[The VP]

I've been on the phone talking and texting with a potential client all day wanting to book a cruise. I've been answering every question imaginable about the cruise industry and some down to every minute detail such as 'can I order whatever kind of drink I want?' We're about ready to book and she asks why should she book with me when she can just do it online. What does she think I've been doing with my time all day? Like I have nothing else better to do?

Fine, go ahead and just book online - no big deal, people do it all the time. But don't call me first. What do you think I was doing for you all damn day? :-[

[Jack Quinn]

BOOK ME? I'M ALREADY BOOKED! ABUSE! OF! TRAVEL AGENT!

You should go to her house, call her out, blade, strip off your jacket and elbow drop it repeatedly in her yard and threaten to take her husband to space mountain.

Honestly, anything else is unacceptable