[Loki]

I lied. I'm beginning it now. Special voting for those who check in today!

[williamssl]

video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1100181089&fr=slv8-msgr

SNL's "Smurfs meet the Anna Nicole Smith show"

[Loki]

Four of us have voted - me, Solly, Tex and Eco. I voted for GI Joe. So did someone else. The other two voted for the Smurfs.

That means TWO of conservative posters are smurf hugging commies.

You have GOT to be kidding me. Smurfs? Over GI Joe? Are you two insane?

VOTE GI JOE! SUPPORT OUR TROOPS!

[williamssl]

But why does G.I. Joe hate habeus corpus?

Oh wait bbmn ain't here....

[Loki]

G.I. Joe - a real American hero.

Fess up, you two Canadian wanna-be's!

I'm betting it's Solly and Tex. Solly is a Jem lover, so he'd obviously pick something like the Smurfs over a manly show like GI Joe. Tex is my second guess because we all know he's a closet Marxist secretly rooting for China.

[salmonjunkie]

I'm a pinko liberal tree-hugging long-haired hippie. And I'm a Californian. And I was born in a foregin country.

Still voted G.I. Joe.

[The Canadian Content]

Uh, yeah, Smurfs was fun and all, but this is go time. Yo Joe!

[Loki]

Come on Tex, fess up. Admit you voted for the Smurfs. Look, your fella Texan boy George said he was a conservative and he obviously lied - it's okay for you to admit you ain't no conservative either. Go on. Come out of the closet. Admit you still feverishly mastrubate to pictures of Smurfette. We'll still make fun of you, but you'll feel better for facing the truth.

[Chris Eco]

He might not have. I freely admit I voted for the Smurfs.

May I remind you that the G.I. Joe Action Line, which releases action figures of such real American Heroes as George W. Bush and Dwight D. Eisenhower, decided to include Robert E. Lee as a "Real American Hero".

So you know...if you love slavery and think black folks need to learn their place, then sure, vote for G.I. Joe.

In the meantime, I would note to Loki that Papa Smurf is a known ally and friend of the GOP. At least in the PHWF.

[williamssl]

Oh. What? Hmmm? I'm sorry - the latest addition of "Smurfs Gone Wild" just came out and I was rather enjoying this one, entitled "A Smurf Bukakke". And then loki posts the above. It's like he has eyes into my household.

Wait - you're not spying on me, are you?

[Loki]

ecosystem said:

He might not have. I freely admit I voted for the Smurfs.

Holy crap. Eco is a pinko.



Add on: Wow. Eco was right about the GI Joe Classics line.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe (scroll about 5/6 way down).

Some of 'em I don't get. Why would Bush I, JFK and Ted Williams get a doll?

[Jack Quinn]

I voted for GI Joe

and knowing is half the battle

[Loki]

GI Joe wins, despite Eco and Solly/Tex's communist efforts to thwart them!

Yooooooooo Joe!

[Deleted]

For the record, I would've voted Smurfs, too.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I want to vote Smurfs but for some reason I can't vote for either.

[Loki]

I opened and closed the poll yesterday. It was a special gimmee for those checking in on Sunday for what I thought would be a landslide poll. Of course, I didn't think we had that many pansies who fantasize about little blue men Smurf supporters.

Tell you what. So that you guys won't complain about unfairness, I'll make a deal with you. Smurfs lost by six votes. If you can find four additional people, not including Gator and MKid, who will post that they would have voted for the Smurfs then this will be effectively tied up, and I will reopen the poll.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I don't think it will win but it would be nice to keep the poll open long enough to see what the final score would be.

[Loki]

The poll was supposed to be a fun treat for those who are dedicated (Pun) / have no life (the rest of us) and show up at Pun's place on a Sunday. Losers only!

Offer still stands, though. If there are enough votes to overturn it I'll reopen the poll.