[Chris Eco]

The Road Runner (Looney Tunes)

vs.



Jack Burton (Big Trouble in Little China)

[Leo]

I want to see Jack Burton hunting the Road Runner!

[The Jewish Cunthead]

It's all in the reflexes.

[L!zz~]

mmmmmmm. Jack Burton..

[Angle]

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail.""

[Sportsguy]

Adding to the consensus here, Jack