[Loki]

Pick your poison - |Transformers or Freakazoid.

[williamssl]

Remember everyone - I'm willing to trade votes in other contests you may be interested in for votes AGAINST Transformers here.

[Loki]

Dude - wow. Just.... wow. You're so "We've got to destroy the evil Transformer empire at all costs!!!!" that it's amazing. Not to mention a tad disturbing. Did I have a threeway with your mom and sister and forget to leave a proper tip or something?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Ugh, I hate Freakazoid for beating Symphonies and quite frankly I hate the show period. I tried watching it a few times as a kid and thought ti was dumb. But I never got into The Transformers. I'm going to vote for the robots on this one only because it has more relevance on pop culture.

Just remember that yuou all missed your opportunity to see the embarssing pictures I promised. Sucks to be youse guys.

[williamssl]

loki said:

Dude - wow. Just.... wow. You're so "We've got to destroy the evil Transformer empire at all costs!!!!" that it's amazing. Not to mention a tad disturbing. Did I have a threeway with your mom and sister and forget to leave a proper tip or something?

Hello? I called Shenanigans on your ass for how you handled the closure of the Transformers/X-Men matchup. Bringing one of your gay coworkers onto the boards to force Transformers into a tie w/ X-Men. And I said I was gonna go Shenanigans here. And so it begins. Starts w/ the nice "above-the-board" vote trading like this.

So this coming as a surprise to you is, well, surprising.

[Loki]

Yeah, but you're really getting into it. You've mentioned vote trading alone in five or six times different threads now. Your.... we'll be nice and say enthusiasm for "punishing" me is pretty intense. Especially for a show you didn't particularly care for. Usually a level of revenge like this that is totally unconnected to anything personal is saved for a spurned lover or something. So I have to ask myself - is there something deeper here? Maybe those women from my Texas vacation really WERE Billy-boy's relatives! Maybe he's so upset because he just realized that I'm the father of his illegitimate half-brother and/or nephew!

[Lucky]

I'm with Tex. BOOOO!!! Down with The Robot Objects of Loki's Undying Lust! Loki's abusing his power to advance them!

Huh... I'm with Tex.

[williamssl]

Vote trading mentioned multiple times/places because...while we talk about it being a good idea...seeing precious little of it happening.

Now go back to sticking your dick up tailpipes.

[williamssl]

And yeah - Lucky and I are (gasp) united on something. First time. Probably only time.

But we're combining our forces here.

<said in best lucky voice> Douche.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Is it really that good of an idea? Does it really give us true winners?

[williamssl]

Did loki bringing his gay co-worker on here to vote for transformers and force a tie w/ x-men really give us a true winner?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

I don't think that did either. I'm guilty of trying to get some Symphony votes so I'm not 100% clean on this either but the vote trading seems a little shady.

[williamssl]

Last I checked, "integrity" wasn't mentioned in the Punboard's Mission Statement and Core Values" document.

[Lucky]

You are aware I've been voting the live actions ones based on who has the hotter cast, right?

[Loki]

luckylopez said:

I'm with Tex. BOOOO!!! Down with The Robot Objects of Loki's Undying Lust! Loki's abusing his power to advance them!

Huh... I'm with Tex.

Abusing WHAT power? Please, Lucky, pray tell - what awesome power do I have?

Can I add votes? No.
Can I subtract votes? No.
Can I move votes from one column to another? No.

Hmmm. So what can I do? I can see who all voted in a poll. I can lock and unlock a poll. And I can sticky lock a thread. OMG~~!!!!

FEAR MY STICKY LOCK!!!!

You're right. I am a threat to the sanctity and pureness of message boards and board polls everywhere.

[The Jewish Cunthead]

williamssl said:

Did Optimus Prime's Sex Slave bringing his gay co-worker on here to vote for The Robot Objects of Loki's Undying Lust

Can I say again that I love the censored word feature?

Also are we really arguing about cartoons? OK, just checking.

[williamssl]

Let's see.

X-men are up 8-7.

Loki could shut down the poll and declare X-men the winners.

Nope.

Loki brings some gay co-worker onto the boards who votes for his pet project.

Loki could then keep the poll open, call out the tie, and ask people to make the tie-breaker vote. He's done that in other close/tied polls.

Nope.

He closes the poll and puts it to the behind the scenes tiebreaker.

And was there any doubt in anyone's mind how that was gonna turn out?

Nope

The sticky-lock is powerful indeed.

[Deleted]

Dammit. I wish i could be a Mod for a day.

[Loki]

Let me see here.

1) It's no secret I keep them open if they're close. In fact, Blue's Clues/You Can't Do That on TV and Freakazoid/Silly Symphonies and one other I can't remember were also all tied up, so they all stayed open.

2) I kept all the close ones open until the evening of March 30th.

3) My coworker (not the gay one, another one - get your story right!) voluntarily signed up to this website to add a vote for The Robot Objects of Loki's Undying Lust. I said I'd give him a good reference in his job hunt if he went through with it. Since this seems to be the main bone of contention, might I point out that any a) one of you could have done this, b) he did it all on his own and c) it's no different from vote trading?

4) His vote merely TIED THINGS UP. It went to the Little Guy tiebreaker, along with two other contests that night. Amazingly, I didn't hear you complaining when the Little Guy tiebreaker cast a deciding vote in Hong Kong Phooey's favor, did I? And I completely failed to see any post about from you about how Silly Symphonies was robbed.


But that's okay, Mulder. THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE, if only brave souls like yourself will look for it. Please, by all means, continue. By the way, as long as you're down there, can you do some more research into the Grassy Knoll? There's a mystery who's time has come! IT'S A CONSPIRACY BY THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THAT NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT TO THE LIGHT OF DAY! AND AREA 51! CAN'T FORGET THAT!

[Lucky]

loki said:

You're right. I am a threat to the sanctity and pureness of message boards and board polls everywhere.

You heard the man. He admitted it. Lord knows what fool gave you the power.

Probably the same guy who thought it would make sense to give Optard power.

[Krydor]

Freakazoid: Speilberg produced show

Transformers: Faceless toyselling corporation produced show

A vote for Transformers is a vote against Israel!

[Chris Eco]

Um, I like Transformers. I just like Freakazoid more. I really enjoyed it. Sorry.

I'll vote trade too, if anyone likes.

[Loki]

Transformers wins. Suck it, Tex!

[williamssl]