Survivor System
Nov 9, 2015 17:16:38 GMT -5
Post by Chris Eco on Nov 9, 2015 17:16:38 GMT -5
“IF YA SMELL! What the Rock! Is Cooking!”
The Rock comes out to a usual crazy ovation, fans on their feet cheering, as the Rock enters the ring, poses at all four corners and takes the microphone.
Rock: Finally . . . The Rock, has come back! . . . to Survivor Series. (Pop.) Now, The Rock could come out here and run The Rock’s mouth about how much candy ass the Rock is going to kick, how The Rock intends to shine up his Size 11 boot real nice and where he intends to stick it, but before The Rock can get to that, The Rock has to announce the first two members of The Rock’s team.
The first man, you all know very well. The Rock held the tag team championships three times with this man. He’s a friend, he’s a fighter, ain’t nobody I’d rather have in my corner, he is Mick Foley!
Mick Foley comes out to a big pop from the audience, arms held high. He slaps hands and enters the ring, hugging The Rock. The Rock raises his microphone back up.
Rock: Now as for the additional members of The Rock’s team. This next man is the real deal. This man is an Olympic Gold Medalist.
The crowd pops, but Mick Foley shakes his head and takes the microphone.
Mick: Actually Rock, I hate to break it to you . . . but Kurt made his own team.
Rock: . . . what do you mean, Kurt made his own team?
Mick: I mean, Rock . . . did you ever check with him?
Rock: No, The Rock didn’t check with him! Everyone wants to be on The Rock’s team! The Rock doesn’t have to ask!
Mick: Well, don’t worry Rock! Because I went out and found three guys who know right now they want to be on your team. In fact . . . you could say they’re positive about it!
Rock: You picked a team for The Rock? Mick, who told you that you could pick -
AWWWWWWWW ROCKY!
Rock: Who in the blue hell –
DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CUH-LAP! WITH YOUR TWO-TIME CHAMPS! AND FEEL THE POWER!
“It’s a New Day, Yes It Is!”
The New Day – Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods – come out clapping and dancing atop the ramp as The Rock just stares. They all have microphones.
Xavier: Kurt Angle, Rock? You wanted someone from the 1996 Olympics?
Kofi: You trying to live in the past, son?
New Day: OHHHH NOOOO!
Kofi: You gotta live in the future! Focus on tomorrow.
Xavier: Don’t let your focus go astray! For behold your partners . . . The New Day!
New Day: Bars! Bars bars bars, bars for days.
Big E: Because ladies and gentlemen, today . . . not only, does New Day Rock . . . but today, New Day Socks!
Mick smiles and lifts Mr. Socko. The Rock just buries his face in his hands as the fans chant along.
NEW! DAY ROCKS!
NEW! DAY SOCKS!
NEW! DAY ROCKS!
NEW! DAY SOCKS!
The Rock comes out to a usual crazy ovation, fans on their feet cheering, as the Rock enters the ring, poses at all four corners and takes the microphone.
Rock: Finally . . . The Rock, has come back! . . . to Survivor Series. (Pop.) Now, The Rock could come out here and run The Rock’s mouth about how much candy ass the Rock is going to kick, how The Rock intends to shine up his Size 11 boot real nice and where he intends to stick it, but before The Rock can get to that, The Rock has to announce the first two members of The Rock’s team.
The first man, you all know very well. The Rock held the tag team championships three times with this man. He’s a friend, he’s a fighter, ain’t nobody I’d rather have in my corner, he is Mick Foley!
Mick Foley comes out to a big pop from the audience, arms held high. He slaps hands and enters the ring, hugging The Rock. The Rock raises his microphone back up.
Rock: Now as for the additional members of The Rock’s team. This next man is the real deal. This man is an Olympic Gold Medalist.
The crowd pops, but Mick Foley shakes his head and takes the microphone.
Mick: Actually Rock, I hate to break it to you . . . but Kurt made his own team.
Rock: . . . what do you mean, Kurt made his own team?
Mick: I mean, Rock . . . did you ever check with him?
Rock: No, The Rock didn’t check with him! Everyone wants to be on The Rock’s team! The Rock doesn’t have to ask!
Mick: Well, don’t worry Rock! Because I went out and found three guys who know right now they want to be on your team. In fact . . . you could say they’re positive about it!
Rock: You picked a team for The Rock? Mick, who told you that you could pick -
AWWWWWWWW ROCKY!
Rock: Who in the blue hell –
DON’T YOU DARE BE SOUR!
CUH-LAP! WITH YOUR TWO-TIME CHAMPS! AND FEEL THE POWER!
“It’s a New Day, Yes It Is!”
The New Day – Kofi Kingston, Big E, and Xavier Woods – come out clapping and dancing atop the ramp as The Rock just stares. They all have microphones.
Xavier: Kurt Angle, Rock? You wanted someone from the 1996 Olympics?
Kofi: You trying to live in the past, son?
New Day: OHHHH NOOOO!
Kofi: You gotta live in the future! Focus on tomorrow.
Xavier: Don’t let your focus go astray! For behold your partners . . . The New Day!
New Day: Bars! Bars bars bars, bars for days.
Big E: Because ladies and gentlemen, today . . . not only, does New Day Rock . . . but today, New Day Socks!
Mick smiles and lifts Mr. Socko. The Rock just buries his face in his hands as the fans chant along.
NEW! DAY ROCKS!
NEW! DAY SOCKS!
NEW! DAY ROCKS!
NEW! DAY SOCKS!