[williamssl]

There seemed to be some interest in continuing this, at least for a little bit, and at the very least to pick up some folks who didn't get to play last time.

Not trying to over-engineer this, but a couple simple guidelines perhaps to follow:

• Two truths, one lie. No more, no less. I know I flagrantly violated that one out the gate, but let's keep it to that instead of adding more truths into the mix.
  
• Post your challenges Sun-Tues, guesses run through Thurs, reveal on Fri or Sat.
  

I liked Sal's themed editions from last week so gonna try to stick to that myself. This week: chance encounters with wrestlers (meaning I'm excluding meet & greets, book signings, etc).

• I met Shawn Michaels at a video store in Marina del Rey, CA
  
• I met Kevin Nash and Scott Hall walking the strand in Venice Beach (CA)
  
• I met Bradshaw and Percy Pringle/Paul Bearer at a Dallas Stars playoff hockey game
  

[Courtney]

Tex: HBK
Lucky: #2
Solly: Virgil
Sal: Kelly/Cole
MKid: Dudleys
OBJ: Goldberg
MHJ: HBK
Psycho: The books
DevSop: Raven

Here's mine:

1) My best friend got into a fight with another girl over a John Cena t-shirt. She won and I went to get it signed the next day at Best Buy for her.

2) My mother met Triple H at an airport magazine stand. He propositioned her even though her wedding ring was on and very apparent.

3) My great-grandmother went to a wrestling event that my grandmother was promoting. She got backstage and started stalking the hallways looking for Bruce Hart, telling my grandmother that she was going to kill him.

[Lucky]

Tex: Nash and Hall
Court: HHH

Since I was very depraved last week I figured I'd go a different route this time.

"Priests I Knew."

• A priest I knew was once a drug dealer and member of the legendary Hell's Angels biker gang. One day while riding his bike he was struck off like he was Saul riding to Damascus and went through an immediate conversion and started his road to the priesthood. His hog was parked behind my high school.
  
• A priest I knew once lied on the stand committing perjury to protect two former students of his who had turned into cold blooded murderers.
  
• A priest I knew was not a priest when I knew him. He was my father.

Damn Tex's rules. Fortunatelly I can think of at least 2 more Priest truths so I guess I can do a 2nd edition of this theme.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Tex: HBK
Court: HHH
Lucky: #2, I love Sleepers btw.
Thai: Vegas

1 - I sat next to Linda Hamilton at Vengeance 2001 and wondered aloud if I should say something to her kid about me rubbing one out to his mom.

2 - I waited 10 minutes just to say hi to Virgil at Comic-Con two years ago.

3 - I saw Test beat some guy's ass after a RAW taping because he had the nerve to ask Stacy for an autograph.

[williamssl]

luckylopez said:

Damn Tex's rules. Fortunatelly I can think of at least 2 more Priest truths so I guess I can do a 2nd edition of this theme.

There are no rules here - that was just suggested guidelines. An equally appropriate (if not more appropriate) response would have been:

"Fuck Tex and his suggestion that we follow any sort of order around here. I'm doing what the hell I want to dammit, because I can. Eat my shorts, pal". ;D

EDIT:

Court: HHH
Lucky: #2 / Perjury
Solly: Changing from Test to Virgil based on Psycho's comments below. I saw Virgil at the convention I recently went to and there was no line.

[salmonjunkie]

The wrestling and flirting theme

1- I saw Kevin Kelly and Micheal Cole at a nightclub in Vegas. Kelly was sitting back having a drink talking to another WWF staffer. Cole was unsuccessfully trying to pick up chicks. They were both wearing collared shirts with the WWF logo.

2- I was at a PWG show that Samoa Joe performed at a while back. He made a pass at my filipina lady friend after the show (who I wasn't trying to get with). She actually considered it, because she thinks he's hot. But decided not to.

3- After Wrestlemania 2000, the Hardys and Lita were signing autographs in the parking lot. My buddy wrote his phone number on a card and gave it to Lita. She was like "uh... okay..."

Court: Grandmother
Lucky: Perjury - and I hated Sleepers
Solly: Test
Tex: Shawn Michaels

[National Champion Chris Cole]

1. My Dad DJed the wedding for Earthquake's daughter and got his autograph for me.
2. My Dad saw Fuji and Yokozuna in the airport and walked up and got their autograph for me.
3. My Dad sold donuts to The Dudleys (He owned a donut store in Melbourne from 1991-2000). He got their autograph for me.

My Dad's a great guy isn't he? Too bad one of these things isn't true.

[Outback Frito Pendejo]

1. I saw Captain Lou Albano at Dunkin Donuts.
2. I bought appliances from a guy whose friend was Goldberg's cousin.
3. I knew a woman who used to play cards with WWE wrestlers when they were in NYC.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

MKid I didn't know Concrete was your dad

I'll say the Dudleys story is a lie.

Outback - Goldberg.

[The Canadian Content]

I've got no list of my own yet. Here's my guesses on your lies:

Tex: I met Bradshaw and Percy Pringle/Paul Bearer at a Dallas Stars playoff hockey game -- you just don't seem like a hockey kinda guy to me.

Court: My mother met Triple H at an airport magazine stand. He propositioned her even though her wedding ring was on and very apparent. -- everyone knows HHH is a stand-up guy. A paragon of humanity. I just don't see this happening. Also, this is a complete guess.

Lucky: A priest I knew once lied on the stand committing perjury to protect two former students of his who had turned into cold blooded murderers. -- unless, of course, you know DeNiro.

Solly: I waited 10 minutes just to say hi to Virgil at Comic-Con two years ago. -- I've seen pictures of Virgil at Comic-Con. There was no lineup. Unless you waited 10 minutes to work up the nerve to talk to him, this is a lie.

Sal: I was at a PWG show that Samoa Joe performed at a while back. He made a pass at my filipina lady friend after the show (who I wasn't trying to get with). She actually considered it, because she thinks he's hot. But decided not to. -- two lies here: a) you were so trying to get with her b) She decided to do Joe instead.

M-Kid: My Dad DJed the wedding for Earthquake's daughter and got his autograph for me. -- no particular reason on this one. Good list.

OBJ: I bought appliances from a guy whose friend was Goldberg's cousin. -- I can't imagine how this would come up in conversation.

[Jack Quinn]

1. Shawn Michaels hung out with my uncle and I at his little hole in the wall bar in Taylor Michigan

2. I got Tatanka's autograph when he worked a house show at my high school before he was a star in the WWF. Ken Shamrock was also there wrestling under a different name

3. Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant hit on my mother at a wrestling show held at a flea market

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I like the Tatanka story. Any other Chavis tales you want to share?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Here are some guesses

Texas - Outsiders Story

Courtney - Triple H

Lucky - perjury, I had this written down even before the other comments. I never did see the movie though.

Solly - Test

Sal - Samoa Joe because he ended up nailing the girl anyway so even if you think this is truth it really isn't

OBJ - Card Game

MHJ - HBK story

[The Canadian Content]

Here's mine:

1. I've beaten Marvel Ultimate Alliance four times since Christmas.

2. I'm currently in the process of writing two books.

3. I once had my license suspended for being in two accidents in one week on the same street.

[salmonjunkie]

My guesses:

Court: Grandmother
Lucky: Perjury - and I hated Sleepers
Solly: Test
Tex: Shawn Michaels
M-Chris: Dudley Donuts
OBJack: Captain Lou Donuts
Moose: Boogie Woogie Mom
Psycho: Beat MUA 4 times.
Soprano: Stevie the Coke Dealer

[DevSop]

I guess the other thread is dead, so I'll do the wrestler themed one.

1) Raven pushed me against an elevator wall after I asked for a picture just because I was wearing a Tommy Dreamer t-shirt.

2) I once walked Beulah McGillicutty's dog with her.

3) Stevie Richards once asked me if I was looking to buy some coke.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

Psycho - MUA
Soprano - Raven

[williamssl]

Updated/complete (to date) guesses:

Court: HHH
Lucky: Perjury
Solly: Virgil (no one waits in line for him)
Sal: Kelly/Cole
M-Kid: Dudleys
Banned OBJ: Goldberg
Moose: HBK
Psycho: MUA
DevSop: Stevie Cokehead (if he was dealing crack, that would be believable...but not coke)

Ooooh looooooooooooowki - you playin this time? Pun? Eco? KoH? Flea? Anyone else? Producelover- wanna give us two fruits you've violated and one you haven't so we can guess?
And dammit OpTard.....get in here.

EDIT: And I didn't mean for the wrestling theme to apply to anyone but me (although the stories are fascinating). All's I was wanting to do was group mine around a theme, like Sal did last time around.

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dammit, I'll get in on this next week...

[williamssl]

it's not too late, gator. get in here!

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I'm going to have to jumpstart the reveals since I'll be offline at 10:30AM and probably won't come back on until Monday.

1. My Dad DJed the wedding for Earthquake's daughter and got his autograph for me.
True. My Dad DJs for weddings and other parties. This was a year or two ago when he was first diagnosed with cancer. My Dad said he looked a lot thinner. It was a pretty sad story. He did say Quake was very nice and was happy to give the autograph.

2. My Dad saw Fuji and Yokozuna in the airport and walked up and got their autograph for me.
True. I think it was in North Carolina. I was really young and my Dad was traveling back and forth from New York to Florida. He surprised me with the autographed phot and the story.

3. My Dad sold donuts to The Dudleys (He owned a donut store in Melbourne from 1991-2000). He got their autograph for me.
False. My Dad did own the store but the Dudleys never dropped by or if they did my Dad wouldn't recognize them anyway. But my cousin worked at an Ice Cream place in the Melbourne Mall and she said D-Von comes in there often. And Bubba has been seen around town by my mother-in-law and brother-in-law.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

fsolomon75 said:

1 - I sat next to Linda Hamilton at Vengeance 2001 and wondered aloud if I should say something to her kid about me rubbing one out to his mom.

True - she looked pretty good that night too.

2 - I waited 10 minutes just to say hi to Virgil at Comic-Con two years ago.

True. Not that there was a line but I waited until he was done with a conversation just so I could have him sign this book.

3 - I saw Test beat some guy's ass after a RAW taping because he had the nerve to ask Stacy for an autograph.

FALSE. All Test did was kick in that guy's car door because he was tailgating the two of them as we were leaving the arena.

[The Canadian Content]

The (not-so) big reveal:

1. I've beaten Marvel Ultimate Alliance four times since Christmas.
False -- I've actually beaten it twice. Last night, I finished it completely (the first time through I didn't unlock Black Panther or Silver Surfer).

2. I'm currently in the process of writing two books.
True -- Ugh. These are mandated books. I'm not a writer, so it's not going well.

3. I once had my license suspended for being in two accidents in one week on the same street.
True -- That second one was the last time I was in an accident. It was 12 years ago.

[DevSop]

Reveal time:I guess the other thread is dead, so I'll do the wrestler themed one.

1) Raven pushed me against an elevator wall after I asked for a picture just because I was wearing a Tommy Dreamer t-shirt.

TRUE Raven's an asshole. Period.

2) I once walked Beulah McGillicutty's dog with her.

TRUE This happened the weekend of Barely Legal. They had the Funk retirement dinner thing that I had tickets for on Saturday night and once that was over, went back to the hotel and a few wrestlers had been staying there. Around 1:30 AM after drinking some with a few of the guys, I had to go to my car for something and Beulah was outside walking the tiniest dog I'd ever seen and I chatted her up some as we walked the outside of the building. I love this story cause Beulah's the awesome.

3) Stevie Richards once asked me if I was looking to buy some coke.

FALSE It was marijuana.

[Jack Quinn]

1. Shawn Michaels hung out with my uncle and I at his little hole in the wall bar in Taylor Michigan

False - sort of. Two weeks ago HBK WAS in my uncle's bar one saturday night, but he didn't hang out with him, he didn't even know he was there until the next day, and I wasn't there at all

2. I got Tatanka's autograph when he worked a house show at my high school before he was a star in the WWF. Ken Shamrock was also there wrestling under a different name

This is true. I went to two South Atlantic Pro Wrestling cards, "War Eagle" Chris Chavis was there as was Shamrock, wrestling under a different name. He signed an old issue of PWI where a young marky Moose may, or may not, have written a letter supporting Chavis.

3. Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant hit on my mother at a wrestling show held at a flea market

This is true. Needless to say moms did not take him up on his offer