[Pun]

The wife and I are heading down to Florida f a week for her Spring Break. While I am gone, Solly is in charge. Since I'm leaving you guys alone, there are some ground rules:

~ No feeding Ryan after 9:00 P.M. It gives him a tummy ache.

~ Serge is not allowed on the computer until his senior paper is done.

~ Thai, no playing your music too loud. The neighbors complain.

~ Make sure you clean Moose's litterbox.

~ Courtney, NO BOYS!

~ No parties!

[Jack Quinn]

ok who the hell thought it was a good idea to leave SOLLY in charge? I NEED ANSWERS!!!!!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

admin said:

~ Moose, NO BOYS!

I agree.

[Courtney]

admin said:

Courtney, NO BOYS!

But...why?

[Lucky]

Agreed. I mean, c'mon. We're young and wild. Getting Courtney boozed up and messing around is like Stage 1.

[williamssl]

Pun is away? Solly is in charge? Is he going to start charging us per post?

Wait, Pun is away? Hmmmm....

[snitch]

Ooooohhhh! You guys are gonna be in trouble! Mr. Punisher specifically said "No parties" and look what happened. He's not gonna be happy when he gets home. You are all going to be grounded.

[The Canadian Content]

Wow, Solly. This place has really gone to shit. Well done.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

What about you talking about Psy? It looks great to me.

[Loki]

Huh. We have a snitch. Solly, can you take care of him, Soprano- style?

[williamssl]

No no no. Take care of him, Jesus style. You've got experience in this one.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Go away snitch and tell Mr. Punisher he is no longer welcome here. This is MY house now, bitch!

[The Canadian Content]

By the way, an exalt to Solly for the nWo-esque banner and Joo-smiley. Good times.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

No problem Psy - except it wasn't me. Don't you know how the Joos work? We sit back while the Gentiles work and then take credit for it.

[Pun]

Someone sent word to me that I needed to check back in, because someone was trying to usurp my authority. Well, now I see why.

fsolomon75 said:

Go away snitch and tell Mr. Punisher he is no longer welcome here. This is MY house now, bitch!

Look at this kid. I try to give him some authority and right away he's gettin' fuckin' fresh. You wanna abuse your power? Well guess what. Now you got no power to abuse. And you have no posts either. Although it should only take you a few days to get back. Now go home and get your fuckin' shinebox!

loki said:

Huh. We have a snitch. Solly, can you take care of him, Soprano- style?

Listen here you Autobot fucking douchenozzle. If you want to get froggy then jump. I will end you so fast on this board, your momma will cry when she sees what I've done to you.

Anyone else want to test me? You'll end up like Luca Brasi.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

[Pun]

You are actually trying to get to me with Bartman references? Shit, Solly, at least be original. That's like me making fun of you for that HHH-esque schnoz.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Shut up shorty. HHH has nothing on me anyway.

[Pun]

Ooohhh. A short joke. Even more original.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Did you really log in on your vacation to clean house? Cmon Pun, have some fun in Florida. You can bullshit with us any time. I mean it's expected from me but YOU?

[Jack Quinn]

I told them not to do it, I warned them, but does anyone listen to moose? noooooooooo

[Loki]

Damn! I got smacked upside the head by Pun! And Solly got WHACKED!

If this is Pun on vacation, I'd hate to see him after a bad day at work....

[The Canadian Content]

admin said:

Listen here you Autobot fucking douchenozzle.

Very nice, Pun.

[Pun]

Damn, Loki. Did you guys close Canada or something? We are driving back from Florida and every other car seems to be from Canada, especially Ontario and Quebec. I've never seen so many Canucks before.

[OpTard]

how did i completely miss this thread? i'm totally into usurping pun's authority. this blows!