[The Canadian Content]

*Fade in to the smoke-filled GM's room, where we find Eric Bischoff MOCKING~!^ Teddy Long...

EB: Wow, Teddy. You went up against the company with the facepaint gimmick and you lost? More people ordered the facepaint pay-per-view than yours? That's just sad.

TL: I don't want to hear it, playa. And besides, what makes you think you can do any better against the OOWF gimmick?

EB: Booking, Teddy. This business is as much about the booking as it is about the talent. Speaking of which, it might be time for you to go back to refereeing full-time.

TL: Eric, I hope you get your ass handed to you. But I know it's best for the company if you get more buys than OOWF:WDTAE?. So, if there's anything I can do to help, just let me know.

EB: How about you give me Scotty 2 Hotty?

TL: No.

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EB: Well fine then. I can book Brian Christopher as a singles guy just fine.

TL: Tick tock, Eric. You're going to need to start booking soon.

EB: Start? Teddy, I've had the bulk of this show booked since the early rounds of the draft.

TL: Well, let's hear it then, playa.

EB: Okay, I'll give you a taste. I wanted to do something special with Varsity -- Jack Swagger, Christopher Nowinski, Russ Haas, and Alex Riley.

TL: I know who Varsity is, playa.

EB: Of course you do. Here's what you don't know: they're fighting each other in a Fatal Fourway.

TL: Why would you break up a faction before it even gets going?

EB: Not break it up. Help it out. The Faculty have asked for my help in disciplining the Varsity boys. There's been some in-fighting. Some egos need to be checked. Some growing up needs to be done. So here's what we do: the first member of Varsity to get a pinfall or submission in the Fatal Fourway gets a PWW Heavyweight Title match the same night. The match then continues as a Triple Threat match. The second member of Varsity to get a pinfall or submission victory gets a PWW Intercontinental Title match that night. The remaining two members get a PWW Tag Team Title match that night, just for being good sports.

TL: So they each have to fight two matches? That doesn't give them much of a shot at the titles.

EB: Oh, I'll even the odds, Teddy. Don't you worry about that.

*Bischoff looks into the camera...

EB: Hey Varsity, School's Out.

*FADE*




^Mocking is for promo purposes only. IRL, I like what Dougie's done with this draft.

[The Canadian Content]

*Fade in to the middle of the ring at the John Labatt Centre in London, Ontario, where we find PWW General Manager Eric Bischoff ADDRESSING~! the crowd:

EB: Coming up at SCHOOL'S OUT, you people will witness Varsity in the first-ever Reverse Elimination Match. As a reminder of the rules, the first man to score a win in this match gets a PWW Heavyweight Title shot the same night. The second man to score a win gets a PWW Intercontinental Title shot that night. The two remaining members of Varsity get a PWW Tag Team Title shot that night. Now, a lot of people have been asking me why I'm giving Varsity this special treatment. Why? Because they could be the future of this industry. All they need is a chance to show the world what they can do.

EB: I mentioned to Teddy Long that I'd be evening the odds a bit for Varsity, since they have to wrestle two matches each at SCHOOL'S OUT. Here's how I'm going to do that: all three championships will be defended by their current holders. Immediately following each championship match, the member or members of Varsity who have earned a shot at that title will enter the ring for their match.

EB: So, PWW Tag Team Champions The Young Guns will defend against The Outlaws. The winner of that match will immediately face two members of Varsity. PWW Intercontinental Champion Jimmy Wang Yang will defend against Brian Christopher. The winner of that match will immediately face a member of Varsity. PWW Heavyweight Champion Yokozuna will defend against Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat. The winner of that match will face the final member of Varsity.

EB: In addition to those six Championship matches, Cryme Tyme have requested a match against The Faculty. That should be an interesting clash of styles and cultures. So call your cable or satellite provider right now. You don't want to miss SCHOOL'S OUT.

*FADE*



Prestige Worldwide Wrestling and Saturday Slam proudly present:

SCHOOL'S OUT

Live! from the John Labatt Centre in London, Ontario

PWW Heavyweight Title
Steamboat or Yokozuna © vs winner of Varsity Reverse Elimination Match

PWW Heavyweight Title
Ricky "the Dragon" Steamboat vs Yokozuna ©

PWW Intercontinental Title
Yang or Christopher © vs runner-up in Varsity Reverse Elimination Match

PWW Intercontinental Title
Jimmy Wang Yang © vs Brian Christopher

PWW World Tag Team Titles
Young Guns or Outlaws © vs non-winning members of Varsity Reverse Elimination Match

PWW World Tag Team Titles
The Young Guns: Ted DiBiase Jr. & Lance Cade © vs. The Outlaws: JBL & Ron Bass

Varsity Reverse Elimination Match (Winner gets Heavyweight Title shot, runner-up gets Intercontinental title shot, last two get World Tag Team title shot)
Jack Swagger vs Alex Riley vs Christopher Nowinski vs Russ Haas

Cryme Tyme: JTG & Shad Gaspard vs The Faculty: The Genius & Professor Toru Tanaka

General Manager: Eric Bischoff

Announcers: Hugo Savinovich & Carlos Cabrera

[The Canadian Content]

RESULTS: SCHOOL'S OUT

PWW Heavyweight Title
Ricky Steamboat © def Jack Swagger

PWW Heavyweight Title
Ricky Steamboat def Yokozuna ©

PWW Intercontinental Title
Christopher Nowinski def Jimmy Wang Yang ©

PWW Intercontinental Title
Jimmy Wang Yang © def Brian Christopher

PWW World Tag Team Titles
Varsity: Alex Riley & Russ Haas def The Young Guns ©

PWW World Tag Team Titles
The Young Guns: Ted DiBiase Jr. & Lance Cade © def The Outlaws: JBL & Ron Bass

Varsity Reverse Elimination Match (Winner gets Heavyweight Title shot, runner-up gets Intercontinental title shot, last two get World Tag Team title shot)
1. Jack Swagger def Alex Riley, Christopher Nowinski, & Russ Haas
2. Christopher Nowinski def Alex Riley & Russ Haas

Cryme Tyme: JTG & Shad Gaspard def The Faculty: The Genius & Professor Toru Tanaka

[The Canadian Content]

*Fade in to the smoke-filled GM's room, where we find Teddy Long and Eric Bischoff DRINKING~! away their blues...

Eric Bischoff: I tried to warn you, Teddy.

Teddy Long: I know you did, playa.

EB: This brand split thing was a big risk.

TL: I know it was, playa.

EB: Why don't we join forces for the next Pay-Per-View?

TL: I'm getting some great chemistry on my roster, playa. I don't want to lose that by combining it with yours.

EB: That's fine. We'll just do a Supercard. Your guys fight your guys, my guys fight my guys.

TL: Works for me, playa. But we still have one problem.

EB: Oh yeah? What's that?

TL: Too Cool.

EB: The way I see it, that's two problems.

TL: Whatever, playa. We need to resolve this problem. No one's happy with the team split.

EB: What do you propose we do?

TL: Let them team up for this Pay-Per-View. If they win, they can stay together as a team. If they lose, they stay where they are as singles.

EB: That's all well and good, Teddy, but which show do they go to if they win?

TL: Why not let them choose?

EB: Because that would be giving the wrestlers power. We don't do that. We're GMs.

TL: Which means we can always change the situation later if we don't like their choice, playa.

EB: Good point. And I've got a team just itching for a redemption match after SCHOOL'S OUT. What do you think about Too Cool versus The Outlaws: Ron Bass and JBL?

TL: Sounds perfect, playa. Now if you'll excuse me, I've hot half a card to build.

*FADE*