PWW 16
May 27, 2016 21:37:34 GMT -5
Post by The Canadian Content on May 27, 2016 21:37:34 GMT -5
PWW 2016
*Fade in to the sparring ring at Prestige Worldwide Wrestling headquarters, right here in [REDACTED] ([REDACTED CHEAP POP]), where we find PWW in-ring talents Carlito and Eugene SPARRING~! in the ring, as Daniel Bryan and Taz call the action…
Bryan: Wow. They drafted an announcer in the 7th round? That’s surprising.
Taz: What’s that supposed to mean?
Bryan: You were drafted in the 7th, you have a history of announcing, and here you are announcing. Seems pretty obvious.
Taz: The only thing that’s obvious is that you’re afraid you can’t beat me so you want me to stay in the booth. Why don’t we get in the ring and–
*Um, guys?
Taz: Yes?
Bryan: YES!
Taz: We’re not doing that yet.
Bryan: Oh, okay. Yes?
*You can’t get in the ring. There’s already a match going on there. It’s the match between Carlito and Eugene that you’re supposed to be calling right now since we haven’t drafted any announcers...
Taz: SEE?
Bryan: Fine. Let’s call the action: We’re well into the match at this point; both men are very worn down.
Taz: Did you seriously just use a semicolon? You are not cut out for this job, bro.
Bryan: You’re not making it any easier, you know. You could help.
Taz: Well, you could start by telling the fans how Carlito thumbed Eugene in the eye then raked his back then hit him with a low blow then–
Bryan: Wait, Eugene’s shaking…Carlito’s landing forearm after forearm on his back, but they’re having no effect…now Eugene has rolled out of the ring. Where did he go? Did he just go under the ring?
Taz: It sure looks that way. I don’t know what he’s doing under there. It looked for a minute like he was hulking up but then he–WHAT THE HELL~?
Bryan: Eugene has come back out from under the ring, but…but…it’s not Eugene anymore! It’s–
Bryan & Taz: GIANT EUGENE!
Bryan: Giant Eugene’s back in the ring now…Carlito’s terrified. Goes for a flying forearm, but Giant Eugene catches him and he’s now squeezing the life out of him. It’s a modified bearhug/choke.
Taz: It’s called a kata gatame.
Bryan: I know what it’s called, Taz.
Taz: So, what, you’re describing it for the folks at home?
Bryan: YES!
Taz: Still not doing that yet. By the way, Carlito is out. Giant Eugene drops him like a ton of bricks, rolls out of the ring…now he’s back under the ring, aaaaand…there’s regular Eugene rolling back into the ring to check on Carltio. Let’s get that ring mic turned up…
Carlito: That…wasn’t…cool.
*FADE*
*Fade in to the sparring ring at Prestige Worldwide Wrestling headquarters, right here in [REDACTED] ([REDACTED CHEAP POP]), where we find PWW in-ring talents Carlito and Eugene SPARRING~! in the ring, as Daniel Bryan and Taz call the action…
Bryan: Wow. They drafted an announcer in the 7th round? That’s surprising.
Taz: What’s that supposed to mean?
Bryan: You were drafted in the 7th, you have a history of announcing, and here you are announcing. Seems pretty obvious.
Taz: The only thing that’s obvious is that you’re afraid you can’t beat me so you want me to stay in the booth. Why don’t we get in the ring and–
*Um, guys?
Taz: Yes?
Bryan: YES!
Taz: We’re not doing that yet.
Bryan: Oh, okay. Yes?
*You can’t get in the ring. There’s already a match going on there. It’s the match between Carlito and Eugene that you’re supposed to be calling right now since we haven’t drafted any announcers...
Taz: SEE?
Bryan: Fine. Let’s call the action: We’re well into the match at this point; both men are very worn down.
Taz: Did you seriously just use a semicolon? You are not cut out for this job, bro.
Bryan: You’re not making it any easier, you know. You could help.
Taz: Well, you could start by telling the fans how Carlito thumbed Eugene in the eye then raked his back then hit him with a low blow then–
Bryan: Wait, Eugene’s shaking…Carlito’s landing forearm after forearm on his back, but they’re having no effect…now Eugene has rolled out of the ring. Where did he go? Did he just go under the ring?
Taz: It sure looks that way. I don’t know what he’s doing under there. It looked for a minute like he was hulking up but then he–WHAT THE HELL~?
Bryan: Eugene has come back out from under the ring, but…but…it’s not Eugene anymore! It’s–
Bryan & Taz: GIANT EUGENE!
Bryan: Giant Eugene’s back in the ring now…Carlito’s terrified. Goes for a flying forearm, but Giant Eugene catches him and he’s now squeezing the life out of him. It’s a modified bearhug/choke.
Taz: It’s called a kata gatame.
Bryan: I know what it’s called, Taz.
Taz: So, what, you’re describing it for the folks at home?
Bryan: YES!
Taz: Still not doing that yet. By the way, Carlito is out. Giant Eugene drops him like a ton of bricks, rolls out of the ring…now he’s back under the ring, aaaaand…there’s regular Eugene rolling back into the ring to check on Carltio. Let’s get that ring mic turned up…
Carlito: That…wasn’t…cool.
*FADE*