[Deadly]

Deadly
Studio Hosts: Keith Olbermann & John Anderson
Radio Host: Jimmy Kimmel
Online Writer: Chuck Klosterman
Talking Heads: Charles Barkley & Shaquille O'Neal
College Football: Kevin Harlan & Kirk Herbsreit
NFL: Mike Mayock & Phil Simms w/ Rachel Nichols
MLB: Duane Kuiper & Mike Krukow
NBA: Chick Hearn & Steve Kerr w/ Craig Sager

Solly
Studio Hosts: Charley Steiner, Linda Cohn
National Talk Radio Host: Mike Francesa
National Online Writer: John Feinstein
Talking Heads: Bill Simmons, Adam Carolla
Football PBP: Al Michaels
Football Analysts: O.J. Simpson, John Clayton
Baseball PBP: Gary Cohen
Baseball Analysts: Josh Lewin, Peter Gammons
Basketball PBP: Dick Stockton
Basketball Analyst: John Saunders
Hockey Analyst: Bill Clement
Network Announcer: Mel Allen

Fifth - 5HTV
2 Studio Hosts (News/Highlights) - Fred Hickman and Nick Charles
1 National Talk Radio Host - Steve Czaban
1 National Online Writer - Joe Posnanski
2 Guys Talking Sports - Rich Eisen and Norm MacDonald
NFL - Kenny Albert and Steve Young
MLB - Vin Scully and Dave Van Horne
NBA - Dan Shulman and Hubie Brown
NHL - Mike Lange and John Davidson
MLB Clubhouse Confidential - Brian Kenny and Jonah Keri

[Deadly]

Remember, you are voting for the network you want off the air.

[Deadly]

I think I'm voting off Fifth. Hate to do it, especially since I love Norm, but it's hard to vote off Simmons/Carolla and I'm not voting against myself so...

[Pun]

Dec 10, 2012 13:35:10 GMT -5 Deadly said:

I think I'm voting off Fifth. Hate to do it, especially since I love Norm, but it's hard to vote off Simmons/Carolla and I'm not voting against myself so...

This

[fifthhorseman]

I just don't get the Simmons love.

[Deadly]

Dec 10, 2012 13:47:50 GMT -5 fifthhorseman said:

I just don't get the Simmons love.

That's fair. I follow him a lot less than I used to, but I still find him entertaining.

[Sportsguy]

Solly, all you had to do was make one move in add/drop. ONE Move and I would have voted for you the whole way through.......... unfortunately, due to my "no double murderers in the booth" policy, I have to drop you here

[DevSop]

Really hate doing it cause I grew up on Mike & Mad Dog, I still love Simmons when he actually writes and as a Mets homer, Cohen is one of the best...but the absolute hate I have for John Feinstein might outweigh it all. On a radio station with Chris Russo and Steve Phillips and Dino Costa, Feinstein was the worst. His know it all attitude and holier than thou act that because he's been published really made me hate him.

But, actually, I'm not sure what I like about Dead's network. The talking heads show will be an abomination, Olbermann is another guy who grates very quickly. I do like the college football team, but the pro doesn't sit well with me. Mayock is very bad. Love the NBA pairing, don't know the baseball one.

Really tough call here, might need some more convincing. The double murderer is an issue but I've been okay voting for Benoit in the wrestling showdowns and just because SG is a hypocrite, doesn't mean I have to be.

[Deadly]

Dec 10, 2012 16:49:25 GMT -5 DevSop said:

don't know the baseball one.

Kuiper & Krukow are the team that covers the SF Giants. They did the commentary for MVP Baseball '03, '04, and '05. Kuiper's got 5 Emmy awards. Kruk has 7.

[Doug]

Sorry Deadster, I had to vote for you, because I absolutely hate the sound of Shaq's voice, it drives me into a rage that makes me want to commit double homicide.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Kuiper and Krukow might be my favorite non-Mets announcing team. They're excellent.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Dec 10, 2012 16:37:27 GMT -5 Sportsguy said:

Solly, all you had to do was make one move in add/drop.

You can't overlook two little murders?

[DevSop]

Dec 10, 2012 22:15:57 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Dec 10, 2012 16:37:27 GMT -5 Sportsguy said:

Solly, all you had to do was make one move in add/drop.

You can't overlook two little murders?

He can. He's done it in the wrestling drafts. I'm pretty sure he's even drafted Benoit.

[The Canadian Content]

Dec 10, 2012 22:48:32 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Dec 10, 2012 22:15:57 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

You can't overlook two little murders?

He can. He's done it in the wrestling drafts. I'm pretty sure he's even drafted Benoit.

Only one of those was a little murder. The other was an adult.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Dec 10, 2012 23:22:35 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Dec 10, 2012 22:48:32 GMT -5 DevSop said:

He can. He's done it in the wrestling drafts. I'm pretty sure he's even drafted Benoit.

Only one of those was a little murder. The other was an adult.

Out. Standing.

[DevSop]

Technically suicide is murder. So there were Two and a Half Murders. Sucks that he couldn't murder the stars of Two and a Half Men while he was at it.

[DevSop]

Also, Fifth def doesn't deserve to be blown out this bad so throwing a vote Solly's way.

[Cam]

Dec 11, 2012 0:40:18 GMT -5 DevSop said:

Technically suicide is murder. So there were Two and a Half Murders. Sucks that he couldn't murder the stars of Two and a Half Men while he was at it.

Murder is killing another person. Would have been a good joke otherwise.