[williamssl]

We've all read 'em.

Someone posts something and your reaction upon reading it is, "Aaaah. NOW I get it! This explains EVERYTHING about that person in a nutshell."

So use this thread to copy/paste/recognize fellow Punster's posts that just so capture their essence and serve as a Cliff's Note version them - a nOOb could read that one post and suddenly "get" that person.

I'll start w/ Lori's post from yesterday as an example and first entry:

lori said:

It was a cemetery for pets built by children who couldn't spell cemetery. I actually got in trouble as a child when I did a book report on this novel, and spelled it Sematary. I had to bring in the book to prove that was how it was spelled. And then I was told this was much to advanced reading material for a 9-year-old. Riiiight.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I'm sure there are better ones but this post really made me laugh:

williamssl said:

I'm going to give you a mulligan on this one. My kid already knows how to get me a beer and how to make a game of it by bringing two but shaking one up.

[Pun]

First person to make a comment/quip/joke about me making Anna and (soon to be) Ryan a Cub fan gets a temp ban!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

admin said:

First person to make a comment/quip/joke about me gets a temp ban!

Fixed oh mighty webmaster.

[Evil Scotty]

How long will said temp ban be?

[Pun]

As long as I feel it needs to be for you to learn your lesson!

[Evil Scotty]

that could take months.

[Evil Scotty]

admin said:

These chips have become like crack for me. They are outstanding.

[Pun]

I should SOOOOO ban you for that!

[Evil Scotty]

if you plan on it please do it before angst makes his first pick.

[williamssl]

Doritos +
Pic of Pun from the "thread is useless" thread +
Photoshop +
Motivational Poster creator =
Surefire ban

[Batman]

So? Let's see it!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

sergeial said:

This is a really unfortunate matchup for the first round. These are two of the all-time greats and it's sad that one of them has to go. But as awesome as Dumbo is, you have to acknowledge that Snow White is truly one of the most beautiful movies ever made.

Yeah.

[Batman]

For the record, by "let's see it!" I meant a de-motivator poster with pun and doritos, not a definitive post for me.

So what about that one struck you as definitive? Love of old animation? Or my enthusiasm for my enthusiasms?

[williamssl]

re: Pun Poster

Have at it. I'm not particularly in the mood to get banned quite yet. Maybe next week. But not right now.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

sergeial said:

Or my enthusiasm for my enthusiasms?

That did it.

[Batman]

Ah. Well, I'm not going to argue with that.