[Matte]

Fish

PWW's The One Where We Decide Who Our Champions Are
Live! From Maple Leaf Gardens

PWW Championship Scramble
Daniel Bryan vs Taz vs Ken Shamrock vs Dolph Ziggler vs Roman Reigns vs Haku vs Booker T vs Jake Roberts

PWW Ladies' Championship
Charlotte vs Beth Phoenix

Kalisto vs Brian Kendrick

Lita vs Victoria

Hercules vs Yokozuna

PWW Tag Team Triple Threat (winner is the #1 Contender)
Demolition (Ax & Crush) vs Test & Albert (w/Melina) vs The Islanders (Zack Ryder & Tama)

Mickie James vs Jacqueline

Carlito vs Papa Shango

Eugene vs D'Lo Brown

PWW Announce Team
Tony Schiavone
Larry Zbyszko
Mongo McMichael

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Leo

Armbar-O-Ree: A Jobber’s Reunion
Live from the Mid-South Coliseum in Memphis, Tennessee
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Dennis Miller and Bruce Prichard
Ring Announcer: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Referees: Joey Marella and Brian Hildebrand

Main Event Tag Team Match
Winners book matches for the losers next week
Andy Kaufman and Hollywood Hogan with Robocop vs. Jerry Lawler and Dusty Rhodes with Burt Reynolds

Respected Awesome Dude (RAD) Title Match. Smacking a dude in the head with a boot is legal
Large Father Hip Unleaded (C) with the Superior John Cena vs. Dick Slater

Devil’s Threeway for number one contendership to the WIZARD Tag Team Titles (three men are allowed in the ring at one time)
David Flair and Crowbar with Daffney vs. Deuce and Domino with Cherry vs. the Murdoch Violence Connection (Trevor Murdoch and Dick Murdoch) with nobody but their own damn selves

The Fabulous Ones Explode!
Not Gay Stan Lane vs. Doink Keirn

Total Garbage Battle Royal (the ring is filled with actual garbage that can be used on your opponents). Winner gets a congratulatory ice cream cake from Dairy Queen.
Stung vs. Horace Hogan vs. Bruce Hart vs. PN News vs. Bunkhouse Buck vs. “Macho Warrior” Ric Hogan vs. the Unreal Razor Ramon vs. Dustin Rhodes vs. Doink Apollo vs. Doink Lombardi

Cell Phone on a Pole Match
Winner must retrieve a cell phone from a pole attached to a ring post and call their momma
Brodus Clay vs. Buff Bagwell vs. Beaver Cleavage

Wheel of Doinks Match
Holy Shit It’s Scotty Riggs vs. a random Doink chosen by spinning a wheel (but the wheel is totally rigged and he’s getting Matt Borne)

[Chris Eco]

LIKE I'M VOTING AGAINST LEO.

(Fish has a great roster but a Scramble isn't made for that much top talent, in my view.)

[The Canadian Content]

Jun 20, 2016 20:47:29 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

LIKE I'M VOTING AGAINST LEO.

(Fish has a great roster but a Scramble isn't made for that much top talent, in my view.)

But it's The One Where We Decide Who Our Champions Are. It has to be top-heavy or it's too predictable.

[Road Warrior Shark]

Jun 20, 2016 22:17:32 GMT -5 The Canadian Content said:

Jun 20, 2016 20:47:29 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

LIKE I'M VOTING AGAINST LEO.

(Fish has a great roster but a Scramble isn't made for that much top talent, in my view.)

But it's The One Where We Decide Who Our Champions Are. It has to be top-heavy or it's too predictable.

Leo's card is fun. This is a great match idea and I want to see it executed IRL somehow.

[Sportsguy]

Gotta go Hodgey here

[The Canadian Content]

Jun 20, 2016 23:27:49 GMT -5 Road Warrior Shark said:

This is a great match idea and I want to see it executed IRL somehow.

You can see it executed in pretend life right here.

[Chris Eco]

Ohhh, I forgot how many championships were up for grabs in that. That makes me like it a lot more.

Still doesn't defeat Cell Phone on a Pole, but how could anything?

[Matte]

Love Leo's stories, but have to go Fish on this one for the substance.

[DevSop]

I get comedy matches on a card. I hate comedy wrestling shows.