MCW 16
Jun 2, 2016 19:22:06 GMT -5
Post by Chris Eco on Jun 2, 2016 19:22:06 GMT -5
Ecosystem* (*yet to be cast) is out at the Official Pun’s House Draft Podium with a microphone. The crowd is already booing him.
Eco: Yeah fuck you all too.
Look, I’m not going to waste anyone’s time this year with a lot of pontificating. Here’s the deal. I’m very smart. I’m the best at math. And most importantly, I know how to win. 2010 Draft, won. 2011 Draft, won. 2013 Draft, won. Didn’t do so well at OO, but as you all know, they’re very stupid and very unfair. But the last couple years, I haven’t been winning. I’ve been losing. Forgetting to submit cards, drafting drunks like Ric Flair and fat losers like Andre the Giant.
So no more experimenting. We’re going back to what works. We’re going to Make Eco’s Drafts Great Again, and it all starts with these five.
First, the man who led me to my very first victory . . . never a WWE Champion, but always champion of my heart . . . Shelton Benjamin!
Next, the man who Eric used to bear me in my very first draft ever . . . the other half of the Minnesota Stretching Crew . . . oh, I’ll enjoy saying this . . . BRRRROCK LESNAR!
Next, the man who led my 2011 victory . . . he is the Fallen Angel . . . Christopher Daniels!
Next, this man led my most underrated OO team, the Wrestlers' Collective . . . and he will have his redemption . . . Desmond Wolfe!
Finally, she is the Savior of Women's Wrestling . . . she IS women's wrestling . . . and she will be putting that General Manager experience to good use in an Ecosystem Administration . . . AJ Lee!
The five assemble themselves behind Ecosystem, Benjamin slapping Eco on the back as he stands there proudly.
Eco: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the start of a New Era -
Just then, Ecosystem is interrupted by the OOWF's Own Matt Folz* (*yet to be cast), as he comes out from behind the curtain to the podium as the crowd cheers.
Eco: Seriously? Are you a co-owner again? I was hoping you had Class B Shares.
Matt Folz: Look, Eco, I have seen you try to run a wrestling company before - and you have no idea how to do it.
Eco: Is this about stripping you of your Intercontinental Championship and awarding it to myself?
Matt: It's always kind of about that, but it's also that you're a terrible businessman. You win these drafts every now and then, but you have no idea who makes you successful. So I drafted five talents of my own, starting with the person who was behind your first success.
Shelton Benjamin: You talking about me?
Eco: Shelton Benjamin is right here, idiot.
"Viva La Raza" plays over the PA system, as Eddie Guerrero makes his way out to the stage. He walks up to Shelton Benjamin and smirks in his face.
Eco: Ah shit . . .
Matt: Yep. And here come the rest of my Radicals.
As Brock Lesnar steps up to back Eddie off Shelton, VADER comes out and stands in front of Brock . . .
Followed by Justin Liger standing in front of Daniels . . .
Followed by Dean Malenko standing in front of Wolfe . . .
Followed by Trish Stratus standing in front of AJ Lee . . .
Eco: . . . Honestly, I don't mind this.
Matt: No shit. Welcome to Matt's Championship Wrestling.
Eco: Welcome to Muyo's Championship Wrestling.
Eco/Matt: Welcome to MCW.