[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 5
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

PHWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match[/u]
Ember Blackpool vs. Steve the Lost Viking

PHWF World TV Title Match[/u]
Matty Allouette vs. Connor McNasty

PHWF World Tag Team Title Match - No Disqualification[/u]
Bay Bridge Boyz vs. Wrath of Gods

The Saint vs. Mossi Oxlade
Johnny Icepick vs. Gordy LeFleur
Vlad Dracul vs. Sammy Blackfoot
Dillon Walker vs. Vance Cannon
Bishop Blaize vs. Akiru Tornado
Murder Inc. vs. Gran Taco I & II
The Draculs vs. Redneck Revolution

[Jack Quinn]

PHWF Friday Throwdown 5
Live! From the Asheville Civic Center

<We open to the parking lot of the Asheville Civic Center where GM the Rick is walking toward the building flanked by Carl From Fresno, Gay For Pay and British Columbian Bulldog, all carrying bats. Rick stops when he is confronted by security, he sees the camera and glares angrily at it>

So this is how its going to be Bennett? You jump me and my boys last week and now you are going to have security bail you out?

<Rick looks and sees a fancy caddy with LJB plates, he takes the bat and shatters the windows>

You want another war Bennett? Bring it. I whupped your hillbilly ass the last time, and I will do it again. I have dealt Moosehead Jack, Underdawg, Donovan Viper, Firewoman…….some of the biggest psychopaths on the planet…….you think YOU scare me? Know this Bennett, before the night is over, I WILL get in that building. And when I see you, I WILL beat your ass. That is not a threat, that is a promise.

<with that there is a scuffle between the security force and the OVOOWF guys. Rick eventually backs off, but not before putting a few more dents in the caddy.>

MURDER INC. vs. EL GRAN TACO I & II

El Gran Taco I & II are out, and Murder Inc is announced, but all three, Tony DaVida, Joey Kielbasa and Johnny Icepick come to the ring. Icepick has a mic

I know this is supposed to be a tag match, but we are switching things up. I am supposed to face Gordy LeFleur tonight, well I am making this a six man match, so Curling Stone, get your Canuck ass out here!

LeFleur comes out and we have a nice six man match. Murder Inc does all they can to brutalize the Tacos and LeFleur, but they fight back. The match breaks down and we get a big brawl. Icepick catches LeFleur in the corner and pulls out an actual icepick and looks like he is about to stab him in the head. Behind him DaVida charges at Gran Taco I, but he ducks and DaVida slams into Icepick from behind. Gran Taco I grabs Icepick from behind and rolls him up while LeFleur keeps DaVida from breaking up the pin, and El Gran Taco I& II and Gordy LeFleur pick up the win!
WINNERS in 13:54 – El Gran Taco I & II and Gordy LeFleur

After the match, Icepick berates DaVida and Kielbasa in the middle of the ring. He grabs a mic and lays it all on the line.

I talked to the boss today and he IS NOT HAPPY! <DaVida and Kielbasa’s faces both get white and their jaws drop>. He is going to be here NEXT WEEK, and if things don’t change…….<Icepick makes the throat slashing motion and drops the mic and leaves the ring. Kielbasa and DaVida both follow him, looking like whipped puppies>

THE SAINT vs. MOSSI OXLADE

Oxlade and the Saint shake hands before the bell rings, agreeing to follow the rules. The bell rings and the Saint and Oxlade engage in a classic match. Moves, counter moves, near falls, near submissions, this match has it all. Oxlade lands a SUPERLFY SPLASH, but the Saint somehow kicks out before the three count. The fans are getting more and more amped as the match goes on. Finally after almost thirty minutes, the Saint catches Oxlade with a series of superkicks, backing him to the corner. Oxlade tries to charge out of the corner but the Saint catches him with a drop toe hold, and traps Oxlade in the CATTLE MUTILATION! Oxlade tries to make it to the ropes, but he can’t and he is forced to tap out.
WINNER in 31:14 – The Saint

After the match the two shake hands and Oxlade raises the Saint’s hand in victory, the crowd gives them a standing ovation.

DILLON WALKER vs. VANCE CANNON

Something of a rivalry developing between these two. They begin the match with a slug fest in the middle of the ring, Walker gets the best of it and sends Cannon out of the ring with a drop kick to the jaw, but Cannon recovers and pulls Walker under the ropes to the floor where the two of them brawl around the ring. The fighting escalates and Cannon catches Walker with the CANNONADE – a brutally stiff clothesline – that sends Walker over the guard rail into the crowd. Walker recovers and soon the fight has moved among the people. Soon enough security makes it out and separates the two wrestlers, but this match is too far gone, and the referee declares it a no contest.
WINNER – No Contest in 13:21

THE DRACULS vs. REDNECK REVOLUTION

Redneck Revolution barely makes it to the ring when the Draculs attack. This one is a brawl from the beginning with both teams losing buckets of blood. Dupp and Woodard seem to be a bit worse for the wear while the Draculs revel in the mayhem. The Rednecks fight back and Dupp gets Tavian up for the PUCK DUPP MOVE (snowplow) but Vlad runs into the ring with a chair and SLAMS it across Dupp’s face! The referee never saw it! Tavian covers Dupp, the referee turns around, and the Dracul’s steal another win!
WINNERS in 15:55 – The Draculs

BISHOP BLAIZE vs. AKIRU TORNADO

Another handshake of mutual respect to start the match, and what a match it was. Tornado and Blaize put on an areal display that most people have never seen before. Both men hit numerous big moves, including Blaize hitting a 720 splash from the top rope to the floor, nearly knocking himself out in the process. The crowd is solidly behind both men. Tornado rallies from the 720 and catches Blaize with repeated kicks to the head, followed by a BRUTAL brainbuster. He can’t keep Blaize down though. Tornado heads to the top rope, but Blaize catches him and lands the THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES (top rope hurracarana) followed by a double underhook driver that gets the one, two, three!
WINNER in 22:22 – Bishop Blaize

The two shake hands after the match and the fans go ape shit for both competitors. They shake hands again and raise one another’s arms in victory. More cheers flow from the crowd.

VLAD DRACUL vs. SAMMY BLACKFOOT

Blackfoot attacks at the bell and shows uncharacteristic aggression. Blackfoot hammers Dracul in and around the ring, beating him mercilessly. Dracul tries to fight back, but Sammy cuts him off each time. Tavian and Radu try to get involved, but the Bay Bridge Boyz come to his rescue and chase the Draculs off. As the battle heats up, Sammy pulls his belt off and backs Vlad into the corner. Sammy stares out at the crowd, a vicious look in his eyes. With the crowds approval, Sammy WHIPS THE SHIT out of Vlad! Vlad bails out of the ring and runs to the back like a scalded dog. The referee has no choice, he disqualifies Blackfoot, but at this point, Blackfoot doesn’t seem to care at all.
WINNER by disqualification in 5:12 – Vlad Dracul

BAY BRIDGE BOYZ vs. WRATH OF GODS – PHWF World Tag Team Title Match – No Disqualification

Both teams are announced, but neither comes out. We finally cut to the back where we see both teams brawling wildly in the back. The crowd roars when they see this, my they are a blood thirsty crowd tonight. Jinx, Spazz, Khan and Singh throw everything they can at one another and are soon covered in blood. The fight moves out to the parking lot where they brawl all over the place. Each team hits numerous kill moves on the other, but they can’t keep them down. The end comes when Khan and Jinx are fighting on top of a semi-trailer. Khan goes for the WRATH OF KHAN but Jinx slips out of it and POPS Khan with a SUPERKICK that sends him off the trailer and onto a pile of well-placed garbage below. Without even thinking, Jinx leaps off the trailer and lands a SENTON SPLASH! Jinx is broken in half and Khan may be DEAD! The referee makes a quick three count and Spazz and Singh come to their partner’s aid. Medics are quickly called. As they get Jinx and Khan into the building and clear the area, we see GM the Rick creep up to the open back door and waive his men inside. Uh oh.
WINNERS in 24:24 – The Bay Bridge Boyz

MATTY ALLOUETTE vs. CONNOR MCNASTY – PHWF World Television Title Match

Back and forth match, Allouette keeps McNasty on the mat for most of the match where his power advantage can’t come into play. McNasty fights back and nearly gets the win with a BRUTAL piledriver, but Allouette kicks out just before the referee hits the mat. The crowd urges Allouette on and he makes the comeback, escaping from McNasty’s Boston crab. As the two slug it out, the referee catches an elbow and goes down. McNasty hits a low blow and rolls Allouette up and has him down for a long time. Finally he breaks the hold and slaps at the referee trying to get him back into the game. When he turns around, Allouette leaps from the top rope and connects with a perfect cross body block. Thanks to McNasty, the referee is in perfect position to count one, two, three!
WINNER in 21:01 – Matty Allouette

EMBER BLACKPOOL vs. STEVE THE LOST VIKING – PHWF World Heavyweight Title Steel Cage Match

The two big men walk to the middle of the cage and go eye to eye. The tension builds and builds and finally they come to blows clubbing one another with shots that would break a normal man in half. Ember gets the early advantage and slams Steve’s face into the cage repeatedly, turning the Viking’s face into a mask of blood. Steve, seeing his own blood, flies into a berserker rage and fights back, and does what we have not seen anyone else do, he hammers the demonic Blackpool to the mat, then drags him to the cage and repeatedly slams his face into the steel. Soon Blackpool is a bloody mess too. The two big men continue to tear into one another, with neither maintaining an advantage for long. After over twenty minutes of action, Steve sets Blackpool on the top rope but Blackpool lands several headbutts to the face sending him to the mat. As he comes at him again, Blackpool traps Steve in the GOGOLPLATA! Steve pulls Blackpool off the ropes and DRIVES him to the mat with a powerbomb, but Blackpool does not release the hold! Steve lifts him again and DRIVES him to the mat, but he still does not let go. Steve tries to lift him a third time, but he slumps to the mat, his face turning bright red, blood spurting from the wounds in his forehead. The referee checks, then waves it off, this match is over!
WINNER in 25:11 – Ember Blackpool

After both men leave the ring, LJ Bennett makes his way to the ring and steps into the cage.

Ok Mr. Scaia, you have something to say? Let’s hear it.

<GM the Rick comes out from the back, again with the OVOOWF wrestlers behind him. He gets to the ring, and…..they close the door behind him! Rick eyes Bennett, who is now rightfully nervous. Rick twirls the bat, and Bennett tries to scale the cage, but Rick catches him with a shot across the back that drops him to the mat. GM the Rick mounts Bennett and hammers him with punches to the face, then pulls him to his feet and throws him into the cage face first. At that time, the PHWF locker room empties and they storm the ring. The OVOOWF guys stand their ground for a moment, but they are soon overwhelmed and take off through the crowd. Blackpool grabs the door to the cage and tears it off its hinges and starts into the ring, GM the Rick is not s stupid man, he scales the cage and escapes into the crowd to freedom. The PHWF wrestlers check on Bennett and help him to his feet. With blood pouring down his face, Bennett asks for a mic>

Mr. Scaia, you want war……..you got war. War Games. Three weeks from tonight, right here in the Asheville Civic Center, you bring your champions, I bring mine. Winner take all. I am not asking, I am DEMANDING. I am going to finish what I started oh so many years ago Mr. Scaia……and this time, YOU will be the one run out of wrestling. I promise you that.

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