[Matte]

Jobber

Teddy Long Presents: Tag Team Turmoil - That's right playas!

Live from the Philadelphia Spectrum
Commissioner: Teddy Long
Announcer Team: Gordon Solie and Paul Heyman

Trios Main Event: If Sting's Squadron Loses, Paul Heyman can return to managing the Dangerous Alliance
The Dangerous Alliance (Steve Austin, Brian Pillman, and Rick Rude) vs. Stong's Squadron (Sting and the Steiner Brothers)

Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1 Match:
Nikita and Ivan Koloff vs. Eric Young and Brom

Extreme Trios
Tommy Dreamer, Sabu, and Mikey Whipwreck vs. Bubba Ray, Deveon, and Little Spike Dudley

Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1 Match:
The New Age Outlaws vs. The New Day (Xavier Woods and Kofi Kingston)

Tag Team Tournament Round 1 Match No DQ by request of the competitors:
The Powers of Pain (Warlord and the Barbarian) vs. The Decay (Abyss and Crazzy Steve w/ Rosemary)

Tag Team Tournament Round 1 Five Team Elimination Match
The Vaudvillains vs. The World's Cutest Tag Team (Joey Ryan and Candice LaRae) vs. Pat Patterson and Nick Bockwinkel vs. Jimmy Jacobs and BJ Whitmer

Tag Team Tournament Round 1 Match
Brutus Beefcake vs. The Natural Disasters

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Kimmie

A Jimmy Kimmel Production
Stephanie McMahon Owner
Announcers
Kevin Sullivan and Jonathon Coachman
Backstage: Maryse
Ring Announcer: Nikki Bella

Singles Matches

Womens Championship Finals
Torrie Wilson vs Tori

Super P Cup Tag Title Match
Damian Sandow and Curtis Axle (C) vs Viktor and Konnor (The Resurrection)

Tag Match
Joey Mercury and Jamie Noble vs Sicodelico Jr and Ricardo Rodriguez

Singles Match
Bill Goldberg vs Matt Morgan

IC Title Tournament Semi Finals
Bill Goldberg vs Gino Hernandez
Honky Tonk Man vs Tito Santana

Elimination Chamber for World Championship
Edge
Randy Orton
Triple H
Samoa Joe
Ken Patera
Ultimate Warrior

[Leo]

Brutus Beefcake has had so many gimmicks he's his own tag team partner.

[Chris Eco]

These are both strong main events and mid cards that feature some people I like next to some people I don't. I think I'm narrowly going jobber for his Elimination + NAO/ND matches, even though I hate his other two elimination matches more than I hate anything on Kimmie's card.

[Ultimatejobber]

Jun 20, 2016 20:12:39 GMT -5 Leo said:

Brutus Beefcake has had so many gimmicks he's his own tag team partner.

Holy shit, I can't believe I did that. He's supposed to be tagging with Greg The Hammer Valentine. That's what I get for not proofreading.

[Road Warrior Shark]

As much as I like tag team wrestling, Need a little something else thrown in to balance the card. Kimmie's card is too short, and has Goldberg of all people double booked, but I'm tossing her a vote

[kimmieg1231]

Ugh! Jobber and I are both guilty of not proof reading.

IC title Goldberg should be Ryback. Which probably doesn't help my case with many..but oh well. I went with six in my head thinking the chamber match is usually fairly long. I'm hoping to flesh out my card next add drop as I missed the first one.

[The Canadian Content]

I voted Jobber. Love Teddy Long and tag matches.

[Sportsguy]

You think I'm NOT voting for the Dangerous Alliance? Child please

[Chris Eco]

Unpopular opinion: Not only do I like Ryback, I think he's better than Goldberg.

[L!zz~]

Jun 21, 2016 10:50:19 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

Unpopular opinion: Not only do I like Ryback, I think he's better than Goldberg.

Me too

[Matte]

Little bit more that I like on Jobber's end here.

[DevSop]

Jun 21, 2016 10:50:19 GMT -5 Chris Eco said:

Unpopular opinion: Not only do I like Ryback, I think he's better than Goldberg.

This is unpopular? I think both are absolute garbage but Goldberg is garbage that was way too high on the card so he's worse. All that being said, Teddy Long's gimmick is good in small doses, I think its just too much with Jobber's card.

[Leo]

Jobber has more guys and matches I like. You can't beat the Dangerous Alliance with me.

Although seeing Ken Patera in an elimination chamber blows my mind.

[The Canadian Content]

Jun 21, 2016 21:35:54 GMT -5 Leo said:

Although seeing Ken Patera in an elimination chamber blows my mind.

Very much this.

[L!zz~]

In a good way or bad way?