[Matte]

Leo

Arbor Day Havoc
Live from the Mid-South Coliseum in Memphis, Tennessee
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Dennis Miller and Bruce Prichard
Ring Announcer: Elvira, Mistress of the Dark
Referees: Joey Marella and Brian Hildebrand

WIZARD World Title Match
Hollywood Hogan (C) with Andy Kaufman and Robocop vs. Jerry Lawler with one arm tied behind his back

Loser Leaves the Planet Match
Loser will be immediately shoved in a space rocket and shot to the damn moon
Dusty Rhodes vs. Dustin Rhodes

WIZARD Tag Team Titles Match
The Stepbrothers of Reconstruction (UnderFaker and FaKane) with the Superior John Cena vs. the Murdoch Violence Connection (Trevor Murdoch and Dick Murdoch)

Winner gets to take the loser’s mom out for a nice seafood dinner
Buff Bagwell with Judy Bagwell vs. Beaver Cleavage with Mrs. Cleavage

RAD (Respected Awesome Dude) Title Match
Large Father Hip Unleaded (C) with the Superior John Cena vs. Holy Shit It’s Scotty Riggs

Still Not Gay Stan Lane and Bruce Hart vs. Doink Borne and Doink Keirn

Hell in an Old Country Buffet with special guest referee “Macho Warrior” Ric Hogan
Pinfall or submission must take place within the confines of an Old Country Buffet Restaurant
Brodus Clay vs. PN News

Crowbar (who can use a crowbar) with Daffney vs. Domino (who can use a loaded Domino’s Pizza box) with Cherry

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Dash

Clash Of The Champions II
Staples Center
Announcers: Renee Young & Lauren Brooke

Main Event - World Heavyweight Championship, Steel Cage Match
Magnum TA (champion) vs Randy Savage

World Tag Team Championship
Arn Anderson and Tully Blanchard (champions) vs. Road Warrior Hawk and Steve Williams with Dario Cueto

World Title Number One Contendership Match - Falls County Anywhere
Mick Foley vs. Roddy Piper

United States Championship
Cody Rhodes (champion) vs. Petey Williams

United States Tag Team Championship
Wade Barrett and Marty Scurll (champions) vs. Elias Samson and Tye Dillinger vs. Speed Muscle (Naruki Doi & Masato Yoshino)

Psycho Sid Vicious vs. Cage

Umaga and Rusev vs. The Osirian Portal (Amasis and Ophidian)

Six Man Elimination Tables Match
Gangrel, Sandman and Jigsaw vs. The Flying Elvises (Sonny Siaki, Jorge Estrada and Jimmy Yang)

Bam Bam Bigelow and Chris Candido with Shane Douglas vs. Wesley Blake and Buddy Murphy with Alexa Bliss

[Chris Eco]

I really love comedy wrestling.

[Sportsguy]

I'd love to agree with my partner, but Leo's card and entire fed does absolutely nothing for me. Dash in a rout.

[Mr. Dashbee]

This may hurt me with some, but the story here is that Magnum TA turned heel on the first card, becoming the lead of a new Four Horsemen with Arn, Tully and Cody Rhodes.

[Sportsguy]

Jun 27, 2016 22:54:13 GMT -5 Mr. Dashbee said:

This may hurt me with some, but the story here is that Magnum TA turned heel on the first card, becoming the lead of a new Four Horsemen with Arn, Tully and Cody Rhodes.

You think this HURTS you with me? Have you met me? That sounds fucking awesome

[Mr. Dashbee]

I like that you like it. I labored over who to draft as the lead for the Horsemen. Magnum was perfect.

[Leo]

Most of Dash's card is what I sent him as an idea of what to book, but he made the right tweaks to put it over the top based knowing his storylines and roster better. However, I didn't think he would want to do Savage vs. Magnum TA as the main event two shows in a row, but the cage does make it escalate nicely. I also kick myself for not realizing you had the Flying Elvises.

As for my show, if you read my promos you'll get the setup for everything. The idea for me is that even though this is a comedy fed, to make everyone and everything adhere to their own internal logic and still produce what would be a fun show for an audience, if not maybe a technically sound one.

[Chris Eco]

Agree with my partner that Magnum TA in the Horsemen sounds awesome. Just not "Pinfall or submission must take place within the confines of an Old Country Buffet Restaurant" awesome.

(I'd like to think they get stuck in a nearby Verizon for an uncomfortably long period of time.)