SGWA vs. OCW: If You Want Peace, Prepare For War
Jun 5, 2014 23:18:21 GMT -5
Post by Chris Eco on Jun 5, 2014 23:18:21 GMT -5
Sportsguy is in the ring with a microphone.
Sportsguy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to a brand new edition of the Simply Great Wrestling Association. This year, we’re living up to the name, because we’ve got the greatest of all time – not just the greatest athlete, not just the greatest talker, but the greatest, bar none. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays over the PA system as Ric Flair makes his way down to the ramp, flanked by Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard.
Ric Flair: (snatching the microphone) We’ll take it from here, Sporty Boy.
All these other companies – they can take the flavors of the week, they can get men wearing black fanny packs and think they’re a riot squad, brother, they can get men wearing straw hats and Hawaiian shirts or cardboard boxes on their head, but those men can’t hold a candle, they can’t lace the boots, of the men in the thousand-dollar suits. They can’t lace the boots of the stylin’, profilin’, limousine-ridin’ jet-flyin’ – WOO! – kiss-stealin’ wheelin’-dealin’ son of a gun. And now that we’ve got the band back together, the Horsemen behind me, brother, nobody’s gonna get in our way.
“Bedroom Hymns” cuts Flair off, as Ecosystem comes out atop the ramp with a microphone.
Flair: Cut the music, cut it, cut it out! (The music cuts on Eddie.) No one, and I mean no one, interrupts The Nature Boy.
Eco: That’s where you’re wrong, Ric. See, I had a lot of hope, partnering with Sportsguy for the first time. But from pick number one, I could already see which way this was going – with Ric Flair trying to call all the shots. So you do things your way, Ric. You try to run a company built around you and your buddies. I’ll be over here rebuilding Onslaught Championship Wrestling with my own Horsemen. So from my 2010 Pun’s House victory, we have Eddie Guerrero…
…from my 2011 Pun’s House victory, you have Christopher Daniels…
…and from my 2013 Pun’s House victory, you have Jushin Liger.
Eco: This doesn’t need to be the same old, same old faction-fight, Ric. You go your way, you put on a show, we put on ours.
Flair: I’d like to see you try. I’d like to see you try.
SG: See Eco, the problem is that you think that you winning a couple of these drafts entitles you to control everything, and you’re not in control – not even of the little slice of this company you think you control. Jushin isn’t one of Flair’s Horsemen, but he’s not one of yours either. Jushin Liger is a man who respects this business and its history. Jushin Liger...is a Sports Guy.
Liger shakes his head at Eco and walks down the ramp to SG, where he takes an SGWA shirt and pulls it over his mask and costume. Flair does a little shuffle and “WOOs” at Eco, who just looks stunned at the betrayal of the man who has led so many Ecosystem drafts. Finally, Eddie Guerrero takes the microphone from Ecosystem.
Guerrero: Don’t worry about it, homes. They might have the Dirtiest Player in the Game, but you’ve got a Guerrero, esse – and a Guerrero always has a backup plan.
Sportsguy: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages, welcome to a brand new edition of the Simply Great Wrestling Association. This year, we’re living up to the name, because we’ve got the greatest of all time – not just the greatest athlete, not just the greatest talker, but the greatest, bar none. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…The Nature Boy, Ric Flair!
“Also sprach Zarathustra” plays over the PA system as Ric Flair makes his way down to the ramp, flanked by Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard.
Ric Flair: (snatching the microphone) We’ll take it from here, Sporty Boy.
All these other companies – they can take the flavors of the week, they can get men wearing black fanny packs and think they’re a riot squad, brother, they can get men wearing straw hats and Hawaiian shirts or cardboard boxes on their head, but those men can’t hold a candle, they can’t lace the boots, of the men in the thousand-dollar suits. They can’t lace the boots of the stylin’, profilin’, limousine-ridin’ jet-flyin’ – WOO! – kiss-stealin’ wheelin’-dealin’ son of a gun. And now that we’ve got the band back together, the Horsemen behind me, brother, nobody’s gonna get in our way.
“Bedroom Hymns” cuts Flair off, as Ecosystem comes out atop the ramp with a microphone.
Flair: Cut the music, cut it, cut it out! (The music cuts on Eddie.) No one, and I mean no one, interrupts The Nature Boy.
Eco: That’s where you’re wrong, Ric. See, I had a lot of hope, partnering with Sportsguy for the first time. But from pick number one, I could already see which way this was going – with Ric Flair trying to call all the shots. So you do things your way, Ric. You try to run a company built around you and your buddies. I’ll be over here rebuilding Onslaught Championship Wrestling with my own Horsemen. So from my 2010 Pun’s House victory, we have Eddie Guerrero…
…from my 2011 Pun’s House victory, you have Christopher Daniels…
…and from my 2013 Pun’s House victory, you have Jushin Liger.
Eco: This doesn’t need to be the same old, same old faction-fight, Ric. You go your way, you put on a show, we put on ours.
Flair: I’d like to see you try. I’d like to see you try.
SG: See Eco, the problem is that you think that you winning a couple of these drafts entitles you to control everything, and you’re not in control – not even of the little slice of this company you think you control. Jushin isn’t one of Flair’s Horsemen, but he’s not one of yours either. Jushin Liger is a man who respects this business and its history. Jushin Liger...is a Sports Guy.
Liger shakes his head at Eco and walks down the ramp to SG, where he takes an SGWA shirt and pulls it over his mask and costume. Flair does a little shuffle and “WOOs” at Eco, who just looks stunned at the betrayal of the man who has led so many Ecosystem drafts. Finally, Eddie Guerrero takes the microphone from Ecosystem.
Guerrero: Don’t worry about it, homes. They might have the Dirtiest Player in the Game, but you’ve got a Guerrero, esse – and a Guerrero always has a backup plan.