[Loki]

Pick one.

[Batman]

So, anybody selling a vote for Batman?

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Batman is great but Scooby is legend.

[docx]

Batman has been with us, in one form or another since 1939. Scooby Doo did not arrive on the scene for another 30 years.
Batman is a legend. Scooby Doo, by comparison, is a Johnny-come-lately.
Besides, Fred's a homo, Velma wears comfortable shoes, Daphne's a whoooore, and Shaggy's a filthy hippy.

[National Champion Chris Cole]

Batman the character is a legend. But this isn't about that. It is about the show Batman TAS. While being the best of the Batman shows it is still not as legendary as Scooby Doo.

[Jack Quinn]

plus, doesn't Batman hang out with Robin and some stuffy English butler? Talk about gay

[williamssl]

mooseheadjack said:

plus, doesn't Batman hang out with Moose and Solly? Talk about gay

Fixed that for you.

[Jack Quinn]

either way fits just fine. Batman was teh gay whether it was with Robin and Stuffy McButler or a Moose and a Joo.

Fred was the Pimp. How many times did he send Shaggy, Scooby and Velma off to some dangerous part of the haunted mansion so he could bang Daphne in the back of the Mystery Machine?

[docx]

mooseheadjack said:

Batman was teh gay

That earns you a smite.

(And Fred was not a pimp. He wore a fucking kerchief around his neck. If him and Daphne were doing anything in the back of the Mystery Machine, they were comparing hair care products.)

[Jack Quinn]

=


and it was an ascot, you can only wear an ascot if you are a BMF

[Loki]

BMF? Bisexual Moose Fucker? I thought they had to wear eyepatches, not ascots.

[Jack Quinn]

hmmm his name WAS Fred.......

Anyway, this Fred was a Bad Mother Fucker. What you didn't see was Fred slappin hoes and bringing his pimp cane down on the heads of folks dressed up as wherewolves

[Loki]

VS.




Not much of a contest, is there? I'll place all my money on the detective driving the psychadelic van with one hand tied behind his back over the big nosed Jooi$h closet Phils fan.

[Batman]

That's it? No-one wants to trade a vote for Batman for a vote from me for anything? For |Transformers, against them, whatever?

Have you voted yet, Tex? You didn't forget that you owed me one more Batman vote, did you?

[Loki]

Ahem. I haven't voted in this one yet, Serg. I'll vote swap with you.

[williamssl]

I honored our deal.

EDIT: adding back in what loki had editted into my post as part of our edit/censor MAD:

...and sent you naked pics of me.

[Batman]

Tex: Thanks.

Tailpipe: I know that if both of our favorites make it through this round, we'll be mortal enemies next round. Still, I'd be happy to trade a |Transformers vote for a Batman vote.

[Krydor]

I like Scooby, but I like Batman better. What seals the deal is Scooby's horrible pimping in the 70's. Since when did the ghosts become real? A show that deconstructs idiot ghost beliefs turns into a show that pimps 'em. Screw you, you sellouts with your Scrappy doos and your Hillbilly Doos and your other Doo iterations that diluted the greatness that was cowardly, pot imbibing Doo.

Batman has Batman.

[Loki]

I'm game. You sure you still don't owe GayTex a vote from last round?

[Batman]

Nope, he wanted two votes last round (Freakazoid and Blue's Clues, I believe), so he owed me a Batman vote in the following round. I'll go vote for the car-robots right now.

[williamssl]

Yeah - serg and I are therefore responsible for the latest piece of paper loki jr. was supposed to choke down to break the Blues/SBTB tie.

[Loki]

Done.

[salmonjunkie]

Dudes... Batman The Animated Series is losing to the show that brought the world "P-p-p-p-PUPPY POWER!". Fuck Scrappy Doo

[williamssl]

So you Asian's not only eat dogs but you fuck them too?

[salmonjunkie]

Fuck Scrappy Doo and Gay Texans.