[Loki]

Voting will end sometime this week.

[The Canadian Content]

Jetsons can eat a dick.

[Deleted]

I'm sure they can, but they won't in this round.

[Krydor]

It seems to me that those who prefer Gummi Bears to the Jetsons are well versed in the art of dick eating. Because, you know, it's a cartoon for girls and sexually confused boys.

[Deleted]

Hey, I liked Gummi Bears, and I am neither of the above. I just didn't like it NEAR as much as The Jetsons.

And since it won't stand another chance, I'll unload these while I can:

[Krydor]

I'm glad you've come to grips with your homosexuality, Gator.

[Deleted]

Dude, that bottom on has the white bear fucking the red bear while she eats out the green one. What exactly is gay about that?

If anything, the red & green ones are bisexual.

[Loki]

Krydor's projecting. Don't mind him.

Those Log Cabin Republicans can be overly sensitive at times.

[Deleted]

Yeah, and he still hasn't figured out how to adjust his av size.

[Krydor]

I called George Takei, and he said that Gummi Bears is officially gay, and watching it makes you gay.

[Deleted]

Hey, you're the one with an av of a guy who obviously likes to get physical with other guys. Hell, it made him WET at one point.

[Krydor]

Well, being a heterosexual male, I have no idea how I make a man wet in a sexual manner. Ladies, sure. Men, no idea.

George Micheal confirms the earlier statement of George Takei and adds "I was not gay until I watched that show, now I am a flaming homosexual simply because I watched a cartoon based on candy. I am also a Furry."

[Deleted]

Wait a second. You have Takei's & Michaels's phone numbers? And WHO is the gay one here?!?

[Krydor]

I sure do. I got those numbers from Freddie Mercury, right before he died. He was all "should I die, make sure the world knows it was because Gummi Bears turned me into a gay Furry. The two Georges will confirm this. It's important that the word knows, should there be a cartoon showdown pitting a classic cartoon against those foul little candies.

"I could have been straight," he continued, "but it is too late for me."

Freddie asked me to make sure a benfit concert for Gummi Bears awareness happened not long after his death. However, Elton John changed it to an AIDS benefit because he is in the pocket of the Candy to Shitty Cartoons cartel.

I'm carrying out a promise to a friend, and trying to save lives.

[Deleted]

But you see, you are saying that you YOURSELF have their phone numbers.

I believe that makes you teh 8-) by association. And you're human. At least they're animated.

[Krydor]

Gay by association? Therefore, if I am gay and I associate with people on this Intertube Board, then those others are gay. So, how gay are you, Gay Mchomoqueer of Gayland, USA.

It's simply better for you if you admit the Gummi Bears are gay and make you gay, and that's why you are gay and the reason I (a heterosexual) associate with you is because I have no hangups regarding people with the Flaming Gay.

[Deleted]

Hey, YOU were the one talking about the circle jerk with Takei, Michael, and Mercury. Wouldn't be surprised if Elton John, Rupaul, and Doogie Howser were thrown in there.

You only wish you could be in the middle of this:

[Krydor]

Yes, but I did not watch the Gummi Bears, though. I have presented evidence that Gummi Bears will make you gay. If you are gay, you will get AIDS. If you get AIDS, you can spread it through your tears. Because you are a femmy homo, you cry all the time, thus spreading AIDS.

You should be locked up, Mr. AIDS man.

I'm a goddamn hero, I'm saving the world

[Deleted]

krydor said:

I'm a goddamn hero, I'm gaying the world.

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Watching a cartoon will not make you gay. Gobbling on a guy's kibbles & bits will. So will taking a ram-rod in your ass. Let us know how those work out for you.

[Krydor]

It's my crusade to make "Gummi Bear" the new slur. No longer will Eminem and Anne Coulter call people faggots, they'll call them "Gummi Bears".

No shit, watching a cartoon won't make you gay. However, watching that cartoon is a sign you might be gay.

I'd like to point out that all of that stuff is in jest and that actually enjoying a nice knob to gobble or a bit of bumification is what makes one gay, not the actual act.

[Deleted]

Speaking again from experience, are we? How're you enjoying the rectal warts? Color-coordinated with your face AIDS, at least?!?

[Krydor]

I got my face AIDS the manly way, after a bad blood transfusion brought about by reckless heroin use. You got your face AIDS by watching Gummi Bears. The only reason you watched Gummi Bears was because Care Bears wasn't gay enough, and needed a gayer cartoon featuring bears doing stupid shit to sell crap. Crap designed to indoctrinate you into the cult of Gay.

You are the king of gay. There is no crown, just a tiara. Wear it with pride.

[Loki]

I'm with Gator - you're protesting WAAAY to much.

Log Cabin Republican for sure. Probably has gender issues, too.

[Krydor]

loki said:

I'm with Gator, in a gay bath house

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[Loki]

krydor said:

loki said:

I'm with Gator, Krydor can be found in a gay bath house

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