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Every time I hear about the Rainbow Bridge, I am always forced to think back on the always-last and excruciatingly painful final stage in the Mario Kart games known as Rainbow Road.

Thanks a lot, fuckers.

[Lucky]

I loved that level. If I was behind I could always win back ground on that bridge. I'm voting Thor.

[Ryan Who Loves Punk]

sergeial said:

and everyone there has the exact same powers as Superman, and is either blandly good or "mwahahaha" evil.

Wait, what? I always thought superman's powers were due to his alien DNA reacting to the Earth's atmosphere. Why would normal kryptonians have super powers?

[The Canadian Content]

therealryan said:

Wait, what? I always thought superman's powers were due to his alien DNA reacting to the Earth's atmosphere. Why would normal kryptonians have super powers?

Because he faces them on Earth, where the sun affects them the same way it affects him.

[Lucky]

Krypton had a red sun. Red sun + Kryptonians = powerless people

Earth has a yellow sun. Yellow sun + Kryptonians = Supermen

[williamssl]

By a vote of 87% to 13%, Superman wins and advances to Round 2.