, family and friends.
2. My jokes weren't really jokes. It was words stringed with "fuck" or
"faggot"
The worst part is I sent that thinking it was my best. Obviously it was not.
This isn't the personality that emails in every week. This is the real
Austin.
Andy, Chris, while I'm not sure if you think what I said last week was a
huge deal. But I do. I'm ashamed that's what comes out of my head.
I understand others listen here. I don't want to drive them away. I will
always support your show.
So for my one and only feud, I lost. To Cam. Embarrassing but not quite
as embarrassing as acting like a southern child on here.
Last thing. I want to say sorry to everyone who heard that garbage last
week. And the people that voted for me should be ashamed of themselves.
Now that that's done, it's time to kill off this hateful character. And
there's only one was to do so.
(Gets run over by a car)
JR- BY GAWD! SOMEONE JUST RAN OVER AUSTIN WITH THAT CAR!
XOXOXOXOXO
TheTallOne
PS. Cam. You're awesome. Continue to be an awesome guy. You win. I lose.
PSS. Thank you everyone that listened to me.
PSSS. Goodbye.
Austin Sanders
Hold on. I'm not done yet.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
YOU FAGGOTS BELIEVED ME!
AND YOU FELL FOR IT!
YOU FELL FOR IT AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!
FUCK YOU REPUBLICANS!
Tits.
Swag.
Ahhhhh it's great to be a cunt. And your 2 time Champion.
Oh wait....before I go, I should take a shot at me so I can keep
it....mmmmmm
Austin Sanders? More like sleeps on AJ's bush filled with Dep sops cum.
what? Am I WRONG? She looks like 12. You honestly didn't expect it?
Thanks for listening guys. And I'm gonna be really quiet so I don't
disturbed the Butthurt swagfags while they slumber.
xoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
thetallone
ps.Cam. No. really. That's the joke. just Cam.
Jon Drouin
MNF Male Bag
Hello Andy and Mister Giggles,
Congratulations to all the King Of The Ring participants on your excellent e-mails. But especially, congratulations to the guy that's quickly become one of my favorite personalities on The Flawedcast Network, Mister Cam Gullett.
I ran into my good friend Dustin Faber yesterday, and I insisted that I had to buy him a drink, to thank him for introducing me to your podcast. I noticed that Dustin's email was read after the King of the Ring tournament along with Stu and JB King. It seems that these three guys are the stars of your show. Have you ever thought about giving them a name, like "The Big Three"?
So anyways, Dustin and I were discussing Chris Jericho over a round of Strawberry Milks. Jericho had a big moment on Monday night, when he brought back his Y2J gimmick, and essentially cemented his Face turn. He's been a jerk for quite a while, and said a lot of dickish things to CM Punk and his straight-edge lifestyle, but now, for no real apparent reason, we're supposed to like him. I don't buy it. It seems like a cheap insult to the intelligence of the audience.
Look, I get that there's a certain amount of "Suspension of Disbelief" when we watch professional wrestling, but for me at least, the WWE kept crossing that line on Monday.
In addition to the Jericho Face turn, here's a few other examples I just couldn't accept:
A few weeks ago, Tensai was physically manhandling everyone from John Cena to CM Punk, but now he's jobbing to Sin Cara?
Heath Slater has been getting beat up by middle-aged lesbians like Cyndi Lauper and Sycho Sid, but now he's actually getting in some legitimate offense against R Truth?
Also, judging by the Tout's shown on Raw, it appears that all WWE fans live in a basement bedroom. That's certainly not the case.
(By the way. Note to James Ryan: More Trout!)
Next, WWE wants me to believe that Shawn Michaels, the greatest superstar in WWE history, drives the cheapest car on the rental lot? Shouldn't he have a limo taking him to and from the airport? Or one of those big extended-size church vans?
And WWE wants me to believe that Mark Henry knows how to use a Smart Phone? Or send in a video from London?
Finally, based on CM Punk's post-match interview, the WWE is trying to inject some drama and mystery into his SummerSlam match, and will he turn heel? But it's obvious what's going to happen. In fact, it's already happened. There's clearly only one reason for CM Punk to shave his facial hair into that specific style. It's to help push away an amount of hair that makes Chewbacca jealous.
Thanks again for reading my email. Have a great summer slammin' week!
Jon
Michael Hodge
What the Fuck Happened to That Guy?
Hey, Chrandy.
My "What the fuck happened to that guy" subject of the week:
The guy who came up with Scooby-Doo and the rest of the gang doing a thing for WrestleMania.
www.wwe.com/inside/overtheropes/wwestudios/scooby-doo-announcement
So, what the fuck happened? Did he hit his head, thus retarding him? Was he trying to win a bet on how stupid an idea he could get approved? Is he seven?
I don't get how anyone could think this is a good idea. Also, SPOILER ALERT: this ends with them pulling Kane's mask off and revealing Hornswoggle.
In other news, I'm looking forward to getting slaughtered by England's favourite son in the next round of the King of the Ring. How did I draw worst to first in this thing? I'm going to have to go from "not trying" to "trying very hard" to have any shot. Or maybe a sheep will chew through the only Ethernet cable in Wales, knocking Stu's Internet connection out and giving me a victory by default. Or maybe Stu will get caught in a flash mob Bollywood number and be unable to reach a computer. India's part of the UK, right? In any event, I'm sure that if Stu can tear himself away from making car bombs and staring at his Bono posters long enough to write in, I'll be screwed. Royally screwed, I suppose.
That's it for me.
Have fun. Play safe.
Your pal,
~Hodgey
Brian VanAlstyne
I'm Back
After some weeks away the countdown to armageddon resumes…
Three emails until fury is unleashed…
Kiss your loved ones….
Find peace with your maker…
The Devil Will Speak...
Cam Gullett
Austin Sanders just got welcomed to the "Suck my dick" club. Membership
perks include, but are not limited to: herpes of the mouth, addiction to
semen, and extreme halitosis. Your welcome Austin, now turn on over so I
can welcome you to the special club that got Michael Demko his moniker,
"The Platinum Voice."
As always, "Dashing" Cam Gullett
Stu Little
Ry-Back on Top?
Hey guys,
11 times, huh? I wonder what clinched it for me more, the Brock Lesnar promo, or the anal rape song? Either way, thanks everyone who voted.
Congratulations to everyone who qualified for KOTR, and commiserations to those who didn't.
Tom Roper- serves you right for somehow thinking Scotland had its own team in the Olympics, rather than there being one for the whole of Great Britain, who had their best showing in over a century with the medals they won. Not that I care. I was done in London the week before the Olympics began, and in addition to fucking up the traffic, I saw this facepalm worthy slogan all around:
It's hard to not read that with a comma after the first word, isn't it?
Austin Sanders- was really shocked to see you go out. I actually voted for you. Now I'll never get the chance to see you use your superior rank of colonel to make James Enright forfeit. Also, I guess we can't have that battle rap as part of the tournament. It's a shame, as I was looking forward to seeing you pad out your verses with rhyming couplets beginning with phrases like "Drag it", "Slag it", "Maggot" and "Tertiary The Dark Knight Rises character John Daggett", though I think that last one would take someone like Bustah Rhymes to fit in. Better luck next year. It's All In The Game, as my cousin would say.
Also, our first one on one matchup was announced! I'd say I was looking forward to seeing Nate Corbitt taken down a peg or two, but well, that's physically impossible. PUNSHOUSE.COM!
On SmackDown this week:
-Booker T was the worst James Bond lookalike ever (see, Chris, James Bond is a character from a poplar series of MOVIES)
-Ryback did a run in to stop Jinder Mahal from beating up some jobbers...so he could do it himself. Don't Be a Bully...Be The ONLY Bully. FEED. ME. MORE. LUNCH MONEY. NERD!
-Antonia Cesaro took on Christian in a good outing. Oh, I'd like to take this opportunity to just state for the record that last week, I wasn't PERSONALLY saying that American Footballers are pussies for wearing protective gear, just that Cesaro should to get heat. Especially when it'd turn out he's a hypocrite when they reveal back when he was a rugby player, he protected his nipples by strapping a pair of hubcaps over them.
-Del Rio chose NOT to have Sheamus arrested in order to have him stripped of his title and try to argue he's a more fitting person to hold it...because he a FUCKING IDIOT. Instead, he went with a ridiculously convoluted plan to allow him to assault Sheamus. Yeah, because it's not like every other week over the past 3 months hasn't featured a situation where Del Rio puts Sheamus in the Cross Armbreaker, yet fails to break his arm. At this point, implied off-screen anal rape would actual spice this storyline up.
Then came Raw, where:
-Ryback debuted his new theme music, which sounds like something from a gritty reboot of Little Shop of Horrors.
-Heath Slater jobbed to R-Truth, though the way things have been going for the "One Man Bahyund-babee!", I wouldn't have been surprised if his opponent had been Little Jimmy.
-As you noted, Alex Riley never showed up to capitalise on his win last week. I think that was intentional on his part, as a show of solidarity to his one-week backstage friend from months ago, CM Punk. You disrespect Punk, and this is the price you pay, WWE!
-Sadly, Brock Lesnar didn't promo this week. The most he spoke was when Paul Heyman asked him if Shawn Michaels was in the building, and he responded "Indubitably!". No this week he delivered on his promise to visit grievious harm upon Shawn's person, which led to the rather awkward closing moments where HHH ripped his shirt off and yelled "Let's do it now! We don't have to wait, we can do it right here in this ring!". It was the most homoerotic ending to Raw since that time HHH and Scott Steiner had an oiled up muscle flexing contest. And for those who weren't watching then, or don't remember, I didn't make that up! They actually did that. It happened and there's nothing we can do about it.
Take care,
Stu
Dustin Faber
The WWE in 50 years!
Greetings to two people who host a podcast,
Will the WWE even be around in 50 years? True, it's been an event since the
carnie days of yestercentury, but with the increase in new technology,
sports and people generally becoming stupider, will pro wrestling be the
way it is today, just a niche, or will it have been outlawed by the
Chinese, who, let's face it, are probably going to take over in 20 years.
Also, here's a quick-fire game for yall to play: I'll give you a wrestler,
and you have to say what the best match is that you saw that person wrestle
in, and the biggest letdown (not necessarily worst) of a match that they
were in. My responses are in parenthesis. Ready, steady, go!
1. Undertaker (Best: Hell in a Cell at Mania 28, Letdown: vs. Batista at
whatever Mania that was
2. John Cena (Best: vs. Edge in the ladder match a few years ago, Letdown:
vs. HHH at Mania whenever that was)
3. Hogan (Best: vs. Rock at Mania 18; Letdown: vs. Piper at Halloween Havoc
1997)
4. Rey Mysterio (Best: vs. Guerrero for custody of Dominic, letdown: ECW
One Night Stand 2005)
5. Austin (Best: vs. Hart at Mania 13; Letdown vs. Rock at Mania 17)
That's all I got. Bye Bye.
Love
Your straight-edge friend,
Dustin Faber.
JB King
BANGARANG BITCH!
Ladies and Gentlemen. Please welcome our next combatant.
Fighting from Oxnard, California.
A platinum member of Brazzers.com
He is a 2 Time Intercontinental Champion
A 3 time Chris Alt Spit-take Champion
The First Winner of the not so prestigious Slow Clap of the night.
A 2 time World Heavyweight Champion.
The one and only GRAND SLAM Champion of Monday Night Flaw
He is the West Coast Killer
The Fat Chick Thiller
Has more silver than a Peruvian Villa
Flyer than a Lost boy, Cheaper than a Chinese toy
The man that makes Andy choke on his spit harder than…something something
choking Rosa Mendez.
HE IS…
J!
B!
KING!
Hello to Andy “Blue Steel” Gaston and Mr. Giggles. I write to you guys
before heading off to Summer Slam. I figured it will hopefully be more
entertaining than the last two times I visited the county fair last week. I
was bored to death by such “excellent” music performances that only a FREE
county fair concert can provide. First, I got to listen Bret Michaels (hey
Chris remember them? Your parents use to fuck to his songs) and by
listening to him, I mean I was wondering what that horrible fucking sound
was while I was trying to enjoy a healthy meal of smoked turkey legs and
deep fried Velveeta bars on a stick. (Calm down James Enright) But then
sure enough two days later that was topped by Dustin Faber’s favorite
“Rock” band Creed. Yes apparently they are still a thing. Not sure why. I
can name maybe one song outside of the shit they made for WWE to use for
their “Sacrifice” montages.
Speaking of Jesus freaks, I’m glad to see Chris took his heel turn by going
conservative. I got the notion he was going to turn when he started
stuttering words and letting out massive farts during a podcast. Yes Chris,
we all heard that last week. Have you been drinking the Arkansas Kool-Aid
and by that I mean there oddly colored tap water? You may say you’re a
conservative now, but we all know you are still a liberal considering how
easily you giggle to “BUSH” jokes. See Austin, that’s how you do a play on
words. Retard. Anyway back to Chris. Hating on broke blacks and Mexicans
now? I’m not sure if you are stealing my material or you just hate Oakland
Raider fans THAT much. (RaiderNation.FUUUUU) It’s okay though Chris, as
karma proves, your daughters will learn to love “chocolate” in other ways.
Just like Cam Gullet, except he prefers his chocolate with nuts.
Congrats to all of our KOTR qualifiers. And a special congrats to Stu. I
guess Sing-a-longs do the trick nowadays. Can’t wait to hear you make fun
of Cam’s new ‘Dolph Ziggler’ theme. “I’M HERE TO BLOW THE WORLD! I’M HERE
TO BLOW THE WORLD! COME ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! NO CONDOMMMMSSSSSSS!”
And poor Austin Sanders. What the hell was that man? Did all the lines of
cocaine get to you? I warned you about Iron Sheik writing your emails.
Roddy Piper was more coherent than you last week, and that asshole has done
twice as much blow. Piper has cut more lines than a retard at Disneyland.
But at least he has an excuse of being senile. Hate speech mixed with bad
spelling? Who dafuq doez dat shitt? Congrats you were orally raped by Cam
Gullet. Literally. It happened. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
See you in 2 weeks you dumb shit. In the meantime, you can ejaculate
everyone on your thoughts. Don’t wait! Just Ejaculate! Right here on the
Flawedcast Network!
And now let us rape the shark for AJ Lee’s massive bush. AJ Lee’s bush is
like the helpful smart kid from “Parker Lewis Can’t Lose”. Austin you
probably never heard of it because the show because it came out before you
were even considered an accident. Basically in the show there was a young
gentleman in a trench coat that would pull out random yet useful items
depending on the situation or issue. As for AJ, she can just reach inside
that hairy curtain of hers and pull out random objects for situational
purposes. Need Keys? No problem. A ladder? Here you go. The Ref got knocked
out? Here let me shake out and get another one! Hell, it worked for her in
the indies when New Jack used to wheel her out in a shopping cart and
pulled random tools from under her rug.
Jesus Christ, I’m not toping that onto the questions.
Question One: Nigga Moments. We sure are getting a lot of them lately. AW
decides to nuke every bridge possible this week. Chad Johnson decided to
make himself ready to play for the Raiders. JTG decides to go on a tangent
on twitter and then gets in trouble with AJ backstage on RAW. I think it
was because he called WWE “bush” league or something, which AJ clearly took
offense to. And now Booker T tries to rob us of a World Title match at
Summer Slam as quick as he tried to rob that Wendys so many years ago. At
this rate, who do you think is next in line to do something dumb? Will
R-Truth get busted for buying alcohol for Little Jimmy? Will Kofi go
insane? Will Mark Henry refuse pay his child support to May Young? Tell me
what you know crackers.
Boy talk about dark humor...anyway,
Question Two: Female wrestlers and their moves. Is it me or do a lot of
female wrestlers just borrow finishers from their male counter parts?
Serena, while having an established finisher, decided to just use the GTS
when she was in Punk’s SES. Even Lita would basically just do the Hardy’s
signature moves. Natalya uses a sharpshooter, Troy Pol- I mean Snuka’s
daughter uses his finisher and move set. Do you consider it easy or lazy
for Divas to fall back on established move sets? And why are they borrowing
the boring move sets? Let me see AJ hang out with Ryder. She can spike her
bush and uses Zack’s finisher and call it the “Muff Ryder”. She could be
Ryback’s manager. She can swing her arms up and down and steal his ‘feed me
more’ catchphrase.
PUBES ARE COARSE!
PUBES ARE COARSE!
Except you couldn’t see her ‘pink eye’ without a hedge trimmer. Anyway, are
you fine with Divas given already established moves or do you prefer them
to try to have an original set? Just wanted your thoughts.
Question Three: The Dustin Faber “SRS” question of the night. I always
considered Summer Slam a good progress report on how certain wrestlers are
doing. In your opinion, which of the following “new” talent is holding
their own and has the best future? Ryback, Brodus Clay, Antonio Ceasaro or
Damien Sandow? Also please specify who has impressed you the most and who
will flounder into obscurity by Royal Rumble.
That’s all for tonight. Good luck to both Biggie and JPac. Trout vs Sprout.
The golden voice vs the Glass heart. The Hollywood Faggot vs the…South East
Hobbit? Fuck it see you next week guys.
PS I hope I have inspired Andy to make more music.
Love, peace and penis grease.
Johnny
James Ryan
Terror Comes To Tiny Town
Yes, that's right later tonight Terror Comes to Tiny Town!
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Good evening, MNFers! It's "The Golden Voice" of the Flawedcast
Network, James Ryan! Demko, you're doing a wonderful job this week as
both hosts of Male Bag and MNF! And to think, just a few shorts months
ago, apprently everyone hated your guts and thought you were a
complete and utter douche. Now look at you, you've taken control of
this Flawedcast Network and have become the host of all of the shows!
You truly are a gem. Stay Platinum!
First off, I'd like to apologize to the listeners for not submitting
an email to last week's show. As it turns out when I went on the
offensive against the so-called "Lord of the Internet", I was
summarily blockaded and denied my First Amendment Rights to share the
good word with the denizens of Monday Night Flaw! He truly controls
all of the Internets! That injustice will not stand! Cam, send TV
for Vendetta another one of your Flaming Emails!!! #ItsPoopAgain!
#NOHOMO
But that's much later...first off here's some RAW thoughts....
Oh what the fuck WWE. DJ Pauly Douche Bag as the new Social
Ambassador? Did Sheen go on another bender? Why does the WWE always
get people they think are "hip" or "cool" a few years after they've
grown stale? Maybe they'll bring in Gallagher next as
Intercontinental Watermelon Ambassador!
With that image, Chris Alt just grew a Mallet in his nether regions!
#MalletAlert
By the way, Chris, I have two first names. Have a nice summer.
Hey AJ, does Linda McMahon know you raid her wardrobe? John Bender, everyone!
JB King, love what you're doing and keep representing our side of the
coast. Might I also offer some alternatives to Troy Polamalu 69ing
AJ's Asian bush?
A)Art Garfunkel
B)Meng, the Face of Fear
C)Macy Gray
D)Seth Rogan
E)All the above
Back to the action! Now, gentlemen, I don't watch Smackdown, but
since going from the announce desk to the GM's office, Booker T has
apparently found religion?
We are the Nation...of Islam! #assalamualaikum!
TOUT: What do you think of Booker T's decision? More importantly
Booker, where can I get a some delicious bean pie?
Answer: At the corner of Crenshaw Blvd and Slauson!
Did mildly drunk and confused Roddy Piper actually dropped two "movie
about frogs" references! You sly dog! #HellComestoFrogtown
I actually think Piper is having a stroke on live television. #Call911
Y2J "wins" the twitter-off to go talk to Piper, but to no one's
surprise Dick Ziggler and his step-mother crash the party. And then
Miz comes out! Piper manages to get out one more "Frogs" reference.
"Regular Boys Haircut" Miz then says "I don't care about the fans
voting!" Obviously neither does the powers that be at the WWE. Hey
fans, don't vote for anything, because they'll do what they want
anyway! #DieVinceDie
Oh look, JTG is out to lose! Poor guy. I hope he doesn't get that
nasty ocular infection from Ryback! That's some serious
conjunctivitis, pal. Is Scott Baio guest hosting RAW tonight? Ryback
reminds me of Snitsky and his Bacne. Two gross, sweaty muscled up
dudes. No, I'm not talking about Cam's ideal Saturday Night.
#BestMaleWhoreinArkansas
I guess the Decade of Tensai has come to a screeching halt. He lost
the match to the Latino Landscaping Engineer and then his Asian valet
gets beat up. #PoorShortRound
Did you guys love Brock's Surprise Butt Secks on HBK in the parking
garage!?!?! Where's your Messiah now, God Boy? Oh yeah, in your poop
chute.
Okay, on to more important things.
Ryan Dangerfield? More like Die in a Serbian Minefield! AMIRITE?!? #nailedit
In all seriousness, Tom Roper seems like a nice Aussie. And no, I
won't play knifey spoony with you. However, in spirit of the London
Olympics, I did enjoy Australia unveiling their new flag!
James Enright. A few weeks ago, you asked me if my parent's knew that
I'm gay? They knew that cold hard fact the day I chose theater as my
college major, fatboy! USC.edu!
Cold Hard Fact #1 of the Night: James Ryan graduated with a Bachelor's
Degree in Theater from the University of Southern California.
Now James, granted that I've never seen a picture of you and I'm only
going on what Andy told me about you. When I hear your emails being
read aloud, I can just visualize you gasping for air with your long
drawn out inhales and exhales that contain a faint aroma of dried tuna
fish sandwiches and day old baked goods. You profusely sweat bacon
grease with every sentence as your gargantuan greasy sausage sized
digits laboriously type an email on your laptop/meal tray. I
sincerely hope to God that if you're the person in left in charge of
saving our country and pushing the Red Button to nuke the Chinamen,
that you put down your KFC Double Down in an orderly fashion, press
the forward button on your motorized scooter to slowly drive 5 feet
and save us all. Unlike the United States, I don't negotiate with
fatties. Now hurry up with my Hot Dog on a Stick order!
Austin Sanders. You're correct. As "MNF Rookie Sensation", I'll heed
your words and cease and desist being such a hateful man. I sincerely
hope you or the other MNFers don't think I hate fags. I am down with
the homos. I think the record shows that I've been pretty fair when
it comes to fags and queers. In fact, my broadcast colleague is a
raging butt pirate. Which one you may ask? Don't ask, don't tell!
You just remember, I brought the Colonel into this world, and I can
take him out...for a nice seafood dinner and never call you again.
#SaintMantooth
Cold Hard Fact #2 of the night: Thai Dao's full name is actually
Thailand Dil-Dao.
No one takes shots at him, so consider that one a love tap of sorts.
Everyone check out his band at TheSlants.com!
Adam Dan. You're a wonderful Mobile DJ and I truly hope you don't get
into any road rage incidents while recording your show on the highways
and byways of Florida, but then again, that would be good for
ratings! I just wanted to say, don't get down when all these
humanoids poke fun at you and your bout with the Big C. You survived
a disease which has taken millions of lives thus far. Look on the
bright side, at least you can't get cancer again! Oh wait, that's
just chicken pox. Never mind then!
And now onto my King of the Ring match, wait a minute, where is he?
Has anyone seen a smallish man-boy with a goatee around here? Oh,
there you are! Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to welcome the co-host
of the Wait Till Next Year podcast, "The Molassesed Voiced" Nate "Pun"
Corrbitt. I have no beef against you Nate, but I assure you that this
will no't be a pushover. If I may reuse an overused cliche as of
late, this won't be a "FingerPoint of Doom match." You're a good
man, Charlie Brown, and I'm not just saying that cause you're bald.
We haven't seen you on RAW since you revealed that you were the
Mysterious RAW GM. I for one have been worried. First the Keelber
Tree burns down and then you're ousted as RAW GM. But then like the
phoenix that you are, you found a new job! Congrats in this time of
financial crisis. You have a family to feed and you found a way to
beat the odds. And all this while, you were under our noses, no Pun
intended. You've been styling and profiling as the "Just for Men"
Spokesman this entire time!!
Here's You in Action!
Thanks, My Little Biddy Buddy! Glad to see things are looking up for
you, instead of the other way around!
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And like that I'm gone!
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Have a great show,
James Ryan
"The Golden Voice" of the Flawedcast Network and co-host of the wildly
popular Army of Dorkness
Nate Corbitt
James Ryan
Golden Voice of the Flawedcast Network? More like Golden Shower of the
Flawedcast Network! Amiright?!?!
Thank you! Make sure you listen to Wait 'Til Next Year only on the
Flawedcast Network. And speaking of Wait 'Til Next Year, hey Andy, why
don't you debut our new commercial RIGHT HERE on Monday Night Flaw!
Nate Corbitt
Co-Host of Wait 'Til Next Year
