[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup: Part 1!

We are joined by our guest host for the Super P Cup, The Godfather!



Godfather:

It's time, once again, for everybody, to come aboard the.....HOOOOOOOOOOOO Train!

Now, are there any pimps in this place!

[CROWD: Cheers!]

I said, are there any pimps in this place!

[CROWD: Cheers louder!]

Well I know there are a ton of pimps here in [ARENA REDACTED]. So let me, and all of these fine ladies, welcome you to the 2015 Super P Cup!

Now before we get to the Cup, we have a few undercard matches, which much like these ladies right here, are for entertainment purposes only...

Before he can say anymore, the arena goes red!



Kane enters the ring, the Hos run, and we have a referee! Our first match is underway!

KANE vs THE GODFATHER
Winner: Kane, via chokeslam, 1:35

[Now we head down to ringside with Jim Ross & Jerry "The King" Lawler]

Jim Ross: King, I cannot believe it! We are live in [ARENA REDACTED] and The Godfather already suffered the Hell-fire & Brimstone of Kane!

Jerry Lawler: But not before I saw puppies!

Jim Ross: Well there's more to come with a ladies match, coming right up!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup: Part 2!

We head backstage where Renee Young has a very special guest...

Renee Young: Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming Hall of Famer, Trish Stratus!

Trish Stratus: Renee, thank you SO much for having me.

Renee Young: Now Trish, you've had an amazing career both in and our of the Pun's Wrestling Alliance. But tonight you face a women you've never faced before in Manami Toyota.

Trish Stratus: It's an honor to be in the ring with such a great competitor like Manami Toyota, but Renee I have people to impress. DevSop is drafting an all-women's fed again and I plan to sit at the top of the mountain. [Attitude kicks in.] So get ready, legend, because you're about to get a dose of Stratusfaction!

Trish makes her entrance with Toyota already in the ring.



TRISH STRATUS vs. MANAMI TOYOTA
Winner: Toyota, via Stratusphere reversal into roll-up, 22:39

Back to ringside with Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler!

Jim Ross: Manami Toyota, on arguable the grandest stage of her career, just pulled off what many would call an upset and pinned Trish Stratus!

Jerry Lawler: JR, that was two legends proving why they are legends, and Toyota got a well deserved victory. Plus...PUPPIES!

Now we head backstage where Renee Young is with Jimmy & Jey, The Usos!

Renee Young: Gentlemen, tonight you have a daunting task ahad of you. Not only do you have The Fantastics, you're potentially teaming up for the last time.

Jimmy Uso: Listen Renee, The Fantastics paved the way for teams like The Usos, and we cannot wait to show 'em what we've got.

Jey Uso: That's right, even if it means we go "USO CRAZY!" for one last time.

We head into the arena where The Fanstastics--Tommy Rogers & Bobby Fulton--are making their way into the ring!



Jim Ross: Jimmy and Jey, The Usos, make their way to the ring for what might be one last time!

Jerry Lawler: You never say never in this business, JR.

Back to the aisle-way for the end of the Uso's entrance.

Jimmy Uso: Now when we say "UCE!," y'all say "OH!" UCE!

Jey Uso & The Crowd: OH!

Jimmy Uso: UCE!

Jey Uso & The Crowd: OH!

Jimmy Uso: UCE!

And JEY ATTACKS JIMMY FROM BEHIND! He slams his brother into the railing once... twice... three times... and a fourth!

Jey stands Jimmy up against the railing, and...SUPERKICK!

Jey has his brother by the hair and drags him to the middle of the aisle. PILEDRIVER ON THE FLOOR!

Jey Uso: UCE? NO!

Roman Reigns and Rikishi are out to intervene! SUPERKICK TO RIKISHI!

Jim Ross: BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! JEY JUST SUPERKICKED HIS DADDY!

Jey makes his way up the ramp as Roman tends to his fallen family, and The Fantastics are still in the ring!

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup: Part 3!

The Fantastics remain in the ring after all of the Uso carnage is cleared, and a familiar song plays over the PA system.



And manager Jim Cornette is on the floor.

Jim Cornette: Y'all may be wondering what in the world we're is doing out here! Well if there's one thing Mamma Cornette always taught me, it's to take advantage of every opportunity you ever get! So Tommy & Bobby, your opponents: Beautiful Bobby and Sweet Stan, THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS!

THE FANTASTICS vs THE MIDNIGHT EXPRESS
Winners: The Midnight Express via Dennis Condrey distraction & Jim Cornette tennis racket, 26:41

Jim Ross: Just an absolute classic put on by two classic teams, King.

Jerry Lawler: I know all four of those men very well, and they didn't disappoint tonight. But man is Cornette annoying!

Suddenly the arena goes dark for a very familiar entrance...



TO BE CONTINUED...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup Part 4!

The Wyatt Family is in the ring, waiting for...



The Shield makes their way to the ring and the crowd is going nuts! Before either team can do anything, something starts lowering from the ceiling...



THAT'S RIGHT, THE WWE WASN'T SMART ENOUGH TO IT, BUT WE ARE!

THE SHIELD vs THE WYATT FAMILY - ELIMINATION CHAMBER!
Winners: The Shield, via Ambrose elimiantion of Wyatt, 35:22

Jim Ross: That match was insane King! An absolute Slobberknocker!

Jerry Lawler: And you have to question Luke Harper's decision making skills here, since Eco entered him into the P Cup Royal Rumble!

Jim Ross: Luke Harper isn't exactly known for his common sense, King.

A video package rolls for The Royal Rumble, and we await the first two entrants...

TO BE CONTINUED...

[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup: Part 5!

RING ANNOUNCER: The following is The Super P Cup Royal Rumble, and it is for 2015 Super P Cup Championship!

Introducing the participant who drew number one...



RING ANNOUNCER: From Aberdeen Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, DANIEL BRYAN!

And introducing participant number two...



RING ANNOUNCER: From Venice Beach California, weighing in at 305 pounds, HULK HOGAN!

Order of elimination, courtesy Random.org:

1. SG Rick Rude

2. SG Tully Blanchard

3. Dhruv Kurt Angle

4. Dead Chris Hero

5. Jobber MVP

6. Dashbee Finn Balor

7. Mayhem Desmond Wolfe

8. Solly Roddy Piper

9. Mayhem Shelton Benjamin

10. Eco Andre The Giant

11. JCD Hulk Hogan

12. Eric Jimmy Uso

13. Solly Randy Savage

14. Leo Paul Orndorff

15. Dashbee Raven

16. Sharky Barry Windham

17. Dead Jack Swagger

18. JCD Randy Orton

19. Eddie AJ Styles

20. Sharky David Von Erich

21. Lizzy Kerry Von Erich

22. Eco Luke Harper

23. Fishy D-Von Dudley

24. Dev AJ Lee

25. Eddie Harley Race

26. Eric Human Tornado

27. Dhruv Rob Van Dam

28. Fishy Bo Dallas

29. Lizzy Bruno Sammartino

30. Dev Paige

It comes down to the final two: Daniel Bryan and Ronnie Garvin! The two former world champions battle it out until Bryan eliminates Garvin!

Jim Ross: He's done it again! Daniel Bryan is a world champion once more!

Winner: Daniel Bryan, last eliminating Ronnie Garvin, in 1:22:35

Thank you for reading, I hope you've enjoyed this year's Super P Cup Royal Rumble![/font]

[Mr. Dashbee]

Super P Cup: Part 5!

RING ANNOUNCER: The following is The Super P Cup Royal Rumble, and it is for 2015 Super P Cup Championship!

Introducing the participant who drew number one...



RING ANNOUNCER: From Aberdeen Washington, weighing in at 210 pounds, DANIEL BRYAN!

And introducing participant number two...



RING ANNOUNCER: From Venice Beach California, weighing in at 305 pounds, HULK HOGAN!

Order of elimination, courtesy Random.org:

1. SG Rick Rude

2. SG Tully Blanchard

3. Dhruv Kurt Angle

4. Dead Chris Hero

5. Jobber MVP

6. Dashbee Finn Balor

7. Mayhem Desmond Wolfe

8. Solly Roddy Piper

9. Mayhem Shelton Benjamin

10. Eco Andre The Giant

11. JCD Hulk Hogan

12. Eric Jimmy Uso

13. Solly Randy Savage

14. Leo Paul Orndorff

15. Dashbee Raven

16. Sharky Barry Windham

17. Dead Jack Swagger

18. JCD Randy Orton

19. Eddie AJ Styles

20. Sharky David Von Erich

21. Lizzy Kerry Von Erich

22. Eco Luke Harper

23. Fishy D-Von Dudley

24. Dev AJ Lee

25. Eddie Harley Race

26. Eric Human Tornado

27. Dhruv Rob Van Dam

28. Fishy Bo Dallas

29. Lizzy Bruno Sammartino

30. Dev Paige

It comes down to the final two: Daniel Bryan and Ronnie Garvin! The two former world champions battle it out until Bryan eliminates Garvin!

Jim Ross: He's done it again! Daniel Bryan is a world champion once more!

Winner: Daniel Bryan, last eliminating Ronnie Garvin, in 1:22:35

Thank you for reading, I hope you've enjoyed this year's Super P Cup Royal Rumble!

[L!zz~]

Bruno didn't do bad for an old, dead man.

[Road Warrior Shark]

I'll win one of these one of these days.....

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 11, 2015 15:30:27 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

17. Dead Jack Swagger

Poor Dead Jack Swagger.

[The Canadian Content]

May 11, 2015 16:18:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

May 11, 2015 15:30:27 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

17. Dead Jack Swagger

Poor Dead Jack Swagger.

PPDJS

[The Jewish Cunthead]

May 11, 2015 16:22:01 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

May 11, 2015 16:18:41 GMT -5 The Jewish Cunthead said:

Poor Dead Jack Swagger.

PPDJS

Totally.

[Mr. Dashbee]

No one cares about Dead Chris Hero?

[dhruvchouhan]

i personally found Jobber MVP quite hilarious