[Lucky]

You know, Loki. A week ago I was only 1 grade above you but now I've had a promotion. I'll have you know that I haven't had a true abuse of power since the Great Word Censor Chaos that Optard and I unleashed on the board. Don't tempt me to break my good behavior.

fag.

[Loki]

Bah. Empty threats don't scare me.

Here: Let me provoke you.

Lucky = :-X

Lucky is teh 8-)

= a passionate double date for Lucky on Valentine's day.


(I'm soooooo gonna get it.... ;D )

[DevSop]

Seriously Lucky, I'll trade you a 34th round pick if you Smite loki (notice he doesn't even deserve caps) into oblivion. Change his name to weird wing ding characters, have his post count be stuck at something teh gay. Just fuck him up Lucky. I'll even get a few chants going.

"Fuck him up Lucky, Fuck him up"

"Lucky's gonna kill you"

"Lucky is awesome"

"Loki's gonna get his head fucking kicked in"

[Loki]

devsop,

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lucky is awesome and i wish i could be like him.

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[Lucky]

I only fired my warning shots.

[Loki]

Nice shot. I freaking HATE that black screen.


On one hand, pushing it while trying to keep this showdown going could be a pain, because how do I do that with a luckey-ed up account?

On the hand, it's been a slow week on the board, I've got a few days before I need to do anything else with the showdown, and DevSop is salivating at the thought of you schooling me. Plus, it would provide lots of entertainment for people on the board. Double plus - you know it would make you feel good to pound me into begging for mercy.

Decisions, decisions.


Oh, what the hell:

[Loki]

-69 karma? That's it? Pfft.

I've been ridden harder by Solly's mom and sister.

[Lucky]

They're called warning shots for a reason. Besides, it was a group of annoying things hitting you all at once which was the true shot. Besides, I bet you haven't noticed the biggest annoyance yet.

loki said:

I've got a few days before I need to do anything else with the showdown,

Really? Oh, ok.

No Longer a mod? Check.
Negative post count? Check.
Word Censor? Check.
Annoying ass black theme again? Check.
Various edits here and there? Check.

Still not a fullscale attack, incidently. You can still be temp banned. And I have at least a few ideas before that. I haven't even talked to Optard yet.

Keep it up and I'll keep you from getting into your own showdown. Ya' douche.

[Loki]

You've stripped me of my Mod Powers!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Negative Post Count?

NOOOOOOOOO - wait, that's actually pretty cool.


Word Censor?

Can't wait to see this one.


Black theme?

You.... you.... you docuhe!


Edits?

DevSop thought I was a douche - my new name now proves it!



The temp ban thing is pretty dull. I just won't be able to post. I would think it would be more fun for you if I post and you alter what I type, or constantly mess with my settings, or whatever else your evil little brain comes up with.

Tell you what - Tonight, huddle around your computer (you know, the only real source of heat in your apartment). In between teeth chattering maybe you can think of some diabolical things to do to me. Meanwhile, I'll check back later on tonight from my nice heated house to see what you've come up with. Right before I go to bed in my warm bedroom with the insulated windows.

[Lucky]

loki said:

Tell you what - Tonight, huddle around your computer (you know, the only real source of heat in your apartment).

You know... that wouldn't hurt so much if it weren't actually TRUE!

Excuse me.. I'm cold and sad...

[Loki]

I'd let you borrow Solly's mom and sister for added warmth, but they have some standards.

[DevSop]

The more and more you talk about Solly's mom and sister, the more and more I'm going to think you mean Solly's dad and brother. The straighter you make yourself out to be, teh gayer I will be sure you are.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I haven't seen a guy this kind of beating since Apollo took on Drago.

[Loki]

devilsoprano said:

The more and more you talk about Solly's mom and sister, the more and more I'm going to think you mean Solly's dad and brother. The straighter you make yourself out to be, teh gayer I will be sure you are.

Oh, put a sock in it Mr. I-have-pictures-of-the-Olsen-Twins-from-their-crappy-pre-teen-movies-days-hanging-above-my-bed-so-I-can-touch-myself-late-at-night-and-fantasize-about-them.

[Loki]

fsolomon75 said:

I haven't seen a guy this kind of beating since Apollo took on Drago.

And you - I don't want to hear any crap from YOU. Lucky is at least man enough to come out swinging. You cower in the keeper threads behind your precious VORP stats clutching your "How to be a man and have bullies stop kicking sand in your face! By Ron 'Bodybuilder' Gaylord" book and pray you won't be noticed.

Wimp.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

I was going to say I was on your side because I thought you editing Lucky's post was funny.

Kosar is still a fag.

:-X

[OpTard]

i'd like to see this escalate to the point where both loki and lucky are barred from having any mod powers till the end of time.

[Pun]

loki said:

And you - I don't want to hear any crap from YOU. Lucky is at least man enough to come out swinging. You cower in the keeper threads behind your precious VORP stats clutching your "How to be a man and have bullies stop kicking sand in your face! By Ron 'Bodybuilder' Gaylord" book and pray you won't be noticed.

I think we have a new entry into the Pun's House Hall of Fame!

[Deleted]

operationretard said:

i'd like to see this escalate to the point where both loki and lucky are barred from having any mod powers till the end of time.

I'll gladly act as a surrogate in their place ;D

[OpTard]

gatorbait said:

I'll gladly act as a surrogate in their place ;D

you get nothing! you lose! GOOD DAY SIR!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

[Loki]

This is great - I get the chance to play dickish heel! Who-hoo! It's like practice for PHWF promos!

Okay, here we go....

[Loki]

operationretard said:

i'd like to see this escalate to the point where both loki and lucky are barred from having any mod powers till the end of time.

Oh, look who finally decided to stop in and grace us with his presence! It’s Mr. I’m-allergic-to-capitalization! Where have you been hiding? I’d say the post office, but since Psycho is now going on over TWO MONTHS without his books I’ll rule that one out.

(I so love these new smileys)






* I'M JUST KIDDNG.




maybe.

[OpTard]

do i know you?

[Loki]

gatorbait said:

I'll gladly act as a surrogate in their place ;D

Dude, COME ON. You can’t even properly act as Cort’s surrogate manhood. And she’s a she! How are you going to handle the combined brass cajones of Lucky and myself?

Listen, junior. You don’t have the stones to hold my jockstrap, much less step in and take my place. After you get done being Cort’s bitch you can take lessons on being a real man. Since you’re starting from scratch, I’d suggest you go to the Ryan-the-Halfling-Paladin school of manliness. You have to learn how to walk before you can run, and all that. That way Ryan can teach you all you need to know about being a little boy. I figure that’ll take, oh, ten years or so.

After you’re chock full of little boyness you can look up Solly. He should have finished his Gaylord body building manual by then. Challenge him to a fight. If you can beat him, that, young grasshopper, will be your first step on becoming a man. Then you can come back and try to run with the big boys.